HAWAII
UNITED STATES

I instruct my cameraman to go live to the XWF Universe which he does, and I walk over and sit down on some wooden seats.


"Hello fans of the XWF. Hello fellow wrestlers of the XWF. Hello management of the XWF. This coming Saturday Night Savage will be my debut in the XWF. I am looking forward to the opening match which Savage Management have placed me in. The first match which is a 5 way, Valentine's Day Massacre which is a x-treme rules match where any weapons goes. I can't wait for that."

"Like I said, I'm involved with 4 others. John Black, Geri Vayden, Jim Jimson and Claude Savage. More about them later."

"This is my debut match. I'm willing to say right here right now, it will be my opening chapter in my XWF story, and I will feel confident in making a name for myself in my debut match. I will even say I am confident that I can win this match. Thus helping to start my career in the XWF as a great way to start my career, and it will be a great chapter."

"For now, I have a flight to catch, I will talk about my opponents when you see me again."

The Story Teller gets up and walks over to a line of people who are in line to walk through to the waiting area to board his flight. He turns towards the camera.

"i bet you guys want to know about my life story? Well here is my beginning."

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GROWING UP

I was an only child. I had Parents who were Professors at Harvard University.
So growing up in a family of education was stressful.
I had to read from an early age.
Not only read but read books that not many children my age would read until well into their University lives.
Big educational books.
It was either that or be left behind emotionally.
So I had no choice but to adapt to what my parents asked of me.

At the same time as my literacy growth, I also enjoyed being able to compete in sports but mostly Wrestling, Judo, Karate, Taekwondo, Jujutsu, and Fening,

So Martial Arts I enjoyed as I could get away from the books.

Also being an only child made me a loner, and because I was a loner, I didn't trust too many people. That meant because I had a bigger i.q. than most of my 'peers' through reading and learning more than most because my parents were both Professors, I knew more than everyone else.

So what I'm trying to say is, I didn't have many friends but because of my Martial Arts background, I did have some respected rivalries. I had 5 respected rivals that I considered I was 'close' with.

By the way, this was me in my younger days.

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PRESENT DAY

A CONVERSATION WITH A RESPECTED 'RIVAL'

I caught up with an old rival of mine, Matt McKenzie, where I told him I was joining the XWF.

ME: "Thank you for meeting me for a drink."

MATT: "No problem."

The bartender walked up.

BARTENDER: "What would you guys like?"

ME: "Just a glass of OJ Thanks."

MATT: "A budweiiser please."

BARTENDER: "Coming right up."

The bartender walked off.

MATT: "So what is it that you wanted to talk to me about? I haven't heard from you since you showed up a couple of years ago in my dojo."

Matt was a karate sensei for his Dojo in Chicago.

ME: "I wanted to tell you that I was joining a Pro Wrestling Organization. But I wanted to see what you thought as well."

MATT: "Wow. I thought you were done with wrestling?"

ME: "I was, but I thought I'd give it one last shot."

The bartender came back and gave us our drinks. We both paid for ours.

MATT: "So what federation are you joining?"

ME: "The XWF."

Matt had just taken a mouthful of his drink and when he heard my response spat it out."

ME: "What's wrong with the XWF?

MATT: "It's a place of freaks! It's a place where anything is said, and anything goes. Why don't you try somewhere like the EMF or even go to WWE, or AEW?"

ME: "Maybe if things don't work out with XWF I'll try out for those places."

MATT: "You are better than the XWF, and that's coming from me."

ME: "That is why I want to make myself known within the XWF. I KNOW that I can win ALL of those titles. They just won't see it coming until its too late."

MATT: "And there it is. Your ego. Even though I find your ego frustrating at times, it does help with your confidence and winning matches. So I will say good luck to you going to a weirdo place like the XWF."

ME: "Thank you that means a lot."

I smiled, and we drank the rest of our drinks, had a couple more, before going our separate ways. I won't tell you what else was discussed because that isn't part of this story.

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ON BOARD A FLIGHT TO PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA

The camera was turned on as I sat in my seat as my camera man and I headed to Philadelphia for my debut on Saturday Night Savage. On my lap were 4 books. I was told that we were now streaming live to the XWF Universe,

"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. I am talking to you live on board my flight from Hawaii as I head to Philadelphia to take part in my debut match on Saturday Night Savage. I for one, cannot wait to show case my abilities and to show the entire XWF that I mean business. Now my first match is a 5-way match. The title of this match is a Valentine's Day Massacre match. Basically from what I understand is an Xtreme rules match. According to the XWF website, there are weapons placed underneath a barbwire type heart that is in the middle of the ring."

"First of all what a stupid stipulation. But I guess because I'm part of the match I will have to focus on doing whatever I can to win the match. Trust me. Listen to me. I WILL WIN this match by taking out all the other 4 members involved in this match. Now let's take a look at all 4 of my opponents."

I held up my first book with a photo of John Black on it.


"John Black. A guy who likes to wear helmets to the ring, who wants to make himself look like a centurion. According to his bio he considers himself a jaded sense of accountability. Jaded because he's been around the XWF a long time. He comes and goes. To me I consider him a loser. Because he's never won a belt. So that makes him a big loser big time. No wonder he's jaded. Because he can't win big matches. What the hell are you doing here if you can't win titles?"

"Shelby Martin is quoted as saying Personal Accountability requires Mindfulness, Acceptance, Honesty, and Courage. You all may ask who is Shelby Martin. She's a poet. But hey let's get back to John Black. You have accepted personal accountability for being a loser, for not being able to win a title. You have to be courageous to think that. So this tells me that you are going to be very easy to beat into a pulp. I am going to beat you like it's as easy to count to 3. 1.2.3. That's my story with yours."

I placed the book down on the floor and picked up the second book. This one on Geri Vayden.


Geri Vayden. Who just lost the Shooting Star Championship at Snow Job. What a loser. Yes, she won the title but then wasn't able to hold on to it. She's not as much of a loser as John Black, because he hasn't won anything. But she still lost the title."

"Now according to her bio, she's a follower of the stable The Left Hand. And that to me signifies how much of a loser you are. Raise your left hand and repeat after me..... I am a loser. I lose titles. She says she is a goddess. But she belongs to a stable. She lets people tell her what to do. That's not a goddess. Now a famous poet named The Goddess Rebellion said and I quote 'I promise to live my life how I want, not on how others think I should."

"What's the lesson of that quote? Be yourself. Lead yourself. Not let others lead you. Come on Geri do what's right, and think for yourself. Only then will you be a true goddess. That's my story with yours."

I put the book down, and picked up a third book.


"Jim 'The Jim' Jimson. What can I say about this weirdo? This guy hates dolphins. I mean come on. What kind of weirdo hates mamals or animals? Jim that's who. Like John Black, hasn't won a major title. No wonder. A hater of dolphins can't win major titles."

"Albert Einstein once said and I quote 'There's no question Dolphins are smarter than humans, as they play more.' No wonder Jim hates dolphins. Because they are a lot smarter than him. And he's ripe for the taking. Enough said really."

I put down the book and picked up the fourth and final book.


"Last but not least Claude Savage. He hasn't been in the XWF long. I hear you called yourself a Clydesdale Claude. You are no Clydesdale. The author of the Introduction of the Ultimate Horse Book is quoted as saying 'The essential joy of being with horses that it brings us in contact with the rare elements of grace, beauty, spirit, and fire. And Grace, beauty, spirit, and fire you are not. You are not graceful, you are no beauty, you have no spirit for anything, and you may have a little bit of fire in your belly, but that's not something that will get you so far in this match. You may also be ruthless but I am much stronger and quicker than you, and I will beat you. So beware."

I placed the book down.

"So John Black, Geri Vayden, Jim The Jim Jimson, and Claude Savage. Here's the skinny. Here's where the story really gets exciting. This coming Savage, it will truly be a massacre, because when I'm done beating your sorry-looking asses, I will stand tall atop of the ring, as the winner. Because none of you compare to where I am heading. And that's up the rung of the ladder, leaving you sorry dimwits behind.and that my foes is..........."

ALL SHE WROTE