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Halocen · (11-13-2020)

I can't be kept down or held quiet!! Tommy tried to put me out. Tried to shut me up by dissing me for a match. Broseph I ain't even worried about you anymore. I got me a date for High Stakes! Her name is Lycana, a cool looking punk chick like yours truly. Blue hair n tats and the whole deal. I don't need dead Fish or

in a helmet to keep me going. So get my damn name outta your mouth and my toes too ya freak.

Now that that's behind me I got a sweet little match tomorrow against Mikey Graves and Jimbo oh and Ash is in there too. Mikey is a big boy in a kiddie Halloween costume. I think it's supposed to be scary or something but when you can see his nasty gut and stretch marks it kinda takes away from the whole intimidation factor bud. The old school plastic skull mask isn't doin ya any favors either, sorry to say.

Your part of that group trying to take over BoB, or Robert if you're feeling formal. They pretend to be a big bad group running over everybody, but they look to me like a bunch of schoolyard pricks trying to beat up on the little kids. Well, ya see I used to stick up for those little kids, so that doesn't fly too well with me. So if I gotta rip through ya douche bags one at a time so be it. I got Graves this week and some Oswald dude next week. Line em up boys I will knock em down.

Jimbo, buddy, pal, kemosabe. I see what ya did there with your clever Teletubby BoB thing and the ripping on me. Very cute, very cute! I was brought in around the same time as Ash and we are friends so I'm Ash Lite. Sooooo not funny dude. I honestly would rather be Ash Lite than some inbred hillbilly fuck whose entire fucking family is named Jim. Oh, and what is the obsession with dolphins and crayfish n shit. I mean were you overexposed to the Little Mermaid or something. I mean I know Ariel was hot and all, I have a thing for redheads because of that movie. I would never constantly jabber on about dolphins because of it. I did fall for this chick one time though, she was one of those performers at the aquarium down the way from me. Wow, let me tell ya those seashells barely held in what God gave her. But, I am wandering off-topic and now I let the cat out of the bag that I am a switch hitter so oops!

Ash hun, I can't believe they put us in the ring having us face-off. Babe, I am sorry, but it's not my call. After we smack the boys around maybe we can go for a beer or smoke up a joint in the locker room. I gotta cut ya up a little though. Your so tiny graves fat ass could carry ya down to the ring in his pocket I think. It makes it really easy to sell that cute corn-fed girl thing I'm sure. You need to toughen up a bit honestly. The way you got smacked around the other day made me wonder when you became a bottom bitch. Give me your all or just stay in the back. I will respect the hell outta ya either way girl.

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