Oh snap my old friend Iggy gave away my sexual preference to one of my opponents on Saturday Night’s battle royal??

Oh shit, no he didn’t, obviously Chris Legend has not been paying attention to his fellow wrestlers here in the XWF, and if he had he would have seen that the image of The Rock that that Iggy showed you as “PROOF” of my sexual tendencies is actually in fact just a screen shot from my X-Tron video, everyone knows The Rock had a change of music when he FINALLY joined the XWF.

CHRIS LEGEND, CONCENTRATE DAMN YOU!!!!

Damn Matt Lennox, another stupid Muppet trying to dig The Rock out for his acting career, I think I can understand though why Matty boi didn’t enjoy the Tooth Fairy, it’s because he is to go damn serious, always looking so god dam upset. To be honest if The Rock was a born Canadian he would find that upsetting also. You need to lighten up Matt it may never happen, or it may do who knows but just try to enjoy whatever it maybe.

One thing does sadden The Rock though and that is the digging out of his move The Tooth Fairy. It’s not the digging out that hurts The Rock he couldn’t give a damn about what people think it’s just upsetting for The Rock when he notices the lack of creative ability in all of the XWF superstars, the only thing any of them ever talk about is The Tooth Fairy, it’s like there all secret fans of the movie. The Rock has done other bad films too why not talk about them? I mean shit dawgs Rock was in Doom and that film sucked why not talk about that? Saying that Doom probably hasn’t been released in a backwards ass country like Canada yet has it Matt?

TRY AND GET CREATIVE BIATCHES!

You see The Rock knows that one of the main ingredients of being successful in whatever you do is to be creative, just like The Rock’s gonna be creative on all of your Candy Ass’s in the ring on Saturday Night.

IT’S GONNA BE WILD ---------------Card.

OOOOsssshhhhh did you see what I did there.

Oh man Hunter Payne you love The Rock’s previous work, I sure am glad about that but I understand you’re not a fan of the “NEW ME”. Well let me tell you Hunter, The Rock found himself a little while ago, he realized he needed a change so that’s what happened, your now seeing the real Rock. Speaking of The Rock finding himself, The Rock is looking forward to finding his strudel on Saturday Night,

HIDE THE STRUDEL ORGY

It's gonna be fun and I bet I can guess where The Rock will find the strudel but he won’t give that away not until the night.

Cough In your ass Cough

Now to celebrate the up and coming Strudel Orgy let The Rock sing a song.

On Saturday Night at Shove it,
The people are going to love it,
When The Rock walks in, with an almighty grin,
Earning his shot to be King,

Rock could be King baby,
Yeah Rock could be King baby,
Oh Rock’s could be King, he wouldn’t lie.

So facing The Rock in the orgy,
Matt Lennox is really boring,
But Chris Legend and Hunter Payne are,
All looking for Glory,

But Rock’s gonna woop them baby,
Rock’s gonna woop them baby,
Yeah Rocks gonna woop them until they cry.


Yeah The Rock knows his song sucks but like The Rock said, YOU GOTTA GET CREATIVE!


Right now The Rock is going to put down this iron bar he has been holding above his head for no apparent reason other than to show of his muscles. Hey maybe The Rock should use it on Saturday, could really shove that strudel right up there candy ass', it is call Saturday Shove it after all.




Peace out bitches.