Date: June 17, 2013
Arena: ScotiaBank Saddledome
City: Calgary, Alberta, Canada

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The opening credits and video package roll as Monday Night Madness hits the air to its theme song. “Sound of Madness” by Shinedown plays throughout the arena as the opening pyro explodes throughout the Saddledome.







CHAD LEWIS: "Welcome everyone! The number one Monday night wrestling show is on the air and we are. This.... Is.... MADNESS!

“Hell once again Madness fans, I am the voice of Monday nights, Chad Lewis. Along side me as always, my friend, my broadcast colleague, Xavier Reigns."

XAVIER REIGNS: "The pace is quickening and the plot is thickening!"

CHAD LEWIS: "Indeed it is! We're full steam ahead toward Wild Card Weekend and we also have a new European Champion to tell you about!"

XAVIER REIGNS: "Dean Moxley McGovern went all the way on Saturday night and walked away with the Senators European championship!”

CHAD LEWIS: “Don’t you mean CM Punks European Championship?”

XAVIER REIGNS: “Apples and oranges, Chad. Apples and oranges.”

CHAD LEWIS: “I have no idea what that’s supposed to mean. Anyway, it’s time to head to our opening bout. JD, over to you.”



JASON DANIELS: “The following tag team contest is set for one fall. It will be decided by tornado tag team rules!

Already in the ring, Adam Rollins and the Punisher!”



CHAD LEWIS: “Who are these two mean heading to the ring?”

XAVIER REIGNS: “Ask Jason, he’s the one with the cards.”



JASON DANIELS: “Their opponents, the team of Shady Robertson and LORD MALIIIICHIIII!”



CHAD LEWIS: “Lord Malichi, kind of a portly fella, isn’t he?”

XAVIER REIGNS: “Uhhhhh, yeah you could say that.”

Adam Rollins & The Punisher - vs - Lord Malichi & Shady Robertson Tornado Tag Team Match

The bell rings and Punisher and Rollins try to attack first. Robertson begins to punish Punisher and Lord Malichi beats down Rollins. Robertson and Punisher fall to the outside and Robertson continues to pummel Robertson.


Meanwhile. inside the ring, Malichi has Rollins up sends him hard to the mat with a spinebuster. On impact, Rollins rolls over onto his stomach. Malichi locks on the Twisted Sister (Regal Stretch.)

Rollins taps out immediately and the referee calls for the bell.

WINNER: Lord Malichi & Shady Robertson

CHAD LEWIS: “Lord Malichi picks up the submission victory for he and his partner!”

XAVIER REIGNS: “Would you want his fat ass laying on top of you like that?”

CHAD LEWIS: “Will you STOP!?”

XAVIER REIGNS: “MMMMM, Yeah, not likely.”

CHAD LEWIS: “Madness rolls on with more action, NEXT!”

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Back from commercial, the cameras are outside the office of Paul Heyman, with his assistant Sly hard at work. Suddenly, the door to Pauls office swings open quickly.



PAUL HEYMAN: “SLY!

“PUNK!

“MY OFFICE!”



Heyman retreats back into the office and viciously slams the door.


The cameras fade back to ringside.



CHAD LEWIS: “I don’t think Mr. Heyman is in a very good mood.”

XAVIER REIGNS: “You really are observant. Aren’t you?”



JASON DANIELS: “The following contest, is an eight person tag team match set for one fall!”



CHAD LEWIS: “Hold on just a minute! I’ve just received word, that something is transpiring backstage!”



The cameras are backstage and security is arguing and in a shoving match with Brian Braxton. Paul Heyman enters the picture. Security points out something off camera. The cameras follow the pointing and laying there on the concrete floor of the arena are The C Plus and Traymore Nichols.



PAUL HEYMAN: “Alright! Security, relax! It’s done! It’s over! And you!”



Heyman points to Braxton.



PAUL HEYMAN: “Go get ready for your match!”



Security exits the scene and Braxton leaves next. Heyman looks down at the fallen competitors, beaten and bloodied messes, then smiles and walks away as the cameras fade back to ringside.



CHAD LEWIS: “Was Heyman just smiling at what Brian Braxton did?”

XAVIER REIGNS: “I think he was.”

CHAD LEWIS: “I don’t understand. Why would he be happy about that?”

XAVIER REIGNS: “He told Braxton last week that he wanted to be impressed. I think it’s working.”

CHAD LEWIS: “Folks, we’ll take a break and hope we can get this sorted out.”

XAVIER REIGNS: “Don’t you dare touch that dial!”

CHAD LEWIS: “Dial? What is this? 1993?”

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CHAD LEWIS: “we’re back here on Madness and 6 of the 8 competitors are in the ring ready to go.”

XAVIER REIGNS: “Oh man! Here comes the BOSS!”

CHAD LEWIS: “I wonder what kind of wrinkle he’s going to throw out here!”



Heymans custom theme plays as he makes his way to the stage, mic in hand.



PAUL HEYMAN: “As you may know, C Minus and Spineless Nicholson were taken out backstage, making this effectively a 4 on 2 handicapped match.

“Here’s what we’re going to do.

“This match is no longer a tag team match.

“The six of you in the ring now, will compete against one another. Until all of you are eliminated.

“Basically, whoever wins, will impress me the most and might find their way into the title match on July 13.

"Oh and one more thing, pinfalls count anywhere in or around the ring.

“Referee, ring the damn bell!”

Swift Ion - vs - Harold Davis - vs - Jack Killborn - vs - Hunter Payne - vs - Lightning - vs - Jessie Diaz Elimination Match

The bell rings and Diaz goes right after Payne, pummeling him with rights and lefts and back him into a corner. Killborn charges in after them and pancakes them both in the corner. Lightning charges in after the three of them.


Killborn moves out of the corner. Diaz and Payne fall to the mat as Lightning crashes into the corner with no one home. Davis charges toward Killborn who stands near the ropes. Killborn ducks down and tosses Davis up and over the top to the floor below.


Ion charges at Killborn and dropkicks him between the shoulder blades and Killborn spills over the top and down to the floor. Diaz and Payne are fighting near the ropes and Ion clotheslines them over the top rope.


Lightning is back to his feet and tosses Ion over the top. Ion hangs onto the top rope and lands on the apron. Lightning charges toward Ion and Ion pulls down the top rope causing Lightning to tumble to the floor as well.



CHAD LEWIS: "All five of Swift Ions opponents are now on the floor!"

XAVIER REIGNS: "What's Ion gonna do here?"



Ion steps through the ropes and back into the ring. He points to the sky and the crowd goes mild. He charges toward the far side ropes and one hops it to the top. Using the top rope as a springboard, Ion leaps of the rope...














He flies into the air...














But his opponents are 30 feet away on the other side of the ring...














Corkscrew Moonsault...














CRASH!



CHAD LEWIS: "OH MY GOD!"

XAVIER REIGNS: "Did he just do what I think he did?"

CHAD LEWIS: "Swift Ion just moonsaulted the announce table!"



Ion ricochets off of the table and falls on his back on the floor. From the impact, the table topples over and lands on Swift Ion. Harold Davis slides across the ring and reaches through the ropes, just barely touching the table leg. Actually, he might not be touching it all.



CHAD LEWIS: "The referee is counting for the table!"

XAVIER REIGNS: "WHAT!?"



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ELIMINATED: Swift Ion

CHAD LEWIS: "This is nuts!"

XAVIER REIGNS: "Swift Ion just lost to an inanimate object!"



Back in the ring, Harold Davis celebrates his victory? over Swift Ion. He turns around and receives a vicious exploder lariat for his troubles from Killborn. Jack Killborn lifts Davis to his feet and immediately plants him with Kill-Driver! He hooks the leg.


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ELIMINATED: Harold Davis

CHAD LEWIS: "We're down to the final four, here in Calgary!"

XAVIER REIGNS: "Jack Killborn has been impressive and he just delivered some shock and awe to Harold Davis!"



Behind Killborn, Lightning is on the top rope. Killborn turns, and Lightning leaps off and floors Jack with a leg lariat from the top rope. Lightning hooks the leg.


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Killborn kicks out!


Lightning gets back to his feet. Behind him, Jessie Diaz is now perched on the top rope ready to pounce. Hunter Payne thwarts her attempt though by shoving her off the top rope. She spills to the mat hard. Lightning quickly goes for the cover.


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Save by Hunter Payne!



CHAD LEWIS: "I think Hunter Payne wants to be the one to eliminate Jessie Diaz!"

XAVIER REIGNS: "It doesn't make sense! Let her get beat!"



Lightning is now in Paynes face as they jaw back and forth. Jack Killborn quickly and suddenly rolls up Lightning from behind.


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ELIMINATED: Lightning

CHAD LEWIS: "Madness fans we are down to three!"

XAVIER REIGNS: "Hunter Payne, Jack Killborn and Jessie Diaz!"



Hunter Payne lifts Jessie Diaz to her feet and tosses her hard into the corner. She arches her back in pain before leaning against the turnbuckles. Payne grabs Killborn by the arm and tries to whip him into her, but he reverses it and send Payne into the corner, crashing into Diaz.


Killborn charges at them as they are trapped in the corner, just like earlier. Payne sidesteps the collision and Killborn crushes Jessie Diaz in the corner. Killborn looks down at the carnage he caused momentarily then returns his attention to Payne.


Payne is back to his feet and ducks under a lariat attempt from Killborn. Killborn turns and Payne catches him and plants him down on the mat with the Payneful Bottom! Payne hooks the leg.


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ELIMINATED: Jack Killborn

Hunter Payne jumps to his feet and walks slowly toward Jessie Diaz as he smells victory. He lifts her to her feet and traps her in position for the Payneful Bottom, but she fights, and fights hard. She delivers elbow after elbow and fights her way out of trouble.


She bounces off the ropes. On the rebound, Payne drops her with a lariat. She rolls over on all fours and clutches her neck and yells at the referee.


Hunter Payne looks on, looking worried that he might have injured her.


He moves in closer and asks if she's okay and he gets planted with a snap DDT!



CHAD LEWIS: "The ol' Bait and Switch!"

XAVIER REIGNS: "I love that!"



She makes the cover.


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Payne kicks out!


Jessie Diaz gets to her feet and lifts Payne to his. Again, she bounces off the ropes. She goes for a lariat, but Payne knew it was coming. He traps her arm and slams her to the mat and tries to lock in Crippling Payne, but she also knew that was coming and she rolls through.


Diaz is to her feet fast and Payne has only made it to one knee before she nails him in the head with stiff kick. Again, she hooks the leg.


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Payne kicks out!


Diaz lifts him to his feet and BAM! Out of nowhere he drops her with the Payneful Bottom.


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Diaz kicks out!


Payne is double checking with the referee and insisting that it was a three. The referee insists otherwise. Payne returns his attention to the fallen Jessie Diaz. He lifts her by the hair and extremely quickly, she ties him up in a small package for the pin.


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WINNER: Jessie Diaz

CHAD LEWIS: "What a shocker tonight on Madness!"

XAVIER REIGNS: "I can't believe she pulled it out!"

CHAD LEWIS: "Neither can Hunter Payne!"

XAVIER REIGNS: "I wonder if that was impressive enough to Paul Heyman!"

CHAD LEWIS: "I guess that remains to be seen, but we need to take a quick break. When we come back here Madness fans, more XWF action!"

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JASON DANIELS: "The following contest is a falls count anywhere match!"



"Bring It" by Trapt plays.



JASON DANIELS: "Introducing first. From Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Weighing 1 hundred 89 pounds. Jonathan Thomas Cross... JAYYYY TEEEEE SEEEE!"



"Indestructible" by Disturbed plays.



JASON DANIELS: "His opponent. From Houston, Texas. Weighing 2 hundred 48 pounds. He is the Texas Tornado... ANDREEEEEWWWW MORRRRRRISOOOOOON!"



CHAD LEWIS: "This should be a war!"

XAVIER REIGNS: "Without a doubt!"

CHAD LEWIS: "JTC is back and on a mission to make his mark!"

XAVIER REIGNS: "Andrew Morrison is an upstart and already making waves!"

JTC - vs - 'Texas Tornado' Andrew Morrison Falls Count Anywhere

The bell rings and this falls count anywhere match is under-way. JTC and Morrison hit each other with rapid fire punches. JTC goes to pick up the trash can to throw at Morrison, it hits him but the effect of it doesn't phase him.


JTC goes to Irish whip Morrison into the stairs but Morrison blocks it and hits a huge stiff elbow shot to the face of JTC. He picks up a kendo stick that was inside the trash can. He swings and hits JTC in the face. He goes for the cover.


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KICKOUT!


The fans explode into cheers. Morrison picks up JTC and throws him into the steel stairs. The stairs go flying along with JTC. Morrison picks up JTC and throws him over the barricade. The ref follows suit as Andy goes after JTC.


The security team makes a path for the men. Andy goes to throw JTC into the stairs but JTC blocks it and throws Andy into the stairs. He goes for the cover on the concrete floor.


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KICKOUT!


Morrison grabs JTC by the back of his neck and leads him up the stairs. They end up near the concession stands. We see fans standing around cheering on JTC and booing Morrison. Morrison goes to throw JTC over into the t-shirt stand and JTC goes through the wall that the shirts are hanging on for sale.


Morrison lets out a demonic yell, as he turns around, we see JTC flying off the table with a diving spear. JTC grabs a shirt off the floor that fell off the wall and holds it up. We see that it is a shirt of his own. He lets out a laugh and begins to choke out Morrison with the shirt. The ref asks Morrison if he wants to give up but he yells "NO!"


Morrison grasps the shirt and throws JTC across the floor. Morrison grabs a chair and smashes it across the back of JTC. Morrison goes for the cover.


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KICKOUT!


Morrison picks up JTC and throws him into the doors leading out into the parking lot. The exit the building with the ref following in-suit. He goes to hit the Vortex Piledriver but JTC hits the K.O.K sending Morrison down hard. JTC goes for the pin.


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KICKOUT!


The looks on the face of JTC is of shock. He picks up Morrison and throws him near the cars in the parking lot. He throws Morrison on top of the hood of a red Honda Civic. He goes to suplex Morrison on top of the car but Morrison blocks it and hits the Vortex Piledriver on the top of the car.


Morrison goes for the cover. The ref finds somewhere on the car to make the count.


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WINNER: 'Texas Tornado' Andrew Morrison

CHAD LEWIS: "That is a vicious, vicious piledriver!"

XAVIER REIGNS: "I think he broke that Civic over JTCs head!"

CHAD LEWIS: "Madness fans stay with us as there is more yet to come!"



Just as Madness is about to go to commercial, a large ice cream van is shown pulling up to the arena. Getting out of the van is Madness' new European Champion, Dean Moxley McGovern.

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CHAD LEWIS: "Moments ago, the new European Champion arrived!"

XAVIER REIGNS: "In an ice cream van!"

CHAD LEWIS: "I imagine we'll hear from him a little later on, but right now, its time for more action!"



JASON DANIELS: "The following contest is a no holds barred match!"



"Last Resort" by Papa Roach plays.



XAVIER REIGNS: "Did we travel back in time again?"



JASON DANIELS: "Introducing first. From Kansas City, Missouri. Weighing 2 hundred 56 pounds. CHRRRRRRIIIIISSSS LEEEEEEGENNNNNND!"



"What I've Done" by Linkin Park begins to play.



JASON DANIELS: "His opponent. Representing Wednesday Warfare. From Boston, England. Weighing 2 hundred 45 pounds. STEEEEEEEVE DAAAAAAVIIIIIIDS!"

Chris Legend - vs - Steve Davids No Holds Barred

This No Holds Barred match is under-way. Chris charges and clotheslines Steve out of the ring. Chris picks up Steve and goes to Irish whip him into the barricade but Steve reverses it and sends Chris into the barricade. Steve clotheslines Chris over the barricade and into the fans.


Steve jumps over the barricade and motions for the fans to move out of the way. He picks up Chris and throws him into the chairs with a loud sounding crash. The fans in the arena begin to cheer at the brutality. He picks up Chris and throws him back over the barricade. He slides Chris back in the ring and goes for the cover.


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KICKOUT!


Steve exits the ring and looks underneath the apron. Meanwhile, Chris makes it back to his feet and climbs to the top turnbuckle. He goes flying off with a clothesline, as soon as he comes off, Steve pulls out a kendo stick.


Right before he lands the clothesline on the outside, Chris gets hit in the head in mid-air with a stiff shot from the stick that sends him down on the floor. Steve begins to hit Chris across the back with the stick over and over.


The welts on Chris' back begin to show. He picks up Chris and slides him back into the ring. Steve pulls out a table from underneath the ring and slides into the ring as well. The fans explode into cheers over the sight of the table. Steve also slides a chair into the ring before he comes back in. Steve goes to pick up Chris but Chris turns it into a small package.


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KICKOUT!


Both men get to their feet and begin to hit each other with stiff forearms to the jaw. Chris Irish whips Steve into the ropes and sets up for the spear but Steve blocks it and hits a stiff European uppercut that sends Chris staggering.


Steve throws Chris into the corner. He starts to set the table up in the center of the ring. He goes to grab Chris and bring him towards the table but gets a low blow for his trouble.


Chris climbs to the top rope and comes off with a flying leg lariat. He gets back up and goes after the chair. He sits the chair out into a seating position and motions for that Vertical Drop brainbuster on the chair. He goes to lift Steve up but Steve blocks it and hits a belly to belly suplex on Chris through the chair. The fans start to chant "HOLY SHIT!".


The ref begins to check on both men to see if they are okay. Steve gets up first and throws the bent chair outside the ring. He picks up Chris and throws him on the table. He motions for the Shockwave.

He picks up Chris and goes to hit Shockwave through the table. The fans explode into cheers as both men are out cold. Steve slides for a cover.


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KICKOUT!


Chris throws his shoulder up from the wreckage as the fans begin to chant XWF XWF. Steve picks up Chris and goes for the Shockwave again but Chris hits a stiff kick to the jaw of Steve. He goes to hit the LNS finisher on Steve but Steve blocks it and goes for Shockwave.


Chris blocks it and tries for the LNS once more but Steve blocks it again and hits the sitdown chokeslam on the broken pieces of the table. He goes for the cover.


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WINNER: Steve Davids

CHAD LEWIS: "Steve Davids wins this extreeemely brutal battle!"

XAVIER REIGNS: "Does that make Steve Davids a legend, now?"

CHAD LEWIS: "Does calling yourself a legend make you a legend?"

XAVIER REIGNS: "Good point."

CHAD LEWIS: "Stay with us, fans."

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Were inside the office of Paul Heyman just as he slams down the telephone. CM Punk enters the office and takes a seat. Paul leans back and stares at his former champion.



CM PUNK: "You wanted to see me?"



Heyman says nothing. Just continues to stare at Punk angrily.



CM PUNK: "Are you going to talk? Really I don't care if you talk. I just want you to stop staring at me like I'm the last Twinkie on Earth."

PAUL HEYMAN: "SHUT IT!"



Heymans demeanor startles Punk.



PAUL HEYMAN: "You came to me. You begged me to allow you to defend that title on another show!"

CM PUNK: "Yeah, but..."

PAUL HEYMAN: "I'M NOT FINISHED!"



Punk shuts his mouth. For once.



PAUL HEYMAN: "What was the one requirement I gave you if you defended that title elsewhere?"

CM PUNK: "I'm not sure I follo..."

PAUL HEYMAN: "BULLSHIT, PHIL!

"I told you, DO NOT LOSE THAT TITLE!"

CM PUNK: "Well, I don't see how that has any..."

PAUL HEYMAN: "I'M NOT DONE! SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND LISTEN TO ME!

"You took my championship to another show and YOU LOST IT! If you think for one damn minute that just because you are the former champion that it gives you the right to a rematch, you are sadly mistaken!

"You took it upon yourself to book yourself all these dates and all these stipulations.

"Next week, you're scheduled to face Satoshi Daiki. That match will happen and I can promise you, Phil... If you lose that match, consider your rematch clause null and void!"

CM PUNK: "Listen, I know you're worried about this match you have with Crimson Cob...."

PAUL HEYMAN: "You think this has anything to do with that!?!"

CM PUNK: "It crossed my mind."

PAUL HEYMAN: "You took my title to Shove It! You lost MY title to Dean McGovern! You embarrassed ME! This has nothing to do with Dakota Cobb! And everything to do with you continuously sticking your own foot in your mouth!

"Consider your time in the XWF... borrowed."

CM PUNK: "What the hell does that mean?"

PAUL HEYMAN: "It means I'm pissed off at you. You either tow this line, or you'll be hitting another one. Got it!?"



Punk nods.



PAUL HEYMAN: "Get the hell out of here!"



Punk exits the office as Madness fades to commercial.

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JASON DANIELS: "The following contest, is set for one fall. It is an xtreme rules match!"



"Eyes Wide Open" by Staind plays.



JASON DANIELS: "Introducing first. From Quincy, Massachusetts. Weighing 2 hundred 8 pounds. He is the King of Rejects. JOHNNY XXXXXXTREEEEEEEEME!"



"Sonne" by Rammstein plays.



JASON DANIELS: "His opponent. From Lincolnville, Maine. Weighing 2 hundred 25 pounds. BRRRRRRIAN BRRRRRRAXTOOOON!"



CHAD LEWIS: "Brian Braxton has been on a mission since last week."

XAVIER REIGNS: "Well, when a title shot is in sight and all you have to do is impress the boss, you do whatever you feel you need to do!"

Johnny Xtreme - vs - Brian Braxton Xtreme Rules

Neither of these men wasted any time on getting their weapons ready for this xtreme rules match. Braxton walked out holding his favorite sledge hammer as well as Johnny Xtreme coming out here holding on to what looks like a rope of barbed wire!


Braxton advanced towards Johnny taking only a few steps before seeing the barb wire rope drop into a long rope reaching from Xtreme’s hand to the ring floor. Braxton knows not to mess with that and he escapes the ring.


Brian Braxton swings his sledge hammer against the metal ring post and makes a loud clinging sound showing his frustration early in this match. Johnny is just smiling waiting inside of the ring for the moment he gets to start hurting Braxton.


Now Braxton has a plan and he slides under the ring. Johnny is confused watching this happen and noticing he will have to guess where Braxton comes out of. Braxton is rustling around under the ring and then…


There he is and Johnny has his back turned! Braxton slides into the ring and…









WHACK!


The sledge hammer is taken to the back of Johnny’s knee and Johnny goes down hard! Braxton is looking for the early pin.


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But a kick out from the opponent before the hand ever comes down for a two count. Johnny has dropped the barb wire and is now just getting to his feet after the pin attempt. He is holding his knee from where it just got hammered. He turns around and there is Braxton again!









BAM!


Another hammer shot hitting its target quick and hard! Johnny Xtreme is sent to the mat yet again and instead of a pin attempt Braxton makes his way to the outside of the ring. Braxton pushes a ring announcer out of their chair and folds up the steel chair readying it for use. Brian walks back towards the ring and tosses the chair over the top rope. It just narrowly misses Johnny and hits the mat right next to his face.


Rolling into the ring he stands but at the same time Xtreme is able to make it to his feet. Slowed from the knee shot Johnny can’t seem to run but does catch Braxton before he is able to pick up the chair. The spear is effective but not so powerful with the little jog instead of a sprint by Johnny Xtreme. Both men are down Johnny holding his hands at his knee in pain and Braxton at his ribs.


The men roll to the ropes and the weaponry litters the ring. The first man to make it to his feet, bum knee or not, he will be able to grab a weapon and take control of this match again. Braxton already up to his knees holding onto the top rope with both hands. Braxton now up to a foot trying to get all the way up.


OH NO!


Johnny Xtreme has the steel chair in his hand and just tried to splatter Brian’s brains all over this ring. Brian falls to his back and this doesn’t stop Johnny, he continues to slam the steel chair onto the head of Brian Braxton!


Johnny Xtreme is obviously getting some sick pleasure out of seeing his opponent in so much pain! The raining chair shots stop briefly as Xtreme exits the ring. A 2x4 is what Xtreme pulls out from under the ring, but what does he have in mind here?


Johnny Xtreme is wrapping the wood in the barb wire that he brought out when he entered. But he still isn’t done; Johnny pulls out some sort of fluid from his pocket and begins to spray it on the wood and barb wire! A match is pulled next!


HE LIT IT ON FIRE!


Johnny Xtreme enters the ring with his fire stick of barb wire and approaches his opponent. Brian has no idea what is in the hands of Johnny yet he can feel the heat of the fire so he knows one of the elements.


But there was no escaping that swing!


Johnny Xtreme collides his creation with the face of Braxton and sends Braxton flying across the ring and to his back. Xtreme goes for the pin!


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But wait, what is this? Johnny Xtreme gets up off of Brian and doesn’t let the referee count to three. Braxton is still motionless and Xtreme could have had this match in the bag! Brian can’t move after the crippling shot from the fire, barb wire, and two by four.


Johnny lifts his opponent to his feet and Brian is groggy so it’s a surprise he can even stand. Johnny sends Brian towards the ropes and runs for the opposite side ropes himself. The two meet in the middle Brian trying to throw his arm out for a clothesline.


Johnny ducks it and both men continue running, while bouncing off the rope Johnny tries to take some of the pressure off of his pained knee from the sledge hammer shot at the start of the match. The two meet again in the middle and Johnny jumps into the air spearing his opponent!


That was the Rejection Stamp! Johnny’s going for the pin.


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WINNER: Johnny Xtreme

CHAD LEWIS: “Johnny Xtreme picks up the victory over Braxton!”

XAVIER REIGNS: “I don’t think that’s a good way to impress the boss.”

CHAD LEWIS: “He did tell him he didn’t have to win. Just be impressive.”

XAVIER REIGNS: “PERFECT FLOWSION!”

CHAD LEWIS: “That came from nowhere!”

XAVIER REIGNS: “Johnny Xtreme might have won, but it sure doesn’t look like it now!”

CHAD LEWIS: “Madness rolls on, LIVE!”

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CHAD LEWIS: “We’re back here on Madness. I’m being told that Paul Heyman has once again switched up the following match. Originally, Shocker and John Austin were slated to meet Joe Tuesday and Scott Charlotte in a tag team match.”

XAVIER REIGNS: “That’s not happening?”

CHAD LEWIS: “No, in fact, Joe Tuesday now teams with John Austin to take on Shocker and Charlotte!”

XAVIER REIGNS: “I wonder why!”

CHAD LEWIS: “Well, I won’t try to analyze, but I do know there is always a method to Paul Heymans Madness!”



Another Way to Die begins to play and out steps Shocker from behind the curtain. The fans welcome Shocker with a sea of boos. He slides into the ring and begins to run the ropes as he awaits his opponent.


The Phoeinx begins to play and out steps Scott Charlotte from behind the curtain. The fans welcome Scott with a sea of cheers. He makes his way down towards ringside and enters into the ring. He throws his fist up into the air to the cheers of the crowd.


Nice Guys finish Last begins to play and out steps Joe Tuesday from behind the curtain. The fans welcome Joe with cheers as he makes his way down towards the ring.


Mainlining Murder begins to play and out steps John Austin from behind the curtain. The fans welcome Austin with boos upon boos. He makes his way down towards ringside and enters the ring.

Joe Tuesday & John Austin - vs - Shocker & Scott Charlotte Standard Rules

Shocker steps on the outside on the apron and Joe steps out on the opposite side. The bell rings and we begin.


Austin and Charlotte begin the match in a collar and elbow tie-up. Charlotte puts Austin in a side headlock to the cheers of the crowd. Suddenly a commotion is heard from the entrance. We see what looks like members of John Austin's family begin to walk toward ringside.


Scott takes his attention off Austin and looks at the family members around ringside. Shocker gets off the apron and goes to attack one of the larger men but gets a big boot to the face for his trouble. The ref steps outside the ring and tells the family to leave ringside.


Scott still in the ring is facing the ropes, yelling at the family. Meanwhile we see John pulling out a rail-road spike from his boot. He puts it in his mouth and motions for Scott to turn around. The family turn around and leave the area.


Scott turns around and takes a rail road spike to the face. The fans explode into boos. John puts the spike back in his boot as the ref comes back into the ring. John tags in Joe Tuesday. Joe disgusted at John's actions, picks up Scott and hits the Wind of Change.


Joe while shaking his head in disgust covers Scott and the ref counts the pin.


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WINNER: Joe Tuesday & John Austin

CHAD LEWIS: “Well, with the added distraction of the John Austin Family, he and Joe Tuesday pick up the victory.”

XAVIER REIGNS: “What’s next?”

CHAD LEWIS: “You know what’s next.”

XAVIER REIGNS: “Tell ‘em.”

CHAD LEWIS: “We have to take a break! Keep it right here!”

XAVIER REIGNS: “That’s not what I meant.”

CHAD LEWIS: “I know.”

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A remixed, more upbeat version of the Top Gun anthem begins playing as the lights dim throughout the arena. Dean McGovern's X-Tron video begins playing while the music continues to fill the building.


After a few seconds go by Dean Moxley McGovern sashays out from the back with two teenage boys. Dean has the X-Treme championship around his waist while the two boys have on the European championship and Chris Legend's “Legendary” title.


Dean yells out as he takes the X-Treme title from around his waist and raises it high.



DEAN MOXLEY McGOVERN: “Fuhget whatchu heard!!!”



Dean walks to the ring and gets in with a microphone as his two young friends join him.



DEAN MOXLEY McGOVERN: “It feels good to be surrounded by so much GOLD!”



A slightly mixed but mostly negative reaction erupts from this packed house.



DEAN MOXLEY McGOVERN: “As you can see my friend Danny has on my European title, which he's modeling quite nicely if I say so myself...and then we have my friend Timmy with the very sparkly “Legendary” title as Chris Legend called it.

“Well baby let me tell ya, I just ain't feeling that name so I've already gone forward with a name change to his made up championship that by all rights is now MY MADE UP CHAMPIONSHIP!”



The fans are booing and giving him the thumbs down as the camera scans the front row.



DEAN MOXLEY McGOVERN: “So without further ado I'd like to announce its NEW NAME! Say hello to the DRUG MONEY CHAMPIONSHIP!







A confused reaction from the crowd as Dean laughs. His friend Timmy holds the “Drug Money Championship” high into the air and parades around the ring as Dean claps and stops his foot.



DEAN MOXLEY McGOVERN: “Yeah baby look at that. Mmm, mmm, mmm...”



Dean licks his lips as he keeps his eyes locked on Timmy holding up that sparkling gold and diamond title.



DEAN MOXLEY McGOVERN: “What do you think about that one, Chris Legend? Huh buddy? You like that name change? You've gotta admit that the “Legendary title” was just a little bit too gay, baby, so I've taken it in another direction.

“You notice how one of the diamonds is missing already? Well let's just say I “cashed it in” and was flying high for days afterward. Thanks for the Drug Money Title, Chrissy baby! I owe ya one...or not. And with that said we move on to the topic that really matters around here on Monday Madness - The European championship! Woo woo woo, baby!”



His friend Danny raises the European title high into the air and begins marching around the ring with it, taking really high steps like some kind of crazy soldier. Dean smiles, loving what he sees.



DEAN MOXLEY McGOVERN: “Let's hear it for my friend Danny and my beautiful European title belt! Sleek, shiny and sexy as all fuckin' hell.”



The majority of crowd reaction is booing but there are some cheers for the European title.



DEAN MOXLEY McGOVERN: “I don't even like this show and I'm its champion! YEAH BABY!”



The booing takes over as Dean smiles, a sparkle on his teeth just as well as on his classic sunglasses.



DEAN MOXLEY McGOVERN: “So as this show's official champion I'd like to make an announcement...”



He waits for the crowd to die down and stop booing him.
When the time comes, he makes the announcement.



DEAN MOXLEY McGOVERN: “Monday Night Madness just started sucking a whole lot less dick!”

DANNY: “Yeah!”

TIMMY: “Fuck yeah bitches!”



Dean and his two friends keep shouting things at the fans while Dean makes blow job motions with his hand to his mouth. You can just tell that the three of them are having a lot of fun heckling these fans and flaunting Dean's championships.


Dean finally falls down on the canvas laughing and kicking his legs in the air. His sunglasses fall off to reveal a look in his eyes that would suggest he his incredibly high on multiple illicit substances, possibly still feeling the effects of celebrating his recent success non stop since his win. Timmy and Danny both tackle Dean and the three of them start rolling around in the ring, laughing and giggling and tickling each other...all three of them with that same look in their eyes.


This continues until the referees finally usher Dean and his friends to the back, trying their best to keep the three of them apart. Before Dean disappears to the back he throws up his X-Treme title with his right fist held high and he shouts at the top of his lungs!



DEAN MOXLEY McGOVERN: “Fuhget whatchu heard!!!”



Madness fades to commercial.

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CHAD LEWIS: “We’re back here on Madness and I have to say, Dean McGovern is an odd, odd man.”

XAVIER REIGNS: “You just figured that out?”

CHAD LEWIS: “What’s the deal with the ice cream van?”

XAVIER REIGNS: “I’m not going to explain it to you.”

CHAD LEWIS: “Folks, it’s the moment we’ve been waiting for, for months. Crimson Cobra and Paul Heyman have battled back and forth and tonight, it all comes to a head.”

XAVIER REIGNS: “The stakes could not be higher.”

CHAD LEWIS: “If Cobra defeats Paul Heyman in the chamber of horrors, HE, will run Madness right here next week.”

XAVIER REIGNS: “I’m calling off next week.”



JASON DANIELS: “The following contest is your main event. It is set for one fall and will be contested within Heymans Chamber of Horrors!”



Heymans custom theme plays.



JASON DANIELS: “Introducing first. From Scarsdale, New York. He is the General Manager of Monday Night Madness. PAUL HEYYYYYMAAAN!”



CHAD LEWIS: “Why is he wearing a track suit?”

XAVIER REIGNS: “Maybe he’s going to try and run for it.”

CHAD LEWIS: “Where the hell is he going to run? It’s a damn cage!”



“The Sound of Truth” by As I Lay Dying plays.



JASON DANIELS: “His opponent. Being accompanied to the ring by KnightMask. From Aurora, Colorado. Weighing 1 hundred 85 pounds. He is one-half of the XWF Tag Team Champions. CRRRRRRIMSOOOON COOOOOOBRAAAAAA!”



XAVIER REIGNS: “What the hell!? Why does Cobra get help!?”

CHAD LEWIS: “They’re locked in a cage. Besides, the Crimson Knights don’t roll that way!”

Paul Heyman - vs - Crimson Cobra Heymans Chamber of Horrors

The chamber has descended upon the ring and the two participants have entered the demonic structure. The pods of the chamber are littered with weapons and the two men in the ring are taking the look at which they are going to beat the other with.


The bell rings and the match is underway!


Cobra looks directly at Paul and Paul drops to his knees almost instantly holding his hands up telling Cobra that he doesn’t want to do this. Begging for mercy, Heyman looks around Cobra up at the X-tron to see the timer counting down and it has only just begun for the first pod to be unlocked.


2:30…
2:29…
2:28…


Heyman looking back up at Cobra and Crimson Cobra has reached down and firmly gripped Heyman’s track shirt. Also odd for him to be in a match. Cobra lifts Heyman to his feet and has quite the smirk.


Paul doesn’t know what to do so he winds back his hand and lets loose!








SLAP!


Right across Cobra’s face and Cobra lets go of the shirt and his head is twisted with the slap. Crimson Cobra slowly turns his head back to Heyman with an extremely angered look. Heyman freaks out and dashes to the outside of the ring standing on the steel floor of the chamber.


2:13…
2:12…
2:11…


Paul Heyman is dying for a pod to open so that he may have an advantage in the general manager versus superstar match up. Crimson Cobra smiles at the attempt to run while being locked in the cage and he follows Paul only walking while Paul is sprinting.


Cobra catches Heyman by the shirt and stops him from running any longer. Crimson Cobra grabs Paul’s head with one hand and then he punches Heyman with the other hand sending him into the glass pod.


Cobra chases down Heyman and holds his head against the pod then pulls it back and smashes it on the glass! It looks like a small hairline crack on the glass after the force of Heyman’s head bouncing off of it. Cobra doesn’t notice it and slams Heyman’s head again!









CRACK!


The crack on the glass seems to grow from a hairline crack to a slightly bigger crack in the glass. It is amazing that Heyman is still standing after the attack. Cobra steps back and watches as Heyman struggles to reach for the ropes not exactly reaching them and instead falling to his face on the steel.


1:25…
1:24…
1:23…


Cobra looks up at the clock now smiling at how close it is until he can destroy Heyman with any weapon of his choice. But for now Cobra grabs the arm of Heyman and spins locking his own legs across the body of Paul and straightens Heyman’s arm, the arm bar is locked in tight and Cobra is looking to break Heyman’s arm!


The bone is straight and Heyman is shouting in pain, the rest of his body that isn’t locked up is flailing and trying to find a way out of the jiu jitsu move. Cobra knows most peoples pain limits being a brown belt in jiu jitsu and he can tell Heyman is about to tap out from the pain so he lets go and throws the arm back to Heyman.


Crimson Cobra rolls backwards up to his feet and looks slightly to his left popping up right next to the turnbuckle, he climbs it and waits for Heyman to get to his feet. But behind Cobra the clock is still ticking down and little does he know a pod is about to open!

5…


Heyman is crawling towards where the pod and chamber connect for help to get to his feet.


4…


Heyman makes it to his knees.


3…


2…


The first pod in the chamber opens and it just so happens to be the pod that Paul Heyman is standing by! Heyman was using the glass door of the pod for stability and has fallen right into the mess of weapons. Cobra up on the top rope wasn’t expecting this and jumps down rushing over towards the mess of weapons.



But…












SMACK!


A steel chair right to the face of Crimson Cobra sending him to the ground. Heyman tosses the steel chair out and towards Cobra making it land right on top of him. Heyman looks around and grabs a kendo stick walking out of the pod and towards Cobra he smacks the downed man on the calf!


Cobra tries to roll away from anymore smacks of the kendo stick but Heyman chases him and gets another 2 whacks in before Cobra rolls under the ropes and back into the ring. Heyman goes under the top rope and enters the ring not noticing Cobra popping up to his feet.


Heyman winds the kendo stick back holding high over his head but then notices Crimson Cobra standing in front of him. Cobra reaches up grabs the stick and rips it out of Heyman’s hands then throws it out of the ring making it collide with the steel caging of the chamber.


Cobra gives a hard knee to Heyman’s midsection and makes him bend over, Cobra grasps Heyman’s head and locks it in tight, he falls to his own back and hits a DDT sending Heyman to the mat. Getting to his feet Cobra looks to the X-tron again.


2:00…
1:59…
1:58…


The time is ticking away for another pod to open and Cobra hasn’t even explored his first options in pod number one! Crimson makes a break for the outside of the ring but his foot is grabbed by Heyman and Cobra just turns to look at the man who cowers and rolls away in fear. Cobra heads back out towards the outside and enters the first open chamber.


Cobra looks around and finds a steel chain, he rolls it into a rope wrapped around his bicep and hand and he makes his way back into the ring. He stands above Heyman and wraps the chain around his neck pulling him up to his feet this way. Cobra pulls both ends of the chain and begins to choke his boss with chains!


Gasping for breath Heyman sends his foot in between Cobra’s legs and breaks the hold with a low blow that sends Cobra to his back. Heyman holding the steel chains and he whips Crimson Cobra across the chest with the chain! Cobra lets out a shout as he tries to roll away from the pain and from Heyman.


Cobra stops only a few feet away and gives Heyman the opportunity to whip him again with the chain. Cobra now rolls outside of the ring and hits the caging of the chamber not having any more room to roll.


The crowds chant is deafening!


5…


4…


3…


2…


1!!!


The second of four chambers opens and another plethora of weapons is unleashed on the two combatants. Paul Heyman grows the evil smile that he always has when a plan crosses his mind. Heyman sees his oh so prized ECW championship and he rushes the newly opened pod.


Paul reaches down and picks up the belt that he has so much pride in and turning around he tries to start walking but bumps into Crimson Cobra who is just behind him and Paul is stopped in his tracks. Cobra holding the kendo stick that Heyman was going wild with earlier now is whacking Heyman and giving him a taste of the stick.


Cobra whacks Heyman over the head one more time and the kendo stick snaps in half! Heyman is laid out and Cobra could easily pick up the pin but it is obvious that he has evil intentions for this match with his boss. Crimson Cobra walks through the second pod looking down at the outside of the ring to see his partner KnightMask has joined in watching him and is ready if anything is to happen!


Seeing this Cobra smiles and picks up a 2x4. Crimson Cobra enters the ring once more and now with a much heavier weapon he is ready to wreak havoc on Paul Heyman. Heyman gets to his hands and knees and Cobra gives him a stiff kick to the midsection. Paul rolls all the way to the ropes from that kick. Cobra rises the weapon over his head and swings it downwards towards Heyman!


But Paul is able to roll out of the way and…


The third pod is opening! Heyman is in the pod quickly and he has found something. Spray paint?!


Paul Heyman runs out and blinds Crimson Cobra with spray paint! Cobra charges where he last saw Paul standing and out of fear Paul Heyman was unable to move! Cobra is able to pick up Heyman and slam him!


But Cobra didn’t slam him onto the steel or the mat but instead Cobra slams Paul Heyman into the Glass pod and it is the same glass pod that Heyman’s head was bouncing off of earlier! The glass SHATTTERS! Cobra and Heyman are in the fourth pod before it was even open, and in this pod Crimson Cobra’s favorite!


Ladders are folded up and that’s all that litters this pod. Heaven would be where Cobra is.


Cobra rips Heyman to his feet and tosses him out of the pod to the steel floor. Heyman lands with a crash. Heyman begins to crawl toward the pod opposite of the one Cobra stands in.


Cobra retrieves a ladder and carries it out of the pod. He positions it so the top of the folded ladder points directly at the head of Heyman he stands, barely, propped up against the glass of the other pod.


Cobra charges with the ladder...









CRASH!


Heyman drops to the steel floor and Cobra unintentionally crashed the ladder through the glass of the pod. Cobra struggles to retrieve the ladder out of the busted pod and Heyman takes advantage by low blowing Cobra and rolling him up for a pin.


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Cobra kicks out!


Heyman yells at the referee to call it three or he’s fired. The referee refuses. Cobra is recovering and smacks Heyman in the back of the head with the ladder. Heyman falls forward and spills into the ring and rolls on his back.


Cobra sets up the ladder. The higher he climbs, the louder the crowd cheers. Cobra stands at the top of the ladder. He could reach the top of the cage if he wanted, but that’s obviously not his intended goal.


He leaps off the ladder...










RED FANG!









He lands the shooting star on Heyman and the referee makes the count.


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WINNER: Crimson Cobra

CHAD LEWIS: “He did it!”

XAVIER REIGNS: “GOD DAMN IT!”

CHAD LEWIS: “Next week, Madness goes Crimson!”

XAVIER REIGNS: “This is an injustice!”

CHAD LEWIS: “On the contrary, I think that justice has finally been served!”

XAVIER REIGNS: “I can’t believe this!”



The chamber begins to raise and KnightMask joins his friend in the ring in celebration. Both on opposite corners.



CHAD LEWIS: “Wait! What the hell happened to the lights!?”



The lights come back on and a masked man stands in the ring with a pipe.



CHAD LEWIS: “That’s got to be the same guy from a couple of weeks ago!”

XAVIER REIGNS: “Hit him!”



The man hits Cobra and Cobra hits the mat. KnightMask turns to see his friend land on the mat and hits the masked man with a double ax handle. The masked man turns to face KnightMask, completely un-phased.


The man steps toward KnightMask and KnightMask backs himself into the corner. The masked man closes in on KnightMask as Crimson Cobra gathers himself to his feet. He charges toward the masked man and delivers a dropkick to the back of the knee. The man falls to his knees and KnightMask buzzsaw kicks him in the head.


The masked man rolls out of the ring and heads toward the ramp. He walks backward up the ramp and never takes his eyes off of Crimson Cobra.


Crimson pyro explodes all over the Saddledome as the Crimson Knights resume celebrating and Madness fades out.