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Reggie Estrada · (06-27-2020)

June 14th 1999: A Summertime Kiss

[Now we see a thirteen year old Reggie, in his Marilyn Manson shirt, black shorts and a pair of beaten Air Force 1s at a party with teens who are about two or more years older than him. We see him sitting in the living room, with music blasting near his ear with late 90s music playing; we see this sixteen year old blonde chick, huge tits, wearing a sundress coming up to Reggie with a drink in her hand.]

Monica: Hey little guy, would you want take a sip in my cup?

Reggie: Uh… nah i’m good… don’t mind me.

Monica: Awh little Reggie is too good to drink? I thought your friends told me that you are cool and hip. I want you to at least get some little buzz in your gut.

Reggie: Look Monica, i’m too nervous to be here… my friends bailed out on me, and left me here. I’m not to comfortable here, so i’m just vibing to sounds of the Backstreet Boys until i leave.

[Then Monica gets dragged away from him heading into a table where other teens are partaking in debauchery. Reggie follows along and see’s everyone damn near naked and drunk, he see’s a a board with a bottle on top of it. It read “Spin Your Luck”, and he see’s a option for a “One Nite In Lyrica” on the board. As everyone was taking their turn to spin, Reggie was up.]

Reggie: I don’t know about this spin…

???: C’mon kid, you need to spin the wheel… you might get lucky with the girl in the closet or with Monica lips.

???: Yeah dude, or else you will end up having to take a shot of moonshine straight if you don’t spin…

[Reggie now has to deal with tasting moonshine or spinning the bottle, about five minutes in he spins the bottle, and closes his eyes. As the bottle lands on the “Makeout with Monica”, he opens his eyes and is shocked. Then everyone moves away from them as Monica tosses Reggie on the floor and pulls down her dress to expose her huge tits. As everyone was cheering, Reggie gets lifted.]

Monica: Are you ready for this Reggie?… this will be one of your best night of your life!

[Monica then lays on top on Reggie, and goes into the process of making out. Reggie kept eyeing everyone, since this was his first kiss. He then gets into it, and let just say he ended up enjoying it. Then Monica gets off of Reggie, and gets on her feet to put on her dress. She laughs at him for his weak performance.]

Monica: Uh Reggie, you can’t kiss worth a damn. I shouldn't have bothered with kissing you, plus you looked like you were about to cum in your shorts.

[Reggie gets on his feet, looking embarrassed and has his head down as he leaves the party. He then sits at the porch looking into the sky, until he see’s someone he knows from his math class. She looked like Ugly Betty, but with extreme cases of acne, who sits besides him.]

Whitney: HEEY REEGGIE!

Reggie: Hey…whitney…

Whitney: What’s wrong?

Reggie: I don’t want to talk about it…

[She kept nudging his arm to tell her his issue.]

Reggie: Fine, so… i was invited to this party… and i got myself in a situation with a girl who’s like couple of years older than me. We made out, and she shitted on me for it. God i know you must be disgusted, i should have kept it to myself.

[Whitney then places her head on his shoulders, and Reggie smiles at her. He puts her arm around her, as they both look into the sky at night.]

Reggie: Oh shit, my parents are gunna be pissed with me staying out late! Man i—-

Whitney: Oh hush Reggie, you always worried about what your parents think; i know your past since we first met in 6th grade. The parents you have are always treating you like trash since you got adopted from them.

[Reggie knew his situation, and remained silent for the rest of their porch session. Then the flashback ends into something different.]

Current Day: Amtrak Blues/“Shootin Wit Reggie”

[We head into the current day Reggie sitting on an Amtrak train heading to new york with his mask on his face, and speaks into his go pro he bought from a second hand store. The footage looked grainy and out of Sync as he speaks into it, as he’s the only guy in the area where he is seated.]

Reggie: “Man, that flashback I had in my dream was so vivid and real. I can still remember being laughed at by that older girl, and i can still remember when Whitney had to drop the cold hard truth on me. I don’t know if she’ll remember me, but one day i’ll find her on Facebook and add her; i remember when she helped me with Pre-Calclus in 8th grade, i practically had to give her a gift of some sort that i don’t remember for the life of me. But someday, i’ll find a way to meet her again post covid 19 world.

Speaking on covid 19, as I sit here on this train headed to New York i’m the only one in here since i took the earlier time at 5 am. I had nothing better to do in DC, so deiced to leave that “hometown” and hit on the old town train; the tickets were shockingly cheap for roundtrip for 160 a pop. I don’t know if it was out of impulse or just pure luck, but i made that purchase before hand. I also left Roxanna, she was just being too clingy and obsessive; had to block the girl’s number off my phone. Maybe she’ll find someone else to put up with her, since i already got another back in San Diego.

Man, i don’t really want to bother talking about my opponents that i’m facing this coming Saturday… but i have too since i’m obligated to do so.

My first thoughts on who i want to talk about is the Wizard, i’ve watched his promo on my laptop, and i’m impressed that he can rep up to 82. I mean, i want to say that he has what it takes to be a fine specimen he is today. I bet he could beat up Voldemort in street fight, but couldn’t get it in with the two guys in this match. His own downfall might be using too much wizardry things, and forget to be in a fighting mode. I can’t wait for him to fuck up his chance to flex his non existent muscles to the hard cam, i know those MSG fans are going to eat it up.

My second thoughts on who i’m gonna talk about is Liam Roberts…

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I don’t know if JB got you by the ropes for your belt after his pie he made for you worn you out, but man you get these chances and you keep on fucking it up for yourself. Your own father would be ashamed for the shit you be doing, maybe you're afraid of being washed in this match; and being exposed for how much of a bitch you are. If i don’t hear from him, then well maybe Wizard should Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious him out of the match, and even out of this company after the show is over.

My final thoughts is to man who they call Chris Chaos, the man, the myth, the soon to be a legend in XWF. When i watch his “spooky” promo, it got me thinking of something. Why is a man like him in the opening match against three guys who’s paychecks aren’t worth much? It’s simple, they want to punish him for being oh so woe is me, and not getting what he wants. Boo hoo, he gets fucked over and over out a chance to hold a so called “Universal” title that that the champion can customize to their liking, why shouldn’t he go for the X-Treme belt hold the thing for a year and get those limited edition briefcases to cash in on Shawn?

Meh, i don’t know and i don’t care, you don’t see me comparing myself to a snake. I guess he’s supposed to symbolize himself as a snake in the grass, waiting for the opportunity to strike at the right moment, and look where it got him. It got him a ticket to fighting the three alsorans, instead of being in a match with that overrated hack like Fuzz over who is more likely to kiss ass for a title that has more design changes than a girl who be trying out clothes.

Look before starts accusing me of being too mean, well i don’t care that how i feel about how things are ran in this place. Chris Chaos is those kinda people who i just want to fuck up so badly in that ring, that by the time it’s over they aren’t even going to recognize him. His days as a paper champion are over, and he needs to come face reality that he’s nothing more than a sellout to the higher ups.

Overall if this gets to the public, after this MSG show is done, i know nobody is going to like what I have to say. I wouldn’t be surprised if they want to outright suspend me for going against the code, well if that the case then after this match i will turn in my resignation papers….

…Fuck no…

This match is just the beginning for Wrestler82 making his target known worldwide, i’m going to make it effort to shut it down against my three opponents, and find ways to let them go at it. Who knows? I might end up being the snake in the grass waiting to strike, and pick up the remains of these guys for the three count.

So Madison Square Garden, get for some action from me… this will not be a pretty sight to see…”

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