We see Robbie, standing in front of his dojo, a large pair of dark sunglasses on his face, snuggly gripping the sides of his masked head.

Well, Universe, if you didn't know already, I was given the black mist at CuntFest. Doctors say I may be without sight for a few weeks as a result.

Now, that doesn't mean I will be backing out of my match at Warfare.

It does mean even once my mystery opponent reveals their face, I won't see it. Shit. Fighting blind in a Hell in a Cell match sounds stupid, but it could he fun.

Sounds like a great opportunity for a blindfold match!

Robbie points somewhere in the distance, thinking he is directly addressing the camera.

You son of a bitch, I'm in.

"Why stop there? You could always release the hounds with bees in their mouths; into the cage, so when they bark they shoot bees at you."


"I kid and I'm in as well."

2x Universal Champion (First reign was less than a day though, lol. Due to Sebastian Duke cashing in his briefcase.)
2x Tag Team Champion
3x Triple Tag Team Champion
1x Television Champion
2x US Champion (Title retired during my second reign as champ.)
2x X-Treme Champion
1x Bombshell Champion
2x HMW Champion
2x SOTM

Get well soon though Rob, your tweets have been TRASH since you went blind.

Fat pig. Lose a few pounds. That's your fuckin' belly tits blocking your eyes. This is Shane speaking.

He knows it's you, dude, no one else has that harelip speech impediment.

CCP's hair is still stuck to my lip? Thanks for the heads up, Oh Straightest Man Alive!

Where are ya, Jim Jimjimjimjimjimjimjimjim? Come tell Vinnie how gay he is again!

(01-28-2020, 11:51 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: Get well soon though Rob, your tweets have been TRASH since you went blind.

They were speech to text!

(01-28-2020, 01:57 PM)SUPER/Øshame/ShaneCarver.7z Said: CCP's hair is still stuck to my lip? Thanks for the heads up, Oh Straightest Man Alive!

Where are ya, Jim Jimjimjimjimjimjimjimjim? Come tell Vinnie how gay he is again!

Dont drag me into this you gay fuck, the sweet smile, that slightly grey hair, that incredible beard. Mmmmmm you are so fucking gay. Shane. You sexy fiend

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1x Federweight champion

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Universal record 13-24  

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they got rid of the Heavymetalweight championship because appartenly they hate fun at XWF headquaters smh shaking my head rn