XWF RACE ACROSS THE EVERGLADES 1 RP, 500 Word Limit A story of upgrading/creating the perfect airboat for the race A point to point race across a section of the Everglades OPEN: Anyone may RP for this event.

The cameras open up at the race course where Boris seems to be the only contestant. He doesn't care, and proceeds on a liesurely pace across the finish line.

WINNER OF MUCH VODKA: BORIS

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Welcome to the stadium.

The camera picks up Duke walking backstage before all of a sudden from out of nowhere, Duke falls to the ground and the camera looks up at Kieran Overton, beating him with the Louisville slugger baseball bat as Kieran also brought a chair with him and smashes Duke with it, before using another load of baseball bats on Duke. He sees the damage is done on Duke before signalling the belt sign should Duke retain tonight as Kieran walks away with the damage being done on Duke.

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“Welcome folks, we are in a good position to announce that this is going to be our opener of Day Three of Relentless in the Hard Rock Stadium.”

“Who’s it going to be, Heather?”

“Our Legendary member of the roster, Barney Green and an up and coming rookie, Liam Roberts.”

“Wake me up when this match is over.”



Liam Roberts is coming down to the ring, ignoring the fans, and slides into the ring. He stands on the corner, waiting for his opponent with his arms crossed.

“Talk about cocky young rookie, he sure got a lot of steam in him.”

*Pip Wakes up*

“Oh him…I guess he does have fire in him.”



"Like A Prayer" by Madonna starts to play throughout the arena as fans start to cheer slightly. A black Jeep, driven by John Lauriniaits, appears at the top of the ramp slowly driving forward as we see Barney Green standing in the back waving the Irish Flag. The jeep stops and Green leaps out of it. He waves the flag one last time and places it back into the Jeep. He walks down the ramp and high fives a couple fans. He enters the ring and waits in the corner as the music fades.

Liam Roberts - vs - Barney Green Savage Rules Singles

As the bell rings, the two circle around one another. Then they collar and elbow, and Liam rolls backward. Liam gets on his feet again, and they lock up, and Green puts Liam to the corner and the ref breaks It up, but cheap shot him in the face. Both men are back in the middle, and Barney does a Test of Strength to Liam, and Liam managed to slightly overpower him, but Green just Headbutts him. Green locks in a Wrist Lock on Liam, he twists his left wrist as Liam tries to break out of it.

“Barney is doing a great job on working on that arm of his.”

“Wrestling School 101… boringgg”

Liam breaks out of the wrist lock, and does one on Barney, and he whips him to the ropes and hits a Dropkick on him. Then he starts to stomp on his left leg, and then slaps on Single Leg Lock, and we see Barney struggling to break out of the hold. John manages to drag Barney near the bottom rope, and Liam breaks it off. Liam then stomps on the leg again, and beams his eyes on John, but Barney got on his feet slowly, and hits a halfhearted Roundhouse Kick on Liam’s back. Barney then kneel on one knee in pain.

“Jezz, Barney sure can do a Roundhouse Kick... way better than my granny Smith.”

Liam was still on his feet, looking at the kneeling Barney Green. He then runs to the ropes, and hits a Shining Wizard on Green, and cover him. Green kicksout, and Liam then drag him to the middle rope, and put his left leg on the rope and taint first it. Green is holding is leg in pain, as Liam taunts down on him. Then he drags him to the middle of the ring, and goes to the apron, and connect with a Springboard Senton, and pins Green…

ONE!







TWO!








KICKOUT

“Barney is a true fighter in XWF, he’s unstoppable!”

“He’s an one eyed, unstoppable fat guy. Yay for him, I guess.”

Liam lifts up Green, and whips him into the corner, he then charges for Green, but end ups face first on the corner. Green then Whips him back to the corner, and hits a Splash, Whips him into another corner to hit another Splash. Corner Splash galore, until Liam climbs over Green, and managed to Sunset Flip him into a pin, but Green clapped his thighs on is head to break the count. Green then lifts up Liam, and Suplex him.

He drags Liam legs to the bottom post, and goes outside to smash it on the post. As he does some more, John distracts the ref, as Green utilizes the steel steps. He puts his leg on the step, and does a Big Boot on it. Green the climb back to the ring, and drags Liam to the middle of the ring. He the locks on Camel Clutch on Liam…

“Barney is such a vicious man here folks.”

“That proves nothing, anyone can lock in a Camel Clutch, next!”

Liam grabs the bottom rope, and Barey ignore the refs count, by the fourth count, Barney breaks off the hold. He stomps on his back, and does a running seated Senton on his back. He then mouths off the crowd, and Liam Eye Rakes him and hits a DDT. He then goes to the top rope, and goes for a Shooting Star Press, but Green moved out the way.

“That Shooting Star Press is going to be this kid’s downfall, I guarantee it.”

Green then goes towards John, and he gives him some dip to chew. As Green on his feet with his dip in his mouth, Liam rolls to the outside. Liam looks at Green, and taunts him to go outside, but John grabs his head, and slams it on the Apron. Then he rolls Liam in the ring, and Green spit the dip in a clear bottle. Green lifts up Liam, and hits a Bodyslam and goes to the top rope, and hits Liam with a Diving Chinbutt on his shoulders and covers him…

ONE!








TWO!








KICKOUT

Green the argues with the ref, and gives Liam mounted punches. Green then goes to the corner to talk to John, as they were discussing something, Liam strikes Green with kicks to the knees. Liam then tries to Bulldog him, but tosses him across the ring. Green does some powerful strikes, and whips him to the ropes and connect with a Running Clothesline. Green then lift him by the arm and hits the DREAMAKER on Liam. He hits another Dreamaker, then hits Liam with a Foleyplex.

Green then signals the end towards Liam...

“This match was such a good way to entice the crowd.”

“Well Heather, if these smucks are still going to be amped after this, then I need to order martini on the rocks. God, this match was boooorrrinnnggg!”

Green lifts up the dazed Liam and hits a…


Green then places his foot on Liam’s gut for the pin, with a smirk on his face…  but before the referee can begin the count a hand reaches underneath the bottom rope and grabs his foot, yanking him out of the ring and to the floor!

It's!





It's!












"The Afterthought! The new Xtreme Champion! What is he doing here?!"

"Whatever the hell he wants!"

Barney Green watches in shock and confusion as Fuzz begins to make his way into the ring, the Xtreme championship wrapped around his waist as he climbs to the apron and through the ropes, but someone slides into the ring behind him!

"Fuzz isn't alone! That's Noah Jackson!"

"The Sick Cunts are in the building!"

KING HIT!

Noah Jackson hits a running superman punch to the back of Barneys head! Barney didn't see it coming, Noah just decked him from behind! Barneys one good eye rolls back into his head as he collapses to the mat, Noah pumping his fist wildly in celebration! Liam Roberts forces himself up to his feet to try and defend against the two ring invaders, but Fuzz wraps him up and drops him to the mat with The Afterthought! Noah continues to celebrate wildly as Fuzz pops slowly back to his feet, removing the Xtreme championship from around his waist and holding it high above his head as Noah bounces from corner to corner and screams "thats my dad!" and "we're the sickest of all you cunts!". The referee, still laying on the floor outside the ring, has seen enough and calls for the bell.

YOUR WINNER: NO CONTEST

The crowd boos loudly, as neither competitor was able to get themselves a decisive victory thanks to the interference of The Sick Cunts. Noah loves the boos, and is practically bathing himself as they shower down through the stadium. Fuzz seems unfazed by the crowd reaction, and just stares at Barney Green and Liam Roberts as they lay motionless on the canvas. Finally Fuzz and Noah begin to make their way out of the ring and up the ramp towards the backstage area.

"The Sick Cunts are getting out of Dodge, but I don't know why they got involved here in the first place!"

"Because they could... because they could."

Fuzz and Noah pose at the top of the stage, Fuzz once more displaying his newly won Xtreme title over his head while Noah plays hype man, and finally the two disappear behind the curtain and backstage to a loud chorus of boos.

We fade out.

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As the final day of Relentless kicks off, XWF cameras find their way to the back where wrestling’s golden couple, Kenzi and Sarah Lacklan of 5’2” Mafia fame are making their final match preparations. Kenzi winces as Sarah adjusts the heavy brace on her wife’s right knee. The pair look up as Steve Sayors stands there in the hopes of getting a few final thoughts before their Tag Team Tournament finals and title match.

STEVE SAYORS: “So, this is it guys! Tonight your march through the tournament comes to a conclusion when you take on the XWF Champions, The Arm Collectors. Are you going to be okay to get through the match tonight?”

Kenzi stood, slowly trying out the job that Sarah had done on her brace. She gave a nod and slapped her leg before turning to the man who had chronicled her run through the tournament.

KENZI GREY: “It’s no secret, I have been battling this injury for months. It nearly kept me out of this tournament, but I fought through it. Just a bit of adversity to add to the growing mountain, isn’t that right? I mean, maybe we’ll come back to our locker room and find all of our shit on fire. Maybe as we are walking back a huge bucket of shit will fall from the ceiling and hit us in the head. Maybe we will be attacked by a bunch of hooded clowns looking to get the inside track to our championships. Maybe we will go home and find it burned to the ground! Who knows Steve…anything can happen! Like you always say; The XWF is where the action never stops.”

Steve sighs, as Kenzi recounts all of those incidents as part of the 5’2” Mafia’s journey.

STEVE SAYORS: “I’m sure that management has taken great care to make sure that you don’t have any more issues here. Those were unfortunate events, but tonight is about this tournament coming to an end and a championship opportunity for you and Sarah.”

Kenzi nodded, but the look on her face was hardly one of agreement.

KENZI GREY: “Did you hear what Hanari Carnes said last night?”

STEVE SAYORS: “Well, yeah, he…”

Kenzi held up her hand to stop him. Apparently, her question had been rhetorical.

KENZI GREY: “Hanari said that we had run to Vinnie Lane for protection in all of this…that we were ‘hiding behind Vinnie’ from the start. Well, we have been through a lot…and Vinnie has been there through all of it…every...little...bit. I’m grateful for that…and I hope he’ll be there after the match tonight so I can thank him for everything he has done, not just for Sarah…but for me…personally!”

Kenzi bends down and gives her brace one more tug, then excuses herself as she goes off, ready for the tournament finals.

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The lights flicker in the arena as “Burn” by The Cure begins to play. Kenzi and Sarah Selena Lacklan walk out together. The sound of a screeching hawk is heard throughout the arena as the two execute their signature fist bump. An explosion of pyro erupts as the pair head down to the ring together.


New Noise by Refused starts playing as the arena lights dim. A spotlight illuminates the aisle. Steve emerges from the back wearing a red satin robe with the hood up. Hanari Carnes walks out behind him, he’s carrying the flag of the Dominican Republic on a flagpole over his shoulder. He walks next to Justice and the tow make their way down the ramp. Justice walks the aisle shaking his arms and cracking his neck while Carnes swings his hips and points to the ladies in the front rows. Steve rolls into the ring, throws his hood down and climbs the middle turnbuckle as Carnes struts around the ring waving his flag. They have their tag team titles with them showing them off.

FOR THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS The Arm Collectors Hanari Carnes & Steve Justice © - vs - 5'2 Mafia Kenzi Grey & Sarah Lacklan Savage Rules TLC Tornado Tag Match

Immediately upon the opening bell, Sarah and Kenzi rush across the ring and attempt to isolate Hanari Carnes! Steve Justice tries to help out, but a boot to the midsection doubles him over and Sarah whips him hard into the corner and the steel ring post! Justice crumbles and Hanari tries to fight off the two women, but eats a kick himself! Kenzi hits a perfect dropkick and Hanari nearly trips over Justice! He tries to regain his balance and Sarah hits him with a spinning heel kick that finally topples him! Kenzi pounces on Hanari looking for a quick cover!

ONE!

Steve Justice is up and pulls Grey off of his partner and up to her feet, hitting a quick swinging neckbreaker and looking for a cover of his own, but Lacklan drops an elbow on Steve before the referee can even begin the count!

“All four stars are back to their feet!”

Hanari Carnes charges Sarah Lacklan and spears her in the midsection, driving her back and through the ropes! Hanari and Lacklan flip out of the ring to the floor, landing awkwardly! Steve Justice ties up Kenzi, forcing her back into the corner and feeding her a few right hands and a stiff knife edged chop! Kenzi tries to tie up with Steve, but he snatches her arm and drags her down to the mat looking for an armbar!

“Steve Justice is going to try and submit Grey! He wants to make a statement and retain the tag team titles!”

Sarah sees Kenzi in trouble and scrambles away from Hanari, trying to get back into the ring, but Carnes grabs her ankle and trips her up. Sarah kicks at Hanari furiously as Kenzi struggles to escape the armbar in the ring! Finally she’s able to roll away from the pressure and shake her arm free to the delight of this Miami crowd, clearly behind her.

“Kenzi is actually an accomplished mixed martial artist, it’s no surprise she was able to escape there!”

Kenzi is back to her feet as Lacklan slips away from Hanari and slides back into the ring! The 5’ 2” Mafia has Steve Justice on his own now! Justice goes on the offensive, lunging at Sarah and looking for a European uppercut! He lands it and Lacklan is back into the ropes! He turns his focus to Kenzi and tries to tie her up for a suplex… but Kenzi cracks him with a spinning backfist and drops him to a knee!

“Scissor Kick! Kenzi drops Steve Justice!”

Kenzi quickly rolls Steve over onto his back, hooking his leg and making the cover!

ONE!









TWO!








Kickout by Justice!

On the outside of the ring Hanari is on his feet, and grabs two folding steel chairs from underneath the ring. Wielding both, Hanari slides into the ring to defend his partner! He winds up with one of the chairs and…

SUPERKICK BY LACKLAN!

“Lacklan blasts Hanari with a superkick, and a tooth may have just flown into the first row!”

Carnes collapses to the mat and Lacklan helps Kenzi up to her feet. The two realize that both members of the Arm Collectors are down, and they’ve got an opportunity to make something happen. In unison they slide out of the ring, and quickly begin pulling ladders and tables from underneath the ring and sliding them underneath the ropes!

“The 5’ 2” Mafia is NOT playing around!”

Steve Justice is back up on his feet and slingshots himself off the far ropes to build up momentum, then hurls himself through the air with a suicide dive!

Justice flips through the air and…









… he takes out Kenzi and Lacklan!

The crowd explodes as Justice lands the high risk move for high reward, but he’s not finished there! Sensing an opportunity to win the match and the entire tag team tournament, Justice drags himself slowly to his feet! He screams at the fans in the front row as they jeer him, then grabs Kenzi by her hair and drags her up to her feet!

“Steve Justice whips Kenzi hard into the steel ring steps!”

In the ring Hanari rolls to his hands and knees and takes a deep breath, then climbs to his feet. He begins setting up the two tables that Kenzi and Sarah have provided, propping them up in opposite corners of the ring.

“Well, this looks promising.”

Steve Justice lifts Lacklan now, and rolls her back into the ring where Hanari is waiting to put his tables to good use. Hanari drags Lacklan up and… A PELE KICK! PELE KICK FROM LACKLAN!

There’s a sickening “craaaaack!” through the stadium as Sarah dots Hanari between the eyes and leaves him slumped face first on the canvas! Sarah rolls Carnes over and makes the cover!

ONE!







Steve Justice slides into the ring!








TWO!









Justice dives to break up the count!










“He makes it!”

Just in time, Justice is able to drop an axe handle smash on the back of Lacklan and knock her off the top of Carnes! Justice barely kept the Arm Collectors alive there!

Steve Justice hauls Sarah up again, needing to handle things himself as Hanari looks to be out cold. Justice looks for a running knee strike, but Sarah spins out of the way! Justice recovers quickly and tries to roll for a knee bar, but Sarah is able to leap to the side and avoid that as well! Lacklan tries an axe kick to a downed Justice, but he rolls out of the way and back to his feet just as Lacklan unleashes a flurry of chops and a turning side kick…

“Justice stumbles back!”

“Sarah charges him!”

Justice catches Lacklan as she reaches him and counters her momentum, hurling her into the corner with a belly to belly suplex!

Lacklan explodes through the table! Hanari set it up moments ago, but it’s Justice that finally throws one of the 5’ 2” Mafia members through! Justice crawls over to Sarah and drags her out of the splintered wood pile! He collapses atop her and looks for the cover!

ONE!











TWO!













THR-

Kickout! Sarah gets a shoulder up to stay alive! Steve Justice climbs slowly to his feet, but he doesn’t realize Kenzi Grey has climbed up to the top rope behind him!

“Missile dropkick to the back of Steve’s skull!”

Steve Justice hits the mat face first and skids across the canvas, tumbling underneath the bottom rope and to the floor!

“Justice is OUT! Holy crap!”

Kenzi helps Srah up to her feet, making sure she’s OK and picking a few splinters of wood out of her hair. Very cute. The duo pulls the second table out of the corner and set it up normally in the center of the mat, then grab the ladder they slid into the ring minutes ago and stand it tall next to the table! Kenzi begins to climb as Sarah turns to Hanari who tries to sit up…

“TOTES KICK!”

Sarah wrecks Hanari with a kick, then drags him up to his feet.

“Hanari is out on his feet! He’s wobbly! He reaches for Lacklan!”

Sarah rocks back, then pops Hanari with a surprisingly powerful right hook. COP KILLA! COP KILLA! Hanari stumbles back into the table and sprawls out atop it! Kenzi smiles atop the ladder as the fans scream in approval…

“ELBOW DROP!”

Kenzi all but breaks Hanari in half, the wooden table exploding as Sarah pumps her fist in a pre-emptive victory celebration.

Kenzi has Carnes covered!

ONE!











TWO!














THREE!

YOUR WINNERS AND NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: 5' 2" MAFIA! (Kenzi Grey and Sarah Lacklan)

The crowd explodes as the referee retrieves the XWF tag team titles from ringside and brings them to the two women, the winners of the tag team tournament and brand new tag team champions!

Sarah snatches the belts away from the referee and presents one to Kenzi as she helps her up off of Hanari Carnes and gives him another kick for good measure before the referee jumps in between them. Kenzi looks ecstatic, holding her tag team title high over her head and celebrating as Lacklan looks at hers proudly.

"What a match!"

"What a WIN! The 5'2" Mafia is for real, and now rule the tag team landscape of the XWF!"

The two women continue to celebrate as the crowd applauds, Steve Justice looking furious on the outside, and we slowly fade out.

At the conclusion of the match, Kenzi hobbles to the corner, clearly in a lot of pain after the grueling match against Carnes and Justice. She waves for a microphone and one is promptly handed to her. She takes a moment to soak in the reaction from the XWF fans before speaking.

KENZI GREY: “The XWF fans are some of the rowdiest I have ever heard…HOLY SHIT!!”

The fans roared in appreciation and she limped around the ring with the microphone outstretched to take in every bit of it. She took the center of the ring as she gestured for them to settle down.

KENZI GREY: “Last night…I was struck by something Hanari Carnes had to say about the run that Sarah and I have had in XWF. He said that we had run to Vinnie Lane for protection at every turn…that we were ‘hiding behind Vinnie’ throughout our time in the Land of Xtreme. Well, we have been through a lot…and Vinnie has been a HUGE part of that. The stuff with the Hooded Man…everything! Now that this tournament is over for us…I’d like to thank him for all of the support he gave to us!”

Vinnie tries to wave off the heartfelt thanks, but Kenzi is insistent as she hobbles to the ropes and holds them open for the XWF majority owner. The crowd chants for Vinnie Lane and he finally relents, taking off his headset and standing up to give a sheepish grin before heading into the ring. The fans chant for him and Kenzi claps right along with them.

KENZI GREY: “He’s done a really great job, hasn’t he?!”

More cheers erupt, and Vinnie actually takes a victory lap around the ring, thrusting his fist into the air. Kenzi waves him over, putting her arm around his shoulder.

KENZI GREY: “Vinnie…a lot of what Carnes and others have said about your relationship with Sarah and I has been bullshit…obviously! I mean, throughout the whole ‘Hooded Man’ saga, you never once took any action to reveal who it was…though I’m sure you knew who it was…”

Vinnie continued to laugh, even as he shook his head, denying knowing the man’s identity.

KENZI GREY: “Yeah…you did…”

Vinnie stopped laughing as he looked at her, realizing she was being serious. Vinnie shook his head more emphatically this time.

KENZI GREY: “Humble until the very end. Yeah, I’d believe you Vinnie if I didn’t have proof that you were a liar! Take a look at the screen there Vinnie…and you tell me that you don’t know who that is! LOOK AT IT!!

The large screen, set up for the fans in the cheap seats, switches from a shot of the ring to several images of ‘The Hooded Man’ stalking the 5’2” Mafia in the XWF. On the screen mocking Sarah Lacklan after destroying her property, gloating about arson in their West Hollywood neighborhood, and sitting in the rafters as they were savagely attacked by Vita Valenteen and her henchmen.


Vinnie turns and pleads his case, but Kenzi will have none of it.

KENZI GREY: “Really? REALLY! None of them?”

Kenzi seems perplexed as she pauses, shaking her own head before turning back to the screen.

KENZI GREY: “Well…how about this one…”

The screen switches to an image of a hooded man at XWF’s sister promotion UGWC, holding a beanbag rifle…and then shooting Kenzi in the knee during the title match involving his fiancé. In the ring, Vinnie turns to Kenzi, but she implores him to keep watching. The image stays on the man with the gun the entire time, right up until his hood falls…not surprisingly, revealing the face of Vincent Lane.


The crowd groans as Vinnie turns…right into a ‘Falcon Punch’ from Kenzi and Sarah. Vinnie crumbles from the double supergirl punch from the two women. The two women high-five one another as the fans cheer and jeer. The duo start to leave the ring, but Kenzi stops at ringside and looks back at Vinnie with a sadistic gleam in her eyes. She limps over to the Time Keeper’s Table and shoves him out of his chair, grabbing it and sliding into the ring.

Sarah turns, unaware that her partner isn’t by her side until she hears the savage report of steel on flesh echoing through the building. Vinnie screams as Kenzi smashes the chair across both of his legs with reckless abandon, not caring where the blows land. So vicious is the attack that the fans start to boo when she refuses to stop.

Sarah slides in and rips the chair out of her wife’s hands, telling her that she’s gone too far. Kenzi gets right in her face…gives her a throaty kiss, then turns and drags Vinnie to the corner, his battered legs looking more like lukewarm noodles in skinny jeans. Vinnie grabs for his groin as he’s crotched on the turnpost. Kenzi wraps his legs around from the outside, then hooks in a figure four and hangs there with all of her body weight adding to the devastating hold.

Vinnie’s screams are mirrored by her own as both of them suffer through the violent torque on their knees. Vinnie pounds the mat, but Kenzi refuses to let go and actually starts to jerk her body up and down as she adds more pressure to the hold. Sarah tries to pull Kenzi free, but she refuses to let go of the hold.

Roxy Cotton storms out of the back, running down the ramp, screaming for Kenzi to let Vinnie go, but her friend refuses. Roxy starts to reach for Kenzi, but Sarah gets between them and soon the pair start shoving one another. As the frienemies begin to fight, Kenzi finally breaks the hold, barely able to stand after the damage she inflicted on herself.

Roxy goes to her fiancé as the Grey-Lacklan’s back away from the scene. All three eyeing one another as the scene fades.

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The XWF cameras are backstage at Relentless. Mastermind is shown at craft services grabbing him some much needed grub before his big Television title match against the far more talented and excruciatingly more handsome Thaddeus Duke. Mastermind takes his plate and walks back toward his private dressing room. As he turns a corner, he walks right into a swinging fist from Thad Duke sending the plate of food flying and Mastermind lands on his back on the floor.

A bit dazed and confused, and entirely off guard, Mastermind starts to regain his bearings.


*SNAP!*


The camera cuts to the right where Thad Duke has just folded up a steel chair. Mastermind is on his hands and knees as Thad delivers a chair shot to the back, crumbling Mastermind back to the floor. He starts to get up again and Duke hits him a second time.

Mastermind grunts through the pain as he starts to crawl away. Thad grabs Mastermind by the back of his hair and helps him to his feet. Duke then spikes Mastermind against the rail of the chairs backrest throat first against the wall causing Mastermind to collapse and writhe in pain and gasp for air.

Duke then holds the chair against the throat of Mastermind before applying a considerable amount of pressure from his weight. Mastermind kicks and thrashes but to no avail. Moments later, Duke lets off the chair and Mastermind gasps for air trying to regain his breath.

Thad takes a rest on the floor against the wall as Mastermind looks over at him. Duke smiles at him as he wipes a little sweat from his brow.

"Did you think since I'm such a nice guy that I'd just sit back and say aww shucks and gee golly while you invade my match?

"In my world, Mastermind, invaders are dealt with firmly and permanently. I can't permanently put an end to you legally so I will make you regret every crossing my path."

Mastermind is on all fours as he still struggles to regain his breath. Duke quickly and deliberately slaps Mastermind into the Pandora's Box submission, choking the life out of Mastermind with the Hell's Gate.

Suddenly, XWF security interfere's in the melee, fighting hard to break Duke's deadly submission hold. As the third guard jumps into the melee, Duke finally releases the submission. Three guards pull Duke off of Mastermind while a few others tend to the battered challenger.

Thaddeus Duke agrees to depart peacefully but Steve Sayors has showed up wanting a word.

"Thaddeus Duke! Why did you attack your challenger!?"

"Steve," he begins as he tries to regain his breath. "I'm a little tired of people like Mastermind being propped up by this company when really he doesn't have a leg to stand on. I'm tired of people like Mastermind thinking "ahh Thad's a nice kid, he'll get over it" while sticking his nose in my business.

"I'm a good guy Steve, but I don't like feeling like I'm being taken advantage of. Mastermind took it upon himself to exact some kind of revenge on Big D during our match and we all know, Steve... that actions have consequences.

"My victory to become the new Television champion is forever tainted because people like Mastermind feel they need to be the center of attention, feel they need to have things they don't deserve and Mastermind... you have my attention and I know you're not liking it."

Duke walks away as the camera shifts its focus back to Mastermind and the security crew as they have managed to get Mastermind up to a seated position when out of nowhere, Thaddeus Duke comes flying into the picture and crashes through the security detail as he now has a taped fist and he begins to swing away at the downed Mastermind. Several shots later security has managed to pull Duke off of Mastermind again and this time, the challenger is bloodied.

Duke's uncle Theo Pryce enters the hallway. He whispers something into Thad's ear and the two retreat around the corner and out of sight as the scene fades.

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The following contest is set for one fall and it is for the TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP!

We've already seen a number of championships change hands at Relentless. Will we see it again?

Probably not!

Ever the optimist.

Introducing first, the CHAMPION, hailing from Old Saybrook Connectiutt, THAAAAAADEUS DUUUUUUUUUKE!

A Pause.....





GUITAR! Another brief pause and more guitar, the screen flashes to behind the curtain where Thaddeus is shown wearing a white Duke hoodie with the hood up, rocking back and forth in anticipation and excitement.

“Okay!” Thaddeus Duke, hood up, standing on stage not moving.

GUITAR WINDS UP, CHORUS: The crowd cheers as he throws off the hood and walks to either side of the stage, pointing out toward the fans. He backpedals toward center stage and then heads toward the ring. Once he can reach fans, he slaps hands old school style, going from side to side. He runs up the steps and pauses, looking at his admirers before hopping over the top rope into the ring. He makes his way to each corner, giving the Bret Hart "I love you" pose.. Once all four corner are done, he hops back to the outside and takes selfies with fans at ringside. Mostly kids, teens and 20 somethings.

And introducing next, he comes to us from San Francisco California......CAAAAAAAMBYSES



This newcomer turning quite a few heads in a short time!

You're just saying that because you think he's hot.

Well, sure, there's that too....


 The metal and Eastern fusion of "Believe" by Myrath bursts out, and the battle standard of the Achaemenid Eagle appears on the X-Tron as Cambyses steps out onto the entrance ramp, a calf-length blue cape trailing behind him. He raises both arms up above his head and links them together as blue and yellow pyro blasts go off around, then poses with two finger-guns aimed directly ahead of him and heads down the ramp at a confident stride, blue and yellow searchlights washing over him. At the foot of the ring he darts for the apron and slides under the bottom rope, coiling back and springing to his feet with his arms spread back, the crowd cheering as he does so. He moves backwards to the corner, then climbs up to the turnbuckle.

And the final competitor, hailing from Wellington, New Zealand.....MAAAAAASTERMIIIIND!



One of the longest reigning TV champs in history, right here!

The ringside area is suddenly clouded in a thick smoke, and as it clears, we see that Mastermind is now sitting on the turnbuckle, smirking confidently. He hops down and gets ready to roll.

The ref calls for the bell and the clock officially starts!

FOR THE TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP Thaddeus Duke © - vs - Cambyses - vs - Mastermind Savage Rules Triple Threat 15 Minute Time Limit

14:58

The three men circle each other for a moment, sizing each other up, but the newcomer Cambyses moves first, making a beeline for the champion! But that's when Mastermind and Duke both jump on him! Mastermind hits him from behind and Duke is there waiting, picking him and nailing him with a Double A spinebuster! Mastermind steps over Cam and locks up with Duke, pushing him back into the corner. The ref forces Mastermind to break it up, but instead he whips Duke into the far corner hard! By this point, Cam is back up but Mastermind boots him in the midsection and hefts him up for a powerbomb...which CONNECTS!

Cambyses having a rough go of things right out of the gate. At least he still has his looks.

For now....yikes....

Duke is now recovered and he moves towards Mastermind, popping him in the chin with a right hand, followed by a leg sweep and then a back senton splash! Duke gets to his feet then goes to lock in a Figure Four! But Mastermind is able to kick him off.

13:11

Mastermind and Duke are both on their feet, and Cambyses crawls his way up in a neutral corner. They don't seem to have noticed him yet, and he makes them pay for it. Cam gives a feral cry and double lariats them both down!

The newcomer seems like hes rallying!

And my broadcast partner is erm....VERY excited.

Don't be gross!

Cambyses leaps on Mastermind, stomping the hell out of him before forcing him up and into a Butterfly Suplex! Then he spots the champ getting vertical and decides to give him one too! Camyses then goes for the cover on Duke!

ONE!








TWO!

DUKE KICKS OUT!

No way he's relinquishing the title that easily.

Cambyses grabs Duke by his hair and wrenches him up and into a nasty mongolian chop! But then Mastermind surprises Cam from behind with a chop block! Mastermind drags Cambyses to the center of the ring and goes for the MIND CONTROLLER! He locks it in!

10:55

Cambyses yells out in pain as Mastermind torques his back. The ref asks him if he wants to tap and the newcomer refuses to! Just then, Thad Duke explodes into Mastermind with a Float Over DDT! He covers!

ONE!









TWO!

KICKOUT BY MASTERMIND!

But the veteran looks rattled!

Indeed, the DDT has Mastermind sprawled out on the canvas. Thad stomps on Mastermind for a moment until he sees Cambyses up. Duke lunges at Cam, hitting a flying lariat, which he then parlays into an Irish Whip in the corner! Thad follows Cam in with a big lariat before forcing Cambyses up onto the top turnbuckle!

Superplex time?!

The fans pop as Duke plays to them a bit, teasing the move. But Cambyses starts punching Duke in the midsection to counter. Duke knees Cambyses in the head and tries to force the superplex, locking up with him....BUT CAMBYSES POWERS OUT AND NAILS DUKE WITH A HUGE FACEBUSTER OFF THE TOP!

That shook the ring, what a counter!

Okay, maybe Cam's not the one getting unprettied here tonight.

Cambyses covers Duke!

ONE!










TWO!









THREE!

NO! DUKE BARELY ROLLS A SHOULDER!

8:13

Cambyses slaps the canvas in frustration, but stays on the champion. He picks him up and locks him in a hammerlock, before muscling him into a BYZANTINE DDT! But before he can cover again Mastermind attacks Cam from behind, lifting him up and over and dumping him on his neck with a german suplex! He then locks in THE MIND CONTROLLER AGAIN! Cam screams out and starts fighting for the bottom rope! Biting and clawing!

I don't know if he's going to make it!

The ref gets low and asks the question, Cam's fist is hovering just above the canvas. Is he gonna....?


NO!!! Thad Duke running enzugri's the hell out of Mastermind! Mastermind goes down and Duke covers him!


ONE!









TWO!











THR-

MASTERMIND KICKS A FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE! Duke doesn't see it and reacts like he won, but the ref tells him otherwise. Duke looks crushed. Meanwhile, Cambyses is slowly getting up.

7:01

Duke decides to go after Cam, and he clothesline's him up and over the top rope sending him to the floor, before turning back on Mastermind and measuring him! DUKE GOES FOR THE BETTER THAN YOU....BUT MASTERMIND DUCKS! Mastermind reaches back and pulls Duke down into a reverse neckbreaker before floating over into a cover.

ONE!







TWO!

DUKE ROLLS A SHOULDER!

Mastermind mounts the champ and starts laying into him with a series of vicious punches. Cambyses rolls back into the ring behind Mastermind and waits for him to get up. Mastermind turns right into Cambyses and eats a WINGS OF AHURA OUT OF NOWHERE!

That's his finisher! It's got to be over!

Cambyses brings Mastermind thundering down to the canvas, but he's clearly nursing his back! Nonetheless, he covers!


ONE!





TWO!








THR-

WAIT, DUKE BREAKS THE COVER!!!

Talk about lasts second the ref's hand was like an inch from the canvas!!!

Cambyses staggers up and meets Duke and they start wildly trading blows now!

5:04

Cambyses finally gets the advantage and he knocks Duke down with a haymaker. Cam then sinks to the canvas and locks in the FALL OF BABYLON! Duke's back arches in pain and he tries to reach the bottom rope!

HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S GONNA TAP!

Duke is definitely in a bad way, he's far from the ropes! His hand lifts up, but he's screaming and shaking his head! The ref asks if he's done! Duke puts his hand down, but then raises a fist back up! Oh God it looks like.....






…..like......










…...LIKE MASTERMIND DRAGGING CAMBYSES OFF OF DUKE AND LOCKING HIM INTO THE MIND SLEEPER!!!

3:33

Mastermind is shaking the rookie, who looks ready to pass out, as Thaddeus slowly crawls away and drags himself up to his feet.

"Mastermind just saved Thaddeus, there."

BETTER THAN YOU!

"An exhausted Thaddeus hits Mastermind with a superkick as thanks!"

Mastermind lets go of Cambyses, who collapses to the mat, and then Mastermind topples over backwards! Thaddeus staggers to the corner and climbs slowly to the top rope, posing for the cheering fans before hurling himself oww with his last bit of energy.

TOO SWEET TO BE SOUR!

Thaddeus lands the elbow drop on Cambyses and makes the cover!

ONE!








TWO!










THREE!

YOUR WINNER AND STILL TELEVISION CHAMPION: THADDEUS DUKE!

"It's over! Duke retains!"

The referee retrieves the XWF Television title, but Thaddeus is too exhausted to stand up and have his hand raised or celebrate. The referee simply drapes the title belt over his chest as he gasps, and pumps a fist gently to himself.

"That was a great performance. Mastermind was a hell of a competitor as always, and Cambyses is a strong rookie talent, but Thaddeus Duke had the answers here tonight and will leave with his belt!"

Mastermind rolls out of the ring and makes his way up the ramp and backstage. Eventually Cambyses does the same. Still Thaddeus lays on the mat, recovering, and slowly the camera fades out.

---

A solitary spotlight appears on the left hand stage of the entrance way illuminating a Hall of Legends podium that until now no one knew was there. It's not long before James Raven appears.

Raven steps to the microphone to the delight of the crowd.

JAMES RAVEN: A few months ago at the XWF Reunion show XX the Hall of Legends was restored and with it we inducted the first member of the modern era, John Madison. Tonight we are going to induct our second member of the modern era...










JAMES RAVEN: And to do that is none other than our first modern era inductee and one of my co-owners Theo Pryce.


The crowd erupts in cheers as Theo Pryce and John Madison walk out from the back. Theo and James shake hands while Madison just stands there looking disgusted and angry.


JOHN MADISON: What the fuck Theo you said we were going to the Sizzler. I got all dressed up and everything.

THEO PRYCE: You're wearing a five dollar t-shirt you got at Wal Mart that's designed to look like a suit, and sweat pants. I would hardly call that getting "dressed up."

JOHN MADISON: You would if you saw what I normally wear. What the fuck are we doing here anyway?

THEO PRYCE: We are here to induct John Samuels into the Hall of Legends.

JOHN MADISON: What? Why? Oh I know, he's our token .

THEO PRYCE: John you can't say that anymore. It's 2019.

JOHN MADISON: Man fuck you. I'm gonna go wait in the car.

THEO PRYCE: Just wait a minute. I'll make this quick. I promise.

JOHN MADISON: Title of your gay sex tape.

THEO PRYCE: Anyway.

Theo reaches down and adjusts the microphone before clearing his throat and beginning his speech.


THEO PRYCE: So this is twice in a row now that I've had the honor of inducting someone into the XWF's Hall of Legends. At some point James might as well just offer me the gig full time but until then I will try and make the most of these opportunities. John Samuels is in a word unique. For those of you who have had the privilege of working with him or against him you know that when John Samuels gets in front of a camera you are going to get some magic. I knew it the very first time I ever saw John step in front of a camera and effortlessly cut down his opponent while simultaneously making you almost lose your mind laughing.

A few months ago when I inducted John Madison into the Hall I said that there were a handful of people in this business that I could call a friend and of that very small group there is no one I hold in higher regard than John Samuels. Samuels and I were introduced by a mutual acquaintance, former XWF General Manager Paul Heyman and almost instantly the two of us formed a bond.

JOHN MADISON: Oh my God could this be any gayer?

THEO PRYCE: Yes John it could be. Would you like me to do that?

JOHN MADISON: God no.

THEO PRYCE: Thank you. As I was saying, almost instantly Samuels and I had a mutual respect for one another. Perhaps it was our mutual love of good scotch, women and money. I honestly have no idea but what I do know is that when Eli James and his Congregation killed the Administrator and tried to seize control of the company, John Samuels was the first person by my side when I decided to be the one to challenge Eli's claim to the ownership of the XWF. And it was John Samuels along with my brother Sebastian Duke and another guy whose name we don't need to mention that were standing with me when we beat Team Eli to restore some momentary balance to the XWF.

That is the first example of the kind of damage John and I could do together as a team but it was surely not the last. Two tag team title and two trio's title reigns later the names John Samuels, John Madison and Theo Pryce, The Kings™ would forever be etched into the annals of XWF lore as the most dominant faction in XWF history. I was the architect of The Kings, John Madison was the wild card and John Samuels was the glue that held it all together. And the thing about the glue guy is they are often overlooked, underappreciated if you will because they are there doing their part without much fanfare but the truth is they have the hardest job of all and so it's truly an honor for me to be here on this stage inducting my best friend into the Hall of Legends. A distinction that John Samuels will be able to carry with him for the rest of time. John Samuels is no longer a glue guy. John Samuels is a Legend.

JOHN MADISON: Hey Theo remember that time John Samuels let me turn him from a white Republican to a black Democrat? That was great.

THEO PRYCE: He didn't exactly let you but yes I remember it. I was there.

JOHN MADISON: Good times. I think it's pretty safe to say that if I never did that that filthy monkey would never be getting into the Hall.

THEO PRYCE: Jesus Christ John you can't say those things. We really need to get you some sensitivity training.

JOHN MADISON: No what we really need to do is get to The Sizzler before they close.

THEO PRYCE: Fine John. You win. We'll go to The Sizzler. Right after John's acceptance speech. Ladies and gentlemen it is my honor to welcome John Samuels up to the stage as the newest inductee into the XWF HALL OF LEGENDS!

Onto the stage walks John Samuels as the crowd showers him with cheers. He makes his way over to the podium where he exchanges pleasantries with both Theo and John Madison before stepping upto the mic.

JOHN MADISON: ”Walking though the doors of the XWF is a life altering experience. Outside, you can be the biggest, baddest, toughest, meanest motherfucker that has walked God’s green earth—but here? You better be ready to have that slice of humble pie crammed down your throat and be ready for seconds.

And then you work. You toil away, clawing away at whatever handhold you can find to make it to the top. And when you reach the summit, the feeling is unlike anything else you could imagine. Knowing that all that hard work has paid off and all these fans see everything you’ve sacrificed... there’s just no feeling like it.”

He wipes away a tear.

”Of course, that’s the kind of bullshit humble fuckery you shouldn’t have expected from me. The XWF didn’t change me, I changed it. This barely-running shitshow was on its last legs, gasping for air like Barney Green trying to finish a sandwich, and I came and shoved an epi-pen right up its asshole and I brought it back to life. White or black, I showed this company what a real superstar was, and I didn’t need to plaster my face all over every show and backstage segment to do it. When John Samuels showed up, people shut their fucking mouths, opened their fucking eyes, and watch greatness unfold right before their eyes.

So to all the fans, management, the men and women in the back; I’d like to leave you with these parting words: I’m better than you, and you were lucky to have me.”

JOHN MADISON: Finally. Now can we go to Sizzler?

THEO PRYCE: Yes John now we can go.


The crowd cheers loudly as the trio of Kings make their way off stage and to the back.

---

“The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a 666 STREET FIGHT in which the only way this match will end is when one man can pin the other for a count of 666!”







The Miami crowd erupts at the intro of the music.


“Introducing first, he is the CHALLENGER….”


The ovation gets LOUDER as ROBERT MAIN emerges out to the top of the ramp as he walks with a purpose towards the ring.


“He is the former XWF Universal Champion; he is ROBERT “THE OMEGA” MAIN!”


HHL: The landscaped changed just a few short weeks ago and tonight marks the first time ROBERT MAIN has had the opportunity to take back what some might say is something that was stolen from him.


PC: MAIN is looking more focused than I’ve ever seen him before.


ROBERT reaches ringside where he slides into the ring under the bottom rope where he pushes himself up off the mat before he starts to pace back and forth like a caged animal across the center of the ring with his attention firmly directed towards the top of the ramp.


HHL: One thing is for certain - this is about to explode in just a matter of minutes.









“And his opponent…”



The Miami crowd responds with boos seemingly immediately.


“About to make his way to the ring, he is the XWF Universal Champion… UNKNOWN SOLDIER!”


The roar of booing intensifies as UNKNOWN SOLDIER walks out to the top of the ramp with his 666 Universal Championship slung over his shoulder. MAIN immediately exits the ring and starts making his way up the ramp where he meets SOLDIER on the ramp where he blocks a right hand from SOLDIER and catches him with a series of right hands before driving a knee into the midsection of the Universal Champion, causing him to drop the belt on the entrance ramp. As MAIN brings SOLDIER down the ramp to ringside, SOLDIER lands a few shots to the ribs of MAIN bringing another knee to the midsection from MAIN and as they reach ringside MAIN hurls SOLDIER towards the ring steps sending him smashing right shoulder first into the steps!


HHL: MAIN jump started this affair!


PC: How fair was that? Personally I think it is cheap for a guy that’s been on top for the last year or so.


MAIN stomps away at SOLDIER before picking him up off the floor where he tosses him into the ring. MAIN slides into the ring after SOLDIER and as he does the official in charge calls for the opening bell of tonight’s Main Event.


DING…

DING…

DING…

FOR THE XWF UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP Unknown Soldier © - vs - Robert "The Omega" Main Universal Rules 666 Street Fight

MAIN is the first to his feet where he reaches down picking SOLIDER up off the mat where he is gouged in the eyes by SOLDIER to boos from the crowd. SOLIDER takes MAIN down with a double leg take down where he takes a mount position on MAIN before hammering down with right hands to the face of the former Universal Champion.


HHL: This isn’t going to be a wrestling match, this is going to be a FIGHT!


PC: Thanks for pointing out the obvious, Poindexter.


SOLIDER starts choking away at MAIN to even louder boos from the crowd as a “YOU SUCK SOLIDER” chant starts to pick up throughout the building which brings a sadistic smile to SOLDIER’s face as he reaches a vertical base. SOLIDER stomps down on MAIN’s body before he picks him up off the mat and drives him back into a neutral corner before SOLDIER fires MAIN across the ring and into the opposite buckles, MAIN bounces off the buckles exploding from the corner where he turns the smaller SOLIDER inside out with a clothesline to a thunderous ovation from the crowd!


HHL: MAIN turns this back around but one has to think what the hell these two are going to have to do to each other to hold a pinfall for six hundred sixty six seconds?


PC: A stretch for sure so someone better get creative.


SOLDIER lays on the mat as MAIN comes forward picking him up off the mat where he drives him back into the turnbuckles with a shoulder block. MAIN then lands several reverse elbows to the side of the head of SOLDIER before hoisting him up on to the top turnbuckle. MAIN lands a stiff shot to the jaw of SOLDIER before stepping up to the middle turnbuckle where he locks in a front face lock before attempting a Superplex! SOLDIER latches on to the top rope blocking the attempt where he counters by biting MAIN across the nose!


HHL: SOLDIER’s biting MAIN!


SOLDIER then counters the front face lock where he manages to hoist MAIN up and SUPLEX him from inside the ring to the outside floor to a thunderous chant of “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!”


PC: DEAR GOD I’VE NEVER SEEN AN INSIDE OUT SUPLEX!


HHL: SOMEONE CHECK ON MAIN BECAUSE HE HIT WITH A SICK THUD!


MAIN lays motionless on the floor as trainers and EMTs flood ringside checking on MAIN following that 12 foot fall. SOLDIER gets down on the ring apron where he walks towards the opposite corner and as the trainers and EMTs are checking on MAIN we see SOLDIER run the ring apron where he comes off with a Rolling Senton across the rib cage of the challenger!


PC: SOLDIER isn’t playing around tonight at RELENTLESS!


SOLDIER is the first to his feet and he doesn't look pleased to see the EMTs and trainers trying to check on MAIN! He grabs the closest EMT and starts savagely BITING his face! He rips a chunk of flesh from the EMTs face and throws him to the side, rushing over toward another EMT and spitting that chunk of flesh right into that one's face before taking him down with a forearm to the face!


HHL: What's wrong with this lunatic?!?


SOLDIER now rushes toward the trainers but they've seen enough and start to retreat BUT HE CATCHES ONE OF THEM! He starts choking the trainer and then snaps his neck! The fans can't believe what they're seeing!


SOLDIER finally, thankfully, turns his attention back to MAIN and lays in a few hard stomps before he goes under the ring to retrieve a steel chair.


HHL: I don’t think the state of Florida is going to be able to contain this!


PC: All Hell is already breaking loose yet neither of these men have even so much as attempted a pinfall.


HHL: How can you, a six hundred sixty six count is unheard of!!


SOLDIER stalks MAIN who is in a lot of pain as he reaches down picking him up off the floor where he takes him towards the announce table where he smashes MAIN head first off the announce table!


PC: SOLDIER just introduced MAIN head first into our announce table!


SOLDIER goes back to the chair he pulled out from under the ring moments ago and measures MAIN before driving the chair into the midsection of MAIN where he then cracks MAIN across the back with a shot that sounds like a gunshot going off! MAIN drops to one knee as SOLDIER comes forward with a baseball like swing to the back of MAIN sending him falling face first down on to the floor.


HHL: That chair has been dented across the back of MAIN!


SOLDIER tosses the chair to the side taunting the crowd to massive boos which only seem to please him. SOLDIER reaches down picking MAIN up off the floor where he drives him lower back first into the ring apron before he hurls him back into the ring. SOLDIER climbs up on the ring apron before taking a moment to scale the turnbuckles where he climbs up to the top rope. In the ring MAIN starts to stir as he rolls over to his chest and pushes himself up off the mat where he reaches a vertical base and as he does SOLDIER comes off the top rope looking for a double axe handle only to have MAIN catches him and deliver an Over Head Release Belly to Belly Suplex leaving both men on the mat laying on their backs.


PC: A well placed counter by MAIN but he can’t take immediate advantage.


The official stands back in a neutral corner not laying the count to either man as he looks on waiting for either man to execute a cover.

























Suddenly the Miami crowd erupts with a MASSIVE mixed reception as both SOLDIER and MAIN are still down in the ring.


HHL: Wait just a minute!!!


PC: He isn’t here, he quit!


The mixed reception reaches massive proportions as we see “CHRONIC” CHRIS PAGE walk out to the top of the ramp dressed in grey dress slacks, black gators, a white dress shirt tucked in, black belt around his waist with a matching grey sport coat with his hair tied back in a ponytail!


HHL: “CHRONIC” CHRIS PAGE is here at RELENTLESS!


PC: WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE!?!


HHL: I think we’re about to find out! Remember tonight was supposed to be MAIN and PAGE inside Hell in a Cell until SOLDIER cashed in his briefcase and we all thought PAGE was done.


CHRIS PAGE walks down the ramp towards the ring where he observes the “666” version of the XWF Universal Championship. CHRIS has a clear look of disdain written across his face as he glares at the championship for several seconds...


Finally, CHRIS reaches down and slowly lifts the title up, still staring at it in complete and utter disgust as the fans start to really pick up in anticipation of what he may do.


HHL: Just imagine the thoughts that must be running through PAGE's mind right now!





Page finally does the unthinkable!





HE WIPES HIS ASS WITH THE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!! THE FANS HIT THE ROOF!!!


PC: Love him or hate him, CHRIS PAGE just won over this entire arena in one swift motion!


HHL: And that motion can easily be called "The Wipe Heard Round the World" if you ask me!


CHRIS tosses the title off the ramp like it's a piece of trash before shifting his attention to both MAIN and SOLDIER working their way back to their feet. CHRIS walks around the ring where he makes his way around towards the announcers table.


PC: Why is he coming here?!?!


CHRIS reaches the announce position where he snatches the headset of the head of PC where he places it on his head covering his ears as he looks down at PC as he states.


CHRIS PAGE- “I’m literally only going to tell each of you this one time and one time only… LEAVE, now.”


Without hesitation PC gets up from his chair and makes his exit followed by HHL leaving CHRIS PAGE as the voice to call this Universal Title Main Event. There’s a massive chant of “CCP! CCP! CCP! CCP!” as the fans are still marking out over the former 9/10th of the Universal Champion's actions here tonight! CHRIS takes his seat at the announcers table looking into the ring as both MAIN and SOLDIER have reached their feet with each man taking a moment to eye CHRIS PAGE at the announcers table.


CHRIS PAGE- “Don’t both of you idiots look stupid as hell headlining a Three Day Event that has been nothing short of an EPIC… FAILURE! Miami, Florida is sick of mid card talents pretending to be Main Event players; alas I’ve taken it upon myself to FINALLY give this event a jolt of legitimate star power. You’re welcome.”


MAIN and SOLDIER divert attention back to each other as they start trading right hands once again to a roar from the crowd.


CHRIS PAGE- “About time they got their heads in the game - I’m not the focal point here as this is supposed to be about revenge following the chicken shit way of winning any major title… with a briefcase.”


SOLDIER swings wildly as MAIN ducks out of the way and manages to catch SOLDIER with a vicious back breaker to a pop from the crowd. MAIN, clutching at his back from the tremendous fall from earlier reaches his feet where he backs up into a neutral corner where MAIN climbs up to the middle rope where he leaps off with an ICE PICK ELBOW drop into the sternum of the Universal Champion!


MAIN executes the first cover of the contest!


The referee knows it's going to take a count all the way up to 666 for this match to end so naturally he is slapping the mat as fast as he possibly can as he counts the first pinfall attempt!


“ONE!!!”



“TWO!!!!!!”



“THREE!!!!!!”



“FOUR!!!!!!”



“FIVE!!!!!!!”



“SIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”


SOLDIER kicks out at a SIX count from the official.


CHRIS PAGE- “Look how fast the ref needs to count these falls; absolutely ridiculous. The bright idea of this match stipulation is completely ; oh wait, this is a SOLDIER brainchild so that explains it or else this would be over and we can get back to what everyone wants to see; MAIN versus PAGE inside Hell in a Cell.”


MAIN shakes his head as he starts to work his way back to a vertical base. He reaches down picking SOLDIER up off the mat where he rocks SOLDIER with a hard right hand sending SOLDIER back into the ropes. MAIN charges forward looking to clothesline SOLDIER over the top rope and out to the floor only to see SOLDIER drop out of the way while yanking down the top rope in the process which causes MAIN to spill over the top rope and out to the floor where he lands hard on the protective mat. SOLDIER pulls himself up using the ropes where he immediately positions himself measuring MAIN.


CHRIS PAGE- “I really wish I cared enough about either of these two to at least try to convince all of you that paid your money expecting to see a LEGITIMATE Championship Main Event but in reality its typical XWF and typical ass backwards creative that makes no sense.”


SOLDIER lines MAIN up and as MAIN begins working his way to his feet we see SOLDIER springboard off the top rope with a Flying Clothesline that sends both men crashing back down to the floor to a mixed pop from the crowd! SOLDIER gets to both knees where he starts hammering down with right hands to the face and forehead of the challenger before he begins to choke away at MAIN with both hands firmly across the throat of MAIN!


CHRIS PAGE- “I’ll give Satan worshiping midget a little credit as he is taking the fight to MAIN and if you ask me he should; he’s the man with something to prove when you think about winning a major Championship with a briefcase; if SOLDIER fails here tonight he’s exposed as the loser we all know him to be.”


SOLDIER stops choking MAIN where he reaches his feet and makes his way towards the ring steps. SOLDIER separates the top portion of the steel stairs where he once again measures MAIN who starts to will himself up to a vertical base. SOLDIER charges forward driving the top portion of the stairs off the face of MAIN sending MAIN crashing back down to the floor as the thud echoes throughout the arena! SOLDIER makes a cover on MAIN on the floor!! The referee slides out to the floor where he starts to make the count – once again much, much faster than any normal count in a normal pinfall match would be!


“ONE!!!”



“TWO!!!!!”



“THREE!!!!!!”



“FOUR!!!!!!!!!”



“FIVE!!!!!!!!!!”



“SIX!!!!!!!!!!!”



“SEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!”



“EIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”



“NINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”



“TE….”


MAIN kicks out at the nine count.


CHRIS PAGE- “We’re A LONG way away from a six hundred sixty six count; I still can’t believe VINNIE signed off on this crap; you know what, actually I can because he’s the same guy that refused to give everyone what they wanted to see and settled to give you this train wreck.”


SOLIDER barks at the referee as he reaches his feet. He goes back under the ring apron where he retrieves a Kendo Stick. MAIN rolls over to his chest where he starts to push himself up of the floor and as he gets to his feet SOLDIER comes forward cracking MAIN across the back with a Kendo Stick shot that sends ROBERT staggering around the corner of the ring! SOLDIER runs after MAIN where he cracks him across the back a second time sending MAIN staggering towards a corner ring post. MAIN’s back is against the post as SOLDIER charges forward swinging for the head of MAIN! MAIN ducks and SOLDIER cracks the ring post shattering the kendo stick with the force swung! The crowd rallies behind MAIN as he snatches SOLDIER by the hair taking him around the corner of the ring where he drives him head first into the announce table! CHRIS PAGE stands up and backs away while still keeping his headset on.


CHRIS PAGE- “SOLDIER just introduced face first into my table!”


There’s a beer vendor just on the other side of the barricade from PAGE as we see CHRIS reach over and snag a beer; without paying mind you, he takes a drink from the glass as SOLDIER is driven head first into the announcers table a second time by MAIN. We see MAIN snatch the beer from PAGE’s hand where he takes a drink and spits it at PAGE to a roar from the crowd!!


CHRIS PAGE- “Sumbitch!”


MAIN turns his attention towards SOLDIER where he tosses the beer into the eyes of the Universal Champion to a roar from the crowd!!


CHRIS PAGE- “Why in the blue hell would an alcoholic waste good beer?


CHRIS turns seeing the beer vendor is nearby so he walks a few steps and reaches over the barricade snatching another beer before returning to the announce position as MAIN takes SOLDIER towards the ring apron where he smashes SOLDIER face first into the ring apron before hurling him back into the ring. ROBERT drops to one knee where he tosses the ring apron back and pulls out a TABLE to a huge pop from the crowd! MAIN slides the table into the ring under the bottom rope.


CHRIS PAGE- “MAIN’S got wood! Where’s GILMOUR!?!?!”


MAIN slides into the ring where he reaches his feet and immediately starts to setup the Table! He flips it over in the ring setting it completely up before pointing towards SOLDIER garnering a huge reaction from the crowd! MAIN reaches down picking SOLDIER up off the mat where he takes a Full Nelson before hoisting the much lighter SOLDIER up in the air before driving him violently through the Table with a Full Nelson Slam that brings the crowd to their feet!!


CHRIS PAGE- “MAIN just drove that little bastard through that table with ease!”


CHRIS PAGE takes another swig of beer as MAIN makes a cover!


The referee drops into position and starts to make his count as fast as possible considering the 666 goal. The crowd counts along with each strike of the mat but at the twenty count SOLDIER kicks out!


CHRIS PAGE- “Only missed it by six hundred forty six!!”


CHRIS states while finishing off his beer while ROBERT simply shakes his head as he reaches a vertical base.


CHRIS PAGE- “Am I the only person who thinks this kind six six six count is simply stupid? More importantly you would think that BOTH these two jerkoffs would understand in order to gain a victory you’re going to have to knock the other one out.”


You can tell MAIN is starting to think outside the box as he stomps down on SOLDIER several times before reaching down to pick him up off the mat where SOLDIER delivers a low blow to loud boos from the crowd as MAIN falls backwards to the mat clutching at his nether regions.


CHRIS PAGE- “SOLDIER playing with another man’s nuts; color me surprised.”


The crowd roars with boos at SOLDIER as he starts to pull himself back to his feet as MAIN is down on his back, SOLDIER charges towards the ropes where he spring boards off the middle rope with a Lion Sault across the ribs of MAIN! SOLDIER does not opt to make a cover instead he rolls out to the floor where he drops to one knee tossing the ring apron back where he pulls out a Barbwire Wrapped Baseball bat!


CHRIS PAGE- “And now the blood and guts aspect of this federation is about to be on firm display; what’s an XWF Main Event without blood and guts? Whatever happened to the days of Professional Wrestling, you know, the word that’s on the marquee?”


SOLIDER holds up the Barbwire Baseball bat for all to see before he slides back into the ring. MAIN starts to stir as he rolls over pushing himself up off the mat and as he reaches one knee SOLIDER slides into the ring where he charges towards MAIN smashing the barbwire baseball bat into the forehead of MAIN that busts him wide open while knocking MAIN back down to the mat. SOLDIER bounces off the ropes and uses the Barbwire Bat as elbow as he drives into the forehead of MAIN!


CHRIS PAGE- “How people get off on all of this is beyond me. I’m bored, it’s like watching AHS 84’.”


MAIN pours blood from his forehead as SOLDIER reaches his feet where he hoists up the Barbwire Baseball bat one more time to massively loud boos from the crowd. The official checks on MAIN as we see SOLDIER drop the bat and shift his attention towards the turnbuckles. SOLDIER makes his way towards the ropes where he steps out to the ring apron. SOLDIER makes his way towards the turnbuckles where he starts to climb up to the top rope. SOLDIER measures MAIN from the top turnbuckle as we see MAIN, blood pouring down his face, start to slowly work his way to his feet and as he does SOLDIER comes off the top rope looking for his SHOOTING STAR DDT that MAIN counters as SOLDIER is in midair with a ¾ neckbreaker that has the crowd explode with a thunderous ovation!!


CHRIS PAGE- “Well I’ll admit that was a little exciting.”


Both men are laid out on the mat as the official has no choice but to simply look on from a neutral corner. Both men lay on the mat as the crowd roars loudly with a solid round of applause towards the ring.


CHRIS PAGE- “I guess there’s a market for everything.”


The applause turns into a very load “MAIN! MAIN! MAIN!” chant as the former Universal Champion is shown rolling towards the ropes before rolling out to the floor where he drops to his knees. The blood continues to pour from the open wound on the forehead of MAIN as he is shown reaching under the ring where he pulls out another TABLE! The crowd responds with a huge ovation as ROBERT starts to set it up on the floor at ringside.


CHRIS PAGE- “More wood from MAIN which means GILMOUR’s not far away!!!”


ROBERT sets up the table ringside before he’s shown wiping the blood away from his eyes as he turns back towards the ring and reaches back under the ring where he pulls out a large black sack. MAIN is shown opening the sack where he starts pouring the contents on to the top of the table.


CHRIS PAGE- “Thumbtacks!”


The crowd roars as thousands of thumbtacks spill on top of the table, some bouncing off and landing on the floor… but the last thing that falls out of the sack is a small bottle of lighter fluid and a book of matches which brings the entire arena to their feet.


CHRIS PAGE- “I knew MAIN was pissed off about losing the title and losing it via a briefcase cash in… but not even I expected him to go to this degree!”


The ovation is so loud you can hardly hear yourself think as we see MAIN take the bottle of lighter fluid and start to douse the table covered with thumbtacks with it while in the ring we see SOLDIER start to push himself up off the mat and to all fours before willing his self up to a vertical base where he comes towards the ropes and without hesitation and as MAIN turns around towards the ring SOLDIER sling shots over the top rope with a flying cross body block attempt that MAIN side steps sending SOLDIER crashing down to the floor!


CHRIS PAGE- “What the hell is MAIN going to do now?!?!


ROBERT takes the book of matches where he removes one match before striking it against the book, drawing a flame before setting the entire book on fire and tossing it on the Table engulfing it in flames to a massive ovation from the crowd! MAIN quickly picks SOLDIER up off the floor where he positions SOLDIER’s head between his legs before hoisting him up in the air and driving him violently down through the Flaming Table covered in thumbtacks to a thunderous “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!” chant from the crowd as ring crew quickly put out the flames with fire extinguishers!


CHRIS PAGE- “Two of the craziest sons of bitches on the face of the planet! HOLY SHIT is right!!”


SOLDIER is snatched by the hair by MAIN and picked up displaying hundreds of thumbtacks all over his back! MAIN sends SOLDIER back into the ring under the bottom rope as the crowd continues a thunderous “HOLY SHIT” chant towards the ring as MAIN slides into the ring where he reaches a vertical base before running his thumb across his throat garnering a massive ovation from the crowd…



WAIT!


What's this???




The X-Tron lights up pure white and the arena lights begin to dim as this music begins to pierce the ears of all in attendance!


CHRIS PAGE- “Let the bullshit begin.”




After several more seconds...




Main, out of the corner of his eye, sees someone or something gliding down the ramp!




Robert quickly rises up and turns his attention to someone in a deep azure blue wizard's robe and hood!




The uninvited wizard slowly ascends to the ring apron and, face still shrouded in darkness, holds its arms out to its sides as if to invite or provoke any reaction out of ROBERT MAIN while still waiting on the ring apron and not actually in the ring yet. Knowing just what's on the line tonight and knowing damn well this visitor isn't there to HELP him, MAIN wastes no time in charging but the cloaked wizard drops down to ringside just a split second before MAIN's forearm would have struck... and MAIN ends up connecting with a cloud of blue dust and smoke!?!?

CHRIS PAGE- “This is absolutely ridiculous!”


Whatever that substance is that remained in the air when the visitor dropped down causes MAIN to back up while flailing his arms and waving his hands in front of his face as if a swarm of wasps were attacking him. He starts to cough and sneeze as he drops down to the canvas and the visitor finally enters the ring very slowly. The blue substance is clinging to his face and mixing with the blood that's still oozing from his earlier head wound.


The visitor stands in the center of the ring, reaches up, places a hand onto its own hood and finally......................... pulls back the hood to reveal.............................







SHANE !



He rips his cloak from his body and casts it wayside, grabbing MAIN by the hair and pulling him up to say right to his face...




"Heil Satan, you piece of shit..." followed by a HARD kick to Main's nuts!


CHRIS PAGE- “What in the blue hell is this jackass doing here?!?! He’s the reason this company has been dragged in the dirt!”


Just then, the fans start to roar! SHANE was expecting that crowd reaction - not for himself, but rather for who he calculated would soon follow his unwelcome arrival!


JAMES RAVEN, followed by DREW ARCHYLE!


CHRIS PAGE- “I never thought I’d be happy to see DREW and RAVEN! Get the hell outta here!”


's initial reaction of a sickening smile creeping up the right side of his face quickly shifts to one of "shock and fear" the moment RAVEN enters the ring! SHANE drops to his knees and puts one hand up in front of him, begging RAVEN to spare him but RAVEN wastes no time closing in on FWOOOSSSHHHHZZZtzZtzZztZztzztztZZtZztztZzTsssssss!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!! SHANE leapt backward just as RAVEN charged straight into the after effect of SHANE's other hand emerging from behind his back with some sort of flare gun burst!


RAVEN topples over as the momentary trail of flames and smoke rise high into the air from his face!


CHRIS PAGE- “And they wonder why people walk away, you’re looking at it right now on firm display!


DREW ARCHYLE can't believe what has already happened in the couple of extra seconds it took him to slide into the ring and before DREW can even decide whether to check on RAVEN or charge SHANE, it looks like presses a small button on the handle of his mini flare gun and then: "I give up! Catch!"


He underhand tosses the flare gun to DREW, who instinctively catches the gun as SHANE barrel rolls to safety...





BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAST!!!!!!!!!! What the hell!!!!! The damn flare gun exploded!!!! The fans can't believe what they're seeing as DREW is sent tumbling backwards from the burst and through the ropes to the outside.


Meanwhile, JAMES RAVEN is being pulled outside by EMTs and tended to.


CHRIS PAGE- “ and a flare gun has taken out RAVEN and ARCHYLE leaving MAIN to fend for himself as it’s just a matter of time before SOLDIER recovers.”


SHANE steps to the center of the ring and holds out his hands, chin held high as the reign of boos shower him and send surges of excitement through his wretched body.


Yessss! GIVE IT TO ME! Pay the toll to those who feed off of your misery and hate! HAHAHAHA!!!!


SHANE turns his attention back over to ROBERT MAIN who is slumped in the corner and wiping the blood and blue dust off of his face and out of his eyes. SHANE reaches around to the side of his belt and pulls a long hunter's knife from a sheath. He holds the blade up and looks at himself in the reflection with an absolutely hideous smirk before looking back toward MAIN.


Time for this to end...


SHANE takes a step toward MAIN as the crowd suddenly starts a massive “CCP! CCP! CCP! CCP!” chant.


CHRIS PAGE- “And I’ve seen about enough of this happy horse shit.”


The sound of headsets fumbling can be heard as SHANE walks closer towards the downed MAIN. The Miami crowd erupts as CHRIS PAGE gets up from the announcers table where he is shown walking around the table while removing his sport coat where he lays it in a neutral corner before sliding into the ring where he’s to a vertical base behind SHANE !


takes notice of the ovation and is shown spinning around where he walks right into a SPINBUSTER slam by CHRIS PAGE that blows the roof off the building as SHANE's knife goes flying into the crowd! PAGE pops back up to his feet where he crotch chops SHANE as rolls over to his chest and pushes himself up off the mat only to eat a boot to the midsection that doubles him over for CHRIS PAGE to drive him down into the mat with a thunderous PAGE PLANT!


The ovation from the crowd breaks out into a thunderous chant of “CCP! CCP! CCP!” as we see PAGE walk towards the neutral corner that houses his sport coat where he reaches down picking it up and goes into the inner pocket of the coat and pulls out a pair of silver HANDCUFFS! PAGE holds the cuffs up for all to see garnering a louder ovation from the crowd before he walks towards a downed SHANE and rolls him towards the ropes, he rolls SHANE out of the ring causing him to drop down to the floor followed by PAGE who picks SHANE up and proceeds to HANDCUFF him to the bottom rope!


The crowd roars and to add insult to injury PAGE decks with a straight right hand before spitting in his face!


CHRIS PAGE walks back around the ring to the announcers table as the crowd roars in approval and we’re back to square one as both MAIN and SOLDIER are down with SOLDIER starting to stir. CHRIS puts the headsets back on.


CHRIS PAGE- “If you want law and order sometimes you have to take into your own hands; let’s get one thing straight here and now, while I have a huge problem with this company and how they run things and while I was screwed out of MY shot at MAIN tonight I will not stand by and watch the fuckery continue. They can fire me, they fine me, they can do whatever they want but they will NOT silence me!”


MAIN and SOLDIER are still down with SOLDIER starting to come too. He rolls over, his back still covered in thumbtacks as he starts pushing himself up off the mat and back to a vertical base where he falls backwards into the ropes that catch him from falling back to the mat. The crowd boo’s intently towards the ring as SOLDIER manages to step through the ropes and out to the ring apron.


CHRIS PAGE- “Now we see SOLDIER trying to take advantage of this situation as he starts to climb up to the top rope.”


Sure enough SOLDIER is slowly managing to climb the turnbuckles where he reaches the top turnbuckle while in the ring a bloody ROBERT MAIN starts to negotiate his way back to a vertical base and as he does SOLDIER comes off the top rope with his SHOOTING STAR DDT spiking ROBERT into the mat violently!


CHRIS PAGE- “SOLDIER lands THE DARK STAR!! He might pull out a win if we didn’t have to endure six hundred and sixty six counts!”


SOLDIER rolls out to the floor where he goes under the ring pulling out a pair of BOLT CUTTERS!


CHRIS PAGE- “If he cuts those cuffs off he’s going to force my hand and I’ll get my ass right back up and lay them both down! We are not going to see a screw finish, not tonight and not anymore in the land of the XWF.


SOLIDER climbs up on the ring apron in front of the entrance ramp where he starts to cut the ROPES! He snaps the cable of the top rope followed by the middle ropes and then finally the bottom rope!


CHRIS PAGE- “What the hell is this kid doing?!??!”


SOLIDER jumps down to the floor before going back under the ring where he pulls a large ramp out and sets it up with the top of the ramp resting on the ring apron and the bottom on the floor at ringside SOLDIER turns and runs up the ramp disappearing behind the curtain before re-emerging driving a FORK LIFT with a pallet of full beer kegs!


CHRIS PAGE- “SOLDIER is driving a Fork Lift with a pallet of beer kegs down to the ring as ROBERT MAIN still hasn’t moved.”


SHANE is shown cheering SOLDIER on as he’s remained handcuffed to the bottom rope on the other side of the ring. SOLDIER reaches ringside where he drives the Fork Lift up the ramp and into the ring where he lowers the pallet down and on top of ROBERT MAIN! SOLIDER hops out of the Fork Lift and jumps up in the air before landing on top of the beer kegs in a seated position demanding the referee make the count as the crowd roars with boos.The sounds of headsets hitting the table is heard followed by CHRIS PAGE getting up from the announcers table where he walks around the ring to the entrance ramp and back up the ramp as the count continues and ultimately ends at the six hundred sixty six count!!!


DING!

DING!

DING!

YOUR WINNER AND STILL XWF UNIVERSAL CHAMPION: UNKNOWN SOLDIER!!!

There’s dead air from the announcers table as the crowd roars with boo’s as UNKNOWN SOLIDER hops of the beer kegs as he’s awarded his UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP! The celebration begins for SOLDIER as his reign will continue on top of the Xtreme Wrestling Federation.

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The People’s G.O.A.T.
120-24-3

3x Universal Champion, 3x World Champion, 9x Xtreme Champion, 1x Hart Champion, 2x Phoenix Champion, 1x Women’s Champion (lol), 1x Federweight Champion, 1x Heavymetalweight Champion, 5x Tag Team Champion
(w/ Aidan Collins, Roxy Nova, Mia Sanchez, Big Shank, Drew Archyle/Robert Main)

XWF Hall of Legends
#4 on XWFs “Top 50” List
2009 Rookie of the Year
2009 Face of the Year
2010 Heel of the Year
8x Star of the Month
2x Star of the Year (2009/‘10)
2x Feud of the Year (2010/‘11 w/ Big Shank)
2017 High Stakes Winner
Former Owner
Lots of other random shit