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Wednesday Night Warfare will be Scully's first match since losing to Robbie Bourbon a couple of months back. Sure, he attended Leap Of Faith, Scully was lucky enough to be invited for tea with the Queen, but this will be his first competitive contest. And what an opportunity he has. A shot at the XWF Hart Championship and his opponent, the current, reigning, defending XWF Hart Champion, Tony Santos.


Warfare will take place in Limerick, Ireland. The Warfare tour continues and Scully is no stranger to Ireland. He has a large number of relatives in Galway. Which indeed is only a whole 1 hour and 15 minute drive from Limerick, the third largest city, which was founded by the Vikings in 812. Limerick is one of Ireland’s oldest cities, with a Charter of Incorporation older than that of London’s, dating back to 1197! Former US President, John F. Kennedy’s great-grandfather, Thomas Fitzgerald (the man who gave them the ‘F’ in their name), hails from the town of Bruff in east Co. Limerick! 


Did you know? There are 10 places in the USA called Limerick: Limerick, Georgia, Limerick, Illinois, Limerick, Louisville, Limerick, Maine, Limerick, Mississippi, Limerick, New York, Limerick, Ohio, Limerick, South Carolina, Limerick Township, Pennsylvania, and New Limerick, Maine! 


Warfare will take place in the packed UL SPORTS STADIUM, which is actually called 

"UL Sports Arena" and is located close to the University of Limerick. 


Tuesday 20th August 2019
Shannon Airport 
Limerick, Ireland 


When Scully boarded the plane from Miami, Florida to Limerick, he didn't travel alone. In fact, Scully had brought along Curtista, Alfie and ALL five members of his Flock of Tards; Sloth aka Daniel, Lenny, Tom, Ruth and Charlotte. They had already grabbed their luggage and proceeded to exit the airport. Here, outside of the airport, Scully and the gang, were walking (or being pushed in her wheelchair, in Ruth's case) towards a minibus, obviously to take them to their designated hotel. However, as they approached the minibus, a dwarf with a ginger beard and a bald head, wearing a green jumper and looking pretty much like your typical "Leprechaun" walked on by..


Straight away, the commotion had started as Lenny ran behind the Dwarf and immediately started hitting him. The small man, began to fight back as the two men scuffled. Lenny comically picked up the dwarf and started spinning him around on his shoulders. Scully huffed, knowing he'd have to be the one to break it up. The Flock began to shout,


"Get him Lenny.. Go on!"


Of course there was an audience of people watching and it was only a matter of time before airport security got involved too and even the police. Skull tried grabbing Lenny who now had the little guy in a headlock. Loose shrapnel fell out of the dwarves pocket. Skull grabbed Lenny and pulled him off.. The dwarf was understandably angry as he tried to grab his breath. Scully questioned Lenny,


"What are you doing Lenny?' You can't attack people for no reason!"


Lenny:I waz atticking imm befor EE got meeee!"


"Why would he get you? Apologise please?!"


Lenny:"EE iz da eeval Lepecorn! EE twied ta keel ICE P."


"You mean ICE T?! Lenny, that's just a movie mate. An old one at that. Just because he is small, doesn't mean he is Leprechaun!"


The rest of the Flock was watching in the distance, Curtista and Alfie was looking after them, so to speak. The Dwarf had calmed down now. He opened his mouth to speak in an Irish accent.


Dwarf:"I am NOT an evil Leprechaun. I am just a dwarf, lad."


Lenny:"I amm sowi, mista da-warf. Wat iz ya nam?"


Dwarf:"That's okay. My name is Gerald."


Lenny offers his hand and the two shake hands. Lenny gives Gerald a cuddle. Scully picks up the coins on the floor, passing them to Gerald. 


Gerald:"Thank you.. 

Scully I am a big fan of yours. I can not wait for you to become the NEW XWF Hart Champion!"


"Thanks, that means a lot.

Hey, you can join us if you like. Become a member of the Flock of Tards?"


Geralds expression suddenly changes and he headbutts Scully in the balls… Skull in pain, grasps his grapefruits.


Gerald:"I am not ! I am a dwarf!"


Gerald storms off in anger…. 

The rest of the gang watch on as Gerald walks away and they check if Scully is okay as the scene fades….

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"Hello Tony, nice to hear you, to hear you… Talk absolute shite!


I like a bit of banter, just like the next gobshite. I suppose that's what trash talking is right? A bit of banter. Or is just simply you, talking rubbish to your opponent, to get a reaction, to get a response? To say the things you do to try and get me to back off? Put fear in my eyes? For me to doubt myself and my ability in the ring? For me to question myself before we've even met in the ring? Maybe you do it to make yourself feel better about yourself but I'm afraid it won't make your dick any bigger, that thing will always be magnifying!


I know what I'm up against, however it appears you don't. You're already looking passed me, already looking at your next title defense against Ned, which believe it or not, is simply…. ! Never underestimate the Skull!


Scully isn't in the Main Event of Warfare just to hand you another successful title defense. No! I'm there to test your limits. Not the limits you test when you're drowning your next shot. We already know you're a drunk, who is over the limit pretty much all the time, da da da day. Blah. Blah. Blah. What I see is not just an alcoholic but an attention seeking little bitch! I like a drink now and again, whoopty doo dar. So if you're expecting me to talk continually about that drunken subject, you're wrong. I've already wasted enough time on it as it is. Wasted, get it. Like you! But seriously, you smelling like an off licence or liquor store as they refer it too in America, doesn't bother me at all. Hell, we're in fucking Ireland, so make sure you have a pint of Guinness, if you can hack it!

Did you know? That Scully actually has Irish heritage? The Irish surname 'Scully' is the Anglicized form of the Old Gaelic name O'Scolaidhe.This name ultimately derived from an Old Irish meaning, literally, "a student". So if I am the student, does that make you the teacher? I knew as I soon as stated my names origin, you'd pipe up and tell me how you're my teacher. I don't think you could teach my Flock member Lenny, how to have a good wank! Plenty of the Scully family from Galway will be travelling to Limerick to watch me kick your ass! The luck of the Irish!

Although, I should be more weary right? I mean you refer to yourself as a machine? Wow, I am really fucking shivering with fear. A machine hey? Did you know machines can break? Or do in most cases. I guess I am going to have to BREAK YOU!

The odds are.. Santos to Win. Scully is the underdog again. Just the way I like it. I am in the Main Event to hurt you, to surprise you, to make you realise that beating Scully isn't going to be easy. In fact, you've already claimed that it will be a quick victory, well I have news for you, Tony.. I'm not the one with premature ejaculation, you are! 

You question my disappearance after losing to Robbie Bourbon? My whole two month's away from the XWF? I attended Leap of Faith, thank you. I had tea with the Queen, did you? Riff raff ain't allowed in Buckingham Palace, pal. I guess you've also forgotten how long you wasn't around for? I mean you're on and off like a lightbulb and guaranteed when I beat you, you'll disappear again!

I confess I am not as active as I should or could be but maybe, just maybe, Scully defeating Tony Santos and becoming the NEW XWF Hart Champion, is just what's needed. I will have to be a fighting champion, just like you have been. I'd have to defend it week in, week out. I'd most certainly have to up my game, for sure. I may be giving you some deserved compliments but it doesn't mean I am going to suck you off! In fact, you know what I feel like doing? Slapping you around the ring in front of ALL the Flock. You know what else I feel like doing, no let me rephrase that, I am going to do it. I am going to beat you in the middle of the ring and become the NEW XWF Hart Champion! Then you know what else I am going to do? I am going to defend it against Ned on the next Warfare, that's correct. I am to change the match because I fancy a change of Hart! 


I've never held the XWF Hart Championship. But  let me give you a history lesson, considering you want to bring up the past and try to verbally use it to your advantage, you need to realise something which is VERY obvious. At Wargames, I was on the winning team regardless of being eliminated. It doesn't state in the record books that I was eliminated by Madison Dyson does it? It doesn't state that I eliminated Boston Bruiser, whatever, a team member of yours, does it?! It also doesn't seem to tell you, that you eliminated two members on Team Blackwater including the Captain?! And even it did say any of that, who really cares?! And you know what tops it all off? For you to lose for your team! Yeah that's correct, ultimately you were the REAL loser of the night, being pinned by Lux and costing your team the big W! HAHAHAHAHAHA. 


You know what else? At Wargames it clearly states that I, Scully was on the WINNING Team! Whether I clinched on to my other team members glory is irrelevant, even though I clearly didn't and played my part in that said match. You see you went for glory ALL by yourself and you simply… Failed! That's not how Teamwork, works, funnily enough. So what I suggest is you stop crying about it like a bitch and get over it! You lost, take the L on the chin, you put in a valiant effort but you LOST. Just like to your disbelief, when you lose the XWF Hart Championship… To Scully! 


You question Scully's career like it's dead? Like you said, I'm just here to take part. Wrong! I am going to prove you wrong on Warfare and ALL the doubters, again! I admire your confidence, I really do, but what are you going to do when your confidence is ripped from your soul after I beat you?!


All them years in the XWF and it's the last few months you've finally lived up to your potential after all these years? And I'm proud of you, my little sausage. You joined the XWF in 2013 and I joined back in 2014.  You've held the T.V title? I admittedly haven't. However, I've won the XWF Tag-Team Championships on three occasions, have you? No? No one wants to team with you? I don't blame them really cuz you're a Cunt! Let me guess? You're going to claim I was carried to those victories? Save it! So predictable, it's embarrassing.


We've both held the XWF Xtreme Championship on just the one occasion and the real question is have you EVER held the XWF Universal Championship? Have you? No, you haven't. I have! I beat Gilly and Unknown Soldier in the same match after winning a gauntlet. You know they're like bum chums right? That's like a handicap match and I beat them both. I then defeated Vinnie Lane. The owner of the Xtreme Wrestling Federation. Have you ever beat Loverboy? I have a perfect record against him in fact. Zero losses. Nil. I was the one who finally ended his reign as the main Champion, the man who beat all comers. I shocked everyone on that night to become the Uni Champ and I plan on shocking the world again on Warfare! 


You see I have beaten plenty of established names and I have lost to names too. I think I'll add your name to that list… The winning one course! By the way, there is no need to pick on my Flock! Accuse me of bullying them when you're the one insulting them. Don't want to be a member of the Flock of Tards, hey? They're too good for you anyway!


Da End, Scully Has spoken!"