Bored…..

Bored….

So very bored….

I wake up each morning with a smile on my face, just thinking “Today is the day!” I take a quick shower, when I’m done I have a breakfast of champions mimosa. Then I just wait.

And Wait….

And Silence.

It’s really bothersome. No one wants to step up? I guess I should just feel honored that no one has the balls to step up to the plate, but I wanted to have fun god dammit! You all took that away from me. Here’s what I’m going to do….

If any two people respond to me, today within the next 8 hours…. I’ll let them duke it out for this trinket. For this Cum stain on the resume. There are you all happy? Just know that if no one answers my call, I will open the floodgates and just randomly pick off the roster one by one, from KK all the way to Main.

The bad guy won’t fight it out. Hell I just wanted some action….. Guess I’ll just have to show up Wednesday and find some.

Well there you have it, this title is yours for the taking. Just make sure you don’t aim at the Doc, because I will make a house call.

Enjoy.

Fuzz graciously awaits two people to fight for this title

@Mini Morbid

G-rated XWF megastar.

MINI MORBID IS EJECTED FROM THE MOUTH OF A LIVE VOLVCANA AND LANDS ON FUZZ!

Oh, hello.

He reaches down to help Fuzz up, but Mini then looks around and realizes are others are watching him!!!

WAIT!!!! YOU MUST BE THE SPAWN OF ONE WITH TAILLESS SPERMATOZOA!!!! What defecation fell from the skies and blessed you with the Federweight Championship, the title named after MINI MORBID('s favorite wrestler) ?????? THIS SHALL NOT STAND!!!! Why would a chest as hairless as thine droop so saggily over the FEDER VISAGE???? Surely, you are a chemically castrated EUNUCH if you believe this to be acceptable! Arriba! Feel the wrath of a THOUSAND GENERATIONS OF MINI!!!!!


Mini Morbid grabs Centurion by the strings of his Nike Air Monarch IVs and pins him!!!!!

wow what a fucking can’t even defend his title

G-rated XWF megastar.

I uh... I'm confused?

I think this makes Mini Morbid the champion?

Yeah. Yeah, totally. Okay!

Winner and NEW Federweight Champion - Mini Morbid!