&list=PLVBFyKKdU6Fg-wl0BoPZqGf32LZU17MpA&index=71, play while reading


(A figure comes from around the corner dressed in a black silk pleated mini skirt, a purple spaghetti strap tank top and (for some odd reason) black wrestling boots. She has on a black trenchcoat and a black and white fedora hat. She sees both Joe and Kuda staring eye to eye in the hallway. She stands in between them (like in a circle and watches both of them while they trash talk back and forth for a while. Suddenly both of them stop what they are doing and look at her.)

Woman: As much as I stand here and enjoy this, because let's face it, who doesn't enjoy two big burly men trash talking each other, I hate to say this but both of you will fail. I am Vespertine and I am the Pretty Little Poison and neither of you compares to me. I've been everywhere in the world, taken names, kicked ass, chewed some bubble gum and obtained belts aplenty. And now, whatever you may think: the Federweight Belt is mine.

(She walks away suddenly the belt appears over her shoulder. She stops and looks back at them under her fedora.)

V: Gentlemen, you just felt Death... by.... Diva!

Hmmmm... not really a pin, but definitely a statement!

OOops yes you're right.

(Suddenly she whirls into motion and while they watch, she drops the belt and attempts a step up enzigurai on Joe and before Kuda realizes what is happening, she kips up and gives him a straight round house kick to the head. Then as Joe is getting up, she runs towards the wall, runs up it, then attempts a whisper in the wind, hitting him square in the noggin. She goes to cover him and ironically there is a referee on hand. He gets into position.

1....


2....

Kick out?

”Yes, I’m sure you’ve been all around the world and blah blah blah, you look like you’ve been ridden hard and put away wet. If you think this feeble ass attempt at taking the belt is gonna work, I’ve got a fucking bridge to sell you.”

Kuda has successfully gotten his beefy big boy shoulder off the ground! Good job, scary tribal warrior man!

Still Federweight Champion - Kuda