"WHOA! I'm alive again! That was wicked, dude. I saw my grandparents, and a bright light, and there was NO SCAT anywhere! It was definitely heaven, dude. Not a single Ghost Tank as far as the eye could see. Every pizza had pepperoni AND bacon, and it was the good kind of stuffed crust, too!

Anyway, need to knock a little rust off. Why is Dillinger here again? Didn't he, like, die after someone beat him? I distinctly remember him making an appointment for a meeting with me in my sweet corner office upstairs all pissy and moany about getting his butt kicked, but then he just went home and cried. Now he's here with his admittedly sweet haircut holding a prestigious title like the Federweight? Who let this happen? Where's Calypso? Where's Mini Morbid? Is he still Robbie Bourbon's indentured servant?

Whatever I guess."


Vinnie pins Dillinger because why not.


1.2.

Vinnie counts to three. Repeatedly.

"Where the heck are the referees? They aren't government employees, they still get paid... oh well."

New Federweight Champion - Me

(Drezdin boots the boss in the face out cold )

NOW BE MY BITCH ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!

Rude dude!

glad u won a worthless belt there vincent

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion