TheBigKahuna
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10-05-2017, 12:26 AM
A small group of reporters are gathered outside a small hotel in Hollywood, California. Dustin Diamondberg walks out of the hotel lobby, up to a makeshift podium. Some police are behind him as he approaches the podium.
Dustin Diamondberg: Thank you for..being here today...It is with a very heavy heart that I have to share this news with you...The Big Kahuna took his own life early Sunday morning after his job to Sinclair. His body was identified today...with funeral services scheduled in his hometown of Monterey, California this Saturday. In lieu of flowers, please all just put your heads directly up your asses instead.
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Vincent Lane
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10-05-2017, 04:07 AM
Figures.
Hey,as long as his corpse still wrestles at Leap of Faith, no problem! I mean, he can JOB dead just as easy as he did alive, right?
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TheBigKahuna
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10-05-2017, 05:23 AM
DD: It was a worthless match when he was alive, and It's still worthless now. No gimmick you work in makes it any better. But whatever gets your dick hard.
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Vincent Lane
Rock n' Rolling XWF Owner and Megastar
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10-05-2017, 06:16 AM
Can you imagine the career boost that being the first ever dead body to win a title would be?
We can totally Weekend At Bernie's this.
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