The cameras clicked and cell phones buzzed. Universal Studios was alive with summer tourism, but also with fans who were packing in for Saturday Night Savage---the premiere XWF program.
Jenny was walking through the park, on the XWF's designated red carpet, during a promo shoot for the big Savage event coming this Saturday.
Jenny Myst, wearing just a V-Neck and short shorts, walked down the carpet as the camera's continued to buzz.
When she got to the main Universal Studio's sign, where the official "photo shoot" was due to take place, XWF reporter Steve Sayors was there. Steve and Jenny had quite the history. Last time she saw him, she kicked him in the nuts and sprayed mace in his face. She understood why he was hesitant to approach her.
There were camera's from seemingly every media outlet there. TMZ, NBC, ABC, CBS, MTV, XWF, SMASH-TV, you name it, they were there. But why? Well, it's simple, they were there to see the most must-see TV Title candidate XWF has had since.....well, ever.
"Jenny! Jen! Jenny Myst!" All of them were yelling, trying to get the blonde bombshell's attention. They all wanted her to turn towards them so they could get the shot they needed. Just one look, dead on at that face, and they careers could be fulfilled.
She got to the podium, and pointed towards Steve Sayors. With an eye bat and a hair flip, she gave the "come here" finger movement with a smile.
He approached slowly, never knowing what to expect from the Diva of the Damned.
Steve approached with a microphone. She giggled a bit to herself.
"Steve goes first. XWF get's precident boys. Steve, do you have anything for me?"
He was still a bit hesitant, but after about 5 seconds he brought the mic to his mouth.
"Jenny.....you have a Television Title shot this week on Savage. Just wanted to get your thoughts on arguably the biggest match of your career coming up in just a few short days."
She laughed again to herself.
"Steve, I chose you first. I expected better out of you. I mean, what do you think I am going to say? What do you think my thoughts are? You're looking at the XWF's newest Television Champion, and the hottest one they've ever had. That is for damn sure."
"Many people think you don't deserve this shot. I mean, you haven't exactly been on a winning streak."
Another laugh to herself, a hair flip and an eye roll.
"Steve.....this opportunity is perfect for me. Anyone who thinks differently, well, they can kiss my cute ass. I have said it before and I will say it again.....I am not the most experienced in the ring. I know this. But I am learning, and I am getting better every single week. This opportunity will give me a chance to fight for my honor, and for my belt, every single week. I will be the most dominant female on this roster, and this could be the opportunity I need to get myself where I need to be in the squared circle."
Steve nods.
"Okay and last one.....your opponents this week..... Neville Sinclair has looked impressive and Jack Cain is a machine......what is your game plan?"
She rolls her eyes, and smiles the sort of smile you'd give to a small child who asked a dumb question or a kid who tried his hardest to complete the puzzle but missed the easiest piece.
"Steve, oh Steve. I couldn't tell you that. That wouldn't be good for business, would it? Not only would it be stupid for me to do that, but it would be stupid for me answer because I don't have a game plan. I'd only be lying to you. I learned that from Chris. I get inside that ring and I do what I need to do. Plain and simple. I get in that ring and I survive. Neville is smart, and ruthless, but he isn't unstoppable. And Jack Cain....I took him to the limit in that Savage Battle Royal a few weeks back. I almost won the damn thing. I still have back problems from that bear hug, and he is right he almost did 'break me in half.' But I can't let that get to me. I have the speed advantage, and quite frankly I am smarter than he is. Don't let the blonde hair fool you. Jack Cain is keeping that belt warm for this perfect waist. When the bell rings, and that troll Tig O' Bitties announces my name as the newest XWF Television Champion, you will all know that a new era has begun. The era of perfection."
She smiles, and looks towards the other camera flashes.
"Jenny....I--"
He was cut off by the blonde bombshell.
"You said that was the final question, Steve. These other men have come here to talk to the hottest woman in the business, so let them earn their paychecks."
Steve stepped back and was immediately overtaken by a man with a big camera with a microphone attached. The camera had NBC on the side of it.
Stepping in front of the camera was a well dressed, and Jenny had to be honest, kind of cute, man with spikey hair and a freshly shaven face.
"Ms. Myst.....Chad Edwards, NBC. I must admit, you certainly are a looker, even after your brutal match with Roxy at the Pay Per View. But Cain has been known to disfigure people.....are you concerned about facing two brutal opponents in three weeks?"
She turns towards Steve. "See, THAT is a real question."She smiles, and looks back at the NBC reporter.
"I do what I need to do. I have been a topic of discussion recently by mildly altering my appearance to be more suitable for a career wrestling AND managing, instead of just managing. I mean, this is how I look at it---the TV Title should be exactly that. Television worthy. Just like the Universal Champion is the "best" in the business and the X-Treme Champion is the most ruthless and vile.....the Hart Champion....well, I am not sure their purpose.......but the TV Title should be held by someone that TV needs. Look at the champion list since Dolly held the belt. Michael McBride held it for less than a month. Then, Thomas Nixon, the greasy haired Wall Street wanna be had his little run. Since then......I am not even sure what species the champions have been."
The NBC reporter looked a bit perplexed."Species, Jen?"
"Jim Caedus. Maybe on the cable access channels down there in Tupelo, Mississippi he was a good "television" commodity, but this panhandler lookin prick was not suitable hogging air waves for as long as he did. Then, Mr. Tidbits, or "The Monster of the Htaed" as he called himself. This clown is more suited for a B level horror flick they show on Destination America at 3 am than being the face of the XWF's top program. Then Danny Imperial? Face paint, no face paint, face paint, no facepaint. His nappy hair and bulldog face was a disgrace to this belt. Then Thomas Nixon won it again and we had to look at his cheap suits and his shiney hair system.........and that brings us to Jack Cain. Frankenstein himself. The monster among men. XWF has been wanting to boost ratings, and THIS is the guy they flaunt around as their media related champion? No wonder the Oxygen Network is winning in the ratings........people would rather look at Oprah's fat ass than this circus freak."
"This guy I guess fits if they want to embrace the X in XWF.....but since we are here in Hollywood Studios in the city of beautiful people........they XWF needs a beautiful champion. And that beautiful champion would be yours truly."
The NBC reporter stepped off. She looked around, to see if anyone had any more questions.
Stepping up was SMASH-TV. Here we go.
"Hell yeah! Jenny Myst! Great to talk to ya! Joshua Safran here, you may know me as the producer of Gossip Girl. We think you'd be a perfect fit as a spokes woman for SMASH!"
Jenny smiles the kind of smile you give when someone who repulses you asks you to prom but you don't want to be a total bitch and try to let them down lightly.
"Well....I appreciate that. I guess internet based TV is technically "TV." But I am not going to be the "Netflix Champion", I am going to be the "Television Champion." I don't want to be a champion where you need a certain overpriced cable package to see me.....I want everyone to get a look at this perfect body." She kept smiling that "get out of my face because I can't keep this charade up much longer" smile."Maybe you should talk to Neville. He has a cool accent, and drinks Scotch. Those people do great on niche TV......they talk funny and you can't help but feel bad for them. He is an interesting character......he drinks Scotch, but is from Oxford, England. Doesn't he realize Scotch is Scottish? Don't those two kinda hate each other? I've seen Bravehart.....hated it.....but I learned at least a little something!"
The man looked like he didn't know what to say.
"And Gossip Girl sucked!"
She turned and looked towards the rest of the cameras."Anyone else?"
TMZ stepped up.
"Speaking of gossip."
She didn't allow TMZ to even ask a question.
She snatched Steve Sayors microphone and stepped to the middle of the carpet.
"At the end of the day, I am a wrestler. I am listed on the roster as a competitor, so that is what I will be. Part of that job is cutting promos, and that is what you all came here to hear, so that is what I will do. You are all going to ask the same stupid ass questions anyway. So let me just say this...."
She clears her throat, and even looks good doing that.
"NOBODY, and I mean NOBODY, is expecting me to win this match. NOBODY is giving little old me the benefit of the doubt. Jack Cain is a hell of a competitor and a physical freak, but I truly feel like I have his number. I almost had him in the battle royal, and I know now what I have to do. Sure, getting him over the top rope may seem easier than pinning him, but I have never backed down from a challenge. I knew that women fought men here when I signed up. I knew that this wasn't going to be easy when I decided I wanted to fight on this roster. I know that Neville Sinclair and Jack Cain are tough challenges......but this is my time. It is my time to shine. My time to reign supreme. This is my time to show the world that I am a lot more than just a pretty face. It is time to show that Jenny Myst isn't a bitch to be fucked with....pardon my language. I am sure you people can edit that out. When I take on Sean Connery and Dr. Frankenstein on Savage I am going to show the world that perfection comes in many colors..........but in Los Angeles it comes in Pink.
Pink, with a speck of gold.
It is about time that the XWF had a Television Champion that people actually want to see. It is about time that the XWF has a champion that the crowd can relate to. Who can relate to Neville Sinclair? He is like the serious character in a Monty Python movie. You know nobody likes the serious ones. They are always the ones who end up with a pie in the face. Neville would be LUCKY to get this pie in his face.........
And Jack Cain? Who can relate to that big freak? Maybe car crash victims. "Hey! He looks just like us!". I have seen cancer patients with advanced stage melenoma that look better than Jack Cain. I have seen half eaten plates of sheppards pie that look better than Neville Sincair.
It is about time the XWF has a champion they can market. It is about time they have a TV champion they can flaunt. Dolly was supposed to be a symbol of hope for women on this roster, but she was just a failed experiement. Being someone who has been here for the entire Dolly Waters saga, I know what she did wrong and what I will do right. I know what I bring to the table that Dolly couldn't. What is that you ask? Well, you will just have to wait and find out. But if Chris taught me anything, it is to expect the unexpected and always have a trick or two up my sleeve. I WILL pin Jack Cain, and I WILL be the new XWF Television Champion. So get your pictures now, because they are going to be worth a whole lot more in a few days. It is about time that a vagina is the face of this company....because the dicks in the Universal Division have gone and blown that all to shit. It is about time that the title division of XWF got a little dose of Pink.
It's about time........"
Just then Chris walks onto the screen with his new blue CHAOS IS COMING tee and a pair of gym shorts. Blue Nike Air Max sneakers. He has on his white Oakley shades. He has a smoothie in each hand. One pink, one blue. He hands her the pink one.
She sees him and immediately drops the mic, causing a static sound. They lock arms and the XWF's resident power couple struts off the screen.
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