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Crimson Cobra · (05-20-2013)

The sky is a brilliant blue with rolling puffy white clouds, birds are flying peacefully around the air as they please. The warm summer sun is beating down and warming the ground that Crimson Cobra is stepping on. Everything seems to be ok, the world is at peace and there is nothing haunting Crimson’s dreams.

When we last left off Cobra was being attacked by his father but was rescued by the demon impersonating his father. The demon came to show that he was the only one that could attack Dakota yet his father said otherwise. But now Cobra is out in the open, a sunny day is upon him, and it is as if there was never a single problem in his life.

With nothing haunting his dreams he has only one goal, it will be impossible to stop him from reaching his single goal. He overcame his father, or so we are set to believe from him following the smoke that was left behind when the demon attacked. He has overcome all of Paul Heyman’s self-proclaimed unwinnable situations. Crimson Cobra is on top of his game and there isn’t going to be anything or anyone slowing his momentum anytime soon.

It is unknown where we are as we watch Crimson Cobra walking a dirt trail. He is holding some sort of white box that has an official looking sticker on it. The box is small, fitting in the comforts of both of the man’s hands, he is only holding it with a single hand though tucking it along his side as he uses the other hand to balance himself when needed.

Cobra makes his way to the top of a mountain just moments after we begin watching him and he sits down to take a quick break on top of a rock. He sets the box aside and stairs at it, his eyes not angry nor happy, not sad nor excited. He seems to be at peace with himself for once, as if for once in his life there are not problems.

Cobra reaches down opening the box to unveil an urn. The shining silver urn reflects the sunlight brilliantly. There is no name, engraving, or initials on the urn so we are unsure whose ashes Dakota Cobb has been carrying this whole time but he lifts them into his arms as he looks over the majestic mountain view.

Birds, still flying, animals all roaming the earth, the trees are a light green color and the brown of the wood matching the dirt on the ground. The mountains in the distance look even more majestic then the one that Cobra has reached the peak of. The view makes an obvious statement as to why someone would wish for their ashes to be spread here. Cobra opens the lid and holds the urn high over his head. He begins to dump the ashes out and the wind takes them flinging them along the mountain side as well as carrying some out flying over the ground below.

Cobra turns and begins to speak as if there were people behind him watching.

Crimson Cobra

“Today we remember Kimberly Francis Cobb as more than just a loving wife, but also a beautiful person, and amazing mother. This woman…. My mom was more incredible in the few years I got to spend with her then most women will ever be in their entire life’s. Let’s take the death wishing, pain inducing, whore of a women Ann Thraxx.

Ann Thraxx, a disease ridden creature that has only just crawled out of the clutches of CM Punk’s disciples. She and Punk had a thing, now they don’t just like every other guy who realized what kind of women they were dealing with. No one would ever want to be seen with that after realizing the truth.

She is the complete opposite of the women we are praising here today, Kimberly was a saint among the living and shall continue to do god’s work as she has passed.

Ann Thraxx would rather be known as a Satan worshiper before she would be thought of as a helper of the lord in any way. Thraxx is one of the three contestants in Monday Madness’s main event next week, and it wouldn’t be hard to say she isn’t going to be the one winning the match.

With my current streak of crushing Paul Heyman’s so called unwinnable situations there is no reason that even with a former boyfriend reffing the match that I won’t be able to beat this girl. But let us talk about the man who still seems to want a little bit of crazy in his life.

CM Punk, you seemed to be a man of god right? You have you own group of disciples…or are you still trying to recruit them by losing matches to them? Last time I looked losing to people wasn’t exactly the way people were conned into following a false leader. But at the very least CM Punk won’t have to be the one taking a loss at the hands of the snake.

That would be a shocker to him and all of his disciples. Shocker… another great joke being placed on the face of XWF. The best part of this joke is that this man made it to a main event match! The guy who hasn’t shown his face around Madness since I kicked the shit out of the Senator and got screwed over. Even worse, he lost that match when it was a two on one handicap match!

Usually I am up all night thinking of how my next match will go, how I will do what to which opponent. But this match, I have lost no sleep over it. I don’t need to worry about Ann because she will be too concerned with her breast size and make up to make sure to keep CM Punk’s attention and if anyone in this company said they were afraid of Shocker it better be a damn joke because the only shocker here would be if this guy could pull off a win!

Well no that I have effectively stopped talking about the amazing mother that I had many years ago and gone on a full on Madness talk, let’s keep it going.

May your soul rest in peace mother…. I love you.

Back to business…

This Madness will be the last one before High Stakes, the last night I get to preform and show Paul Heyman that putting me in this match was a mistake. Placing me against such simple minded beings may cause for them to be destroyed. Here… I’ll help you think of it like we should be.

Think of a real opponent, say my High Stakes opponents the tag team champions Mister Mystery and Peter Gilmour, think of them as a wooden steak. The wooden steak is hard, its used to hold things down, and currently they are holding down the Championships like real men. But eventually a Cobra has to come along and ruin the plans. The steak is uprooted and whatever it was holding down is now gone. This takes a good amount of work for the cobra, leaves it tired but still hungry. Now we revert back to this week’s show, this week’s Madness, Ann Thraxx and Shocker, two names that I haven’t heard of until I was sent back to do undercard matches for skipping out on the main event. Ann Thraxx and Shocker, hell let’s even add CM Punk to the mix think of these people as a rodent, an ugly, discussing, disease ridden, filthy creature. There is only one reason for these hideous creatures to be placed on the planet.

The food chain needs to stay in balance, Ann Thraxx, Shocker, you two are about to be devoured.”

Cobra begins to walk off into the distance, he slowly disappears behind the foliage and the camera pans up into the sun before cutting to a commercial.

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