When last we left our hero, he had finally made it to the home of King™ Theo Pryce! A job he had accepted, lead him to this moment, a moment he both anticipated and a despised at the same time. Cadryn was uneasy about leaving his beautiful wife Natalie once again, but sometimes, you must sacrifice to prosper, and that is exactly what Cadryn is doing.

A party.

A party that Theo specifically invited Cadryn to, it has to have some type of hidden meaning, right? I mean on the surface, it’s a business deal that benefits both men, and Theo Pryce is the ultimate business man. But to Cadryn, it’s once again an opportunity to prove himself to The Kings™, to prove that he is every bit as talented as they are, and that money can’t buy you everything. As the door to the guest bedroom opens, Cadryns stomach begins to feel nauseous. As the remainder of The Kings™ trickle through the doorway and into the room, Cadryn begins to panic. The voice of a single King™, the only sound Cadryn hears over the loud thumping of his anxious heart...

”Hello, friend.”

“I’d like to think at that moment, the look on my face was similar to the look a teenager gets when he sees his first slit up close and personal. A look of excitement, mixed with a look of fear. Or at least, I hope I didn’t look too happy, not after what happened next..”

Cadryn can’t seem to catch his breath. The Kings™ have arrived, and Cadryn is right in the middle of them. Cadryn lets out a moan, reminiscent of an autistic boy who discovered ejaculation for the first time, and begins peeing…

...all over Theo’s carpet..

”Are you fucking kidding me right now?”

”Theo, I’m so sorry. I’ll pay for it, I just get excited sometimes and pee.."

”Please tell me this is some sick dedication to your craft, and this is all part of your plan to entertain us?”

Just as Cadryn raises his hand to answer, King Madison pulls out his 11 inch, non-erect penis, and begins pissing in a spot on the carpet next to Cadryn’s.

”What? It looked like fun..”

Cadryn does his best to fight back the fear, before replying ever so softly.

”You’re...correct, sir. This has all been a part of the show. We both know I can’t afford to replace this rug, I’m poor!”

Cadryn begins dancing a jig around the four men, in the hopes of lightening the mood.

Well, gentlemen, this is something you don’t see everyday.

King D’ville reaches into his jacket pocket and pulls out a cigar and lighter. King D’ville strikes the flint on his lighter and begins puffing away at the stogie, filling the room with thick clouds of smoke.

Meanwhile King Samuels has a perplexed look on his face. He removes his jacket and drapes it across the back of the chair located next to King D’ville. As he begins to settle in and continue to observe the events unfolding, he reaches to the bar behind him and grabs a large bottle of Hennessy, and two glasses. King Samuels pops the cap off the unopened bottle and proceeds to pour the golden brown elixir into the two glasses he pulled from the bar. He carefully hands one of the glasses to King D’ville and keeps the other for himself. He takes a drink from his glass before sitting down in the chair he claimed for himself.

”I’d like to say that this is the quality entertainment that Theo promised us. But if I wanted to see Maddy pissing on the floor and Tiberius shitting himself out of fear, I could have done that from home. Not some place in the middle of nowhere, Wyoming.”

Cadryn begins to slow himself before coming to a stop in front of the The Kings™ once more. Intimidated doesn’t begin to explain how Cadryn feels standing in the same room as these four men of royalty. Anxious, and awkward, Cadryn begins to speak aloud, addressing all four men simultaneously.

”I’m gonna be honest, y’all, I ain’t been this nervous since I asked my wife to marry me..”

King Theo and King Madison take their respective seats alongside the other Kings™

”Oh, I'm sorry. Did I ask you to speak? You speak when spoken to. NOW DANCE!”

Cadryn, more scared than he's ever been in his life, begins to pee once more..

”My friend, I would suggest that you control your child like bladder. It isn't often we let someone of your stature bask in our presence.”

King D'Ville smiles at Cadryn and takes a sip of his drink. As the Cigar burns closer to his hand, he takes one last puff, snubs it out in an old ashtray, and pitches it into the garbage can under the bar.

Suddenly, the door to the room opens, and in walks a beautiful young blonde. Sky blue eyes that could engulf your soul, much like the Ocean, you find yourself drowning in them. A body sculpted by the God's themselves, curves like the roads through Appalachia. The young Goddess carries a tray, the tray consists of a stack of small glass drinking glasses, and a variety of smaller bottles of liquor. She sits the tray down on the bar, and approaches Theo joyfully.

”Hey babe, I figured you guys could use a drink!”



Brianna Pryce. Known only as Bri to her husband and best friend, Theo Pryce.

Theo smiles and grabs her by the waist, pulling her in close.

”Come on, girl. You know damn well I can always use a drink.”

Theo slaps her on the ass playfully. Bri laughs and turns a dark shade of red, embarrassed by the loving gesture bestowed upon her by her husband. Bri hands Theo a glass and begins to pour. Just as she does, King Madison does the unthinkable and knocks the entire tray out of her hands! Bri let's out a shrieking​ scream as the tray, glasses, and bottles of liquor go flying around the room.

”YOU SON OF A BITCH, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU GOT MARRIED, WHY DIDN'T I GET AN INVITE?”

Theo obviously angered by the entirety of the situation looks at Maddy with a look of resentment.

”Did you ever think it was because you do shit like that, idiot?! Or maybe it's because you randomly piss on my fucking carpet like the mentally challenged jester, you tell me, Maddy.”

Cadryn doesn't know what to do. He begins hyperventilating and suddenly..

*POOF*

Cadryn vanishes from sight! The Kings™ and Bri all stop what they are doing and begin looking to one another for answers. As calm and collected as one can be through a situation such as this, King D’Ville chimes in.

”Gentlemen, you've scared away young Cadryn. He has traveled to who knows where. It's probably best that we find the boy before he hurts himself.”

Just as King D’ville finishes his sentence…

*POOF*

Cadryn reappears clutching an ice cream cone in one hand, and a pair of Bri Pryces panties in the other. Theo, obviously recognizing the underwear, raises an eyebrow at Cadryn, who accidentally licks the underwear instead of the ice cream cone. Cadryn’s eyes get as wide as they can possibly get once he realizes he didn’t taste ice cream..

”What. The. Fuck..”

Cadryn starts to whimper slightly, before attempting to come to his own defense..

”Um, so that was a total accident. Let’s not tell my wife, she wouldn’t like the fact that I licked some other woman’s underwear. It kind of taste like pineapple, is that normal?”

The rest of The Kings™ began to laugh out loud at the events that have just transpired. Theo, on the other hand, doesn’t seem to be amused.

”Do you think you’re comical, scrub? Let me show you something funny, asshole!”

Theo grabs Cadryn by the shirt, clutching it tightly, he draws back with his free arm and sets up to land a massive haymaker on The Essence Of Excellence.

”Stop.”

Theo looks at King D’ville angrily.

”That’s enough. I believe our new friend has learned his lesson, albeit, I doubt he has done any of this on purpose. Like a moth to a flame, he is attracted to anything that shines brighter than himself. You have asked him to provide you with solid entertainment, and he has done just that. You may not like it, but he is only doing the job he was hired to do.”

Theo lets go of Cadryn’s shirt. Cadryn takes a few steps back and begins breathing heavily.

”You’re right, Doc. I let my temper get the best of me, and I apologize.”

Theo extends his hand to Cadryn. As Cadryn extends his own hand, Theo leaps forward quickly striking Cadryn in the testicles with enough force to bring down an elephant. Cadryn falls to the ground, clutching his dink and making high pitched cry sounds as loud as he possibly can.

”Well, in retrospect, he probably deserved that little bit of misfortune.”

The Kings™ began talking amongst themselves as Bri begins cleaning up the mess made by King Madison in a moment of fury. As Cadryn rolls around on the floor, he begins to notice a faint, orange glow, coming from the corner of the bar. Without warning, the garbage can, in which King D’ville put his cigar, bursts into flames! Like a man on a mission, Cadryn jumps to his feet, forgetting the severe pain he was in just seconds before, and begins screaming!

”FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! I’LL SAVE YOU THEO!!”

Cadryn, in a burst of speed, lunges across the room, and scoops Theo up into his arms! In one deft move, Cadryn leaps across the room! Cadryn lands close to the door, but somehow manages to get his feet tangled, and falls forward! Theo goes flying out of Cadryn’s arms, and Cadryn falls, smacking the side of his head on the corner of the bar, thus rendering himself unconscious. As The Kings™ scramble to extinguish the flames, Theo manages to get to his feet.

With Cadryn unconscious and part of the room on fire...

The scene fades to black..

(Cadryn, unconscious, and unaware, enters some sort of dream state. His deepest thoughts, on display for the world.)

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Sometimes…

I feel like I don’t even know who I am, anymore. It’s always fun to play dress up, Gravy and I used to play dress up all the time. His wife never seemed to like me much, I’ll never understand why. Gravy is my best friend, and there is nothing in this world that can change that. We’re going to be together forever. The Fruity Devils, the best team in the XWF. Here’s hoping that we both get randomly selected to be on the same team next round. It’s a shame that I got eliminated in the first round of Lethal Lottery. Killjoy is a douche, but it is what it is. I was wildcarded back in as of the 2nd round, and now I’m just waiting to see who my partner is. As I said, if there was a God, if there was a reason to believe, I would totally believe just to increase my chances of being teamed with Gravy. I still carry his trading card with me, and when I get lonely, or when I need a pick me up, I pull it out and caress it. My best friend, my one and only…

Gravy..

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The faint sound of a smoke alarm can be heard in the distance. The sound begins to get closer with every beep..

A familiar voice..

“Get up..”

It fades…

“Get up..”

It fades once more...

“I SAID GET UP YOU IDIOT!”

Cadryn’s eyes fly open as if they were scheduled to open at that exact second, at that exact moment in time.

”I swear to God, if you’re dead, I’m going to be so pissed. I told you not to die, we had more parties to attend!”

Theo being his normal, abrasive self, pulls Cadryn to his feet.

”The….The...Theo…?

Wha...what happened?”

Theo, once Cadryn has regained his balance, let’s go of him. Cadryn falls backwards directly into a chair that once contained another King™

”Well, first of all, you’re an idiot. Second of all, I saved your stupid ass from having your face fried like bacon. There was a pussified fire in the trash can, and like some kind of goddamn Bruce Banner/Clark Kent cunt, you decided to try and “save” me from the fire. Which resulted in you ultimately failing and falling face first into the bar. You’ve been unconscious for the past 20 minutes, we figured you were dead.”

Cadryn can’t believe what he is hearing. His head throbbing, his heart racing, he begins to try and piece together the situation in it’s entirety.

”I am so sorry, Theo. I truly am! I never meant for any of this to happen, I promise you that, man!”

Theo puts a hand on Cadryn’s shoulder.

”Luckily for you, it was goddamn hilarious. That’s the kind of entertainment I want at every party. Albeit, without catching any part of any of my houses on fire, but that wasn’t your fault. Besides, Maddy being an asshole to Bri was what ruined this party to begin with. If anything, you saved it. Well done..Uh, what’s your name again?”

Cadryn struggles to get to his feet, but finally does. Cadryn looks to Theo with a slight smile.

”My name is Cad..”

Theo is quick to interrupt as always..

”I’m just kidding, nobody gives a fuck, Jester.”

And with that, Theo makes his way out of the room. As Cadryn sits back down, he closes his eyes for a moment. His eyes immediately open back up as if he had been startled by something. Yet, everyone had vacated the room, he was alone…

”Having an identity crisis, friend?”

Cadryn frantically looks around the room but once again, sees no one. Cadryn leans back in the chair and closes his eyes once more. Cadryn easily writes it off as a side effect from the potential concussion he suffered during his fall.

”I believe it’s time to see the doctor, pal.”

Cadryn’s eyes quickly open once more.

Nothing in this world could prepare him for what was about to come…

(Continued in “RUIN” By Doctor D’ville)