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Robert "The Omega" Main · (03-29-2017)

Fry Guy: It’s 9 A.M. here in beautiful Sin City. The temperature is a steamy 81 degrees, with overcast skies. Very unusual for us here In Las Vegas. As far as weather goes, today it will be cloudy with a high wind warning lasting most of the day today. So if your outside today be prepared it’s going to be a windy one! Now traffic is running like a peach no issues on any major highways or roads at this hour! Coming up we have a special guest with us for the 9 o’clock hour. He’s a native, growing up right here in Clark County. When we come back we will have XWF wrestler know worldwide Robert “The Omega” Main with us via telephone! Folks don’t go anywhere this is going to be a real treat. We’ll be right back after this commercial break and station identification.

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Fry Guy: Welcome back folks. Now without further Aude! I give to you Robert “The Omega” Main via telephone from PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA! Robert first how are you man? What time is it there?

”Hey Fry Guy! I’m uh doing great. Just trying to adjust to this whole time difference over here. The time here is uh? Something like 9:30 pm. It sucks!

Fry Guy: Wow what a time difference! So what are you getting ready to do over there? Go to bed and try to get adjusted? Sounds like you need some much-needed rest! There can’t be much to do right? There are tons of restrictions in place over there.

”Go to bed are you kidding me? I’m The Omega Fry Guy! I’m going to go and do something. I’m staying in a hotel called The Yangakkdo Hotel. You know this and one other is the only hotels opened to people outside of this country? It’s insane! There are no bars! Nothing to do at night because the people here isn’t allowed to do anything. But there is a silver lining! My hotel has a huge casino, bowling alley, driving range and a bunch of other things including four bars! I’m going to go and drink some whisky. Maybe smoke a cigar if I can get away with it! I don’t want to get locked up man! I got a Championship to win!

Fry Guy: I’d never go there it sounds like it sucks! What is the city like? The people, the food? Just your everyday things? Most of the listeners out there have never been to a place like this!

”No your absolutely right it sucks. I could not live anyplace where I didn’t have the freedom to do what I want when I want. No to mention be what I want to be. The city is actually quite beautiful! There are amazing statues all over the place. The buildings are also a work of art. Looking at them is like stepping into a history book. Plus there are willow trees everywhere man. I don’t know why there are so many. But they are all over the city. As far as the people North Korea is a very conservative country. It’s best not to draw too much attention to yourself while traveling, so you should dress to the expectations of the locals, whom are already antagonistic to any foreigners. The people are very sheltered and quite not saying much because they are ruled. They are not free like in America. It’s a culture shock once you land. Japan was nothing like this! They live in fear over here so it’s really hard to talk to anyone about anything. They are taught from a very young age to hate the western culture and people. Everybody is brought up differently that is what makes the world so great. But at the same time, it’s sad! The food here is meh. So, so! Naengmyeon! Which I’ll have to explain! The dish is served in a cold broth. Naengmyeon is chewy buckwheat noodles in a cold meat-broth topped with a slice of sweet Korean pear. It sucks! I need a steak man! There is no Burger King! It’s looked at as being too western! As far as common everyday items! They can be found for a price in state or government run stores. They control everything over here. I just want to get into the ring get the job done and get the hell out of here. These people threaten to Nuke everyone every day! Whether they are capable of doing so. Who knows? I don’t want to get into the politics of the whole thing. My phone most likely has already been hacked and they are listening in!”

Fry Guy: Wow Robert I’m sorry to hear that! Makes you really appreciate what you have! I really do feel for those people over there. Thank God it’s not me or you! We are free here people! If your listening thank your lucky stars you live in America!

”No your right! Our country right now is going through some amazing things in history. I don’t want to get into politics or anything like that. But if you look around people are rioting in the streets and destroying public and private property! It’s one thing to protest peacefully. It’s your right In America! Here if you did those things. You would get no trial. No anything! They would either throw you in jail or forget about you. Or they would shoot you on the spot and kill you. That’s how it is here! People complain about how bad they have it. Look here and then reevaluate your situation. You need a hospital here? An operation? You die man! People out there in America think that they are entitled to everything, that’s not the case. Your entitled to nothing no one owes you a damn thing in life. You have to go out and do the work! Here you are told where and what kind of work you will do! You refuse! You get locked up or even worse. People in America have it made and are for the most part too stupid to realize it!”

Fry Guy: Folks you need to listen. He is there living it right now. You need to turn and hug your loved ones. Look around at everything that you have! You need to be thankful. Because there are people out there that don’t have anything at all or even worse they are told what to do every single solitary second of the day! Robert real quick before we take a time out here for a second. You’re a Las Vegas guy! I had to get your opinion on something that happened in the NFL. The no fun league! If you haven’t heard the Raiders are leaving and coming here! What’s your thoughts!

”Oh man I love it! We have needed an NFL team forever. Oakland screwed their selves! Back in the day when the Raiders explored other options and it fell through! They came back and they City tripled their rent and said you have no leverage no one else wants you! Just because you think you have an edge now may not be true in the future. They stuck their foot in their mouth and now are paying the price. I feel bad for the loyal fans but hey. They need to look at their city! I’ll be cheering them on for sure. I’ll go to some games! But my heart is with another team. The Cincinnati Bengals! A whole other train wreck I’d rather not get into.”

Fry Guy: Yikes! Folks, we will be right back after this quick break!

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Fry Guy: Okay were back. If you’re just tuning in we are here with XWF’s Robert “The Omega” Main! Now Robert, what is it like wrestling for the biggest wrestling origination in the world today? Can you tell us what makes it so different from the rest?

” Yeah man it’s great! The XWF is the place everyone wants to be if their professional wrestler. It’s the big time for sure! You have all the top talent from all over the globe wrestling here. We actually do have it all. Plus they take care of us really well. Better than I have ever been treated anywhere else in the world and I was treated really well in other places. I guess what makes it different from anything else out there are two different things! One is our product! Look at Warfare and Savage highest rated television shows in their respected time slots. It’s organic and gritty. We have something for every type of fan out there! Secondly, the roster is always changing! The new blood is always flowing through XWF’S veins. That’s what makes it so unique! Any show anywhere you could be introduced to a new guy or gal. Within a few weeks their champion! All the greats come from nothing like everyone else. They start at the bottom! Look at Jim Caedus! Television Champion a few weeks after showing up! He will one day be a Universal Champion. He has a stranglehold on his division! I came in and beat Chris Chaos and Gabe Reno! Anything can happen at any time. Just look at the hot new talent XWF signed the other day. Danny Imperial, this kid has a spark! He is for sure going to be somebody here and really quickly!”

Fry Guy: Now you have a huge PPV coming up! Maybe the biggest of the year can you tell us about it?

” Yeah we will be wrapping up the Lethal Lottery torment. It’s going to be an amazing show. You have Chris Chaos defending the Universal Championship against The Radical Gabe Reno! This one is going to be a block buster main event! Chris is tough! But I think Gabe can pull it off! You have the return of Dolly Waters. Trax, Jim Cadeus! X-Treem Death Match between Graves and Gilmuor. Gilmuor don’t get me started on him. He and I have a collision coming soon! There’s a dog collar match! Then you have The Heart Championship on the line! I’ll be attending this one and becoming the new Heart Champion! It’s going to be a history-making night. Titles are going to change hands, people are going to bleed. You will see the best wrestling in the world come the PPV! Hands down!”

Fry Guy: Wait for a second! Did you just call out Peter Gilmuor? That would be one hell of a match!

” Did I just call out Peter Gilmuor? Sure! Like I said he and I have a fight coming sooner than later!”

Fry Guy: Oh boy folks you heard it first right here. I cannot wait for that one! It will be epic! Now let’s talk about The Heart Championship Match. Fatal four way one fall pin or submission. If you can win this would be your first major championship in the XWF! What does this match mean to you and your career?

”Back to the Gilmour thing for a second. I’ll take the match as long as he accepts my rules and has the guts to wrestle me! We all know he likes the easy way out! Now you said something interesting a second ago Fry Guy! IF I CAN WIN? If I were there I’d slap you! There is no if! I am going to win this match! This like you said a moment ago will be my first major championship in the XWF! I will not let the taste of gold elude me any longer. See I could have already been a champion I respectfully declined those opportunities. Waited until the time was right! I could have picked up anyone of those 24/7 championships but why? They mean as little as the effort defending them! I don’t want people coming to my house and trying to beat me! I’d just shoot their ass claiming a break in! No! I wanted something more respectable and now here we are. It sure as hell isn’t going to be the easy way. But then again who wants the easy was out! I certainly don’t. As far as what this match and Championship means to me personally! It shows a few things. Firstly it shows I’m here to say. Sends fear up and down the roster. Not that people don’t already fear me. Look at what I have already done here! Secondly, the Heart Championship is a title I can be proud of! Defending with honor! This match means everything to me. I have busted my ass off for years and now one of the big titles is sitting right there in front of me for the taking! I’ve worked too damn hard for this one to get away. The first major championship In the XWF! I’m going to win it because I have too! It just elevates my game to the next level. Turning the best into the greatest!

Fry Guy: Let’s talk about your opponents! First, let’s talk about LJ Havok! What seems to be his issue? Did you see him attack that elderly man? He would not even sign an autograph for a kid!

” Don’t get me started on this guy and what his list of problems could be. I don’t think you have enough time allotted to go through all of his issues! So yeah I did see his little dog and pony show he put on the other day! Now I don’t recommend fighting an older person. You’re supposed to respect your elders! But the problem here is LJ should have never put himself in that particular situation. It’s his own fault. It would have been better if the old guy kicked the daylights out of him. He came off as a dick towards that kid and that pissed the old guy off. Hurting a kid's feelings should never be your intention but he did it on purpose! I understand being on the road gets tiring and signing an autograph can waste a few seconds of your day. We have all been there! You sign it and go on whether you want to or not. At least you’re giving the kid or whoever for that matter something great to talk about. A feeling that you care. You see LJ has this complex. He is better than everyone else but has done nothing to prove that he is. No one respects the guy. He is a mental midget. His little big man complex seems to run his life. He pops his mouth off to me like that kid. I’ll break every single bone in his face! He’s nothing more than a guy looking to get that one last ride on his already over career. No one is watching him. No one cares that he came back. Here just here filling a rosters spot. A much more deserving talented kid out there someplace should have his spot. But he is unwilling to let go of something he was never good at in the first place!

LJ thinks he is a king among normal men! He walks around brash! He cannot stand me and I think it’s funny. Why can’t he stand me? There is a simple true answer. See I think I remind LJ of what he thought he would be when he was younger! I’m brash, smug, arrogant and very full of myself. That’s just who I am. There is no off switch! See Havok was all of those things! The difference between us is. I can wrestle and win. I’m better in every aspect than he ever dreamed of being. I am what he dreamed of becoming and he cannot stand the fact! He walks around he like he is a ten time Universal Champion! LJ has done nothing and never will. This last run of his is nothing more than a quick cash grab before he sets sail. If you hate me. That means I’m doing my job. I’m not in this to make friends LJ. I’m here to beat guys like you. Here to piss guys like you off. Guys like you LJ lose to guys like me! If you’re listening where ever you may be right now getting counseled or whatever. I’m in your head! I’m beating you mentally. You cannot stand me! I’m loving every single second of it! Maybe if you complain to HR you will get a safe place backstage at all of our shows! You’re a freaking joke! Nothing more than a snowflake cry baby! This dream you have of becoming The Heart Champion will never come to true. You can bring your lucky rabbit's foot you can shove a horseshoe up your ass. Either way, I win! You will find out come the PPV that your dream will quickly become your greatest nightmare.

Fry Guy: Harsh word coming from Robert Main Folks we have to duck out for a quick commercial break don’t go anywhere we’ll be right back!

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Fry Guy: We are back with Robert Main XWF wrestler talking about his upcoming match at the XWF Lethal Lottery PPV. Buy it now folks it’s going to be explosive. Call your service provider and let them know you cannot miss this PPV! We are on the back half of the show Robert can you tell us about Mr. Tidbits and what’s going on there? And finally The Heart Champion Robbie Bourbon. Do you know where he has been or why he’s been so quiet? Robert, you have the rest of the time allotted to let these men know how you feel!

”Thanks, Fry Guy! I’ll start with Tidbits! What’s going on there is an airplane crash on top of a train wreck! No one really knows what the hell is going on with him and Father his manager! It’s a mess, to say the least! If you look at Tidbits you quickly realize he’s a freak. Anyone who has a leather mask stitched to his head is insane! Imagine all the gunk stuck inside that thing and the smell. He supposedly hasn’t washed his face since he had the thing placed on his head when he was a young child. Gross! Having his mind torn apart by Father. What a pitiful man he is! Tortured talked down too! If he had half a spine he would stand up for himself and fight back. Father is leading him right into the Jaws of a shark circling the already blood filled water. Tidbits may walk into this match. One thing is for sure, he will not walk out of this match. I’m going to do to him what I have done to so many others in the ring. Debilitate him. After I beat him from inches within his life I will let him feel the Dead Man’s Hand and break his neck. After all, the dust settles and the fallout fades away to the people cheering my name after I win the championship. I’ll walk back into the ring and rip that mask off. I’m no surgeon by any means or any stretch. I’ll get that mask off the only way I know how to. With good old fashion force. My tool for the job! None other than a steel Chair!. After 10 or 12 shots to the head, something’s got to give right? Maybe it will be his mask maybe it will be his skull. One thing is for sure going to happen. Tidbits will ingest his own blood! Tidbits he’s leading you astray! Walking you right into your own doom!

Now Robbie Bourbon! Champ! Where in the hell are you? Did you eat yourself to death? Or has the fear of losing finally settled into that thick red headed skull of yours! If this is your game plan going forward the silent treatment. My friend it’s not going to work. You can say nothing at all and I will still be out here ripping your ass up one side and down the rather large other side! I thought I had more respect for you. WRONG! You have proven over the past few week just why you do not belong as champion! This isn’t going to work Robbie! Or maybe you have another game plan! I don’t really know! Maybe you will be a coward right before the clock strikes midnight the night before the PPV you will start bombing the airwaves with promos telling the world how you will wreck all of us in this match! Telling the world whose going to get a Robbie bomb! Right? That your plan a last second borage. Proving to the company and the rest of the world just how lazy you really are. Not getting out there and promoting this match like you should be! So you will give it the old college try last minuet? You’re not putting in the work Robbie. The company expects more out of you! I freaking expect more out of a man who claims to be a fighting champion! You proving to be nothing more than a big bitch! Though you may try the last second smoke and merrier show. Robbie, it will have become too little too late! Big man, you have already lost this match and you have not even stepped foot into the ring! I’m out here busting my ass doing everything I can. I’m doing an interview from another country for this company! You cannot get off your big ass to do anything other than hide! Don’t you dare come out and say how anyone of us! I can’t believe I am going to do this. But Tidbits Or Havok is a joke or we have not put in the work.

Because we have unlike yourself! Their stuff has been off the wall and crazy at times but they have been out there. Do not challenge who we are or out manhood because have been wiping the floor with your ass! Come the PPV the XWF will have a new King of the Heart Championship and that king will be me! I will be known as the king of hearts. I will become the fighting champion you forgot to be Robbie! I will go out each and every time I am on a card and put in the work! I will defend and retain! I will become something you never could! A respected Champion! When the clock strikes the 11th hour please Robbie don’t give us a rundown of who you beat. None of us wants to hear it! I’ll do it right here right now for you! You have beaten a failed at everything Mr. Tidbits in a cage match where you got lucky. Fate handed you a fluke win! Nothing to be proud of there. You beat an old slow beat up Peter Gilmuor by putting him through a glass table. Once again nothing at all to be proud of! Robbie, you have done nothing as champion! You’ve faced people you know cannot take that championship from you and somehow these half-assed want to be great wrestlers beat the hell out of you and you escape by the skin of your teeth. The luck that has followed you so closely is about to run out. Robbie, I will not only beat the hell out of you and the other two in this match. But I will make you look like the fool I know you are. You think your catch phrase would scare people away. I see through you. You nothing more than a champion wrestling not to lose. You can continue to hid out and wait for you ultimate demise or you can use whatever guts you have in you to say something! Be a man and face the music! We all know I am going to walk out of this match as the new Heart Champion! Take your licking and get the hell out of my way! I do not fear you, Robbie, in any way. You may be this bigger man who claims to have a healing factor on par with Wolverine, and skin like Luke Cage! Impervious to damage! Knives seem to do the trick right, Robbie? This is not a comic book! I wrap a steel chair around your body countless times we will see how much pain and damage you can actually take. Tidbits, LJ, Robbie. I will walk out of this match as the New Heart Champion! There is nothing and I mean nothing that you will be able to throw at me that will stop my rise to the top of the ladder. I’m a winner and winners do just that win by any means. Get you game plans, ready ladies. Because you’ll need them! Just when you think you have the answers to beat me! I’ll change the questions! See you posers really soon. The gold is mine! I will rightfully claim my spot at the top.

Fry Guy: You heard it from “The Omega” himself folks he is on a mission to win The Heart Championship and from the sounds of it nothing is going to stop him in doing so. That’s all the time we have. Robert thank you for joining us this morning and folks! If you want to see the greatest wrestlers on God’s green earth call your television subscriber today and order the XWF PPV Lethal Lottery it’s going to be a huge night with all the top stars new champions will be crowned! Old faces return! It’s going to be SAVAGE!

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