(01-24-2017, 01:23 AM)Paul Heyman Said:

(01-23-2017, 10:51 PM)Scully Said: "Apologies for interupting the love fest that's happening here, love to ruin your fun! With Lotto fast approaching, I have been thinking, dangerous I know. I plan on shoving your disapproval towards me down your throats! The fact remains Heyman wants me to lose my XWF Xtreme Championship isn't that correct Pauline? Well I plan on being a more worthy Champion than my UNI reign. During the Lotto, I will remain Xtreme Champion and I plan on winning the tournament altogether. Why be in it, if you're not gonna win it!"

The name is Paul. But you can just call me Mr. Secretary. If you plan on being more worthy as Xtreme Champion compared to your run as Universal champion, you should have already been defending regularly.

Let me be honest for a second. I don't care if you are Xtreme champion or not. All I want is if you're going to be champion, be a god damn champion and not a bitching whining coward like Chris Chaos. Defend that son of a bitch on a regular basis and you'll hear no words from me.

"I have already admitted that I should have defended the Xtreme sooner. Yeah sure a few Cunts have attempted to pin me and I have now officially defended it successfully against McDoodle. Beat him twice, how fuckin' nice! I'm the man you love to hate. XWF'S MOST Hated Man and I fuckin' love it! I don't care what you want, PAULINE. I'm not here to please you or the 'guys in the back'. I'm going to be a great Xtreme Champion because I want too and cuz I can!"

Shut up Trax, you aren't beating anybody. I am third for X-Treme and I just beat the (barely former) TV Champ and Universal in the same match. And let us not forget Trax... I beat you at Shove-It too, despite your "order of entry" excuses. Count on the entry of my foot into your ass on Warfare.

(01-24-2017, 02:31 AM)Scully Said:

(01-24-2017, 01:23 AM)Paul Heyman Said:

(01-23-2017, 10:51 PM)Scully Said: "Apologies for interupting the love fest that's happening here, love to ruin your fun! With Lotto fast approaching, I have been thinking, dangerous I know. I plan on shoving your disapproval towards me down your throats! The fact remains Heyman wants me to lose my XWF Xtreme Championship isn't that correct Pauline? Well I plan on being a more worthy Champion than my UNI reign. During the Lotto, I will remain Xtreme Champion and I plan on winning the tournament altogether. Why be in it, if you're not gonna win it!"

The name is Paul. But you can just call me Mr. Secretary. If you plan on being more worthy as Xtreme Champion compared to your run as Universal champion, you should have already been defending regularly.

Let me be honest for a second. I don't care if you are Xtreme champion or not. All I want is if you're going to be champion, be a god damn champion and not a bitching whining coward like Chris Chaos. Defend that son of a bitch on a regular basis and you'll hear no words from me.

"I have already admitted that I should have defended the Xtreme sooner. Yeah sure a few Cunts have attempted to pin me and I have now officially defended it successfully against McDoodle. Beat him twice, how fuckin' nice! I'm the man you love to hate. XWF'S MOST Hated Man and I fuckin' love it! I don't care what you want, PAULINE. I'm not here to please you or the 'guys in the back'. I'm going to be a great Xtreme Champion because I want too and cuz I can!"

Main: Most hated? Not hardly. More like luckiest man alive! I know I may be the new guy around here and I'm not in the top 5 for that title! That being said instead of hiding out like you! I would defend the damn thing. I believe defending every 30 days is a joke. Guys like you can claim to be the best hardly ever wrestling and never defending! Most hated? More like X-treme Joke

(01-23-2017, 02:23 AM)Chris Chaos Said: the money isn't the issue here Paul, the issue is people who don't know how to stay out of my Affairs in my business. I am going to beat Peter Gilmour. Then, just maybe, I will come pay you a visit.

You're threatening one of the hands that feeds me Chris, therefore, you're threatening ME and it becomes MY business. I respect what you've accomplished here but you will NOT be laying a finger on anyone responsible for helping me turn this clusterfuck of a life around...

I won the title, Paul!

Are you proud of me now, Paul?

Can I ascend your list now, Paul?

Let me know, thanks!

<3 Cadryn

Please to be excusing the Jesus FUCK out of me, but I am the sole bearer of the cardboard championship title belt CADRYN!

What the fuck kind of bullshit semite name is that anyway? It sounds like someone trying to pronounce an empowering Anglo name but with MYRIAD COCKS WITHIN THEIR MOUTHS.

This is undoubtedly what took place with your mammy when she was asked to name you in the absenCe of a FATHER.



FUCK YOUR KYKE ASS, TIBERIUS!!!!

(01-24-2017, 05:02 AM)RADICALRENO Said: Shut up Trax, you aren't beating anybody. I am third for X-Treme and I just beat the (barely former) TV Champ and Universal in the same match. And let us not forget Trax... I beat you at Shove-It too, despite your "order of entry" excuses. Count on the entry of my foot into your ass on Warfare.

Hahaha, OK man, sure.

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XWF Career accomplishments/Highlights:

One Time XWF Universal Champion
Two Time X-Treme Champion
One Time Intercontinental Champion
One Time World Tag Team Champion
XWF All Time Top 50 inductee
One Time 24/7 Briefcase Holder
Intercontinental Royal Rumble Winner
Captained the winning team "Team Dominance" at War Games '15
Lethal Lottery IV Finalist
July 2015 Superstar Of The Month
March 2017 Superstar Of The Month
October 2016 Promo Of The Month "Changes"

You're excused, Morbid.

Also, that sad excuse for a championship belt has no place here in the XWF.

Until you actually win a title belt, like I have so obviously done, you need not speak my name.

Peasant.

What?

PEASANT!?!?!?


Mini Morbid's voice rolls in from a distance like THE FUCKING TIDES AND SHIT.

An entire god damn phalanx of centurions march up to Cadryn's stupid face, with spears and shields and all that kind of stuff too. Morbidcito then walks upon the helmets of his army from the back of the line MILES away, until he is also face to face with the pretender champion.





FUCK YOU!!!!!

(01-24-2017, 11:48 AM)Cadryn Tiberius Said: I won the title, Paul!

Are you proud of me now, Paul?

Can I ascend your list now, Paul?

Let me know, thanks!

<3 Cadryn

So you went out and claimed a cardboard championship.

I guess you could be considered a paper champion.

1/10 will not add.

Luca would be so proud of me.

Face to face, and still coming up short.

It's okay, baby. Cadryn will take care of you in your time of need.

I'll let you rest your tiny head on the real TV championship I carry around my waste.

YOU ARE THE WASTE YOU COCKBREATHED FUCK!!!!

How many exhausted <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> are lying drained in your locker room as we speak? HOW MANY1?!?!

You have the anus of a colonial empire! EVER EXPANDING!!!!

I would not allow my GLORIOUS HEAD anywhere in the vicinity of your cumcatching fake belt! I am a purveyor of the FINEST FUCKING THINGS! I have FUCKING CLASS!

Fuck you and your entire lineage! Your mother should have been aborted! YOUR SEED IS UNCLEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who said I was gay?

Are you harboring homosexual feelings and tendencies that you're trying to project on to me?

For the gentleman who says he's all class, you sure have a funny way of showing it.

I'll gladly give you lessons on how to be a proper gentleman, if you'd like, my dear.

The entire phalanx gasp at the disrespect of suggesting Mini Morbid is anything other than 100% USDA HETEROSEXUALITY GRADE!

Several centurions fall onto their swords and die in the shape of a human pyramid so that Morbidcito may climb to its apex and stand eye to eye with the OBVIOUS <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> Cadryn Tiberius.

You have made a grave mistake!


Mini-M removes a glove and slaps it across the face of the CLEAR AND DEFINITE HOMO Cadryn, leaving a red mark across his effeminate cheek.



I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!!!!

Cadryn stumbles a bit, shocked that something so small could be so furious.

I humbly accept, sir. You name the time and place.

(01-24-2017, 06:48 AM)Robert Main Said: Main: Most hated? Not hardly. More like luckiest man alive! I know I may be the new guy around here and I'm not in the top 5 for that title! That being said instead of hiding out like you! I would defend the damn thing. I believe defending every 30 days is a joke. Guys like you can claim to be the best hardly ever wrestling and never defending! Most hated? More like X-treme Joke

"Not hardly? Wow that makes sense moron. XWF management like signing <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> , another one to join that SPECIAL group.
First of all Roberto, you need to win a title before you can defend it and looking at your pathetic self, I can't see you winning a fight, let alone a title. I like the hair, Main, a nice greasy perm. B-E-A- Beautiful. That's sarcasm by the way, if you're too stupid to know what that means, look it up. Just to clarify, Xtreme Champion, you? Xtreme Bumder!"

I choose the Warfare that will be round two of the Lotto.



SINCE YOU WILL NOT BE BUSY!



























<img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif">!!!!!!

Pending I won't be busy, sure.

But I wouldn't bet on it, babydoll.

I'm sure I'll have to defend my TV TITLE soon enough.

(01-24-2017, 01:33 PM)Scully Said:

(01-24-2017, 06:48 AM)Robert Main Said: Main: Most hated? Not hardly. More like luckiest man alive! I know I may be the new guy around here and I'm not in the top 5 for that title! That being said instead of hiding out like you! I would defend the damn thing. I believe defending every 30 days is a joke. Guys like you can claim to be the best hardly ever wrestling and never defending! Most hated? More like X-treme Joke

"Not hardly? Wow that makes sense moron. XWF management like signing <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> , another one to join that SPECIAL group.
First of all Roberto, you need to win a title before you can defend it and looking at your pathetic self, I can't see you winning a fight, let alone a title. I like the hair, Main, a nice greasy perm. B-E-A- Beautiful. That's sarcasm by the way, if you're too stupid to know what that means, look it up. Just to clarify, Xtreme Champion, you? Xtreme Bumder!"

"I know you live in a false world Scully! But Jesus! You may be right? And from the way it sounds from others you being right isn't something that comes around very often. I might not have won anything yet. But I sure as hell could beat you! Making fun of my looks and talent? I forgot I was playing in the school yard! Name calling? Really? That all you have? Wake up Peter pan it's not never never land! Everyone sees you for what you are. A turd. A paper champion! I may be a moron. But that being said this moron could stomp your ass."

(01-24-2017, 06:48 AM)Robert Main Said: Main: "I know you live in a false world Scully! But Jesus! You may be right? And from the way it sounds from others you being right isn't something that comes around very often. I might not have won anything yet. But I sure as hell could beat you! Making fun of my looks and talent? I forgot I was playing in the school yard! Name calling? Really? That all you have? Wake up Peter pan it's not never never land! Everyone sees you for what you are. A turd. A paper champion! I may be a moron. But that being said this moron could stomp your ass."

"I live on a planet called Earth, isn't that where you live too? The world itself isn't false, it's real but the people on it may be false. I mean look how fake you are for example, got a 80s haircut years past its sell by date and you are a hypocrite. Let me explain, you got your panties in a twist, cried me a river because I called you a few truthful names, yet you... Yes, you, called me an Xtreme Joke, a turd, Peter Pan, if that is even an insult and a paper champion? This Xtreme Championship is real bitch, made out of real gold and leather. I didn't get an A3 piece of paper, draw one, cut it out and shit. Are you saying that McBride is a massive pussy because I beat him, twice? For the very title I hold? Also why would you want to stomp my ass and not my face? Do you like men's asses? You still are an Xtreme Bumder!"

(01-25-2017, 04:45 AM)Scully Said:

(01-24-2017, 06:48 AM)Robert Main Said: Main: "I know you live in a false world Scully! But Jesus! You may be right? And from the way it sounds from others you being right isn't something that comes around very often. I might not have won anything yet. But I sure as hell could beat you! Making fun of my looks and talent? I forgot I was playing in the school yard! Name calling? Really? That all you have? Wake up Peter pan it's not never never land! Everyone sees you for what you are. A turd. A paper champion! I may be a moron. But that being said this moron could stomp your ass."

"I live on a planet called Earth, isn't that where you live too? The world itself isn't false, it's real but the people on it may be false. I mean look how fake you are for example, got a 80s haircut years past its sell by date and you are a hypocrite. Let me explain, you got your panties in a twist, cried me a river because I called you a few truthful names, yet you... Yes, you, called me an Xtreme Joke, a turd, Peter Pan, if that is even an insult and a paper champion? This Xtreme Championship is real bitch, made out of real gold and leather. I didn't get an A3 piece of paper, draw one, cut it out and shit. Are you saying that McBride is a massive pussy because I beat him, twice? For the very title I hold? Also why would you want to stomp my ass and not my face? Do you like men's asses? You still are an Xtreme Bumder!"

Scully... Why are you bringing someone else into the conversation? This isn't about anyone else. It seems you have become very good at looking for a quick exit! I've cried no river. I've made no false claims. You know sometimes the truth seems to hurt the most. You can twist my words around all you like. You can call me names and make fun of the way I look. None of that bothers me in the least! I'm not the one uptight and pissed off. Seems a nerve has been struck. I'll just leave it at this Scully. No matter now much polish you put on a turd! It's nothing more than a turd!!

hey, speaking of quick exits...