The scene open with Trax in his office sitting at his desk as he usually does. He appears to be reading a newspaper, they're still a thing in 2017!? Apparently so. As the camera gets closer the papers name becomes readable " DAILY MIRROR" in big white letters, a British newspaper. Why is Trax reading a BRITISH newspaper? And where did he even get it from? One of life's many mysteries. Trax is flicking through the pages until he seems to find one that catches his eye, he stops flicking through and his eyes go wide, he then lets out a snorty chuckle. The chuckle turns into further chuckling, which then turns into full blown laughter as Trax titls his head back and laughs hysterically. Trax continues to laugh for a few seconds before he turns the newspaper around so the page he was looking at is facing the camera to reveal what he is finding so funny.
Better luck next year SHELBY, I mean that IS you right? I imagine that's what you look like when you're not layered in make up. "Oh but Trax my name isn't Kirsty" that for certain? Everybody knows Shelby Cobra is just your stripper name, quit playing girl, and while you're at it, quit SUCKING DICK and say something, no wonder we haven't heard from you, you literally can't keep a dick out your mouth long enough to cut a promo, shocking.
So fitting you're partnered with someone that also sucks dick even if its just in the figurative sense and not the literal like your case; Robbie Bourbon, you two deserve each other, you'd make quite the couple. I'd speak on you pair some more but I think I'd be more entertained reading about Shelbys dick sucking a-dick-tion some more then do that right now so I'll cut another proper promo later or tomorrow, until then, keep doing what y'all do best and continue sucking dick, God Bless America. Peace cock suckers.
Trax winks and goes back to reading the newspaper as the scene fades.
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XWF Career accomplishments/Highlights:
One Time XWF Universal Champion
Two Time X-Treme Champion
One Time Intercontinental Champion
One Time World Tag Team Champion
XWF All Time Top 50 inductee
One Time 24/7 Briefcase Holder
Intercontinental Royal Rumble Winner
Captained the winning team "Team Dominance" at War Games '15
Lethal Lottery IV Finalist
July 2015 Superstar Of The Month
March 2017 Superstar Of The Month
October 2016 Promo Of The Month "Changes"