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~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (08-15-2016)

I’ve been thinking long and hard (like Peter's Super Dick ™)about this stipulation all week long, Chambers.

It usually goes like this: I’ll come up with something good, drink and sleep on it, and wake up the next day still not satisfied by it. So I had a look at the placeholder stipulation, which states that I will suck my own dick if I win. While that might be true, it’s simply not worthy of being a John Madison stipulation. I need something innovative like your FAP Match and Peter’s House in Hell Match. Peter offered to let me use that stipulation of his, too; but I told Peter that I wouldn’t be able to live up to his legacy in that way. That’s a match reserved for the Extreme Icon in the same way that casket matches go to The Undertaker. You don’t just wake up one day and tell people that you’re going to take over Deadman Inc’s yard.

So I want to take this time to give my friend Peter a shout out and a sincere thank you for even considering letting me use his Hell House Match.

That puts us in a pickle though because we still need stipulation, Chris!

I thought about having your mouth surgically attached to my anus as a stipulation, and then I could go around using that same stipulation on other people and eventually have a glamorous tail that follows me down to the ring everywhere I go. But let’s face it, I already have those Union fucks for that job. Eat shit, Scully.

Naw, let’s go with something simple for round one, Mr. Chambers, cause I'm tired of thinking up weird/dumb shit.

So... All that you'll have to do when you hear my name being announced as the winner of the match is…

John rolls out a big, leather chair that has numerous adjustable points on it for each limb, and a stool next to it. It would appear to be a chair used by a tattooist.

You'll get the exact same tattoo that I'm wearing proudly on my chest. Same dimensions and color, but different placement. I want the tattoo to be on your entire FACE. Sounds good, right? I knew you'd love it.

Let me make something very clear though. This isn't meant to be a form of punishment or humiliation. It's meant to help you grow, Chris. It will help you become a better man and bring you closer to John Madison. You're going to be one of mine, Chris.

And Chris I know that you're dying to know why you can't have it placed in the same region that mine is. Well, the answer is simple; because you don't hold these values close to your heart like I do.

Some day you will, but for now we must allow it to sink into your mind, Mr. Chambers. Let it become part of your identity as you walk the streets proudly wearing my brand.

I know that you’ll wear this symbol with pride, Mr. Chambers, but just as a failsafe, let’s go ahead and implement some measures in case you decide that you want to have the tattoo removed. It’s quite simple; if you want the tattoo removed then all you have to do is hop into my beloved guillotine and we will perform the operation for you! But of course that would never happen because you are either a) an honorable man who will follow through with your obligation or b) you are prepared to take on the commitment that comes with being A FUCKING NAZI.

I mean come on, you can’t tell me that this tattoo isn’t perfect for you. If you were to get inducted into my group, just think of all the cool nicknames we could give you; like, umm, “One in the Gas Chamber.” Yeah, adding that one word gives you a much stronger brand, my friend.

I hope you'll come to realize that in the end, this was all a way for me to recruit you into my group. I couldn't just ask you because I knew that you would turn me away, not due to a lack of interest but because you know in your heart that you're not ready to make the commitment.

I see potential in you, Chambers. Perhaps more potential than any of the other servants in my group. I'll even promote you to leader of the servants on day one. After Wednesday night, you won't have a choice because the symbol that you'll wear on your face will bring us closer together than anyone I've ever known.

When it happens Chris, please don't take it to heart like your Federweight loss. Take it with pride and honor me.

There is another option, Chris. There's always another option with John Madison because I'm a caring man like that.

I'm willing to let you go out to the middle of the ring and bend at the knee before me, Peter Gilmour, Donald Trump, and The Union

; IF you go out right now and give yourself the tattoo with your own hands. I think that's a fair offer. Save yourself a beating and come to terms with the fact that your induction into my army is inevitable.

Dig deep, Mr Chambers. I know you can do it. Pick up the gun, press the needle to the center of your forehead, and sketch away.

But if you're too weak to do it yourself then I understand, and I'll assist you along the way.

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