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"I just don't give a fuck!
Step right up, anyone or everyone, read all about it or just listen to my words. Come and enter the gauntlet for your chance to become the new number one contender for the XWF Universal Championship. Loverboy Vinnie Lane is awaiting his future opponent and he expects a bigger turn out than we have seen so far. Like that matters? The quantity of opposition, who cares?! There is only one winner and his name is S to the C to the U to the L to the L to the Y. There is only one victor, period and his name is Scully. There's some free advertising for you Xtreme Wrestling Federation. There is only one man, one number one contender, the clue is in the number. The one who can't be stopped, no matter who enters this gauntlet and that is me!

Scully is going to enter the Gauntlet and be victorious. Warfare is going to get hectic, Macbeth will destroy that fat, piece of diarahea, Ghost Tank and retain the XWF Hart Championship
The British Empire will rise and all others who have beef or chicken with The Union, will be disposed off. I don't care who I have to face or who I have to destroy to get a shot at the main prize.

Obviously my good buddy Chris himself, will automatically be entered in to the gauntlet, our paths may cross, they may not. I'm more looking forward to the fact that I get some revenge on pricks who have opened their mouths to me and I am yet to face them for them to back it up. Peter Gilmour, Ghost Tank and Unknown Soldier.

I haven't forgotten that Peter Gilmour insulted me, spoke shite about me whilst I was led in a hospital bed, hey that rhymed. Why should Gillyflower be given another chance to fuck it up? Do we really want to see Vinnie Lane verses Peter Gilmour part 2 in a shit fest again? No we don't, we don't want to go back to Scatmania. It'll be a miracle if you even make it to the gauntlet.

I haven't forgotten that GT hasn't accepted any of my challenges in the past but still opens his mouth when it doesn't concern him, when my business has nothing to do with him. Macbeth will beat you and then I will beat you to a pulp if we so happen to cross paths. What side of the street will you be going down? It doesn't matter which side, Scully will be smashing your fat head on a slab.

Unknown Soldier the same, attacked me when I made my way towards the ring a few weeks back. Think I had forgotten? Nope bitch.

Everyone who are competing on Warfare, Skizzoid, Ophelia McVeigh, Robbie Bourbon, Dim, who can forget my run ins with him? Back in my mode. Does that mean that fat Cunt Donald Trump will be involved? Love to slap that wig off his head. What about Swagmire? Never really had an issue with him to be fair. His opponent Makaveli, I get to kick his ass some more, just like on Savage last week.

I sit here waiting for Eli and Jebid whatever to question me. Ask me why I haven't mentioned the fact that they are both in alliance, ask me why I haven't spoken about them being in cahoots. Do you want to know why? I'll tell you why.
It doesn't matter if you are brothers, sisters, mother and daughter, cousins, buddies, acquaintances, team mates, lovers, bummers, I couldn't give two fucks, nevermind one fuckin' fuck fuck! The Scully meister only gives a Damn about one thing and that is winning this gauntlet to become the new number one contender for the XWF Universal Championship.

As well as the hopeless Tommy Wish, I will also, get to beat John Black again. How exciting?! That's sarcasm by the way.

Snap, crackle, pop, Ginger I'll snap ya fuckin head off bitch. That's right, you think I've forgotten how you slapped my dad when I brought him to work that time? He was only being a gentlemen, seeing how you was and you had a hissy fit, you struck out. Boom. A nice red face for my old man, cheers. Let me return the favour in the gauntlet slut!

Ya know what people? I love being a total Cunt, it suits me fine. Ya know what else I love? That if you go on paddy power I'm probably not the favourite to win this gauntlet, I'm probably just considered in the top five but number one is someone else's spot. Do you fancy when some big Bux then bet on me, get your big payout as I prove the doubters wrong. It's been lovely. Da end, Scully has spoken!"

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You may remember a while back, Scully and his mate Alfie, planned a night out. Scully fancied and needed a night out to let loose with his pal. Scully now being a father as well as working and his busy life, a catch up was needed. Alfie also found love, it was hectic at his job, that both men needed to Chillax. However, it never went to plan, Alfie was early as usual and Skull was running late, Alfie went outside to get some reception to call Scully but he was attacked. Alfie was beaten up, words like the Dim special "" and "ButtSlut" were threw in his direction by the culprits. Alfie was set upon by some gay bashers, hitting him because of his preference to men and he was left bloody and battered in an alley way. Luckily for Alfie, he was found by Scully.

It has been arranged again, a night out for Scully and his pal Alfie. This time however, Alfie had already met Scully at his home in Miami, Florida. They were currently walking towards the town, it wasn't too far from Scullys house, about a ten minute walk. Alfie was a little nervous, they might be going past where he was attacked. Skull reassured Alfie that he won't be attacked again.

"I know you're a little nervous mate, but don't sweat it, I'm with you. As you know I have your back."

"I know that and I'm not nervous about them pricks. Obviously, I don't like fighting and would prefer not to get in a scrap. I'm more nervous because of where we're going, it will bring back those memories."

"We can go somewhere else if you prefer? I don't mind calling a taxi and we go to a different location?"

"That's is very tempting indeed. Hmmmmm..."

"Maybe you need to face your demons?"

"Maybe I do. Let's go for it. Can we not go to the same bar though? I didn't like it last time."

"Whatever makes you more comfortable buddy."

In the distance both men could see the lamppost which sat outside the alley way where Alfie was brutally attacked. This lamppost was the only one that had a small tree next to it, this made it stand out from the others. Only ten more steps until they reach alley way.

"You sure you want to do this?"

"Damn sure!"

Scully admired Alfies bravery, they reached the alley way. Both men stopped at the entrance of the alley way, both men stared and Skull showed his support by tapping Alfie on the back. Alfie smiled.

"Now let's get drunk."

"Sounds good to me.....

Skull and Alfie continue on their way, they both look into the window of the bar they originally was going too. The night was young, it was time to get smashed as they walk on to the next nightclub. Alfie approves of this one, they enter and head straight to the bar. They awkwardly walk past a group of women on the dancefloor who all give Scully the eye and a smile. Scully gives them a smile in return. They approach the bar and wait a few minutes until being served. Finally they get some service, Skull orders himself a pint of lager and Alfie a vodka & coke with ice. Skull takes a swig of the alcoholic beverage and enjoys the taste. He looks around as more people start to enter.

"Sometimes I wish I was single."

"You don't mean that? You love Natalie don't you?"

"Of course I do but sometimes she can be such a nag man. Women are off their head dude, still don't get them, it's okay for them to be in a mood but as soon as you're just not having a good day, 'you're always moody' they say. 'You're never happy' blah blah blah."

"I've had plenty of women friends as you know and well, they just want to be in charge. Not happy if they're not wearing the trousers."

"Like to see Natalie wear mine."

"She'll like to see you wear her knickers cuz you won't be getting in them again with that attitude."

Both men laugh. The night had gotten off to a good start. Skull enjoys the taste of his first pint, Alfie drinks some of his voddie. Skull looks around the club, the group of women who are dancing are still checking Scully out. The five girls would look at Scully, smile and then say something to one another.

"So which one should I have? Why just have one?"

Alfie looked at Scully, wondering whether he was serious or not? Whether he would actually cheat on his long time partner and the mother of his son?

To be continued.....