"Bump" "bump".

The speakers rattle.

"Bump" "bump" Intro music and customized sound. Followed by an announcer's voice.

Deep voice: Welcome to E-unit's lounge show. With your host Edward E-unit Nichols. Co-host from the east coast Dolla Bill, and producer Isaiah Hustle.

E: ( coughs clears throat slight chuckle) Welcome one, welcome all. To the pod cast show that's asking what lives matter.

Dolla: Definitely not (cough) Trax. (cough)

Isaiah: (Snarled laugh) (cough) Trax (cough) What.

E: Good to see my co-hosts have a school girl crush. On a man who placed eleven spots higher in the rumble. Than me!

Dolla: (clearing voice) He won.

E: The only thing he won. Is a head ache of problems. That fool eliminating me. Led to a domino effect! That should be a lesson. When the unit gets a pop. One should observe the pop. To avoid the swerve.

Isaiah: (interrupts) I've known you for years. Since we are a new program on XWF.com I think it's only fair to mention we don't get along. I'm only here because....

E: Because I allow it.

Isaiah: No because the advertisers. Will not do business with a former junkie. Who is nothing in life. And only viewed. As a wrecking ball of self importance. Just because you got tossed. From the battle royal first. Doesn't mean that some special butterfly effect happened. Because you miraculously willed it to. Get over yourself. You maybe a vet but chances are...Trax doesn't know who you are.

E: (laughs)..... Pu...lease I'm E-unit. I'm sponsored by Pepsi and Mr. Peanut motha fucka. I've owned 3 dogs. That came from the blood line of Lassie.

Dolla: Who?

E: I've played fetch with air bud.

Isaiah: He's on a rant now....

E: I instructed dog assault classes with Rin tin tin. I've done Doritos super bowl commercials. I've taken a picture next to the general lee.....

Dolla (interrupts) You payed 20 bucks. For that at an all Dukes weekend.

Isaiah: No it wasn't. It was a guy with a Dodge Charger and it happened at a Denny's parking lot.

Dolla: As long as we can agree. He payed 20 bucks.

The two men are heard laughing.

E: You two tools. Listen here. Trax....Trax He's heard of me. If he hasn't well trust me. He's got the message now.

Isaiah: The message is..... You're a nothing. You're a show opener.

E: Yeah so I can put asses in seats. Think about it. If the first name you read on a marquee. Is E-unit you're obviously going to be purchasing a ticket. I was the hottest act 10 years ago.

Isaiah: We know, we know, we know... You're still the hottest act today. Blah blah blah. You slayed Dragons. You're E-unit damn it. You piss perfection and shit excellence. You're the greatest thing ever.

E: You know whaaaaa....

Isaiah: No you listen to me. You signed a low end contract. For pennies on the dollar. Because your families oil empire is bankrupt. You're inheritance. Went right up your nose. The only sponsorships you have left, are the ones I brought in....

Dolla: Let's go to a break.

Que commercial for XWF shove it weekend.

Isaiah: This is a spot for 1-800 flowers. The flowers bitches like E-unit need. For hurt feelings. Ed Nichols has left the studio.

Dolla: That escalated quickly.

Isaiah: Quickly is exactly the appropriate word. XWF has posted on their website in the past 5 minutes. E-unit and Kid Kool. Next Friday night!!!

Dolla: Fontanna will be the ref. This is huge. Kid Kool asked for E last week.

Isaiah: I guess when you politic. You'll eventually get what you're after.

Dolla: I for one don't believe. The story ends with a happy ending.

Isaiah: Sure you say that, but the host of this show....

Dolla: What the host of this show. Happens to be my best childhood friend. You can put your opinion on hold, and...

Isaiah: And what shamelessly plug how good he is. I refuse! I think Kid wins, and I think he wins fairly easy.

Dolla: You hear that... That's the sound of sponsors running... Not walking but running away from the E-unit brand. All because you....Whoa... What is this. We have a tweet. From E-unit.

Twitter E-unit...Isaiah get off Kid Kools dick. Not that it's a big dick to be on!!!

Isaiah: He for one would know. That Kidd Kool has a small dick.

Dolla: (sarcastic voice) Wow good one.... Kidd Kool brings zero to the table. Name one big name he's ever beaten...

Isaiah: Uh..Uh.

Dolla: Exactly!!! Mark my words. This will be the match. That steals the show. By the time Friday gets here. This will have the big match feel it deserves. The tyrant of the last decade. Facing the little engine that could almost but never has.

Isaiah: Douche this sounds like. The plot to Rocky.

Dolla: Well it's not. Fontanna is the wild card. It's like setting down to a steak and lobster diner. Then having the chef come out, and pour salt all over your meal. That's the element Fontanna brings to this fight.

Isaiah: You think he's really going to call it down the middle.

Dolla: If he's smart he'll call it one sided for the unit.

Isaiah: Why am I not surprised. By that response. I could see him laying both guys out. Then declaring himself the winner.

Dolla: That would be bad for his health.

Isaiah: That's funny. Fantanna is involved in this match. To keep people from turning the channel. I'm sure a junkie and a never was. Really has him worried about his health!

Dolla: Well I have it from the horses mouth. E-unit will be addressing. This situation sooner rather than later!!!

Isaiah: Well maybe our host. Will be available for the whole show next time. As we have simply ran out of time....

Show comes to an end.