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~~Sweet Cheapshots~~ · **04-10-2013, 10:26 AM**

{Episode 007.1}"The one in which our hero meets the press... and the fallout."

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The location: Hilton Hotel NYC Time: 7:25pm ET

We pick up shortly after Sweets' press conference debacle. He steps into the hallway connected to the conference room and finds Natalie with a very angry look on her face. Sweets might fair better sticking his hand in a hornet's nest.

Sweet Cheapshots: "So, that went pretty well huh?"

Natalie Foxx: "Oh yeah, real well. I'm sure the censors loved your comments about LSD, condoning public nudity, penis size jokes and did I forget to mention you making fun of your BOSS? Other than that things went swimmingly."

Sweet Cheapshots: "I'm sure it's fine. There's no need to worry."

At that moment Billy Williams approaches, cell phone in hand.

Billy Williams: "Mr. Cheapshots I just got a text from Wallace. He wants to see you once you get to the arena."

Natalie shoots Sweets an 'I told you so' look and he shrugs and laughs uncomfortably.

Sweet Cheapshots: "C'mon, I doubt that it's about the press conference. There's no way he's seen it already. I'm sure he just wants to talk strategy."

Billy Williams: "Oh, before I forget. Mr. Cheapshots I printed out that list you wanted of mixed martial arts moves. If you want I can read them in alphabetical order..."

Sweet Cheapshots: "Not right now, Billy. It's fine."

Natalie Foxx: "What was that whole thing about killing a man with your baby toe?"

Sweet Cheapshots: "That was obviously a joke, Nat."

Natalie Foxx: "Christ, I'm gonna have to see what your insurance is set at."

Sweet Cheapshots: "Will you relax? It's not like I'm facing some killing machine. I think I'll do alright against Mowgli and Man Mountain Rock."

Natalie Foxx: "Good point. Maybe it won't be the worst thing for you to get dropped on your head a FEW TIMES!"

Natalie storms off down the hallway leaving Cheapshots and Billy behind.

Billy Williams: "Should I go after her?"

Sweet Cheapshots: "Nah, it's fine. I'm sure she's just on her period."

Billy Williams: "Her what?"

Sweet Cheapshots: "Period, Billy. C'mon."

Billy Williams: "Like that comes at the end of a sentence?"

Sweets lowers his eyes at Billy.

Sweet Cheapshots: "You are a sad, strange little man."

Billy Williams: "Thank you, sir."

Sweets rolls his eyes and motions for Billy to follow him.

Sweet Cheapshots: "Let's see if we can round up some food in this place. I'm starving."

We track behind Billy and Cheapshots as they leave the hallway and step out into the conference room foyer where a nice spread of food is being picked through by the media and a few of the XWF talent.

Sweets goes to step in line for the buffet when he's suddenly cut in front of. He holds his hands up in a "WTF?" gesture and goes to confront this line cutter when Billy quickly grabs him by the arm.

Sweet Cheapshots: "Billy, what the hell?"

Billy Williams: "I'm just... uh... stopping you from doing anything stupid."

Sweet Cheapshots: "What?"

Billy Williams: "That's Joe Rogan. He's here with UFC. I don't think you want to pick a fight with him."

Sweet Cheapshots: "Who the fCENSORED is Joe Rogan that he thinks he can cut in line in front of Sweet Cheapshots?"

Billy Williams: "Why don't we go back to the hotel room? Maybe Ms. Foxx has calmed down."

Sweet Cheapshots: "We're not going back to the hotel room. I'm just going to politely ask what his deal is."

Billy starts to cower away as Sweets taps Joe Rogan on the shoulder. Joe turns around annoyed.

Joe Rogan: "I'm done with interviews for the day, pal. It's Rogan time right now."

Sweet Cheapshots: "I'm not here for an interview JOEY. You cut me in line."

Joe Rogan: "Seriously, bro? What are you twelve? fCENSORED off."

Sweets bites his lip as Joe turns back around to fill his plate.

Sweet Cheapshots: "Alright, that's how you want it Joey? Let's dance."

Joe Rogan: "Keep running your mouth, bro. You look like the poor man's Ian Ziering."

Sweet Cheapshots: "A poorly timed pop culture joke. You really are as big of a meathead as you look."

Sweets turns back to Billy

Sweet Cheapshots: "If Natalie asks, Joe started this fight."

Before Billy can even answer Sweets grabs Rogan by the head and smashes him face first into a bowl of mashed potatoes.

Someone across the room yells and all hell breaks loose as Sweets jumps onto Joe and starts trying to pummel him.

Joe shoves Sweets off and pushes him back as he comes running. Sweets ducks as he back body drops Joe onto the catering table and it collapses under his weight.

Security floods into the room and grab Sweets by the arms as he's still trying to kick at Joe who has stumbled back to his feet and looks hell bent on knocking Sweets' lights out.

Over the shouting, screams and chaos we fade out...

To be continued...

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