A camera turns on and Thunderbolt X can be seen at the Advocate Lutheran General Hospital in Park Lane, Illinois. He walks down the hallway and heads to Vinnie's room. He stops at room 433 and sees Vinnie Lane, his idol, laying in a coma. He contains his rage and sits down. Roxy Cotton, who is sitting near Vinnie in his room, sees Thunderbolt X sitting outside and goes to comfort him.

Thunderbolt X- "You probably want me dead, don't you?"

Roxy sits down next to Thunderbolt X.

Roxy Cotton- "No, how could you think that?"

Thunderbolt X- "Because, Vinnie is in here because of me"

Roxy Cotton- "It wasn't your fault"

Thunderbolt X- "Yes it was, I tried to help him out and it ended up with him in a life threatening coma"

Roxy Cotton- "No, after Drew left I watched the replay of Madness because I knew he wasn't telling me everything"

Roxy pulls out her pink-cased iPhone.

Roxy Cotton- "It didn't make sense that you wanted to suddenly attack Vinnie, he is your idol after all" "And then I saw this"

Roxy presses play on her phone.

(Drew quickly gets to his feet and grabs a baton off his belt and in one quick motion extends the baton outwards and points it at Lane. 

"This doesn't concern you. You've done your job now go and enjoy the rest of your night and leave this little twat to me."

"Sorry dude but that shit doesn't fly with me."

"Your funeral."

Drew swings the baton at Lane nailing him right in the ribs. Lane grabs at his side in obvious pain. Drew closes in on Lane and attempts to give him another blow...THUMP!!!
CRACK!!!
HOLY SHIT!!!)

Roxy presses the stop button and shuffles to another video.

Roxy Cotton- "See, Drew was attacking Vinnie first and you tried to fight him off" "Look at this"

Roxy presses play on her phone.

(Out of no where Thunderbolt X came flying onto the scene. He tried to take out Drew but Archyle must have eyes in the back of his head because he stepped out of the way at the last second and TBX speared Vinnie Lane right into the corner. Lane's head smashed into the middle turnbuckle. A pool of crimson blood is quickly forming around Lane's head, his eyes having rolled into the back of his head.Thunderbolt looks down at his fallen idol, so horrified at what he just did that he doesn't even see when Archyle brings the police baton down on the back of his head. TBX is knocked out instantaneously…)

Thunderbolt X- "Please stop this part Roxy, it's the last thing I remember about that night" "All I remember is spearing my idol, my role model, into a life threatening coma"

Roxy Cotton- "Stop, please stop, it wasn't your fault" "Like I said before, you tried to save Vinnie" "If it wasn't for you, Drew could have killed Vinnie"

Thunderbolt X, visibly frustrated and upset, stands up.

Thunderbolt X- "Roxy, your not listening to me" "I'm the reason, Vinnie Lane is in this hospital"

Roxy Cotton- "Why won't you listen to me Thunderbolt?" "Listen to your heart, it's telling you, you tried to help" "Stop listening to your head" "It's telling you, it's all your fault"

Thunderbolt X- "You maybe right, Roxy" "Anyway how is Vinnie doing?"

Roxy Cotton- "Uhh, he hasn't changed since he got here, and that is really bad, but knowing Vinnie like I do, I believe he will make a full recovery" "We just need to give him some time"

Thunderbolt X- "Cool, well I better get outta here and get out of your hair"

Roxy Cotton- "No, no, no, wait, don't go" "Stay, in fact, why don't you go and visit Vinnie?"

Thunderbolt X- "Are you sure?"

Roxy Cotton- "Yeah man, listen I'm a bit hungry, so l am going to go get something, did you want anything?"

Thunderbolt X- "Nah, I'm alright, thanks" "I just ate"

Roxy Cotton- "Ok, fair enough" "I'll catch you later"

Thunderbolt X- "Alright, see you Roxy"

Roxy Cotton walks down the hallway and enters an elevator. She waves at Thunderbolt before the doors close. Thunderbolt waves back and enters Vinnie's room. He grabs a chair and sits down. He stares at Vinnie, with wires and tubes hooked up to him and then looks at his Life Support machine. He once again controls his anger and puts his hands on Vinnie's bed.

Thunderbolt X- "Hey Vinnie, I'm so sorry your in here" "I tried to help you and I failed" "Roxy convinced me, it wasn't all my fault but seeing you like this, it makes me feel guilty" "Anyway, I promise I will exact revenge on Drew Archyle for you" "And I dedicate my matches, until you wake up, to you" "You are my idol and my role model, and seeing you like this angers me" "Drew, you better hope I don't track you down, cause even if I lose on Wednesday and you beat Ginger Snaps for the Hart Championship, I will give the number one contender a headstart on winning the title off of you" "I will kick your ass, the next time I see you" "I know it sounds like a lame threat but you have awoken another side of me, a side no one has seen, hell a side I have never seen, of Thunderbolt X" "You will be destroyed Drew and you can believe that"

Roxy knocks on the door with a paper bag and a couple of water bottles.

Roxy Cotton- "Can I come in?"

Thunderbolt X- "Yeah, sorry, I was cutting a spontanious promo on Drew Archyle"

Roxy walks into the room.

Roxy Cotton- "Oh, that bastard?"

Thunderbolt X- "Yep" "Anyways I have to go, I have to address my opponents for Wednesday's match"

Roxy Cotton- "Wait, will you come back and visit Vinnie?"

Thunderbolt X- "Yeah, as soon as I am done, I will come back alright"

Roxy grabs one of the water bottles and hands it to Thunderbolt.

Roxy Cotton- "Cool, take this, you might need it"

Thunderbolt X- "Thanks Roxy, anyways I have to run, bye"

Roxy Cotton- "Bye Thunderbolt"

Thunderbolt X- "Just call me Jacob"

Roxy Cotton- "Ok, bye Jacob"

Thunderbolt X runs down the hallway and enters the elevator. He waves at Roxy and she waves back just as the door closes. Roxy sits down and starts talking to Vinnie. The camera fades to black.

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A camera turns on and Thunderbolt X can be seen.

Thunderbolt X- "Hey XWF Universe, it's your boy, Thunderbolt X, here to address 2 out of the 3 opponents that I face on Wednesday MadFare" "Those 2 men?" "Fontanna and Cain" "Those 2 men are the only men to have RPed for our match and to be honest, they talked a pretty big game, by guarenteeing victory" "You see they have talked the talk but on Wednesday, we find out, if they can walk the walk" "Anyways I came here to respond to what Fontanna and Cain have said about me" "I have compiled 3 statements from Cain and Fontanna each and I will address and respond to these statements" "Let's start with Fontanna"

Thunderbolt pulls out his phone and pulls up a video.

Thunderbolt X- "Let's go" "This is the first statement"

Thunderbolt X presses the play button.

(What Fontanna said: Listen here you lime green wearing pansy! Do yourself a favor and don't show! Because if you show up to Mad-Ware I will rip your stupid face completely off your marshmallow body! Did you here me ThunderBitch?)

Thunderbolt X presses the pause button.

Thunderbolt X- "First of all my name is THUNDERBOLT X and not ThunderBitch, Thundercunt, Thunderbird, Thunderturd or Thunderdolt, once again my name is Thunderbolt X"

Thunderbolt takes a sip of water.

Thunderbolt X- "Secondly, remember these 2 phrases" "Lime green wearing pansy and marshmellow body" "By the way, I wear Red, Blue and Gold, so I can't be a "lime green wearing pansy"" "Also I don't have a marshmellow body, otherwise I wouldn't be here" "But remember those phrases for me" "Let's get to statement 2"

Thunderbolt presses play on his phone.

(What Fontanna said: ……and that Strawberry Shortcake Thunderbolt X!)

Thunderbolt presses the pause button.

Thunderbolt X- "Wait, so I went from a "lime green wearing pansy with a marshmellow body" to a Strawberry Shortcake?" "Well I hate to break it to you Fontanna, but I'm neither of those things and I couldn't be both anyways" "Strawberry Shortcake is pink while you are describing me as a "lime green wearing pansy"" "Get your TV facts straight before you accuse me of being anything, you Adam Rose rip off"

Thunderbolt X takes a sip of water.

Thunderbolt X- "Let's get to Hannah Montana's, sorry Fucktanna's, sorry Fontanna's last statement"

Thunderbolt X presses the play button.

(What Fontanna said: Fontanna- Wait a minute...didn't Ginger just kick your ass from pillar to post last week? So how the hell are you in a number one contender match again? You are not worth anymore of my time!)

Thunderbolt X presses the pause button.

Thunderbolt X- "Well if you bothered to watch the match, then you would know that this wasn't true" "There were times in the match where I was getting my ass kicked, but there were times when I was beating the living shit out of her" "Also I came within a second of becoming Hart Champion, so no she did not just kick my ass from pillar to post last week"

Thunderbolt X deletes Fontanna's shitty promos off his phone and finds Cain's.

Thunderbolt X- "Let's move on to Cain's, shall we?" "This should be fun"

Thunderbolt X presses play on his phone.

(What Cain said: First, we've got a man with the fashion sense of a Power Ranger. You know the one. The man who couldn't beat me if his life depended on it. Thunderbolt X.)

Thunderbolt X presses the pause button.

Thunderbolt X- "Hang on, I went from a "lime green wearing pansy with a marshmellow body" to a Strawberry Shortcake and now to a Power Ranger" "My god, can you guys just make up your mind on what I am, geez" "Oh and Cain we will see, who will beat who, this Wednesday"

Thunderbolt X takes a sip of water.

Thunderbolt X- "Alrighty, lets get to statement 2"

Thunderbolt X presses play on his phone.

(What Cain said:…Will he do it by pinning Thunderbolt X?)

Thunderbolt X presses the pause button.

Thunderbolt X- "Now for anyone who hates Cain, he was talking about Fontanna here" "He was saying, 'Will Fontanna win by pinning Thunderbolt X?'" "To answer your question?" "Hell no, in fact the way l see it, is I will walk into MadFare and kick your ass, Cain and I will kick your ass, Fontanna and I will kick your ass, Ethan and I will walk out the number one contender to a title that shoupd be rightfully mine, The Hart Championship" "And if by some stroke of luck, you walk out the Hart Champion, Drew, then you better watch your back as I owe you a beat down that will send you straight to a grave"

Thunderbolt X takes a sip of water.

Thunderbolt X- "Let's get to Cain's last statement"

(What Cain said: "I am not a nice guy. I will not respect you, no matter what you say or do. To me, Thunderballicker, you are a failure of a man who tries SO HARD..." 

Cain wiped his eyes mockingly as canned infant cries are heard. 

"...but just can't get it up for the big fuck. By "big fuck", I mean the match. I mean, look at you."



"This is a sign of special education. Notice the tongue lulled out. Look at the eyes rolled back like you're some kind of Undertaker fan. And who the fuck are you making that face at anyway? Is that poor Steve Sayer? And I thought the time I hooked his nuts to jumper cables was bad. Yes, that happened.)

Thunderbolt X presses pause on his phone.

Thunderbolt X- "Hahahaha, you really are an idiot" "That my 'friend' is a picture of John Cena, not me" "This is me"



Thunderbolt X- "That is me in a tryout match for XWF" "But that is beside the point, you see I typed up your name and this came up"



Thunderbolt X- "It looks like your constipated or that your about to take a shit or something" "Oh and by the way, I could care less if you are a bad guy, I could care less if you don't respect me and I could care less if you think I'm a failure because you think a guy by the name of Thunderballlicker is a failure and my name is Thunderbolt X" "I stated this before, if you can't get my name right, then don't talk to me or about me, capiche?"

Thunderbolt X deletes Cain's shitty promos from his phone.

Thunderbolt X- " I cannot wait for MadFare as I get to unlease my new ruthless side" "Oh and Drew, don't think for one single solitary second, I won't get my payback cause I may cost you the match to prove a point" "Oh and Ethan, Fontanna and Cain, beware cause a Thunderstorm is brewing and it is about to hit!"

The camera shuts down and the scene fades to black.

I'm a lying asshole who says in public threads that he donated to the fed when he didn't

I'm a whiny bitch who sends shitty PMs to my opponent after he beats me fairly

I'm also pretty sure I might be , except I still don't know what means

Be my friend