Please Login or Register to get full access to the forums.

Lost Password? —
Current time: 06-06-2024, 08:19 PM (time should display as Pacific time zone; please contact Admin if it appears to be wrong)                                                                


X-treme Wrestling Federation »   » Archives » 24/7 Federweight Championship
Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Tommy indulges in pederasty
Author Message
Dolly Waters
Guest


XWF FanBase:
(.Awaiting user update)
 (Where is my roster page?)
 
#1
05-27-2015, 05:55 AM

Dolly Waters is walking with a group of friends from class. They all point and start giggling at Tommy who's searching for the meaning of his life in a dumpster.

OHH! Girls! This is that weirdo I’s tellin’ ya’ bout’!

IT’S TOMMY THA’ TARD!

Tha’ one who was fantasizin’ bout’ enslavin’ young girls to be his sex puppets or somethin’

…said he likes tha’ feelin’ of prepubescent blood splashin’ up onto his crotch, and went on bout' how he goes home and masturbates to tha’ Disney channel…

Ewww Tommy! What ah’ creep!
Yer’ tha’ type of man our teachers tell us ta’ look out fer’.

Do you also drive a black van with spray painted windows and try suckerin’ little kids in with candy and such?
Or do you just continue to watch us on tha’ playground from yer’ court ordered 500 feet ban of our School? Wearin’ binoculars, ridin’ round’ with some creepy pet poodle you named after Frodo’s daughter who turned ya’ down fer’ not bein’ man enough.

In all honesty, it’s really, REALLY good ta’ finally see that ya’ accomplished somthin’ here in tha’ XWF, I mean it’s only been over two years of you runnin’ round’ here lookin’ like ah’ moron, but hey! Even tha’ nastiest pederast goes up fer’ parole at some point.

Granted, ya’ won tha’ title cause Ma’Daddy was passed out drunk and Dick E. finally decided to take his meds and wasn’t sleepin’ on tha’ job fer’ once.

I mean let’s face it Tommy, there are boys at my school with downsyndrome who are more likely to succeed than you.

As if comin’ out tha’ womb lookin’ like one of the mean Gremlins wasn’t bad enough, ta’ make matters worse, yer’ Momma’ musta’ helped scale ya’ plumb to tha’ tiptop of tha’ ugly tree, where yer’ goofy butt proceeded to fall, smackin’ every one of them there branches on tha’ way down.

You’re most likely, tha’ worst Federweight Champion of all time, and your reign has just begun… It’s truly unbelievable that ya’ beat Ma’Daddy, technicality or not. You don’t deserve that belt. And since you’re too stupid to opt into tha’ show that you issued an open challenge fer’… tha’ Waters Legacy is here ta’ put an end to this sideshow champion.

I mean seriously Tommy, yer’ absolutely, one hundred percent, a talentless waste of roster space in tha’ XWF… and yer’ bout’ to get beat by an eleven year old girl!!!

That should forever seal up tha’ story of Tommy Wish, tha’ man who wished he didn’t suck so badly…Ah’ bigger joke than Gillberg or Mini Morbid…
and tha’ sad thang bein’ that you were tryin’ ta’ be serious, turnin’ all dark and edgy, instead you just look incredibly gayer.

Dolly makes a loud fart noise with her mouth and puts her finger and thumb in the shape on L on her forehead,

“LOOOOOSER!!!”

Dolly’s friends begin pelting Tommy with rocks, as she runs at him, kicking him square in the nuts. She goes for the cover as he falls down, nearly puking at the smell of his dreadlocks.

1...



2...
Tommy Wish Offline
Some Nobody


XWF FanBase:
Drug addicts, rebels, weirdos
(the villain you love to hate; has cult following; may deal drugs on side)
 XWF Roster Page
Joined: Wed Feb 20 2013
Posts: 815
267,281
Likes Given: 111
Likes Received: 551 in 317 posts
Hates Given: 0
Hates Received: 27 in 29 posts
Hates Given: 0
Hates Received: 27 in 29 posts
Reputation: 66
X-Bux: ✘91,382
#2
05-27-2015, 06:14 AM

Tommy starts to rub the head of young Dolly, and then quickly gains mean boner, while talking to this girl.

You know what Dolly Watters

You're right about me and my deeds

I know my reign will come to an end

But not to a girl like you who makes me

Hornier than a loaded gun to the face

As you pin me at this moment during recess

You should be ignoring cuties from boys

Well a boy like me who can end your innocents

Fuck opting in to that fagot Jupitor's show

I wanted to hear your ugly voice

I don't care about Frodo's daughter

I don't care about slitting your throat

All I care about is just making your life miserable

I can't wait for you to just turn eighteen so I can kill you

Then we see the ref slamming his hand down for the three, but Tommy kicksout and sits up in a Undertaker position in shock of the kids.
Hate Post Like Post
Dick E. Offline
Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP


XWF FanBase:
Teens, some men, few kids
(cheered BECAUSE they break rules and bones)
 (Where is my roster page?)
Joined: Wed Jan 07 2015
Posts: 75
10,144
Likes Given: 33
Likes Received: 38 in 23 posts
Hates Given: 10
Hates Received: 6 in 4 posts
Hates Given: 10
Hates Received: 6 in 4 posts
Reputation: 1
X-Bux: ✘75,000
#3
05-27-2015, 06:52 AM

"Not half bad kid! I already like you more than that penis swallowing, crybaby daddy of yours."

Winner and NEW Federweight champion: Dolly Waters!
[Image: WP1YGuk.png]
Hate Post Like Post
Dolly Waters
Guest


XWF FanBase:
(.Awaiting user update)
 (Where is my roster page?)
 
#4
05-27-2015, 07:12 AM

Dolly kicks her feet back, slinging dirt on Tommy’s face and smiles as Dick E. hands her the belt.

“Well Mr. Dick, Ma’Daddy aint all bad, I swear! I think it was them painpills makin’ him ah’ little moody.”

Quote:Dick E. drapes an American flag across Muddy's shoulders as a single tear of joy rolls down his cheek.

“Oh tha’ good ol’ days… hopefully rehab will help him. THANKS MR. DICK!”

Dolly jumps for joy and runs off with her friends who are collectively singing:

“U-G-L-Y TOM-MEE AINT GOT NO ALLABY… HE UGLY, YEAH, YEAH, HE UGLY!”




Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)