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Mastermind · **04-29-2015, 02:23 PM**

(OOC: I apologize in advance for the upcoming Promo with derogatory words that I don't even use in normal every day language, but needed to put this out there for my own character to use. If I offend any one I sincerely apologize.)

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BIMBO
BITCH
BUSH PIG
COW
CRACK WHORE
DITZ

HAG
FLOOZY
GOLD DIGGER
HOE
HUSSY
PUSSY

SKANK
TART
TRAMP
TROLL
VAMP
WHORE

"Those 19 words are what I think of Maria bloody Brink. I don't fucking well care if I offend her or anyone else watching this promo. She chose to come out and verbally assault me from the get go in her first promo, and that's what she gets for messing with me. I'm not happy.

"That's the least of my mood, since I found out that I was meeting her on Monday Night Madness. I didn't want this match, and I still don't want this match. But rules are rules, and I have to be in this match. She made a promo and I need to reply to her."

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Maria Said:The WOMAN calling himself Mastermind is a fuck ugly loooooser.

"Do you know what you just did Maria? Do you? You just slandered yourself. And because of that you are very libel. I'm going to make you pay for that, and then some. I am indeed a Man, not a woman. I lost the stipulation with Morbid Angel last week, but we came to an arrangement, and those stipulations have been dropped. But I wouldn't think you would know anything at all about that, because you don't even know what's coming out of that ass of yours.

"In saying that you and the Doc could make a very good couple. The King and Queen of Asses. By the way you would be the Queen."

Maria Said:Anyway, Dickless here wishes he was from the good part of Australia

"Okay I'll bite. You are a Yankee Bitch, and as we all know Yankee Bitches do not know one thing about Geography, or in that fact, anything at all really. New Zealand is or was never a part of Australia, maybe back in the day when it broke away from Gondwanaland. If you don't know what Gondwanaland is, look it up you stupid Bitch. Google it. I'm not doing your work for you.

"In the Ice Age most of the Earth was land, before it broke into continents like we have today, New Zealand and Australia split away from Gondwanaland and became the countries they are today. I guess I've already bored the skank to death. I hope I did. Know your Geography skank, or don't say anything at all without backing it up."

Maria Said:stop pretending to be all Doom and Gloom. You're not Batman, you're not dark and broody, and you're not a winner.

"I'm not pretending to be Doom and Gloom, I'm your Doom and Gloom come Monday. You want a piece of me you tramp your wish has been granted. My Doom and Gloom will be all over you. You will suffer like you have never suffered before. I am a Winner. I've won 24 times in my short career here in the XWF, how many times have you won Bitch?"

Maria Said:When is the last time you were semi-relevant? A clue, baby girl, never. You don't pose a real challenge to anyone

"When are you all going to stop this little pathetic charade and also stop with this line of a pathetic attempt to think this doesn't exist. Look Queen of Asses, like I told your King of Asses just a few days ago, I'm fully relevant now. I pose a real threat to everyone. I fought my way up to where I am now. I've been in three title matches within the last month. How many of you been in Bitch? That's right none. None in the last Month. So go fuck yourself. So go and be a slut and do what you do best.

"I've come up against Sebastian Duke for the Intercontinental Title, and just missed out, but I pushed him to his limits. I pushed Loverboy Vinnie Lane to hell and back for his Hart Championship and he had to rest for over a week, he's still recovering. And I pushed the Doc all the way to where he needed to be pushed, for his Universal Championship, and we all know what happened there.

"So I've become relevant, like you've been like a dog and sniffed out butts and cocks. There, I said it, cocks. You fucking piece of white trash whore. I've had more action more than you ever could dream of getting. I've become so, so, popular, with my losing record, that newbies when they first come into the XWF they see me, and feel I could be a great match up for them, rather than being horse shit for other older wiser competitors. But they can't beat me. A few can't, only 1 or 2 can. They all realize just how much I can trouble them.

"If I hadn't made such big mistakes at the last minute, those 38 losses could be more on the winning side. Then we wouldn't be having this conversation Bitch. You see my losing record and then become one of those newbies, and think I can beat this guy. You want to know what I say to that?

"Fuck off.

"And Bitch we'll leave that there because I've had enough of talking to a slut bag like you for the time being. You are not worth the time of day normally, but it is what it is this week. Nothing more nothing less."

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