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Ray Tings · **04-28-2015, 03:38 PM**

(The scene opens into the arena in Toronto where tens of thousands of fans are packed in waiting for the arrival of Monday Madness. Inside of the ring Kane is fighting a local jobber who is fat and geeky looking. Just as the big red monster is about to put the jobber down for the count the song Down With The Sickness plays over the loud speaker. The fans jump to their feet and cheer loudly as Ray Tings runs around wearing a light up jacket that says RAY TINGS = RATINGS on the back. Kane turns around and is met with a RATINGS BREAKER! (Code Breaker) Ray Tings puts Kane into the Anaconda Vice and makes him top out. The referee calls for the bell but Ray gives him the GTR (Go To Sleep). Ray is done wasting time and grabs a mic.

~RAY TINGS~ FINALLY... I... am... HERE!

(Ray points to the fans and pumps his fists with excitement.

~RAY TINGS~ Yeaaah guys!! I am here to save everyone! My name is Ray Tings and Ray Tings equals RATINGS!

(The fans come unglued! They love this man!

~RAY TINGS~ And just like what I did to Glen Jacobs here I will do the exact same to those fart suckers Grime! Scully! And Griff! I am the greatest wrestler on this planet and nobody can tell me otherwise. I know more wrestling holds than anyone else in the locker room. I am a diversified wrestler. I know oriental wrestling moves from the time I spent in Japan. I've dipped in lucha libre! I am the best English wrestler to have step in the ring!Grime you are nothing but what your name says you are. GRIME! Which is dirt that has become ingrained over time on the surface of something! The Extreme Wrestling Federation is so disgusting and dirty that Kirk MacClay has begun to call you superstars by what you truly are. Next week will be the debuts of DIRTY, FILTHY and SLIME! Even the name Scully sounds like a name given to an ASS CLOWN! Griff? What's that? It sounds like another dirty name! Grime you and these two ass clowns give sports entertainment a dirty name! Grime you sit there in your gym smoking cigarettes in Colorado like you're cool with your cowboy killers. The truth is you look like a giant

with your cigarettes and Corona. I am not scared of you, I am disgusted by you! You are a disgrace to this sports entertainment business. Come Monday I will beat you with the Ray-Tings Spike, usher in the highest ratings draw ever seen, and you and the other three nimrods will never EVER be the same... EVER! mate

(The scene goes black.

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