Tommy Turmoil was your average
. He was fucking gay and liked penis. He was a gay pro wrestler who liked to wrestle cocks into his orifices. One day Tommy was sucking some other gay dude's cock when all the sudden he heard a crash. He left to go see what the crash was, but then the dude he he was blowing rammed his cock into Tommy's asshole. That was the day Tommy learned to never turn his back on a gay man.
2002
Hero Xtreme 1.0 was walking across a hall at a brisk pace.
Tommy Turmoil: Hero Xtreme 1.0? Can I talk to you?
NOCMM: Fuck no you rookie
.
Tommy Turmoil: Who said that?
NOCMM: I did. I'm Hero Xtreme 1.0's manager. You can't see me because I am invisible.
Tommy Turmoil: Can I talk to your client?
NOCMM: My client doesn't talk to rookies, especially if they are
who are going to Hell.
Tommy Turmoil: But I want to touch his butt. I am in love with him.
NOCMM: A man can't love a man. That's a just a fetish and a choice. When you grow out of this rebellious phase it'll be too late and you'll have damned yourself to Hell. That's a bad way to live your life.
Tommy Turmoil: If I can't have sex with your client I'll be in agony.
NOCMM: Then kill yourself and go to Hell you fucking
.
Tommy Turmoil retired from wrestling and killed himself. He went to Hell and got raped by shemale Asian demons. The end.
Star of The Month (February 2002)
WXC Tag Team Champion x3 (/w Venom Explosion (2), DJ Death)
UWF X-Treme Champion x5
UWF No Limits Champion x2
UWF Tag Team Champion x1 (/w Shaker Jones)
BBCXR Heavyweight Champion x4
SOW World Champion x2
RXW World Champion x1
RXW X-Division Champion x1
NWPW Rapid Division Champion x 3
WFWD Intercontinental Champion x2
XWL United States Champion x2
XWL European Champion x1
XWL Tag Bowl Winner (/w White Abyss)
BLOOD Bleeding Champion x3
All Time Record: 912-32-4
Hero Xtreme Un Record: 0-3-0
Priority prayers and more, back open for business.
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