04-01-2015, 10:17 PM
Nice try, Sebastian Duke. NICE TRY. You almost had me going! You almost had me crying in sadness from the way you cute me soooooo deep. Literally. If it hadn’t been for the fact that I have balls and am not intimidated by a total tool like yourself, I might actually have felt the impact of your blows. Alas, I do and I’m not.
Now let’s see what the ‘King of Darkness’ had to say. You claimed I had to ask directions on where to find the ring and CorVus? Are you really that daft or are you really that ignorant? That was part of the plan you buffoon. Shane now looks like a total moron and you got to jump CorVus while he wasn’t paying attention. You get your revenge, Shane looks even more like a nutter that can’t be trusted, and I got the trophy I so desperately wanted.
Sounds like a win across the board, but sure say I only pick up the pieces. Say I couldn’t have handled CorVus on my own? HA! I was biding my time, looking for the right moment. I can’t help you jumped him from behind and went to town on him before I could.
YOU made it possible to have some relevance? HA! If it wasn’t for me, you wouldn’t even be wearing that belt. I was distracted and didn’t try my hardest and thus gave you an easy win in the first round. Without that, you wouldn’t be wearing that belt.
Hell, if Shane didn’t feel bad for you and kiss your ass after you whined like a little bitch, you wouldn’t even be holding that title and be defending it in this match. But surreeeeeee, you’re the big bad undefeated champion. How’s that asterisk by your name feel?
Oh, well I suppose it was meant to be to bring up Lethal Lottery. But yeah, you’re right. I let you down at Lethal Lottery. Can you ever forgive me? How ever can I make it up to you? Do you want me to kiss your royal boots? Do you want me to feed and water the Royal Hounds for a year? What can I do? I tell you what, how about I just tell you to fuck off? Perhaps the reason I took that dive was because, I cared not about moving further in that. Truthfully, it didn’t look like you gave a shit either. Maybe you did, but you could’ve fooled me as well as the audience. I took the dive because I had more important things to do. However, I didn’t quite anticipate CorVus attacking and trying to put Harrison on the shelf.
But it gave Harrison and Hysteria just the break we needed. Now Hysteria is back and there will be hell to pay for Defiance, but that’s looking ahead. Let’s focus on the King of Darkness.
He decided to dive into the past of Hysteria and LH Harrison. How interesting. You decided to bring up Turning Point? Where you took on one Tri Bute and I took on Morbid Angel. Now it’s interesting because you say that I beat a midget by the name of Mini Morbid, but how blind are you? Maybe your mind is leaving you after all of your time jumping, but let’s reassess this PPV match. I did not take on Mini Morbid. Hysterismall took on Mini Morbid. That’s right. Rather than have our scheduled bout, Morbid and I elected to bow out of the match so Morbid could be well-rested for the main event where he would cash-in his briefcase. Oh and that match I lost to you? Well that was once again me ignoring my own well-being in exchange for the bigger picture.
What mattered more?
My record against you?
Or ensuring that my Higher Power was able to cash-in successfully?
Yeah, you were the smaller fish. I can see past my own self and worry about the bigger picture. That’s something I thought you would be able to understand, but I’ve been wrong before. Like when I assumed that you would be a worthy challenge.
Instead all I’m seeing is an ego-maniac who has been believing his own hype for far too long. But that’s okay, just keep believing. It’ll make you feel better and then Theo and the rest of your Illuminatus goonies don’t have to clean up your alligator tears.
You want to offer me a challenge, Sebastian Duke? Well consider your offer accepted in a BIGGGGGGG way. You see, I’m not pussy-footing around. I am going to kick your ass. I am going to rip that title from your cold, lifeless fingers. You think you control how long you are champion? HA! That’s hardly true. That is, of course, unless you have selected me as your successor. If you haven’t, well that’s too fucking bad. You see, you’re getting me at 100% and at 100mph.
Your little story seems to have ended in quite the ruckus. It seems your leadership has been emerged in a firefight. Thank goodness for that, I wasn’t sure how many more boring tirades by Asmodeus I could take. Seriously that guy drones on and on almost as much as you do, but not quite as monotonous and droll.
The most imperative point of that winning record are the names that I did conquer.
Game Boy.
Guppy Parsh.
Mystica.
You may scoff at names like Pest, Swagmire, and others, but the simple fact remains… they were wins. Winning, as you said, isn’t the easiest thing to accomplish here at the XWF, but I’ve managed to keep my record far above .500. Even when I was the Prophetic champion. I held that belt from November all the way until March. Until I burned it as a sacrifice to The Higher Power.
One title match in my entire history here, and you know what happened in that match?
I won.
This match will be no different.
I step it up in big situations and an Intercontinental Championship match is just the big match I’ve been looking for. Prepare yourself, Sebastian Duke.
Hysteria is coming for your gold.
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