Duncan is stood behind an overturned table.

"Tonight Mastermind I have something different to show you. I'm not going to do another standard I hate you and I'm gonna beat you promo. Instead I am going to demonstrate your pathetic-ness through the medium of sock puppetry. Say your names my beauties.

Duncan pulls out two sock puppets. One looks like Mastermind, the other looks like Maria.

"I'm Mastermind, I used to be a champion but now I suck. Can you ever forgive me Maria"

"Oh Mastermind my love I could forgive you even if you lost almost every week"

"That's lucky because I do"

"I know but that doesn't matter to me. I don't need good looks, success, fast cars, big houses, jet planes, nice clothes or any of that stuff. As long as your good in the sack I'll forgive anything"

"Oh shit. Well never mind that I have something I must ask you my darling Maria"

"What is it Mastermind"

"Well its difficult to say"

"It's Ok I know what your going to say"

"you do?

"yes, Your too scared to face Duncan B. Deadly and you want to run away with me"

"Actually that was the second thing I was going to ask you"

"Oh. What was the first"

"Will you marry me Maria?"

"But I'm just a humble sock from a humble sock family and I don't know what to say"

"Say yes and make me the happiest sock in the world"

"I can't, there is another sock in my life"

"What?!?"

"Actually your number 178 in a list of 234 favourite socks"

"No say it ain't so"

"It's so my love, I'm sorry I must fly"

"My heart is broken. Boo hoo hoo, boo hoo hoo, boo hoo hoo"

Duncan takes off the sock puppets and puts them on his bare feet . He stands up and grabs the camera close too his face.

"Mastermind, your life is so much more interesting in sock puppet form. In the future keep it that way. Duncan Be outer here"

Duncan throws the camera on the floor and the screen goes black.