Turd Lopez was on a stroll through the park today. The park resembled a winter wonderland with all of the frosted tree branches and the nearby frozen lake that glistened from the rising sun. Turd adorned himself with the skeletal mask for the occasion. The design popped out at you with with it's white pattern that fell against his all black suit. Snow flakes pelted Turd as he dusted off a nearby bench with his gloved hand.
Soon the XWF will meet Turd Lopez. But for now, I've taken it upon myself to introduce myself to my opponents.
Turd Lopez pulls a big, black sack over his shoulder, like Santa would.
More specifically, my opponents' mothers!
Turd Lopez reaches into the sack and pulls out four heads belonging to some unknown women. The heads appear to have been frozen over night.
Say hello to the mothers of JAWS, Mastermind, Duncan B Deadly, and Bobby Zi! My new toys.
Turd Lopez places each head on the bench in front of him, lining them up.
Now, I know what you're thinking. "Turd Lopez, it ain't right that you went and attacked those guys' mothers." But I don't care! I raped and murdered all of their mothers! What are you going to do, cry about it? I'm Turd Lopez, I can do anything I want! I'm not weighed down by your rules. These heads belonged to the mothers of my opponents and I took them. I did what no one else around here has the balls to do.
I did it because that kind of thing is fun for me.
And because I want to see what my opponents will do about it.
What will be their response? Are any of them brave enough to go after my mother?
I will give you the address to where she's staying.
11 Snow Ln,
Windsor, VT 05089
Here is a picture of her:
I do this because I believe in a fair game, and because I want to see what you are capable of.
What will you do with my mother?
Fuck her? Kill her? Fall in love?
Be careful, gentlemen.
The four severed heads on the bench is the final image that we see before Turd walks away, snow crunching beneath his boots.
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