"As anyone with half a brain and any semblance of an attention span knows, there's been one man who keeps avoiding my challenges. I've done practically everything but show up at his door step and drag him into the ring. I'm tired of waiting around for the match, and I'm sure the entire locker room can't wait for it any longer either. What's it going to take? It's time to stop avoiding the challenge.






Fight me, Crimson Dong."

1X - GOAT.

ensted uv dung u gt da nxt bezt ting


*prolngd pors*

*drom rol*

crod go wild az tush iz apeer

Pushy Tushy I name is them Crimson Dong pen dye suggest to shut your asshole before I plug it like dat puss. Step off the dong or got get. If you were in front of me I wood cut your pasty graces. King John you can puss puss foot around my challenge too long end wait, because sooner and later this boomer is going to jim ross your ass into BBQ circle jerks with BBCs and BBBs gallery! Dong v Tush v John, I win. Dong and Tush v John, I would win. Dong and v any1, I still win. No matter the outcome I win any concentration. Dong will homogenize these fields of beanstalks anytime anyplace anywherever. Now where's dat puss? Need my next hit, need dat puss dat puss, need dat puss! Need my fix. Here kitty kitty.