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Caroline O'Hara Burchill · **11-30-2014, 08:05 AM**

Oh Michael, my poor, sweet little crumpet, I'm so sorry to hear about your injury. Such an unfortunate outcome that has definitely turned the tides. Look on the bright side of things: at least you'll stay out of my way and you won't be caught in the cross fire. Not only that, but now I can solely focus on getting Shinsuke's ass handed to him multiple times and I can show everyone why they shouldn't mess with me. Shinsuke is nothing more but a case of wilful ignorance that insists he can beat me. Not only that, but he's even cracked a few jokes right at me! Wow, I never knew that this was a Comedy Central special that we were doing! I thought that this was wrestling, not a comedy club. Kindergarten? Yawn. Call someone a kindergartner because they're short. Do I even need to explain the amount of pettiness that was just displayed there? And here I thought these were supposed to be "jokes". Dominatrix? Clearly you're too fucking stupid to understand what I meant and you just proved that you're too feeble minded that you come up with a statement such as that just to compensate for your lack of originality and trying to actually be funny.

Shinsuke, I simply don't care about what you've done before the XWF. I don't care about how famous you are. Bask in the fame and glory all you want, but I don't care about how many screaming fans rush out to meet you or how they chant your name or any other irrelevant crap. You're nothing of value or importance here. And here you go again, talking about being strong. Again, this is wrestling, not the Mr. Olympia competitions. If you came here just to get off from seeing jacked up guys wearing spray tan and baby oil, then you came to the wrong place.

Of course, that is if you're talking about being strong in a physical sense, which is what you're implying as evident by that whole hypothermia joke you made yesterday.

Just because you lift weights, drink protein shakes and take vitamins doesn't automatically make you a great wrestler. Obviously you need exemplary talent and athleticism, resourcefulness and the brains to pull off a victory against your opponent. It's not about pandering to the fans and kissing their asses. If you can't show that you can wrestle and all you do is boast about how much of a superstar celebrity you are as a last act of desperation to prove that you have some kind of worthiness, then you clearly don't belong here. This is a wrestling organization, not a competition to see who is the most popular. Obviously you can't seem to get the whole picture.

What you've stated was already said and you're beginning to sound so overly redundant like a broken record right about now. Again, compensating for lack of originality. If you're going to repeat the same shit tirelessly over and over again, then you might as well just shut the fuck up and stop wasting your damn time... and matter of fact, don't waste my time coming up with stupid shit to say. Simple as that.

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