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~~MARIA BRINK~~ · **11-18-2014, 03:27 PM**

Hi, guys. It's Maria B. The prettiest girl in the whole fed! Some of you may know me as the former Mrs. PEter Gilmour, lol. I've been out of the ring for a while, not since I found out I was pregnant. Luckily for Lucius, I lost the baby! Turns out that Skydiving while Pregnant is a horrible idea, but that's ok. Because it just means I get to come in and give Lucius another loss to me. lol. He can pray to the higher power all he wants, but he needs to remember something. I am not someone to underestimate. I am Maria Fucking Brink, and I am here to win. Something Fyre isn't accustomed to. I'm the reason Billy Zane is dead. I am the reason why Ezekiel Williams Carter will not live to a ripe old age. Because I am not just Maria Brink, but I am Maria Brink infused with AIDs. The AIDs virus living in me once lived in Zeke, and it moved onto Billy Zane, and come tomorrow, I will infect you. You should have run and hid from the match. Or did you not know who the fuck I am? It's ok to be afraid of me, once you figure out who I am.

It's ok, go call Ghost Tank some more, I'm sure in his infinite ability to lose most of his matches he's able to properly size people up. Didn't he tell you that submissions are my weakness? Wherever would he get that idea from? Have I ever been beaten by a submission? Yeah, once. When Billy was running shit. And yet you think you can beat me with a submission, because I'm not a technical fighter? I'd love to know where the dipshit is getting this information from, because I think he confused himself and me. Might want to fix that, I'm actually capable of hurting people. You and Tank aren't. In fact, I'm the most dangerous one in this little federation. It's it cute how that works? You've got the cutest girly here also doubling as the deadliest. Yeah, and your dumbass wants to try and apply some fucking Ghost Tank logic to stop me? The new breed of Monster who can only win a match when teamed with Kinwrathi, or fighting Jill fucking Lorder. That's awesome. Base all of your life decisions off of his fucking worthless opinions. It works out so well for him. Right? I mean, he is the pinnacle of success. Isn't he? Oh wait, we're not in Bizarro World.

Oh shit, though. I can't believe I missed this

opener. He thinks he's going to uproot me, and destroy my "Venus Fly Trap" or cure me? Because there's a cure for AIDs, right? I mean, you know that AIDs is a death sentence, because it won't go away. I guess, I might be expecting too much from a piece of shit like you. It's fucking sad that I'm spending this much time on you. Perhaps your mom should have. Maybe then you wouldn't be going around like some kind of fucking Edward Cullen rip off. Acting like you some kind of demon or something, selling a Hellhound, or what you claim is a hellhound. We all know it was really just a fucking dog you glued some fins on. If you even put that much effort into it. Hell, that'd be more effort than you put into your matches. Ever. Fucking joke. Speaking of jokes, lemme ask you something. How's it feel to have gotten your ass kicked by the dude you're now running to for advice? I bet it feels like shit, knowing you're not fucking good enough to beat the dude who can't beat Mastermind. And then to make it worse, you have to literally go to the bottom of the barrel for advice on how to get better.

Fucking pathetic, that's what it is. Hell, that would describe your entire life. I'd wager that if I called your dad and asked him how proud he is of you, he'd laugh and claim to have no son. Oh right, your mom sold her soul to Satan, or something. So you're next claim will be that you're the son of Satan. Cool story, bro. But the problem is that you're following a higher power and threatening damnation. That kind of goes against the teachings of Satan. don't it? Since he's the dude who wants you to do whatever. Not be held down. And yet, you're doing the opposite of that by threatening damnation. Awesome. A moron and a hypocrite. I guess you're just this week's Cain. Or Darkwynd, or whatever bullshit he's peddling this week. Isn't it fun to have nothing worth a solid fuck to say, so you have to parrot others in order to get even the most rudimentary of ideas out, and then to even get those wrong. I really wish your mom would have tripped down a flight of stairs. That'd have been the best news ever.

Fuck me, I guess I'm going to go and fix her mistake. Just you know, a long while too late. You are aware the meaning of torture, right? Because that's what I'm going to unleash on you tomorrow. Actually, no. I have a better idea. I'm going to call Theo, and ask him to please give you a Universal Title shot, that way you'll get at least one match people will watch. And when they watch your match, they'll get a great laugh as Theo sits down and let's you kick your own ass. Or maybe, Luca will follow through with his challenge to you, and he can embarrass you like he did to the last three dudes he stepped into the ring with when they thought they were hot shit. That'd be amazing. In fact, I am begging, Luca Arzegotti, come forward and make a mother fucker cry after I kick his ass. But then, leave him so that Theo can do the Uni shot thing. Please. I'm begging you guys, for real. Do this. This is the only fucker stupid enough to lose to Ghost Tank, when he didn't have help. Seriously guys. As a wedding present for me?

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