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Caroline O'Hara Burchill · **10-31-2014, 07:27 AM**

Tyson Fury and Darkwynd will be nothing more but annoying little pests that will get stomped on and crushed underneath the heels of my feet. It is just as simple as that, written in bold, fine print.

First off is Darkwynd. Already we can come to the conclusion that he is a moronic fucktard because he changed the "i" to a "y". Wow, how original! I don't even know what I should make out of his promo. It was just that fucking stupid. Honestly, I think I've lost some of my brain cells from watching that piece of shit promo that doesn't have any value, relevance, or some kind of point trying to be made. Jesus Christ, what was the whole point of that? I've wasted ten minutes of my precious fucking time that I will never get back. I swear, the guy must be mentally challenged because when that interview lady asked him about Tyson Fury, Darkwynd began to talk about Mike Tyson. Seriously, are you that absentminded? I don't even know if he was trying to be funny. This fucking cockhead thinks that he's intimidating with a name like Darkwynd and having his held tilted to all sorts of angles like the fucking exorcist. He also goes around and capture criminals like he's some wannabe caped crusader or whatever. Dude, you're nothing more but a motherfucking joke! Your ass must be jealous from all of the shit and pure fuckery that just spewed out of your damn mouth. I don't even understand why that interview lady was scared of you in the beginning. Do you think that you actually should be taken seriously? Hold up, no! Don't even try to think. You will just strain your brain and you will come up with even more dumber and pointless shit to say. Just do yourself a favor and take your ass back to the group housing where you belong.

Next up on the fucktard line is Tyson Fury. Tyson, where are you at buddy? Still on board the Hype Train Express because you won your "début" match? Good for you! Unfortunately, you're going to have to come down from Cloud Nine now and bring your ass back to the sad reality that you will lose this time around. Tyson, you're just so... God, I don't even know what to say about you. I mean, he hasn't been around much since four days ago? I don't even know if I should even waste my breath on him. It would be a waste of my damn time. However, he's one of those wrestlers that tries to intimidate people when a fourth grade bully is better at making people piss in their pants. He's just another fucking idiot.

I may not have much to say right now... Probably because I'm still trying to wrap my brain around Darkwynd's first promo. I'm sure I'll have a lot to say once these two two shit-for-brains respond. Let's just pray that they will actually come up with something more literate to say that's actually relevant and makes a lot of sense.

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