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JillLorder · **10-20-2014, 03:26 PM**

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5:35 P.M.
October 20, 2014.
Jill's Motel Room - Greenville, SC.

•RECORDING

*The red light of the camcorder comes on as Jill positions the camcorder properly on the dresser so that it was at a perfect angle to capture her in the footage. Once she had the camcorder exactly where she wanted it to be, Jill scurried back onto the bed, making sure that she was at the right spot.*

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a shocking NEW development that had been released: The Two Stooges have finally responded! Wait -- scratch that. Apparently they prefer it if I refer to them as "The Insurance Policy for Fellow Mentally

People Like Us!" or some crap like that because they didn't like the nicknames I gave them originally. Anyways, the whole point is that they finally spoke up and had some things to say. It sure took you two long enough. They were able to compose well-structured and literate sentences. They even used the word digress! Kinda funny how they say my nicknames lack "originality" yet they just used Peter's own word, but still! Congratulations, you two know how to speak and comprehend the basic English language! We can all rejoice now. Yay!

So Leon and Dustin, your recent promo proved that you two aren't just two airheads who are nothing more but a pair of latchkeys for Maverick. You actually have some sense in those peanut-sized noggins of yours. However, stupidity is still a bliss amongst us. There's just a few faults that I need to address here. Leon, you stated how I am an advocate for dumb blondes everywhere when, ironically enough, I'm not even blonde! You completely refuted your own statement of me being an advocate for dumb blondes by pointing out the fact that I'm not a blonde myself. Does that make any sense to you whatsoever? Come on now, you gotta do better than that! But anyways, moving on...

You know, I was actually joking about the whole thing where I said that Dustin gets off from people being put though a table with burning fecal matter on it. But now that you've revealed that dirty little secret of yours to be true, you've just made Pest's constant carnal desire for having sex with girls who haven't even hit a B cup in their bra size yet seem perfectly normal and sane. You're actually worse than that sick freak! Now that's saying something... in fact, that's saying a lot. Besides, no woman would ever want to bang around with some greasy slime ball such as yourself, Dustin. If you were to be put side-by-side next to Peter Gilmour, you would make Peter appear as thin as Kate Moss or some other ridiciously skinny model. What's your blood type anyway? Fried chicken? Grease? Cheeseburger? What, what is it?

Now, let me cast all these remarks and jokes aside and get on to a serious note here. In all honesty, I have no clue as to who the hell the two of you are. In fact, I don't know exactly what I'm getting myself into as I'm entering our upcoming match. Zero. Nada. Zip. Zilch. Nil. Diddly-squat! In fact, that's the whole point for this week's edition of Madness: for newcomers, nobodies and all the new kids on the block to step into the ring and show the entire XWF universe exactly what they got. We so happen to be one of the fairly new up-and-coming rising stars that'll get to showcase our stuff in the four-squared battleground... and our match will be a battle. It'll be a bloodbath, it'll be a full-on carnage out there. In fact, it'll be nothing more but a war. We'll be clawing and hammering away at one another. Nothing but ruthless aggression will be out there as we try to eliminate each other. Tony and I against the two of you.

However, I do know one thing: This is our moment to shine. Our moment to give one of the best performances in our wrestling careers. This is our moment to prove our self worth amongst the XWF roster. So, Leon and Dustin, I want you two to give Tony and I your absolute damn best in the ring. Let's give the fans one hell of an epic match. Let's prove the naysayers all wrong and show everyone exactly what we're capable of. Let's give them our all. You say that you could easily pick Tony and I up without much trouble? Alright then. You make sure you back up your words and you follow through on your promise. As the old saying goes: Actions speak louder than words. I know, I know. I keep using that phrase a lot. But really, some of you need to be reminded that running your mouths alone isn't going to get you far. The reason why I say that Tony and I can beat you is because we're confident in our abilities to do so. I know exactly how to back my words up and I always do.

Speaking of which, I think I'm done here. I'll let you two digest what I've said and fully comprehend all of it. Until then, see you on Wednesday.

*And so, after having those words to say, Jill gets up and shuts off the camcorder.*

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