So what do you think is going to happen when RoboWrestler1 steps into the ring with Crimson Face this week with all their cashola on the line?
That's easy.
Ok, and?
I think RoboWrestler1 will kill him and take all his money.
You don't think a being that seems to have godlike powers can pose a threat to a robotic killing machine?
Nah, not really. I mean what's Crimson Face going to do to a robot? Gods can only hurt humans.
Really.
Yeah man it's true. It's a proven fact.
Gods can only hurt humans.
Correct.
I um, I don't know what to say to that.
Do you have any physical proof otherwise? RoboWrestler1 is a robot, not a human. He can't be hurt by a god.
Only humans huh? What about animals? What if RoboWrestler1 was a kangaroo? Would he be invincible to a god?
That's ridiculous and stupid. Why would a kangaroo be named RoboWrestler1?
Ok, that's not the point. I'm... nevermind.
Exactly, my logic cannot be argued. RoboWrestler1 can't be hurt by a god and no he's not an animal, stupid.
Whatever man. All I'm saying is if Crimson Face can manipulate the forces around him and change shape like he's done, he probably can find a way to hurt a...
Nope.
You didn't let me fi...
Nope.
Aaah! Dammit!
And that's exactly what will happen to Crimson Face. He will try his homogod logic on RoboWrestler1 and it will keep failing. Nope nope nope, no effect. After a few tries he will get frustrated and scream dammit.
You're unbelievable. You actually picture the match going that way?
I do.
Didn't you see his match against Mastermind? Even Mastermind was able to figure out a way to gain some sort of an advantage over RoboWrestler1, even if it was only temporary.
Yeah but who won the match?
RoboWrestler1, obviously. Mastermind doesn't win matches.
Right so even if Crimson Face figures out some weird way of throwing RoboWrestler1 off balance, RoboWrestler1 will still come back and win. He'll make the so called god his bitch and take all his money just like he said.
I guess we'll have to wait and see what happens. And what do you think about this weird phenomenon where RoboWrestler1 keeps showing up and apparently killing people who discuss his upcoming matches? Do you think we're next?
Haha oh man I love that. No we're not next, dumbass. That's all just for hype to build the match. Not to mention those people were all being recorded talking and we're not, so there'd be no point in killing us and turning this into a promo or whatever.
Actually I am recording this. Look over there.
Holy crap dude, why the hell is there a camera on us?
Because I'm recording this. RoboWrestler1 asked me to.
What!?
That's right, he said he'd give me my very own hooker if I did this for him.
Did what exactly?
Recorded you and me talking before I let him show up and eat you.
Oh my god are you stupid. Robots don't eat people.
Tell it to RoboWrestler1. While he eats you.
Ok, I will!
*clomp clomp*
Me, hungry.
Up here RoboWrestler1! We're up in the bedroom!
You idiot! He's going to kill us both!
No, just you. I struck a deal with him.
Yeah but he's the same guy who got a bunch of hookers and then didn't pay them! Why would he live up to his bargain with you?
Because I'm not a hooker.
No, you're worse!
*clomp clomp clomp*
Time, to, eat.
Dammit he sounds almost like a robotic version of Gilmour!
Come on in, RoboWrestler1. He's all yours.
[the bedroom door opens and RoboWrestler1 walks in]
Get, in, my, breasts.
[RoboWrestler1's chest opens up and begins sucking in air]
Oh god no! I'm being sucked in! Help!
I'm being pulled in too! This wasn't part of the deal we had, RoboWrestler1! What are you doing!
Ha, ha, ha.
[the last thing the camera sees is RoboWrestler1 with two young men flying into his chest]
Dinner, is, served. Now, for, dessert. Crimson, Face, I, am, coming, for, you. Time, to, get, paid.
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[the happy dance ensues]
[minutes later, RoboWrestler1 gets into his truck and drives off in search of children to innocently sell ice cream to, but charges them high prices for it]
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