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Dwight Schrute · (09-21-2014)

OOC: Scene opens up to Dwight Schrute walking on a sidewalk while a camera follows him

Recently, my other two opponents released their promos for the upcoming match. And let's be honest, they were quite pathetic. One opponent hasn't even released a promo yet. How does he think he's going to win this match? I guess it's just going to be an easy win for me. Let's give a run down on my opponents' promo, shall we?

-Schrute gets into his Pontiac Trans Am, and the cameraman gets into the passenger seat-

First off, let's start with that loser Bryan James' promo. In his promo, he talks about how he gets back into wrestling again. What a loser! I mean who cares about how you miss the crowd roaring your name. And his wrestling promotion before the XWF. Complete Wrestling Federation? Is that even a real thing? I've never heard of that one. Probably because it's so minor that nobody has ever heard about it. In fact, it was so bad that the owners gave up and stopped paying their bills. That just adds to my point that the CWF is for nobodies. Then, towards the end of his promo, he claims that "us three clowns" will probably say that he's a nobody and that we have no right to talk bad about him. I'm not saying that you're a nobody, even though that's what your previous wrestling promotion was for, but if you're going to make a good promo, do it the right way. And after this match, you're not going to gain respect. Nobody's going to respect you unless you win, which you probably won't.

Now, let's talk about that other guy's promo. I can't really figure out his name at the moment because it's so damn confusing. I think it might be Feder Olaf or something like that. I don't know, Russia is a very weird and confusing country. I watched his promo and figured that this man is a hypocrite. He says that people hitting each other with objects and claiming its a skill disrespect the sport of wrestling. Then, he shows a clip of him almost killing people with barbed wire on fire. He disrespects the sport of wrestling just as much as they do. Violence destroys lives he says. You destroy lives! Then, he points out a main event from an earlier Warfare, and he calls the participants animals. Honestly, at this point, I don't even care about this guy's promo. He says one thing and completely goes behind it. This man is a dirty, disgusting liar who should be ashamed of himself for joining the sport of wrestling.

My opponents are truly pathetic, and they'll find out this coming Warfare who's the manager around here.

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