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50 things that have it easier to survive than my opponents rp.1
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(cheered; very rarely plays dirty; many likable qualities)


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08-11-2014, 07:33 AM

- it appears the image. We can see a camouflage-clothed Clean Lucena in the center of it, and the video have a not very high quality. But we can see him, talking, a bit angry and nice at the same time -


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Clean Lucena: My name is Clean, the former "Worst In The World Lucena", Mr. Respeto, who had a pretty bad defeat at last week Wednesday Warfare after two consecutive wins against the ones of Warrior Prime and Peter Gilmour, great warriors that bended the knees to... THE MOST RESPECTFUL MAN THAT ALMERIA, ANDALUCIA, SPAIN, has ever offered and this humble people pleasant wants to tell you something. Right now, Clean Lucena is a very, very angry man because of the lose that I had last week. I got a shortcut, maybe I got overconfident because of my success, but I'll tell you something. The people should get good things out of things like that so I'll try to be humble again. Heroes needs to be humble more than be an example of arrogance and I'll be that guy again that shock the world when I beat Prime and Gilmour, both, in two consecutive wins. But that doesn't mean I'm not a angry because of the big loss I suffer. In fact I'm going to tell you a little story. When I was in my wrestling training times, there was a guy that always put my on my nerves. It's the kind of guy that is like Atomsk and Gabriel whatever, pretencious people that think that wrestling is the kind of court where geeks that are addicted to World Of Warcraft have their place to tell all the shits they want to spread out of their mouths. Well, one day, he started to say a pretty stupid catchphrase that said that "complete his character" and I got angrier than ever. Then, when we had a training match, and I started to throw my elbows, I wasn't even... Cheat then. I just throw elbows. After that match, he had to get to the hospital because of my elbows. Some people that were seeing it said that he just fall down because of a heart attack. But I know it wasn't a heart attack or something like that, but I know the truth... that it was my elbows. Two days after, the doctors said he was ok and after three years, he got lung cancer and died. Some people say that it was the lung cancer, other ones that it was his original heart attacks... but I didn't say the truth till today because everyone knows what could happen to me, I could be in jail. But it was my elbows. And now I'm Clean so I use them more than anything to win matches so these two guys I'll compete this wednesday are in trouble. Because now I grow up a little bit and I know that the level of angriness I got that time at my wrestling school it's anything near the level of angriness I have right now. So, in order to advert them to not put a feet on the canvas that day if they don't want to die because of the respect I process for them, me and the guy recording this video, The Biographer, have made a list of fifty things that have more chances to survive in theirs actual occupations than them,. So, here we go!

1.- Sean Bean, in anything he's recording right now.
2.- Anyone related to Sean Bean's character.
3.- Gaza's kids.
4.- Kim Jong Il. Someday, Sometime.
5.- Bin Laden.
6.- Tyrion Lannister. Come on, he's a midget, how is he already alive.
7.- The Mountain?
8,- PES. FIFA will kill it.
9.- XBOX one.
10.- Ramsay Snow, now Bolton. C'mon, Martin.
11.- Freddy Adu. He just doesn't have it.
12.- Paul George.
13.- Fidel.
14.- Darth Vader in the new Star Wars movies.
15.- Lebron if he put a step on Miami again.
16.- Thursdays being the new Fridays. Tuesdays are getting strong.
17.- Starks.
18.- Extras on Michael Bay's films.
19.- Michael Bay.
20.- Rihanna.
21.- The former king of Spain.
22.- Spain monarchy.
23.- Anything in Africa.
24.- Some guys of the hood.
25.- I'm already sick of Taco Bell and I'm a strong investor, so I'll say them.
26.- Most of spanish banks.
27.- Steve Urkel's actor if he isn't dead yet.
28.- Dunno if there would be again a Joker character on other film, but the poor guy that portray the char if there is another one.
29.- Sundays. Everybody should start thinking they're part of the normal week. Fucking shitty day.
30.- Biographer likes it or not, Gerard Depardieu. He's gross.
31.- Hamas.
32.- Anything in Irak.
33.- Auswich survivors. They'll be like on theirs two hundred, aren't they?
34.- Most of the late night shows on US.
35.- TNA contract with Spike.
36.- TNA next "big story".
37.- Most of the contracts of TNA's workers that receive a strong push in the past.
38.- Hulk Hogan's relevance on the world.
39.- WWE Network.
40.- The N word used as a offensive comment.
41.- The Biographer pants when I'll try to do today. I will give a clue in the next number.
42.- A pretty big animal.
43.- The fact that someone, somewhere in the competence say something about wrestling bears totally in-character.
44.- The doubts you can have about what I was going to do.
45.- Your curiosity for the place I am right now.
46.- Any doubts you can have about my wrestling skills.
47.- This part of the top. Maybe it can die before the guys, but it's just because I wanted!
48.- Your doubts of me cheating again in a wrestling match.
49.- Your initial thinking of me changing my ways when I get "Clean-Up" no matter if I have really changed.
50.- And more important, Justin Bieber. It almost like he's already dead. Let the guy of the Pirates of Caribbean films do his thing. You hear Atomsk, Gabriel, Bieber has less chance of die than you.

Well, That's all. Now it's the time for bravery! Maybe you have read between lines on the list, but right now, I'm Vancouver, in the middle of the forest, and just to show you I'm not the pussy I show I was last week, and to warm those two dudes, I'll kill a grizzly bear with my own hands. You see Vince. Your people on your company claim that they wrestle bears but they have no prove of it. Well, here you have it, someone that actually make a wrestling promo wrestling a bear. And you Atomsk and Gabriel Adams, this is nothing compared what I'll do to your human being! Let's do this shit, Bio.

it will continue =)
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