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LH Harrison · (08-11-2014)

It’s late on a Sunday night and the camera turns on to show LH Harrison tuck in his youngest daughter for the night. He kisses her on the head but notices the darkness out of the window. LH quickly walks out of the room towards Franky with the camera.

LH: Hey Franky, follow me.

Bucky: Yeah, whassup?

LH: I have an idea. Just follow me.

LH walks out of the house and out the front door into the darkness. Franky trots behind him shaking the camera as he moves. He turns on the light on the camera as LH walks into the front yard of the small home.

LH looks around but sees nothing.

LH: Cain?! Mastermind?! Where are you? You claim to be watching from the shadows well here I stand! Why don’t you show yourselves unless you’re afraid to enter the light?

He waits for a moment only for nothing to happen. He instructs Franky to turn off the light on the camera. Franky obliges.

LH: As I thought. Too unsure of yourselves to come meet me face-to-face. Now, there’s no light. It’s completely dark, and neither Franky nor I can see anything. You claimed to watch me from the shadows yet, when I enter the shadows, you run like coward. Come out and face me Cain!

LH waits for a minute more as nothing is heard or seen.

LH: Well, I can’t say I’m surprised. For all this talk of evil and darkness, you don’t seem to be a very fearsome duo. You told me to watch the shadows so here I am, standing where you told me not to be. Should I be quaking in my boots? Should I go back inside so you can watch from an unseen vantage point like a coward? Maybe I should beg and plead our GMs to change the match-up? I’m sure Mastermind would like that. After all, he commented on the fact that I said I’m more worried about the two of you than the team of Cobra and Fandango. According to Mastermind, that means I’m extremely worried. I think you misinterpreted my message. I merely meant that I’m more worried about two people that are actually showing up than two who aren’t. An iota of worry is more than zero. Don’t interpret that as fear of you Mastermind. I think I’d be more scared of a man wearing dildos on his head that the likes of a hypnotic midget bodyguard. Now, since I’m standing in the dark getting eaten alive by the more threatening mosquitoes, I think I’ll move inside to complete the rest of this interview. Who knows? Maybe I’ll spin around in a chair and clap my hands like a seal doing my best Mastermind impersonation.

LH walks back towards the front door, opens it for Franky, and steps in. He goes and sits in the head chair at the dining room table. Franky sits at the opposite side of the table and sets the camera up facing LH. LH clears his throat, interlocks his fingers, and stares into the camera with a look of disgust.

LH: Cain. You were the first murderer in the history of the world. You killed your own brother yet all your existence does is prove everything I stand for is just and correct.

LH lays a large bible that is very worn down on the table in front of him.

LH: Cain being alive and attesting to his actions of the past prove that what this book has been saying all along is true. And if what this book says is true, then my relationship with the man upstairs will prove to be your downfall. Luke 10:19 reads “Behold, I give you the authority to trample on serpents and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy, and nothing shall by any means hurt you.” And Cain. You are a servant of the enemy no matter whether your think you work alone or directly for the devil. On Monday, I will shine my boots up really nice in preparation of trampling all over your forked tongue.
Mastermind. You instruct us to prepare for the Mind Controller? It’s a Boston Crab. They teach how to get out of it in wrestling basics one-on-one. How would you expect that to be something even worth studying? Maybe I should put how to escape that hold on a t-shirt. I’m the Inspiration, and you think I need to look up how to reverse the most basic submission hold? It’s typical such a ‘Mastermind’ would use the most simplistic move in wrestling as an end-all. Maybe you’ll find a new finisher in our match as I teach you a few things in the squared circle.
Shelby Cobra and Fandango. Don’t think I’ve forgotten about you. Quite frankly, if you’re not going to take this match seriously, maybe you shouldn’t even be in it. After all, you’re just going to take up space.

LH props his feet up on the table.

LH: I’m the Inspiration, gentlemen. I’m going to revolutionize this industry in my image and teach all of the young fans of the XWF how to be honorable. Something, Cain, you simply are not. There’s nothing honorable in murder. There’s nothing honorable about joining a cult. There’s nothing honorable about watching from the shadows. I’m sorry you feel the need to take an advantage to get on my team’s level. Now I may not agree with a lot of what Loverboy does, I can respect his ability inside the ring. We will ascend to the upper echelon of the XWF, and, once there, we will become the gods of the XWF. Cain, Mastermind. You are merely stepping stones on the Road to Inspiration.

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