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Clean Lucena · (07-02-2014)

- in a nice day in Reykiavik, Iceland, -23 degrees, someone is not trying some iceland food -

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- the happy face of Che... we mean, Clean, with a Burguer King crown appears on the screen, when we can hear another voice of the guy that is taping... -

The Biographer: ... and then I returned to spain for a while trying to get a new contract for my second album... I wanted to call it "A trip to death valley"... you know, in memory of such a great pile of promos that make you start this change that you say that you have experienced... but let me tell you that I'm more than esceptic about that.

Clean Lucena: Mark my words Bio, this time is for real. Ok, I didn't change my habits like continue my freaking crusade against the rest of the restaurants that are not based on fast food business, but trust me, I'm a new Che... a new Ernesto, a CLEAN one. Do you remember that time at Taco Bell when I ended up being arrested for bad behaviour with all that Cheat shit? I sended them a "I'm sorry" letter and a penny. That's being a good man. That's the guy I am right now. I won't go anywhere near to Death Valley to try beat a pale dirty as I usually did in the past. That's not the new Lucena.

The Biographer:but... then... why you still need me here? You still wanted me to be your manager? You know... I don't want to feel useless... you remember I ended up liking pretty much our style you know, our shit. I distract them, you punch their balls, you win the match. You weren't bad at that, you were pretty effective and that give you several wins out there. You were champion here because of the outside interference of Feder. It was the way you make your success here.

Clean Lucena: Well, me contracting you haven't that purpose of the beginning, don't you remember? You weren't my manager, you were the guy that writes my biography. In fact your name is The Biographer, if you have feelings it's because I allowed you to have but you weren't suppose to talk and tell the things you think. You're here just to write my Biography and now that I'm a renewed, inspirational man you have it easier than before. If you wanna be my manager you can, but limit yourself to motivates the people to chant Clean, Lucena, Let's Go whatever and this is awesome. I won't ask you to interfere in the same way I would not take an outside interference in the future as an advantage as I did in the past, no matter is from a fellow pal like Feder or not. By the way... talking about Feder and changing the topic... have you seen the card for this morning or you don't even know a shit about what are we doign here at Iceland?

The Biographer:Nope. I didn't even know that you had a match

Clean Lucena: Peter gaylord Gilmour and Barney "Bo Dallas copycat" Green against me and Sid Fucking Feder. The once known as the magestic team that had a conversation in a hospital after me being electrocuted that also put Mr. Radio just in the place that he belongs, a WC, teaming again with one of the members trying to make a clear statement that he has more renewed, clean new habits. It's gonna be like when US ask Sadam to continue selling his petrol as water, he refused and all that shit about war and everything when was US exactly the pal that put Sadam on the map. But this time with me and Sid Feder and clearly much bigger consecuences. Anyway we're going to win. Did you know something about this freaking hamburguers Lucena that teach you lot about life?

- Clean points to the three hamburguers he has in the table -

Clean Lucena: Look at this one Biographer. There are three types of person in the world and all of them are represented in the types of hamburgers that Burger King has to offer. For example, look at this one, the one that they gave me with this crowd is part of the Diverking Menu. I don't know if that's the name in english, it was in Spain. Anyway. This is a menu with all the tools for a kid to make his first step in the world. To get in contact with the hamburger world. The hamburger is not pretty big either, so his steps would be short, clumsy as fuck and even with all that facilities, it would be difficult for him to eat all of the menu. Even the chips. The kind of person that eats this menu only could be two, the kids, thing that is more or less reasonable, and then persons like Barney Green. Yes, Barney Green. People that are too scared of the world that they shit on their pants with the minimum hint of bravery trying to eat a adult one. That makes him the weak link of the...

The Biographer:They're fucking ham...

Clean Lucena: world. The world is full of people that everyday goes to a Burger King, think in bigger things that just a little shitty hamburger that is made for kids and not for them, but are too coward to eat a bigger one, one with more character, even if this one still not being enough for a real man. And this brings us to the next one. The whooper menu. A classic and of course way better than ask for the infant menu. And you can even ask it bigger, because there is normal, big and giant. But it's still not enough... as I told. Even if you ask for the giant one. If you ask for the normal you're only trying to please the tastes and patterns that society insert to all of us since the beginning so a step that ones could think that is right straight to bravery is just only something that you don't even wanted at first. And as I told, even if you ask for the giant. That's only trying to be the one-eyed guy in a world full of blinds ones. The kind of person that eat this shit are gaylords like Peter Gilmour. That's the slag that eat this shit. Things got worse when you're him. Oh, I can imagine: "Hey gurls, me so crazy! I asked a day for the giant Whooper menu at Burger King! all the fats are going directly to my flap! hihihihihi, I was like puking all the night!". Oh... really Bio, why you make me say these kind of things...

The Biographer:I didn't make you...

Clean Lucena: And then... you have it... this gem...

- Clean points to the last one, a clearly larger hamburger that comes with giant coke and potatos -

Clean Lucena: This is the shit of the hamburgers... the special of all the months that usually is the bigger, expensier and tastier one. The one that people are too afraid to eat because it's something special... something made for the people who dare. Usually weighting more than half a kilograme, with lots more of ingredients than the Whooper one with that crunchy bacon (how they do it...) and crunchy cucumber that is wider than a Clean's slice of cock. This puts the "king" on "Burger King". The people that eats this kind of hamburger and the ones that rides the world. The person that are not afraid to take everything and not a piece no matter who could affects negatively. People like me, Clean Lucena. People like Sid Feder, my partner, the one that prevents me to be raped by another gaylord and that would watch my back this wednesday again against that other gaylord, Gilmour. And the good thing about this hamburger it's that it doesn't matter the way you eat it. You can do it in your own way because you're important and good enough to do it. The former Lucena could eat it because he was specially good eating this fast and dirty, leaving all the salad in the table, ketchup and everything because the only thing that cared about the hamburger it's the faster he could reach his aim of eat the whole hamburger quickest as possible no matter the manners... but now I'm Clean. You see... I eat it carefully... trying to not mess anything... being patient... drinking my diet Coke

- Clean carefully and relaxed take a gulp from his vase and... suddenly spit it! and starts shouting-

Clean Lucena: THIS IS NORMAL COKE!

The Biographer:You have eat three menus...

Clean Lucena: ATTENDANT! I WANT THE COMPLAINS BOOK!

... it will continue

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