04-22-2014, 01:43 PM
It is time. In fact, it has been time for a very long time. Time for your resident King of Darkness to ascend to the very top of the Xtreme Wrestling Federation. The new WORLD order has brought the hammer down on what used to be the King of the XWF crown and replaced it with an actual world heavyweight championship.
You need to ask yourselves, is there a man, the world over, that is more feared than I am? Is there any other man on this planet that has left as much destruction in his wake as I have? Is there any doubt at all just who the real worlds champion is around here?
From Mark Flynn to John Madison. From Mr. Satellite to Griffin MacAlister. From Theo Pryce to my own The Black Circle brother Nathaniel Adolf Zachary Idenhaus. From Peter Gilmour to Unknown Soldier. From Eli James to Sid Feder. I've faced everything and everyone this company has placed in front of me. From rookies to future legends.
The one common thread that all of those names and so many more names in the future have and will have, is that when they log on to the XWF website every week and see my name across from theirs, they know that beyond a shadow of a doubt, that win or lose, I'm going to put them through absolute hell.
You want to know why that is?
Do you really want to know why those around the Xtreme Wrestling Federation dread having to stand face to face with me in the middle of the ring?
It's simple, really. They dread having to face your King of Darkness for the simple fact that I have withstood the test of time. I have withstood any challenge thrown my way and like it or not, the fact of the matter is that when you do come face to face with Sebastian Duke, whether it be Warfare, Madness, Shove It or any pay per view, you are in for a war. You are in for an absolute living hell.
I am as dangerous and as destructive as I have ever claimed I was and the proof is written in stone. It is written within the history books of this company. Win or lose, whoever has the unfortunate task of facing me, will never be the same again.
Which brings me to my point. Warfare. Wednesday night. So far its hot shot rookies, against the King of Darkness. A rumble, where the winner punches their ticket for a chance at becoming the XWF's World Heavyweight Champion.
Look at the names and you tell me, do these rookies even have a shot against me?
Colton Bryan? Seriously? He's the fucking second coming of Swift Ion and if you remember that little piece of shit, things didn't end too well for him. A drive by interview with Steve Sayors that no one now, or ever will care about.
Here's a tip, Colton Bryan, use the money you earn in the XWF and go buy yourself a fucking personality.
Dusty Wyatt? Really? Where the hell is the competition around here? You have a blatant rip off of Bray Wyatt who is without a doubt more entertaining than Dusty. For the life of me I can not understand why anyone would come here and rip off anyone from World Wrestling Entertainment. A second tier, second rate company.
Have you no imagination? Have you no creativity? I have indeed, followed the buzzards, Dusty Wyatt. They're flying low, circling the carcass of your already dead career.
You have no chance. Get out while you can still walk.
Wrong turn. Are you fucking kidding me? You did take a wrong turn. You went right instead of left. Take your ass to the indies where someone of your... talent... can be more appreciated.
Christ.
Rooks gon learn today!
Jon Plex. Enjoy your win over Tyrant Ex. While impressive, it means absolutely nothing. Which is exactly what you will be until the day you win something worth winning. Beating me? That's worth something. Except it won't ever happen. You just don't have it. At least not yet.
I'm a man that calls a spade a spade and Jon Plex, one day you may be something. It's just that, that day isn't Wednesday. Wednesday have and always will belong to your King of Darkness. Warfare is my world and I just allow you to exist in it.
Newcomer killer? I'm not a newcomer.
Legend killer? Am I an XWF legend? That's for someone else to say, but if you ask those that have been around for awhile they'd tell you that Sebastian Duke is without a doubt a modern day XWF legend. So, go ahead Jon Plex. Kill this legend. Kill this legend and define your own legacy. Do you have what it takes? Do you have what it takes to defeat the living, breathing, walking, talking, destructive legacy of the King of Darkness?
I doubt it very seriously.
Street cred? You're out for street cred? If that's all you are after, Jon Plex, then you ain't got nothing.
Retiring Tyrant Ex in one match means you can retire anybody in just one match, that's what you said right?
I have a news flash for you Jon. I'm not Tyrant Ex. I'm Sebastian Duke. I'm the King of Darkness. No one can retire me. But I'll dare you to try.
The whole rumble is going to gang up to eliminate you because you retired Tyrant Ex? Trust me. No one gives a shit about you. Tyrant Ex was an insignificant speck and so are you. No one is going to gang up on you because you simply don't matter.
Genesis. You're the next contestant for the King of Darkness. Talking about my back to back failures is all you got? Seriously? For the record, I tried for the crown one time. It is true it ended in failure, but unlike you, I have a vast resume of successes also. You can not enjoy the taste of success without first tasting the bitterness of failure.
I lost to 'some mechanic guy' but you can bet your ass, that 'mechanic guy' would slap you around like the little bitch you're already proving yourself to be.
You are the mover of the Earth? I am the destroyer of worlds!
You are the rise of the sun? I am the Darkness that surrounds you!
You are the pain we all feel? I deliver that pain!
You are the medicine that heals us? There is no medicine to cure what I cause!
You are the knight in shining armor? I'm the King of fucking Darkness! And it is oh so good to be King!
You are the dragon that will consume us with fire? I am that fire!
You are the sloth we laugh at because of your slow speed? ............. Actually you did that one for me... It's also not why we're laughing.
You are the cheetah that catches us in the day? I prey at night!
You are the wind that gives our breath meaning and life? I take that breath! And I end that life!
You are the shadow that lurks? Been there! Done that! For I am the Darkness!
You are the oxygen we gasp? Seriously? The breath thing again? Rewind it, replay it. Whatever. Same as before. You're a little redundant, but I digress.
You are the brick that crushes our bones? I'm the god damned anvil that crushes that brick!
You see, its real simple. I don't come at you with simple empty words. The words I speak are the words I live by. I follow through with every last warning and every last word I ever say. You are nothing more than just another tick on the stat sheet. You are nothing more than another 'W' in the win column. You have a lot to learn, Genesis.
Alas, I am here to guide you.
Utinam rex cum parte fruitus Tenebrarum, Colton Bryan, Dusty Wyatt, Jon Plex, Genesis. Tu iam in via ad illuminationem. Venite post me. Quia ego vir vester.
Lorem ipsum dolor sit quod te.
TRANSLATION: I hope you have enjoyed your time with the King of Darkness, Colton Bryan, Dusty Wyatt, Jon Plex, Genesis. For now you are on the path to enlightenment. Follow me. For I am your leader.
I'll be seeing you.
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