The Enigma
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03-29-2014, 06:36 AM
Duke lifts ESP off of her feet and throws her off of the ladder with a choke slam! Holy shit! Mystica and Diaz begin to throw punches at Duke now, trying to push him down.
But wait! REBEL runs down the aisle with a steel chair in hand! Duke's fellow Brotherhood member has decided to show up.
Rebel runs up to the ladder with the chair.... and HE HITS SEBASTIAN DUKE WITH IT! What the hell!
Rebel climbs up the ladder that Duke is on and hits him one more time over the head with the chair. He then pushes Duke off of the ladder and Duke lands right on top of ESP.
Rebel looks down at Duke with a smirk on his face, throws down the chair, and walks out.
Mystica reaches up with both hands to unhook the belt, but Jessie punches him in the stomach. She then lifts Mystica onto her shoulders and throws him onto the top step of the ladder that's still standing next to them! Mystica bounces chest-first off of that ladder and then falls straight down on top of Duke and ESP, creating a pile of bodies!
Jessie reaches up, grabs the belts, and falls to the mat!
The wildcard team wins!
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October Tenth, Two Thousand And Thirteen.
That was the date that the Trios Championship changed hands. From a team made up of Peter Girlmour, Cam Lang and Sebastian Duke. Had it not been for Rebel, Sebastian Duke would still be wearing that belt. That is a fact. Instead a team made up of three wild cards claimed the titles. And they have been rampaging their way through the trios division, leaving nothing but devastation in their wake since.
Wait, that’s not right. At all.
Let me try this again.
October Tenth, Two Thousand And Thirteen.
That was the date that the Trios Championship changed hands. From a team made up of Peter Girlmour, Cam Lang and Sebastian Duke. Had it not been for Rebel, Sebastian Duke would still be wearing that belt. That is a fact. Instead a team made up of three wild cards claimed the titles. And since then they have sat on those titles, not defending them once.
Not.
Once.
In
Five
Months.
Yes, I did purposefully say that slowly so as to add effect.
Not once in five months?
How is that even possible?
How is that allowed?
This companies has more General Managers than Major League Baseball and yet not one of them, not one booked a match in which the current champions had to defend their title.
In five months.
It took a British half wit named Archie Lawson to finally do something about it.
Wallace Witasick
Giovannia Ferrari
Miranda Tigris
Morgan Eldred
Paul Heyman
And for a thankfully short time Theo Pryce
None of these men saw fit to schedule a match with the trios titles on the line.
Archie Lawson. The second newest GM in this entire company and he actually had the brains to put the titles on the line.
And did he ever. The current champions will face not one, not two, not three but four other teams. Talk about a kick to the face. And a well deserved one at that.
And just take a look at some of the teams the current champions, well, two champions and hand me down get to defend their titles against.
First you have a team made up of a vampire named Vincent Kane. Can’t say I know much about him other than that he has a pretty fantastic name. His partners, Dr. Honkey Shawdows and the federations resident pass around girl Alexandra Callaway. Good luck to you all. If you are smart each one of you will hide in the corner when it is your turn to wrestle. Not a one of you deserve to step in the ring with any of the other people in this match.
And that includes guys like hashtag Victory forever Morbid Angel, the former X-Treme Champ. Former because I walked into the federation, demanded a match and then took his title from him. His partners? “The Senator” John Samuels? Lovely. George Bush with a slightly higher IQ and an even higher sense of righteousness. And lastly on that team is Axle King, the King of Kings. Or is that the new GM of the Month Ozzy Osbourne, I mean, Ozymandias? Did I hear rumblings Axle King actually wants a match in which the right to be called King of Kings is on the line? What is that? Talk about priorities. Who gives a rip if some new GM wants to be called the King of Kings or the King of the Swing or the King of Whatever? He’s a man behind a curtain, literally. Go out there, do your thing Axle and don’t worry about some guy who is too cowardly to show his face on screen. You earned a shot at the crown, don't let Theo keep dodging you, go take the crown from him and shut that arrogant fool up once and for all. In the meantime enjoy the European Title that Ozzy Osbourne just gift wrapped you. I would like to say that you fine folks have a chance to win this match because I truly do believe in Axle King. But you don’t.
And that has more to do with your opponents than it does your own abilities.
There are two teams in this match that have a chance at winning, and the current champions are not one of them. Maybe a future version of Tri Bute might be a useful member of his team, but the present version of Tri Bute? He almost, almost makes Colt Griffin look capable. Mr. Supernova? The queer as folk spaceman that was minutes away from getting boot stomped out of The Black Circle by NAZI before he decided to play turncoat with Theo Pryce and save NAZI the trouble. This guy was pinned in World War X by Mandii Rider? What? Mandii Rider? Who is that? No seriously. I had to actually look her name up because I had no clue who she was. The last member of their team, Jessie-ica Diaz, the woman of multiple personalities. Not one of which isn’t a variation of a bitch on the rag. I will say this though for Jessie-ica, she wins, a lot. So I suppose there is something to be said for that.
Let’s move on to the teams that can actually win this match.
The team made of up Anonymous and Elisha, two men whom I have the utmost respect for. Two men, who like myself hide their face to some degree. We all have our own reasons. I won’t begin to speculate on what theirs are but I will say that I have a lot of respect for men like that. Elisha is the man that ended the previously mentioned space queer’s nearly yearlong run as TV champion, and Anonymous the only guy, so far with the stones to stand up to the New World Order of wrestling…brother. And then there is there as yet unnamed 3rd man. Who knows? Maybe it’s Hollywood himself. Wouldn’t that be nifty? If Hogan was the THIRD MAN?
Or it could be me. I could be that third guy. Makes sense doesn’t it?
It truly does.
But I guess we will all have to wait and see.
And last but certainly not least we have the team that will walk out of the Trios match as the new champions and that is The Black Circle.
John Madison.
NAZI.
Sebastian Duke.
The Black Circle has always been the epitome of excellence in this federation, save for a brief moment when members of the group started turning their backs on the ideals that make the Black Circle what it is. Guys like Luca Arzegotti, Theo Pryce, Mr. Supernova and even the creator himself Shane . All of them turned their backs on the Black Circle, leaving it for dead. But here we are. The Company came and went. The Congregation is a ship without a Captain. The Brotherhood was a nifty laser light display put on to draw your attention elsewhere but the Black Circle is forever. And on Wednesday night they will show everyone exactly why.
Unless of course I am on a team with Anonymous and Elisha…
…but am I?
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
~Umberto Eco
Former United States Champion
Former X-Treme Champion
Former Trios Tag Team Champions w/Sebastian Duke and Azrael Erebus
Former Ark/24-7 Champion x 2
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