(02-09-2014, 02:21 PM)Scorpio Said:
So Lingy takes a year to kick out of a pin from a make a wish kid and then acts like he won the superbowl? How bout everybody who can make counts stop playing around on your dildo equipped sit and spins so this egotistical tool can be out of a title like he already should have been. Ghost of Shane I know you're listening so....


Scorpio walks up on Linguist who hasn't noticed him since he's partaking in his favorite past time, sucking himself off.Figuartively speaking of course.Scorpio gets right behind Lingy and DICK OF DOOM! DICK OF DOOM! BAH GAWD DICK OF DOOM! Linguist is out cold and a mushroom shaped red mark has started to appear on his head. Scorpio then lays out a Ouija board as he makes the pin.



Scorpio: Shane if you can hear me, MAKE THE GOD DAMN COUNT! Or Barney Green if you can hear me prentend to be Shane and make the count. Hook a brah up. Just one of you hurry up, I had taco bell and I gotta go so bad I can feel it in my spine. I could probably use my ass to snipe somebody 20 blocks away.HURRY!