Well, it appears I must congratulate you on you... obtaining the 'brand new' championship in the XWF. However, I must put an end to this celebration by pinning you. Why? I failed at my chance to get a shot at you for the title in a match, so I might as well take it from you now.

Nothing personal, Mr. Lazarus. Just take it as your... inaugural pin attempt.

(02-03-2014, 01:15 PM)The Linguist Said: Well, it appears I must congratulate you on you... obtaining the 'brand new' championship in the XWF. However, I must put an end to this celebration by pinning you. Why? I failed at my chance to get a shot at you for the title in a match, so I might as well take it from you now.

Nothing personal, Mr. Lazarus. Just take it as your... inaugural pin attempt.

Okay, a lot of these are pop up meaning pins. In order of appearance: the second n in obtaining, the g in pinning (also, pinning in general is a pin), the n, u, and u again in inaugural.

Also, pin in pin attempt.

IC: Lazarus kicks the fuck out of this shit and pulls a branding iron out of his Super Suit mk. 69101 and shoves it, somehow red hot, right up Linguini's taint.

Yes, his taint. All up in his taint.

In sig: Sigs made by Dr. Zero (top) and Alexandra Callaway (bottom).
The final period is a hover pin



A rabid referee gnawing on a severed goat leg comes storming in, covered in blood and shit. He throws the goat leg and it nails Laz right in the head, knocking him back and allowing The Lasagna Lover to roll him right up into a manicotti!

...1

...2

...THREE!

New Champ: Linguist