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~~Dean Moxley McGovern~~ · (10-23-2013)

There's a child rapist among us!

Time: 2:45 PM
Date: October 23rd
Location: Tucked safely in the back of a dark, windowless basement

Dean hugs his friend Richie and tries to console him.

There there, little Richie, Dean is here to protect you.

It was s-s-so scary. H-h-he touched me, Dean. He touched me!

Dean grips Richie's shoulders and looks deep into his teary eyes.

Did you get a good look at the pervert? Could you pick him out of a lineup?

Richie wipes his nose on Dean's shirt and Dean pets his head lovingly.

I uh.. I think I can pick him out, yeah.

Dean pulls his penis out and shoves it in Richie's butt.
Dean pulls his cell phone out and starts to load up pictures of people on the XWF roster for Richie to look at. It would make perfect sense if the child rapist is on the XWF roster, Dean thinks to himself.

Was it this ?

Richie looks like he's seen a ghost! He starts crying harder and buries his face into the crotch of Dean's tight fitting jeans.

Uhhuhah uhh yeah (crying noises muffled in jeans) uh huh th-that's him Dean. That's the guy who raped me.

Are you sure? It might not hurt to look at some other pictures too. I'd hate to accuse Mystica of something he didn't do.

I-i-is tha-that his n..n..name? He told me to call h-h-him.....Gay Sex God 4000.

Oh wow, yeah. That actually does sound like something Mystica would say.

Dean thinks about it for a second.

But let's still have you take a look at some other pics. Just to be safe..

Who's that homo?

Some goof they found in China or some other country, I dunno. Is he the guy who raped you?

Nope.

Alright, what about this one?

Oh my gosh! Fuck!

Try not to curse, Richie. Is that the rapist?

Uhh, ugh oh god, I think he might have been the guy holding the camera.

Why am I not surprised? He probably had that sick fuckin look in his eyes while video taping the rape. What a perverse, inhuman piece of demon shit!

Yeah but it was the first guy who actually fucked my tight butthole. This greaseball just watched.

Right, well let's make sure of that. How about these people? Any of them look like the ones who violated you?

He sure looks like a rapist, but no it wasn't him.

Oh my gosh, no, no it wasn't him. I don't think I'd be complaining if it was.

Richie! What the heck are you saying? You're an innocent straight boy who just got violated. You shouldn't be saying things like that.

Sorries.

Thankies.

Now what about this queer? I could definitely see this creep lurking around alley corners and waiting for a little kid to stroll by with a lolly pop.

Yeah, definitely.

He's the rapist?

No I just mean I agree with what you said. He looks like he's prolly out raping a few kids right now.

And maybe a grandma too.

Wouldn't be surprised if a cat got caught in the mix.

Word. Well at least he didn't rape YOU though. That was nice of him.

Yeah, thanks gay looking alleyway lurker rapist creep.

What about this fellow right here? Did he have his way with you, Richie?

Hrm, uhm, I'm thinking no.

Oh, good, because he's my..

However, he might be that guy who stuck his pinky up my bum.

Dean's eyes bulge out of their sockets.

What!?!?

Yeah when I was taking a piss the other day, in my own home, I felt somebody stick something up there. I turned around and I think this is the guy who winked at me before he leapt out my bathroom window with my mom's bottle of conditioner.

Oh, that's sick man. I bet he used the conditioner to masturbate later. What's worse yet is, guess what? This guy's my partner this week!

Fuck! Wear metal underwear when you're around him. And don't let your bottle of conditioner out of sight.

Roger that. You're sure he's not the guy who actually raped you though, right? Because that's the dude I've got the biggest problem with.

No, the rape was that first guy you showed me. MistyCunt.

Ha ha that's a good one, Richie! I might call him that when I see him.

Dean gets a serious look on his face and stares at the camera intensely.

Mystica and Liz, I don't know where either of you get off trying to pass yourselves as wrestlers or trying to rape my friends, but the duck stops here. Quack quack you freaks. I've got my original Nintendo gun and a copy of Duck Hunt ready to blow into before I load it up. I bet you bitches anything I get that sum'bitch loaded on the first try!

Liz, you and I share a love for Hot Pockets but we won't be sharing anything else anytime soon. I wouldn't make out with you just like you most likely wouldn't make out with me......well...then again maybe you would, I mean I am straight up da bomb.

Dean rubs his freshly shaven chin and smirks.

Mystica, you tried claiming my friend Richie as your god damn sex toy?!? For real bro? That's how you roll? Well fuck; it's on son and I'm going to show you how a real man get's it done in that ring. You and Eli might enjoy going around bullying young boys into sexually explicit situations and filming their hot, glossy, pristine bodies...... but guess what? You crossed a line when you claimed one of my very own. Little Richie here will never be the same again.

Richie is seen sitting in the corner, sucking on his thumb and crying.

Every tear that boy sheds is coming right out of your hide, Mystica. I hope you realize that. You trespassed on private property and I ain't having it! I ain't having that bull! I'm gonna shove you right between my legs and give you the Balls 2 Face Driver until your teeth shatter, beyotch! Word to yo mutha!

Dean spits right at the camera and for some reason there's some blood in it. The view is very wavy now as Dean walks over to the corner where Richie is crouched, and Dean has his back to the spit covered camera. The view gets worse as Dean begins to let out a very slow, deep laugh.

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