In the bowels of the Yama Dojo, high atop Yama Mountain, just outside YamaYamaLand (also known as Cleveland)  the disbolical Sensei Abe Lincoln cackles maniacally as he lays out his idea to his monstrous associate, Shujin Yama.

Yama huffs smoke from his dragon-like nostrils as he swallows the last Thanksgiving turkey the two had acquired whole. It gobbles a last, futile gobble as the cavern of Yama's mouth encloses it.

The Oni of Oblivion then sets forth, traversing across the wasteland that is the US of A until he finally reaches his destination: the 24/7 corridors of the XWF.

Soon to become the 24/7 catacombs.

There he finds his target.

There he strikes!

Dr. Holly Cambric stands no chance against this human mountain and crumbles underneath an overhead chop so powerful it briefly makes Holly sane again.

Her insanity returns just in time to witness 469lbs of butt cheeks drive down onto her chest. She gobbles her last, futile gobble as a referee begins to count.

1...

2...

Normally Holly would enjoy someone sitting on her chest, especially if they have a generous penis to intercourse her tits and mouth, but this enjoyment is afforded to those who are height and weight proportionate. The individual currently atop her is grossly out of those limits. Holly gobbles and weezes.. as the ref counts she urgently slips a needle from her pocket and jabs herself with it..

This stuff must have been the same stuff Frances Marigold used at Wargames because not only does Holly kick out at 2 and 99/100, she does so with super human authority. The person pinning her flies off of her and crashes through a wall kool aid man style and plummets to the ground, possibly dying or squashing someone..