A Literal Gorilla
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01-03-2025, 12:32 AM
A literal gorilla walks into a hallway wearing some really pastiche yet also futuristic monolense sunglasses and literally nothing else. He looks pretty cooll. He sees the camera.
Ook ook, ook ook ook. Ook ook.
The gorilla snorts and raises a fist.
Ook.
The gorillas scathing promo is lost to all who don’t speak his lingo anyhow, jack.
Ook ook ook. Ook. Ook ook, ook ook, ook ook ook, ook! OOK!
The literal gorilla rips open the door to a Coke machine spilling sodas just everywhere, willy nilly. Children run in and get free sodas. Good times.
Better gorilla.
Ook, ook...
Ook ook-ook.
Ook Ook Ook,
Ook!
The grandest ape in the XWF points to himself.
Ook ook ook, ook ook ook ook, ook ook ookook ook! Ook ook ook!!
The gorilla takes his shades off and gives them to a child. He leaves the hall, breaking open a snack machine like it was a piñata and everyone has a snack.
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No animals were harmed nor were liable in this scene.
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"The Bashmaster" Barry Masterson (01-09-2025)
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