"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane
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03-26-2023, 02:55 PM
Look I’m not gonna write an intro. The show is modified a bit because I have like zero time, but just rest assured there was a metric fuckton of pyro.
Oh and signs!
Like these:
MY LITTLE BROTHER
IS A NEDOPHILE
GOTH DROPS MADE
ME SMOKE CLOVES
SIDNEY SMASHED
MALEEK RAHEEM
THE LFL IS
RIGGED
LSM IS FLAT
CHESTED
The scene opens inside a rental car outside the BC Place hotel district, in Vancouver, British Columbia as Sidney Grey and Jay Omega sit in the front seat, having a lively discussion regarding their March Madness match.
Sidney Grey: What do you mean? I didn’t cheat!
Jay Omega: Whoa, I didn't say anything about cheating. All I’m saying is that if you didn’t grab the ref, that match would have ended differently.
Sid rolled her eyes at this statement.
Sidney Grey: You’re high! Besides, the referee is the one that grabbed me! I should report him to HR!
Jay held up his hand as he pointed to a blinking light on a monitor.
Jay Omega: Hang on! Here we go.
Sid leaned over to see, just as her Executive Assistant, Dani Chow peered over the seat from the back to see what was going on. Grainy footage of Tommy Wish walking down the corridor of the arena, with two familiar looking ‘men’ could be seen, one wearing cosplay Mandalorian armor and the other wearing the helmet. Sid pointed at the screen.
Sidney Grey: THAT’S THEM! Those are the two idiots that were after your bracelet!
Jay replied in an exasperated tone.
Jay Omega: It’s a W.E.I.R.D. it’s not a bracelet.
Sidney Grey: Whatever!
The three of them watched as Tommy and the two men exchanged money for a package, completing their deal outside of Tommy’s room. The two men head off toward the parking lot as Tommy ducks back into his hotel room. Sidney started to open the door, but Jay grabbed her.
Jay Omega: HANG ON! You can’t go out there, those two are dangerous!
Sidney Grey: I don’t care about them, I just want my title! You said you’d help me find Tommy, and you did. You go deal with those idiots for trying to steal your…thingy, and Dani and I will get Tommy!
Jay shakes his head as Sidney and Dani jump out of the car, making a beeline for Tommy’s room. Jay sighs as he gets out of the car and heads for the parking lot. It doesn’t take Jay long to find his quarry as they square off in a deserted side of the hotel.
Jay Omega: Well, if it isn't Bilmu-Ree and Bilpac-Stin, my least favourite bounty hunters. Fancy meeting you two assholes here. That was a slick bit of business you tried to pull to get my tech.
Bilmu-Ree: Ay yo brudda, all we wanted was the W.E.I.R.D. If you hand it over now, no one has to get hurt.
The two both pull out lead pipes as the one wearing the helmet, blew out a puff of smoke from under his helmet.
Bilpac-Stin: And some of that weed of yours, while you’re at it!
Jay Omega: Weed? What weed? Drugs are bad, m'kay?
Bilmu-Ree: Don’t be stupid, Jay. You’re outnumbered and no one is going to help you. So, hand over the tech and the weed, or else!
Jay Omega: Ooh, a threat; how adorable! Or else what, jackhole?
Bilmu-Ree: Or else we're gonna murderize ya; got any last words?
Jay Omega: Actually, yes. Stun rounds.
Bilpac-Stin: Stun rounds?
Metallic Voice: Stun rounds.
Omega quick draws an oversized pistol from the holster on his right thigh and blasts the second goon with a bright blue bolt that sends him to the ground convulsing. Not wanting to see how it feels, the first goon drops his pipe, turns tail and takes off, leaving his partner where he lies. Jay twirls the gun around his finger before reholstering it and walks out of view whistling his entrance theme.
SQUIRREL 41
- vs -
CHAD GPT
X-Treme Rules! |
Both of our competitors rest in their corners.
Vinnie Lane: "AI versus a sentient Squirrel! Only on Anarchy, dude!"
Bama: "It would actually be sapient, baby! Since Squirrel 41 can speak and appears to work within some kind of hive mind. Ya see Vinnie!-
DING! DING! DING!!!
Vinnie Lane: "Oh hey the match has started!"
Chad and 41 begin to circle one another and Chad makes the opening move!
*Asked ChatGPT to write some opening moves then added some flavour*
ChadGPT grabs the Squirrel in a bear hug, lifting it off the ground and squeezing tightly, trying to crush the squirrel's ribs. 41 squeaks in pain as Chad refuses to let go! Squirrel 41 gets loose and counters by using its sharp claws to scratch and tear at Chad's face who breaks the hold and stumbles backwards.
Bama: "Good lord, baby! Chad's skin is basically hanging off from that scratch!"
Vinnie Lane: "Squirrels are nasty dude! They're like the Abdullah the Butcher's of the animal world."
ChadGPT fixes the flesh hanging off his face exposing his cold metal interior as somewhere Elon Musk sweats profusely. Squirrel 41 lets out a chattering war cry before scampering up to Chad and leaping up but Chad quickly counters with a body slam! ... Somehow! The ref comes in to count the pin!
1!
2!!
3!!!
The ref stands up to call for the bell but as Chad stands up too... Squirrel 41 is gone!
Vinnie Lane: "Chad was pinning the canvas! But were is that dastardly squirrel!?"
As if on queue, Squirrel 41 makes it across the top rope and leaps off jumping onto Chad's back and clawing at the nape of his neck while latching around his throat with its tail! GPT wildly flails around the ring before managing to get a hold of his opponent and throws the squirrel down onto the ground and Chad unleashes a barrage of laser beams from his eyes!
A universal spit-take takes place from everyone watching.
Vinnie Lane: "Woah dude! I didn't know he could do that!"
Bama: "I don't think anyone knew he could do that!"
Somewhere, Elon Musk freaks out and begins getting on the horn to tell his team to shut down Chad's laser eyes! In the ring, Squirrel 41 leaps and darts out of the way of incoming laser fire as beams scorch the mat while the crowd go wild! Squirrel 41 dodges the laser beams and charges at Chad, using its sharp teeth to bite into his arm, trying to break through GPT's defences.
Chad stops his barrage and bats Squirrel 41 upwards before unleashing a devastating uppercut, sending Squirrel 41 high into the air who crashes onto the mat a few feet away.
Squirrel 41 is down and dazed, struggling to get back up and Chad GPT stomps over to 41 grabbing him by the tail and swinging around like a weapon before twirling him around and sending him into the corner! Squirrel 41 crashes into the turnbuckle and drops hard onto the mat as the crowd begin to boo Chad GPT's display!
Chad is stunned, looking around at the crowd who begin to hurl trash at Chad in the ring.
*Asked ChatGPT the following: Chad GPT is being booed in the ring for hurting a squirrel, what would his response be to the crowd to get them back on Chad's side? And added flavour*
Chad stops in the ring as his mind whirs.
"I apologize for hurting the squirrel, I acknowledge that it was wrong, and express remorse for my actions. I recognize the importance of animal welfare and I am genuinely sorry for what I did. As you could see in the ring, my actions were simply in defence and I would never go out of my way to cause harm to animals."
The crowd's boos die down a little.
"I promise I will do better in the future and will take steps to make amends for my actions. Also, let's go..." Chad googles something... "VANCOUVER WHITECAPS FC!"
The crowd are fully back on Chad's side but this intermission was enough time to get Squirrel 41 back to his feet and he soars through the air and lands...
Bama: "MEGA PUNCH, BABY!"
Vinnie Lane: "It's super effective!"
... I'm not getting into how Mega Punch is a normal-type move and wouldn't be super-effective just enjoy the match... And Squirrel 41 begins to scamper around Chad's body hitting precise points in Chad's body which causes Chad to spark and react wildly.
Vinnie Lane: "Rapid Assault from Squirel 41!"
Chad seizes in agony as Squirrel 41 goes for the pin!
1!
2!!
THR-NO!
Chad flails wildly and throws the squirrel off of him!
Chad stumbles back to his feet, his joints locking as he struggles to control his movement. 41 throws a pointed finger out and screeches with a war cry and 40 squirrels flow out through the crowd and enter the ring! Swarming Chad GPT and taking chunks out of his systematically as he tries to throw them off and fight back to the best of his ability!
41 takes this time to scamper up the ropes and reach the top turnbuckle, lining up and biding him time as his allies knick at Chad!
GPT manages to get some space, kicking squirrels out of the ring as his movements become slowed like he was fighting through molasses until he finally manages to clear the ring.
Chad drops to a knee as he looks to the turnbuckle to see 41 fly off!
Vinnie Lane: "FLYING SQUIRREL!!!!"
41 aims a cannonball into Chad's solar plexus!
Bama: "COUNTERED!!!"
Chad jolts up to life and gets Squirrel 41 into a fireman's carry!
Vinnie Lane: "THUNDERBOLT DRIIIIIIVEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR!!!!"
Chad hits his F5 and goes for the pin!
1!
2!!
3!!!
| Winner via Pinfall - Chad GPT! |
The crowd cheer as Chad celebrates in the ring.
Vinnie Lane: "What an opener! What a wild night!"
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APHRIYA ADLER
- vs -
SUENE EL MOLDE
Canadian Flag Match!
Whoever retrieves the Maple Leaf off of the pole will be the victor! |
[i] 
Looks like Aphriya already won!
| Winner by Sexy Flag Retrieval - Aphriya Adler |
Sidney banged on the motel room door, with a look of determination on her face as Dani Chow stood cautiously behind her. [/i]
Sidney Grey: OPEN UP TOMMY! I KNOW YOU’RE IN THERE!
After a few tense moments, Tommy Wish opens the door, standing there with a smug look on his face and a briefcase in hand.
Tommy Wish: Well, I guess you found me Grey, and as they say, a deal is a deal.
He held out the briefcase to her.
Sidney Grey: Is that my title?
Sid reached out to take it, but Tommy dropped the case and grabbed her, planting another kiss on her. Sid struggled against the man for a moment, but the fight seemed to leave her after a moment. Their roles suddenly reverse and it’s Tommy that has to push Sid away.
Tommy Wish: HEY! Take it easy!
Dani reached down and grabbed the briefcase.
Dani Chow: Miss Grey! Come, we go now!
Dani took Sid by her hand and pulled her away as Tommy waved goodbye.
MOLLY BARNES
- vs -
GINA VAN ZYL
Poutine Pummel!
The two women will square off in a big tub of poutine! No holds barred! |
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Huttah!
| Winner by Squash - Molly Barnes |
CONTRACT SIGNING!
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Sid Grey and HGH officially meet in the ring to ink their March Madness contract! |
Cameras focus on the ring as Steve Sayors stands there with a table in the center and chairs on either side.
Steve Sayors: This weekend The Anarchy Title will be defended in AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Texas at March Madness V!
The fans cheer.
Vinnie Lane: I’d really like to see the belt defended right here on Anarchy, but I won’t pass up a chance to see this match in a massive stadium!
Bama: You can thank the Champ for this match being one of the highlights of the night! Say what you want, but Sidney Grey beat some of the best in the world to get to the Final Four and now Anarchy has a claim to fame because of it!
As the cheering dies down, Sayors produces the contract and the pen, putting them both on the table.
Steve Sayors: Introducing first, the man who will challenge for the title…
[i]
The lights go out in the BC Place. “7 Days to the Wolves” (Instrumental) by Nightwish begins to play. At the 12 second mark as the drums kick in, a spotlight shows on the stage. Standing in the spotlight is HGH, he’s dressed in a white Armani suit. He soaks in the spotlight with his arms held out palms facing up. He puts his arms down and begins his walk to the ring. He taunts the crowd as he walks to the ring with a smirk on his face. He walks up the ring steps, and through the ropes.
“Suffocate” by Cold begins to play as the lights dim all through the arena. Fog rolls through the entranceway as a bright light shines from behind it, but the champion doesn’t appear.
Vinnie Lane: What’s going on Dude?
Bama: The Champ is playin’ mind games Vinnie! She’s keeping the Challenger waiting!
Inside the ring, HGH paces back and forth, then after an uncomfortably long wait, he takes the microphone and walks to the table, pulls out a chair and sits down to address the crowd.
HGH: Ok, I see you there champ. Take your sweet ass time, all you're doing is wasting these people's money. You can take as long as you want sweetheart, because if you even have your title in your possession. Cherish these last few moments you have with it, come March Madness I will be walking out with that title on my shoulder. So go on, keep playing your games. It isn't going to phase me so bring your ass down here now and let's make this official.
HGH picks up the contract, signs it and slams it down on the table.
“Suffocate” plays a second time and Sid finally comes through the entranceway as her Executive Assistant, Dani Chow, runs up behind her, handing her the briefcase they’d finally gotten from Tommy Wish with the help of Jay Omega. Sid snatches the case and shoves Dani back through the entranceway as she makes her way down the ramp.
Bama: There she is Vinnie! Anarchy Title reclaimed and all is right with the world!
Sid walks slowly down to the ring as she arrogantly taunts the crowd, patting the side of the briefcase, then holding it high over her head as she pyro erupts all around the arena. Sid slides underneath the bottom rope and gets up, going face to face with HGH as she continues to hold the briefcase up, telling the world that she fully intends to still be champion after their upcoming match.
Steve Sayors: Now that all of the participants are here, let’s make it official and sig-
Sid snatches the microphone from Steve as she slams the briefcase down on the table, her eyes fixed on the challenger.
Sidney Grey: Not so fast Steven! He got to say his piece out here, so I’ll be damned if I don’t get to respond to it before I sign!
Steve holds up his hands, standing aside.
Sidney Grey: I’ve been champion of this brand for several weeks and in that very short span of time, I have elevated this show to heights that no one has dreamed of. I entered March Madness and made believers out of everyone who claimed that this was “The B Show” and our wrestlers were “short on talent” and “short on promotional material.” Tell me Harmon? What have you done to compare to any of that?
Sid held out the microphone to him, then snatched it away before he could reply.
Sidney Grey: Let me help you…NOTHING! With the notable exception of Gina Van Zyl, I’m the only person on this show with the ability and the starpower to carry the Anarchy Title! You are going to find out in very short order why that is Harmon, because you’re going to be famous! Everyone is going to remember your name after March Madness as the bum I beat to retain my title on the same night I became King!
Sid grabs the pen and signs her name with a flourish, then slams it down and grabs the briefcase, popping open the latches, eager to finally lay hands on her title belt.
Bama: Finally, we get to see our Anarchy Champion in all her glory holding up that coveted title belt!
Sidney Grey: I’m the Anarchy Champion and not you or anyone else is ever taking this belt away from me!
She opens the briefcase and suddenly the contents explode, sending a great gush of white slime all over the Anarchy Champion’s face.
Vinnie Lane: HOLY CRAP DUDE, WHAT IS THAT?
Bama: Seeing as how she got that from Tommy Wish…I don’t even want to guess.
Sidney stands there shaking as the fans and even HGH have a good laugh over this. Tommy appears on the X-Tron in hockey gear.
T: Looks like I came in too prematurely.
Vinnie Lane: Gross dude!
T: I told you that you had to push it to the X-Treeeeeeeeeme last show and I’d give you the title back and technically what you did against Atomic Bat and Blue Tango fit the bill. But, in reality I had already given the belt back to Vinnie last week. So this whole briefcase thing was a way to fuck you over one last time.
Vinnie reached under the announce table and pulled out the title.
Bama: Really?
Vinnie Lane: Dude! I totally forgot!
T: Sid, have a great night! Also, good luck at March Madness… let’s hope you don’t get too sticky to the finals! HAHA!!
Bama: Oh he’s done it again here tonight!
Sid slowly exits the ring, making her way over to the announce table as she finally takes possession of the title belt for the first time since winning it several weeks ago. Sid continues to stand there, shaking as her assistant runs down to ringside and covers her with a towel, escorting the stunned champion out of the arena as the fans continue to boo and jeer.
Bama: The champ looks to be in shock. You have to wonder how this will affect her chances at March Madness.
Vinnie Lane: Well, we only have a few more days until we find out.
Suddenly on the AnarchoTron…
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Starting next week, the first EVER (modern day) Anarchy Champion returns to systematically disassemble what has become a roster so broken that even peeps on Madness are starting to feel better about themselves.
One by one.
Until the sanctity of Anarchy is restored.
You'll thank me later.
kthanxbye!
The Just This? League
THE ATOMIC BAT, RASTAMON, & THE BLUE TANGO
- vs -
THUGS
TOMMY WISH, JOHN BLACK, & REGGIE ESTRADA
Bare Ca-Knuckle Brawl!
Each Trio will act as a mini hockey team until a goal is scored and it becomes a fight on the ice!
Whichever team scores the goal will get to choose one member of the other team to sit in the penalty box for the first five minutes of the brawl! |
A chill enters the arena as the ring crew have removed the ring and set up a hockey rink in record time!
Vinnie Lane: "That was SO fast, dude! This new ring crew is awesome!"
Kris "The Hammer" Von Bonn who has seemingly found his new calling blows on the head of his hammer like it was a revolver before putting it back in his holster with a flourish.
Bama: "And looks like our teams are as ready as ever, baby!"
The crowd eagerly awaits the start of the epic match between two teams of three. T.H.U.G.S on one side, the team of John Black, Tommy Wish, and Reggie Estrada, while on the other side is the formidable team of The Blue Tango, Atomic Bat, and Rastamon. The Just-This? League.
The referee blows the whistle, and the game begins with fierce competition for the puck. The Blue Tango, Atomic Bat, and Rastamon play smoothly, moving swiftly across the ice and passing the puck with ease. They quickly take control of the game, stunning the opposing team with their skills.
Vinnie Lane: "Woah, dude! Looks like they've been practising!"
Bama: Yeah, baby! THUGS ain't gettin' close to them!"
However, Reggie Estrada is determined to win by any means necessary. He resorts to playing dirty, tripping Bat and shoulder barging into Tango to take control of the puck. Despite Reggie's dirty tactics, John Black helps Bat to her feet as Reggie moves up to the opposing goal with Tommy at his flank. They move the puck down the ice with precision and a swift pass lines Wish up for a shot which is blocked by Rastamon in the goal who gets the puck to a gliding Tango.
As the game progresses, a series of goals hitting their mark but being blocked, the tension between the two teams rises to a boiling point. The Blue Tango, Atomic Bat, and Rastamon remain calm and focused, determined to win the game through skill and strategy. On the other hand, Reggie Estrada becomes increasingly aggressive, throwing punches and cross-checking the opposing team.
John Black manages to get a shot on target but Estrada with a fire in his belly charges from the side and inadvertently blocks the goal as he pushes Rastamon onto the ground and the puck smacks into his side! Black yells at Reggie to get it together but Estrada waves him off as he takes control of the puck but Atomic Bat is on his tail! Sliding past and swiping the puck, a strong pass to Tango and the puck sails between Black's legs, The Blue Tango sees an opening and takes a shot on goal. The puck flies past Tommy Wish scoring a stunning goal!
The crowd erupts into cheers as The Just-This? League celebrate their short victory. John Black and Tommy Wish look disappointed. Reggie Estrada, on the other hand, looks furious, breaking his hockey stick in two and exclaims "Hockey is stupid!" Which gets boos from the crowd.
Vinnie Lane: "Woah, dude, that's like sacrilege over here!"
JB and Wish skate over to Reggie to calm him down and talk strategy, easing Estrada by telling him to save the rage for the match. The Just-This? League huddle briefly talking about who to put in the sin bin for 5 minutes.
Bama: "Who you think they're gonna pick, Vinnie?"
Vinnie Lane: "I dunno, dude. JB seems the most logical, get the champ out of the picture first so you can focus him later but I don't think it's their style!"
Our Heroes break and call over the ref who nods with their decision and blows his whistle sending Reggie Estrada into the penalty box!
And Reggies is PISSED! JB and Wish try their best to calm Reggie down to no avail as the official leads him to the box where he begins to stew.
DING! DING! DING!!!
Atomic Bat charges John Black and hits him with a flying clothesline, sending him crashing to the ice. Blue Tango takes on Tommy Wish with a series of lightning-fast punches, but Wish counters with a low blow that leaves Blue Tango gasping for air. Black tries to hit a DDT on Tango but Rastamon rushes in for the save with a lariat and knocks JB down on the ice. Bat picks Wish up and twirls him around throwing Wish into the plexiglass and the crowd pop huge.
Vinnie Lane: "The numbers game playing well for The Just-This? League so far."
Tommy hits the ice hard in front of Reggie who smacks the plexiglass urging Tommy to get back to his feet. John Black manages to trip Rastamon down to the ice and scrambles to stand up hitting Tango with a messy uppercut before transitioning into a side kick and booting Tango across the ice who slides far.
Bama: "Looks like that game of hockey took something out of both teams here, some sloppy movements."
Vinnie Lane: "Yeah, I'm sure the ice isn't helping either."
Bat swoops in and gets a hand on Tango's forearm picking him up and flinging him across the ice and The Blue Tango beams JB with a hellacious clothesline! The Just-This League seem to be in full control right now as JB is down seeing stars; Wish begins to get up and blindsides the opposing team taking them out with a crossbody as they're grouped and Wish bowls them all over and they scatter over the ice.
All competitors are currently downed and a buzzer sounds off signalling the five minutes have passed and Reggie comes storming out of the box with a head full of steam, he immediately stomps down on Atomic Bat, placing a boot on her face before stepping over her and grabbing Tango by the collar and waist and forcing him JB's way and takes full focus on Rastamon! Estrada knees Rastamon in the face to force him up before unleashing a hail of fists down on his mush.
As Tango sails toward the Xtreme Champ, John Black grabs a hockey stick and smashes across Tango! The stick breaks into shards as Tango goes down and Tommy Wish feels the momentum switch gliding towards Bat and nailing her with a forearm before taking her to the ice and beginning a ground and pound!
Vinnie Lane: "Reggie sure shifted this match! Not sure how Just-This? League can get back into the fight here."
Atomic Bat stops the flurry of strikes with a sharp knee to the gut and flips Wish out onto his back! JB smashes a boot down on Tango who barely rolls out of the way and trips Black up before taking out a grappling gun and disappearing into the rafters! As Reggie is about to smash Rastamon's head into the plexiglass, Rastamon stretches his hands forward and stops himself! He manages to swipe away and gain some distance pulling out a large doobie and disappearing into a large cloud of smoke!
Estrada coughs and waves the smoke away from him, his anger slowly fading along with his movements. Reggie's eyes grow red and a smile grows on his face as instead of searching for Rastamon... Estrada sits down and runs his hand over the surface if the ice with a "wooooooooooooah..."
Atomic Bat kips up onto the ice and turns around to Wish with a vicious overhead kick!
Followed by a right hook!
And a stomp onto Wish's foot!
And as Wish hops around on the ice, The Blue Tango flies from the sky delivering a brutal dive kick which takes Wish out for good!
The Blue Tango and Atomic Bat high-five as Rastamon joins them and the three turn their attention onto John Black do a heroic pose!
JB looks at his downed comrades and readies his fists!
Rastamon swoops in first and gets punished with a heavy straight punch and Rastamon slides far away in a heap! Tango flanks but JB ducks under the flying kick and throws his body back catching Tango in a Samoan Drop! Atomic Bat follows lastly and slashes at JB who backs away and gets a good solid hit in but the numbers game proves too much as Tango is back in the action and with The Atomic Bat make swiping blows one after another gliding quickly on the ice and wear down John Black before ending things with a double superkick!
Heels hit JB's chin who flies through the air and rolls across the ice like a car wreck and hits the back of the goal!
[i]BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ[/i]
The buzzer goes off as only Tango and Bat remain standing and the ref whistles the end of the fight!
| WINNERS VIA KO - THE BLUE TANGO, THE ATOMIC BAT & RASTAMON, THE JUST-THIS? LEAGUE! |
SPECIAL THANKS:
Sid Grey
Sarah Lacklan
Gator
And Viewers Like You |
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