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(Gravy_Xtreme_5000) · **08-30-2022, 01:05 PM**

"What the shit!? It's been hours and not a single bitch has hit me back!"

Who is Micheal talking to? Surely not you, the viewer, yet there is no one else in the room.

"This fucking blows, but not in the way I'd like!"

See, he does this often. Gravy talks to people who aren't there.

"Fuck you, I was you, remember!? You didn't get any more ass than I do now!"

And these people that he speaks to are often imagined extensions of himself. Possibly because he's too self absorbed to carry on a real conversation with a real person.

"Well... I'll admit that the changes that you made where an improvement, but"

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"Yeah, and this is fine for the spank bank, but it's not like I can just tape a picture over her face in person!"

Gravy, abusing his administrative privileges has all of the rosters personal information at his disposal.

Let that sink in while you watch him clumsily poke out a message to LSM with those damned fumbling hands.

wana smash!

Tommy Wish · (08-30-2022)

Tommy, who recently gotten a text message from Graves with the LSM feet pic (thanks), has come down to see and observe the situation.

"Yo Gravy boy, you need to chill on sendin mass messages to the whole damn locker room... look I know how it is to have feelings for a chick like Machina or even Dolly Parton's long lost niece (not tryin to imply her havin big tiddes...maybe I am) Waters. But this is not how you roll, but since you got it figured out...ill be on my way."

Graves, who's pretty much licking his lips on his cell phone, ignored what he said as Tommy shook his head went elsewhere.

(Gravy_Xtreme_5000) · **08-30-2022, 02:48 PM**

But Gravy did not ignore Tommy's words. It only seemed that way due to his lustful gaze of the poorly "shopped" pic on his phone.

"Tommy, wait!"

Tommy was almost out of the room when Gravy called him back. The two men stared at each other awkwardly as Gravy remained mum.

After 4 seconds...

Tommy had enough of this shit and started to leave, again.

"I don't have any fuckin' idea what you're talking about! Way too many hits to the head! Am I right!?"

Tommy Wish · **08-30-2022, 03:55 PM**

Tommy then comes back around Gravy.

"Hey I am not the one sending "wanna smash" texts to chicks here. I know you are getting up there within your age, but man you need to be able to read the room, I hear Savannah might help you with your "needs" but that's just a rumor i heard awhile ago."

Tommy peeped his phone of the message, as Gravy tried to downplay it.

"Hey look, you can believe in what you want... but all I am saying is, don't fake the funk man. If i am out here willing to smile over text message of LSM's soles of her feet in a bikini in daylight... then just tell your truth to the broads."

BIG PREESH · (08-31-2022)

Preesh rushes into Gravy's bathroom, where this all is taking place - making it way weirder that Tom is here.

"WHOA! You gots to get off these apps, Grave-Digga! Dolly Waters is as pure as the first snow of the season. An untouched flower. Dew drops on a blade of grass on a midsummer's morning, DAWG! You can't be treating a virginal princess like some sort of skank! She don't want you dribbling all that seed on pics of her! THAT'S REVENGE PORN!"

Preesh takes a step back as an enraged Gravy stands up from his toilet, ready to attack!

(Gravy_Xtreme_5000) · **08-31-2022, 08:05 AM**

"I DON'T BEAT MY MEAT! I HAVE SEX ALLLLLLL THE TIIIIIIME!!!"

Gravy spikes his water bottle.

It bounces.

And hits Preesh in the nut!

The right one!

"And this ISN'T revenge porn!"

Gravy pulls up something on his phone!

"THAT'S REVENGE PORN!"

"Also, I told y'all fuckheads that Lane's hair was FAKE!"

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (08-31-2022)

"SHOPPED! DEEPFAKE! That's not me, that's not my hair, and that's DEFINITELY not my wang!"

Vinnie, who has no idea why he's here in Gravy's bathroom now, or why Preesh and Tommy are also here, looks very confused. He has a 32 ounce Dunkin Donuts iced caramel latte in his hand, because they are delicious.

"But check this out, dude... I got this sent to me by mistake a few months back and I've just been waiting for a good reason to bust it out. These CamBot drones are incredible!"

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Theo Pryce · **08-31-2022, 11:29 AM**

That is not my deck chair.

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (08-31-2022)

"I was pretty surprised by how small your deck is. It's almost a microdeck."

Theo Pryce · **08-31-2022, 12:44 PM**

Key word being almost. Unlike yours which actually is a microdeck.

Tommy Wish · (08-31-2022)

Tommy simply idles out the bathroom, but before he leaves he secretly "slips" these pictures to these lovely few.

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"I hope you all have great day..."

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