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Anarchy 8-11-22
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"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Offline
The Guy
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XWF FanBase:
Some of everyone

(cheered; very rarely plays dirty but isn't lame either; many likable qualities)


#1
08-15-2022, 06:15 PM






LIVE!!!




FROM THE COLISEO DE PUERTO RICO JOSE MIGUEL AGRELOT IN SAN JUAN, PUERTO RICO!







Ruby
- vs -
Jason Cashe
2 out of 3 Falls!

Referee: Mr. Referee







HGH
- vs -
"La Reina" Daniela Raye-Weathers

Referee: MARTY







"Venom" Xavier Lux
- vs -
Savannah Knightley

Referee: MARTY







Alex Blade
- vs -
O. Bay T-Law
- vs -
Tommy Wish
- vs -
Lord Raab
Fatal 4-Way!!

Referee: Chaz Bobo







Big Money Oswald
- vs -
Unknown Soldier
Cage Match!

Referee: Ari Silverstein







The Misfits
(Mastermind, Scarlett the Hunteress, and Kris 'The Hammer' Von Bonn
- vs -
The X-Treme Alliance
(Micheal Graves, Barney Green, and Darren Dangerous)
Special Triple Threat RP Rules!

3K total - can be used collaboratively or individually!


Referee: Norland MacSkeevey



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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!


The pyro above Puerto Rico is intense, since the laws are WAY weaker here! We are talking about some stuff that would be completely NO BUENO in the fifty states!

The crowd goes bonkers yelling WEPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA into the cambot drones as they fly around the arena. They catch some of the crowd signs which are thankfully mostly in English!


HOW DID TOMMY’S GIRL LOSE HER LEG?
THE RAABS ARE BAD AT NASCAR
WTF THIS ISN’T THURSDAY
GIVE HGH HIS TITLE SHOT

The drones eventually make their way to ringside where they find “Loverboy” Vinnie Lane alongside his broadcast partner, the boisterous Bama T. Bama has his little chihuahua Sassafras with him, as always, and he’s also got an ice cold Medalla Light on the table in front of him.


Vinnie Lane: “Ladies and germs, welcome once again to the craziest Thursday program anywhere on the internet! It’s ANARCHY!”


Bama: “You ain’t lyin’ Vinnie… we got us a wild ride here tonight! That cage match between Soldier and Big Ozzy is gonna be insane!”


Vinnie Lane: “That as well as the fatal fourway pitting Raab, Tommy Wish, T-Law, and a debuting Alex Blade all in one ring!”


Bama: “And of course that trios main event with the Anarchy Champion Mastermind’s Misfits group up against the XWF’s most violent group… the X-Treme Alliance! Now THAT’S a main event!”


Vinnie Lane: “All that and more right here tonight on Anarchy… but first, we’ve got a treat. Ruby, the three time champion taking on Jason Cashe in a two out of three falls match… and that’s happening RIGHT NOW!!!”


We go to the ring…
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Ruby
- vs -
Jason Cashe
2 out of 3 Falls!

Referee: Mr. Referee




The hymn-like hum vibrates through the area before Lauren Hill soundfully brings in the chorus. Jason Cashe comes out from the back with Josslynn Spencer holding his hand. His eyes are covered by sunglasses. Looking around the arena at the live audience, his eyes stay hidden behind the shades. Taking a long drag off an air joint, Cashe howls up into the sky, a few fans howl with him. Josslynn gives him a 'good game' slap to the butt and they head down to the ring.


ANNOUNCER: From Houston, Tejas by way of Decatur, Georgia.. A truly Troubled One they call DiOGee.. Jaaaassoooon! CAAAASHE!!


Stopping as the aisle turns to ringside, Cashe drags a foot creating an imaginary line. This is the line where when passed, the talking stops. Giving Josslynn a kiss, she heads around the ring as Cashe steps into a jog, leaping up on the apron onto his left knee. He stands, ducking under the top rope to enter the ring. Taking off the sunglasses as he enters, he rushes across the ring and launches them deep into the crowd. Growling a roar to the live audience, showing he was ready to scrap.


Vinnie Lane: "Theo Pryce chose Jason Cashe to be a member of his trilogy for a reason, and that’s because Jason Cashe is one bad dude! With a win over Ruby tonight, no one could dispute that he’s one of the top diOGees around!!"


Bama: "I don’t know what that means, baby, but I’m excited to find out! Jason Cashe is the kinda guy that every commentator wants to call a match for: he’s ruthless, he’s aggressive, and above all: he’s pure entertainment!"






Ruby walks down to the ring and high fives a few fans in the front row as the crowd chants her name. Ruby slides under the bottom rope and heads to her respective corner to await the ringing of the bell.


Vinnie Lane: "Jason Cashe has a lot of wins on Anarchy this year, but Ruby is one of the winningest Anarchy wrestlers of all time! This match is shaping up to be an instant classic!"


Bama: "I think she’d look hotter without the mask!"


Vinnie Lane: "Wow dude, that's not appropriate to say about our female talent!"


Bama: "You know what, you’re right. I think she looks better with the mask!"



DING! DING! DING!!!



The referee calls for the bell and Jason Cashe charges forward like a bull in a china shop. Wasting no time at all, Jason Cashe traverses the entirety of the ring in just a few seconds! He lunges forward to grab a hold of Ruby, but the Super Dear’o manages to slip out from the corner just in time, causing Cashe to eat a facefull of turnbuckle post! When Jason turns around, he’s immediately rolled up into a cradle pin by Ruby!


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KICKOUT!



Vinnie Lane: "Ruby almost got the first pin right there! I bet you she knew that Jason was going to come out aggressive, and she was planning to exploit that!"


Bama: "Ain’t no quick little frilly pins going to work against Jason Cashe! She’s going to need to put him down if she wants to win, and not do this pussyfooting stuff!"


Jason Cashe just barely kicks out before the referee can count the three. Ruby and Jason scramble to their feet, with Jason looking every bit pissed off. Ruby and Jason circle each other for a few moments before Jason goes in for an attempted tie up, but again, Ruby is too agile and nimble! She deftly sidesteps the clinch maneuver before she charges at the ropes on the other side of the ring. Jason is left confused and spends a few valuable seconds looking for Ruby. By the time he figures out where she is, she’s already leaving the top rope and aiming a missile dropkick right at his jaw! The big move connects and both wrestlers tumble to the mat!


Vinnie Lane: "Springboard missile dropkick! Ruby is pulling out all the stops in this one"


Bama: "She needs to let my man Jason Cashe regroup, he needs some time to focus!"


Vinnie Lane: "Her job is literally to not do that!"


Bama: "But I thought she was supposed to be a nice lady!"


Ruby gets up to her feet first, where she starts waiting for Cashe like he is her prey. Ruby is crouching and preparing, and when Cashe finally steps back up Ruby charges right at him like a bat out of hell! This time, however, Cashe is the faster man and he is able to sidestep the attempted spear. Ruby looks like she is going to charge through the middle ropes empty handed, but she is able to grab hold of the ropes and stop her own momentum! Ruby goes to step out from the ropes and face Cashe, but when she tries to move her leg, she notices that Josslyn is holding it in place. Ruby yells for the referee to ‘LOOK!’, but by the time he does Cashe’s valet has already let go.

By the time Ruby finally turns around, Jason Cashe is standing right there with a big ol’ grin, and he succinctly bell claps (Double Ear Slaps) her! Ruby brings her hands up to her ears as she yelps and turns away, a sudden ringing slamming through her ear drums; but before Ruby can go anywhere, Cashe grabs her neck with a side headlock and starts dragging her back to the center of the ring! Ruby digs in her heels and tries to resist, but Cashe is just stronger, and he even gives her a noogie to prove it!


Vinnie Lane: "This is a dangerous position for Ruby to be in!"


Bama: "Ain’t that right, he might just choke her senseless here!!"


Vinnie Lane: "No, I mean he might ruin her hairdo with those noogies!"


Ruby tries to fight her way out of the side headlock once she’s been pulled to the center of the ring, but it doesn’t look like she’s making much progress, because Jason’s huge arm muscles are just crushing her small neck!

Jason keeps squeezing as tight as he can, but it’s clear Ruby doesn’t plan to submit. That’s when Jason Cashe trips Ruby, and takes her down to the mat! Ruby lands on her back and Cashe lands on top of her, with that headlock still locked in! The ref notices that Ruby’s shoulders are both touching, so he begins the count!


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KICKOUT!


Vinnie Lane: "Jason Cashe was just a split second away from picking up the first fall right there!"


Bama: "He’s got the momentum, baby, and he’s not going to give it back!"


Ruby kicks out with such a violent force that it breaks the chokehold all together, finally allowing Ruby to catch some air. Ruby tries to kip up to her feet, but after being deprived of oxygen for so long her body says no to that, and she’s forced to take a much slower approach: using the ropes to lift herself up. But that’s too slow, in fact, because Jason Cashe charges back to Ruby before he hits his patented Mark of JASON! As Ruby lay draped over the ropes, Cashe bull rushes at her from the left, slamming into Ruby with a devastating Hooking Right Elbow Strike. Ruby falls backwards off the ropes, and Jason Cashe makes the cover.


Vinnie Lane: "Mark of JASON! Mark of JASON!!"


Bama: "We’re both marks of Jason, Vinnie, but talk about the match! He just hit his big move on her, and now he’s making the cover!"



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3!!!



First Fall - Jason Cashe



Vinnie Lane: "What a huge advantage for Cashe! He just scored the first pinfall!"


Bama: "Wait, Vinnie, did you tell Cashe that it was ⅔ falls? I think he might be celebrating too early! I think you got him all confused with your tricks!"


Vinnie Lane: "U!h….yeah, of course I told him and stuff! I tell everyone everything they need to know, dude."


Jason Cashe gets up to celebrate, and even starts doing a cute little dance, but pretty soon he starts wondering why the ref isn’t raising his hand. That’s when Josslyn yells at him from outside the ring and reminds him that it is a ⅔ falls match. That’s when Cashe drops back to the ground and tries to cover Ruby again.


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KICKOUT!!!


Vinnie Lane: "Ruby kicks out! Jason Cashe lost valuable time celebrating too early!"


Bama: "That’s your fault, Vinnie!"


Vinnie Lane: "It’s definitely not!"


Bama: "It definitely is!"

This time, Ruby gets a shoulder up, but just barely! Cashe pounds the mat out of frustration with himself for the valuable time lost. Cashe pushes himself to his feet before he grabs a hold of Ruby and flings her into the corner with an Irish Whip. Ruby slams into the post backfirst before waiting for Cashe’s next move. Jason stomps his feet into the mat before charging forward into the corner….only to be met with two boots to the face as Ruby lifts her feet into the air just in time! Cashe’s nose and mouth look significantly more fucked up and pretty bloody after the high speed collision, and he’s forced to take a few steps back towards the center of the ring.

As Cashe turns his back and uses his hand to check out the damage to his pretty face, Ruby runs toward his back and locks him into position for the RUBY CUTTER! Ruby drags Cashe forward by his fucked up face before slamming his head back into the mat ala Diamond Dallas Page! Ruby flips Cashe over and makes the pin as Josslyn Spencer can be heard shrieking at ringside!


Vinnie Lane: "Ruby Cutter! No way Cashe is kicking out after that!"


Bama: "If anyone can do it, Jason Cashe can do it!"


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3!!!



Second Fall - Ruby




Vinnie Lane: "Jason Cashe couldn’t do it!"


Bama: "This is all tied up now! This is anyone’s game!"


Ruby, wise to the game, wastes no time celebrating. She breaks the pin for one second, only to start covering Jason Cashe right back up!


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3-NO-KICKOUT!!!

Just in time, Cashe flings a wild shoulder up! Like a second fit of life just ran through him, Jason pushes Ruby off of him before he pops up to the mat and begins licking the blood from his lips.


Vinnie Lane: "Ruby better watch out, I think Cashe has some next-level adrenaline going through his veins right now!"


Bama: "This is when it gets good!"


Jason Cashe charges forward at Ruby with a hellacious clothesline attempt, but she ducks underneath it just in time! When Jason Cashe turns around Ruby is right there waiting for him. Ruby’s feet leave the air as she goes for a Pelé Kick on Cashe! Jason is flung over the top rope and onto the ringside apron as Ruby’s foot connects straight to the back of his neck. Ruby looks up and surveys the damage she’s done, then she starts charging at the ropes opposite Cashe’s body. Ruby bounces off the set of ropes before turning around and sprinting full steam ahead! As Jason Cashe lay strewn out on the ringside apron Ruby leaps out of the ring, holding the top rope and reorienting her body in such a way that she ends up landing a leg drop on Cashe’s neck, before both wrestlers tumble off the apron and down to the ringside mat!


Vinnie Lane: "THAT WAS INCREDIBLE!!"


Bama: "Oh my god, Vinnie, she almost decapitated him!"


Ruby and Jason are both rubbing some new bumps on their heads as they make their way up their feet. Jason has a few more bruises to rub than Ruby, however, so is standing first! When Jason gets back up Ruby hits him with a big punch to the jaw that rocks him a bit and forces him to lean on the ringside barrier. The fans in the front row are going apeshit, the action is right next to them!

As Jason leans against the ringside barrier, Ruby hits him with a 3 piece combination. A left jab and a right hook, capped off by a roundhouse kick to the face that actually sends Cashe up and OVER the barrier!


Vinnie Lane: "Jason goes flying into the crowd!"


Bama: "Ruby has taken the upper hand here, she’s looking scary out there!"

The crowd goes wild and Ruby takes a few moments to bask in the praises of her banana-lime fanatics. A few front row fans take the shirts off their backs and the hats off their head before asking Ruby to sign them. Ruby, of course, sets to work signing every fan’s merchandise. Meanwhile, after a few seconds go by we can see Jason Cashe popping in the front row on the other side of the ring, as if he had crawled all the way over there! As soon as Cashe pops up over there Josslynn Spencer runs to his aid, offering him a drink of water and a nice towel to sweat on.


Vinnie Lane: "Ruby is a fan favorite and loves to be a role model, but uh, I’m not sure now’s the time to sign autographs. Jason is over there recuperating!"


Bama: "While Ruby wastes valuable time playing to the fans and making children’s dreams come true, Jason Cashe is resting in between rounds! That could be a huge factor down the road here tonight!"

After Ruby signs every fan’s piece of merchandise, the front row fans point to Jason and Joslyn who are in the front row on the other side of the ring. Ruby hands the last little boy his signed hat before she rushes off around the ring! Josslynn sees Ruby coming and warns Jason before reaching into her pockets and handing something to Jason Cashe. As Ruby approaches Josslynn stands in front of Cashe like a human shield, telling Ruby not to go any further.


Vinnie Lane: "The referee needs to do something about this! And wait, did she hand Jason something?"


Bama: "Josslyn’s allowed to stand around wherever she damn well pleases!"

As Ruby tries to argue with Josslynn Spencer to move, Cashe pushes his own girlfriend out of the way somewhat roughly, and much to Ruby’s surprise! Then, Cashe hits Ruby straight in the temple of her forehead with a big right hand that drops her like a sack of bricks! Jason Cashe looks like he takes something off his knuckles and hands them back to his valet before he crosses over the barrier.


Vinnie Lane: "Wait, did Jason Cashe just hit Ruby with a foreign object?!! Did Josslyn hand him a pair of brass knuckles?!"


Bama: "The referee is still inside the ring, and we’re all the way over here- there ain’t no telling what might have happened, but if we start speculating, that’s like doing a kangaroo trial! It’s unfair. You can’t put a DIOGEE through Kangaroo court!”

Jason picks up Ruby, who doesn’t look conscious at this point, and slides her into the ring under the bottom rope. Out of an abundance of caution, Jason Cashe picks Ruby up before tucking her head between his thighs and hitting his finisher move, the "Scrap Action Driver"!

Jason flips Ruby over and the referee counts the action.


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DING! DING! DING!!!



Winner by 2 Falls to 1 - Jason Cashe




Vinnie Lane: "I can't believe it! Cashe won! But it took the help of his ladyfriend from Madness... Ruby got screwed over AGAIN!"


Bama: "Oh WAH WAH WAH, Vinnie! Jason told us in his recorded promo that he's NOT a good guy... what did you expect?"


Vinnie Lane: "Maybe a little integrity?"



Bama: "Integrity is for suckers! Besides, you can't be a hero if there aren't any villains!"


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HGH
- vs -
"La Reina" Daniela Raye-Weathers

Referee: MARTY





HGH’s Tron appears on the big screen as he makes his way to the ring, booed all the time by the fans.


Vinnie Lane: "Hays has really been turning some heads. He might finally be making that leap to the top of the card... but he's got a former Anarchy Champion in front of him first!"


Bama: "Ain't you been paying attention to what HGH says Vinnie? He beats former champions all the time!"







“Before I’m Dead” by Kidney Thieves hits as Daniela Raye-Weathers appears on stage, cheered by the fans. She walks down the aisle and climbs the apron to the ring, and strikes a pose for the fans before her music dies down.


Vinnie Lane: "And here comes La Reina... this girl turned Anarchy upside down a few months back, and she's trying to see if she can do it again..."


Bama: "Can't trust a girl who's that good looking. Nope. Can't do it."



DING DING DING!!!


Right after the bell has hit for the third time, La Reina charges and hits a frontal savate kick, dropping HGH to the mat! No sooner has he gone down that Daniela Raye-Weathers rushes to lock him in an armbar, but no! HGH pushes her away and comes right back to his feet! La Reina goes for a grapple and the two of them push each other’s arms back and forth…


Vinnie Lane: "WAIT! Eye rake by HGH!"


Bama: "The oldest trick in the book! Older than even you, Lane!"


Vinnie Lane: "HEY!"


The referee failed to spot the dirty move, and as Daniela staggers back, HGH brings her down with a DDT! He immediately slides over her for the cover!


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NO - Daniela kicks out!

As Daniela sits up, HGH attempts to put her in a sleeper hold… NO! Back elbow by La Reina! And another! And one more! HGH is driven back and Daniela Raye-Weathers is back on her feet! HGH tries a clothesline, ducked under by La Reina! She rebounds off the apron and comes back strong, catching HGH with a Superkick right to the chin! One more time the Buffalo native goes to the mat, and La Reina goes for the pin!


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NO - HGH kicks out!

But Daniela Raye-Weathers isn’t done yet! She breaks into another sprint for the ropes as HGH rises again, and once he’s fully up on his feet, she brings him down with a flying forearm! HGH goes down once more and La Reina covers!


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NO - HGH kicks out!


Vinnie Lane: "Daniela is on a roll right now! If she keeps this up, HGH will go down for sure!"


Bama: "He’s already survived two covers by La Reina, let’s not count him out just yet!"

Daniela Raye-Weathers is fired up, and means to take to the air! HGH is barely showing signs of life as La Reina makes her way to the ringpost. She climbs to the top turnbuckle and goes for a picture perfect moonsault… NO! HGH with his knees up, on which La Reina lands stomach first!


Vinnie Lane: "OWWWWWW!"


Bama: "Great reflexes by HGH, it could have been all over for him!"

Daniela rolls off HGH’s knees in pain, and the New York wrestler has her right where he wants her! He forces her to her feet, lifts her up, and slams her to the mat in a thunderous Spinebuster! HGH roars to the crowd’s booing, and goes for the cover!


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TH-NO! LA REINA GETS HER SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST SECOND!


Vinnie Lane: "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"


Bama: "How did she even get up from that!? He could have rendered her paralytic!"


Vinnie Lane: "There’s a reason she’s called La Reina!"


HGH cannot believe it! He argues with the referee for a slow count, but the referee will have none of it! He signals for the end and lifts Daniela up again. He drapes his arm over her neck and arches her back for the Injection… NO! LA REINA FIGHTING BACK! She’s pushing against HGH’s strength, and she lands a back elbow to his stomach! HGH has to break the hold once more and La Reina seizes the chance! Ra’s Call and HGH goes down hard!


Vinnie Lane: "HERE COMES LA REINA’S COMEBACK!"


Bama: "She was in big trouble, and she may just have it now!"

Daniela Raye-Weathers goes for the cover!


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TH-NO!!! Last second kickout by HGH!


Vinnie Lane: "DANG IT!"


Bama: "She has to put him down for good!"

And now it’s La Reina who signals for the end! She forces HGH to his feet and goes to pick him up for the Osiris’ Judgment... she’s lifting him up over her shoulders… NO! HGH lands a punch to her head before she can put him in position! And another! And another! He’s raining punch after punch over her head and La Reina has to drop him! HGH takes off to the ropes and comes back on the rebound with a dropkick on Daniela Raye-Weather’s back! Daniela is dropped down, and once she’s rising, HGH catches her with a clothesline! La Reina is now laid out flat, and HGH picks her up once more… DOUBLE DOSE! Hammerlock DDT right on target!


Vinnie Lane: "It’s gotta be over!"


Bama: "Brave effort by La Reina, but HGH has just slipped away!"

Not wasting any time, HGH hooks Reina’s leg!


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DING DING DING!!!


Winner by Pinfall - Harmon Greyson Hayes




Vinnie Lane: "Fantastic bout! HGH really showed he can turn things around and rebound... and a win over a former champ looks mighty nice in the rankings!"


Bama: "We got rankings!?!?!"
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"Venom" Xavier Lux
- vs -
Savannah Knightley

Referee: MARTY





The lights in the building start to flicker, matching the opening riffs and drums of Disturbed's 'The Infection'. After the intro, a brief pyro explosion goes off in the entrance and as lyrics of the song begin, Xavier Lux steps out from behind the smoke left by the pyro. He stands there sporting his finest black and green gear, looking around at the XWF crowd most of whom boo him loudly after his recent actions. He shakes his head in disappointment and instead focuses on those that do cheer loudly, and even try to fight the boos with a brief “Venom! Venom!” chant. He smirks before making his way down the ramp, keeping his focus on the ring. Once he gets to ringside, he hops on the apron, wiping his boots showing his respect to the canvas where he is about to practice his craft. He then gets inside and makes his way to the corner, climbs to the second turnbuckle and again just looks around at the crowd who is now giving him a mix reaction. He acknowledges a fan here and there who is showing him support before hopping down from the ring; he checks in with the ref and then gets ready for the match as his music dies down.


Vinnie Lane: "Xavier Lux is coming into this match after taking a win last time out... he's trying to turn it into a win streak!"


Bama: "This guy gets going he's gonna be a problem for the folks who think they own the top of the card here on Anarchy, that's a fact!"







"Slut Like You" by PiNK hits the P.A. system as Savannah Knightley appears on stage. A huge pop arises from the crowd at her sight, primarily from the male audience, which she returns by blowing kisses. She makes her way to the apron and into the ring, then poses once more to the audience's delight before her music dies down.



Vinnie Lane: "Savannah made her return to the Anarchy brand not long ago and she has made some waves!"


Bama: "Like in my pants! I love Savannah Knightley, Vinnie, I can't lie..."



DING DING DING!!!


The two competitors lock up! Xavier wants to take advantage of his size and strength compared to Savannah, but the Canadian wrestler will not budge! She utilizes Venom’s advantage against him and sends him to the ropes in an Irish Whip reversal! Lux comes off the rebound right into the receiving end of a Jump Swing DDT! Down goes Lux and Savannah presses her advantage with a Hurricanrana! Lux is dropped and Savannah makes the cover!


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NO! Xavier Lux kicks out!


Vinnie Lane: "Lovely leg work by Savannah Knightley!"


Bama: "Does Roxy know you check out other women’s legs?"


Vinnie Lane: "Not THAT way, geez!"


Savannah goes for a high impact move! She lifts up Xavier Lux and heads to the top turnbuckle. She’s going to go for a top rope Facebust-NO! Xavier Lux with a headscissors takedown! Savanna Knightley is scrambled and Venom has bought himself some valuable time! She is stumbling around the ring trying to find her bearings, and she walks right into Xavier’s arms for a Snap Suplex! Down she goes and Lux presses his advantage with a hip toss! Lux is catching heat now, taking off to the ropes. When Savannah rises again, she is caught square in the chin by a running European Uppercut! That massive hit has rocked her, and Lux goes for a body slam! He goes for the cover!


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NO! Savannah Knightley kicks out!


Vinnie Lane: "Good effort by Xavier Lux, but Savannah Knightley is still alive!"


Bama: "From what I hear, COVID will get her soon."


Vinnie Lane: "Will you stop!?"


Savannah is stirring and Xavier Lux might see an opportunity for the end! Taking off to the ropes once more, he charges at her for a penalty kick… NO! Savannah Knightley with a Dragon Screw! Down goes Xavier and it’s time for the Canadian wrestler to get back on her feet! She starts taking off once more, Xavier Lux launches for a headscissors, but Savannah ducks out of the way! Xavier is left picking himself off the floor when Knightley comes off the rebound for a Flying Body Press! Down goes Xavier once more and Savannah is still on the run! Xavier rises again, only to be planted back on the floor with a beautiful Running Facebuster! Savannah goes for the cover!


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TH-NO! Xavier Lux kicks out!


Vinnie Lane: "High-flying showdown, I love it!"


Bama: "All that flying’s bound to take their toll on both of them, they need to slow down! Maybe slap a chinlock on like my grandpap used to do in the territories!"

Savannah seems to pay little heed to Bama’s words, as she’s now climbing the ropes! She reaches the top turnbuckle and launches! Look Out Below (630 Senton)! NO! Xavier has rolled out of the way and Savannah Knightley hits nothing but canvas! Xavier Lux now seizes his chance, and this time the penalty kick goes right on target! Savannah is laid out flat, and Venom goes for the cover!


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TH-NO!!! Savannah Knightley kicks out!


Vinnie Lane: "What a kick! Xavier Lux has turned it on its head!"


Bama: "Does Roxy do that to you, Lane?"


Vinnie Lane: "Well som-NO! Get back into the match!"

Xavier now looks to put Savannah down! He picks her up and tosses her to the corner! He comes running and launches for the Toxin dropkick… BUT SAVANNAH DODGES! Xavier Lux has just crashed against the ringpost! Savannah makes the best of Xavier’s predicament, and puts him down with an Evenflow DDT! Xavier goes down once more, and Savannah goes for the cover!


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TH-NO!!! Xavier Lux kicks out!


Vinnie Lane: "And one more time the tables are turned!"


Bama: "Any of these two can take it!"

Savannah decides to go for the end! She waits until Xavier rises up, groggily, into his feet, then goes to plant her foot on his face for the Kiss Goodnight… NO! Xavier has caught her leg, and pushes her down with all his strength! Savannah is sent violently onto her backside on the floor, and Xavier again goes to the turnbuckle. Once Savannah has risen, she’s one more time Irish-whipped into the corner, and caught this time dead on by the Toxin! Xavier climbs to the top rope, and diligently administers The Cure! Savannah is laid out cold, and Venom goes for the cover!


Vinnie Lane: "Xavier Lux has just added to his streak!"


Bama: "Savannah has nothing to be ashamed of, but Xavier Lux has been on a roll, and tonight it continues!"



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DING DING DING!!!


Winner by Pinfall - "Venom" Xavier Lux




Vinnie Lane: "That's two in a row for Lux, he might be due!"


Bama: "Him and Mastermind? Now that's a match the world needs to see..."



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The show cuts back to the ring, where the canvas has been covered with a black carpet. A table sits in the middle of the ring with two candles on either side. Behind the table are two flags - a yellow one with a snake that says "Don't Tread On Me", and another one that is Navy blue that says "Let's Go Brandon". The crowd murmurs in confusion.

Vinnie Lane: "Well, I have to admit, I don't exactly know what's going on now"

Bama: "What do you mean? It's your show, baby!"


Before Vinnie gets the chance to respond, an unfamiliar song plays over the speakers.






All this does is add more confusion to the audience, but that confusion quickly turns to anger as out from the back steps Bartholomew "Boots" Lichter, in a brown suit, holding a framed picture of Father Jefferson Cheney.

Bama: "Oh, this dingbat!"


The crowd showers Lichter in boos, but he just looks distraught as he hold the picture close to his chest. As he walks forward, a group of people dressed in orange jumpsuits walk behind him in two rows. Nearly two dozen unknown folks walk slowly behind Lichter with their hands in front of themselves as if they are under arrest. Lichter gets to the ring first and sets the picture of Cheney down on the table. He wipes a tear from his eye as he pauses to look at the picture one more time. Meanwhile, the folks in orange jumpsuits all climb into the ring, and take their place behind Lichter. Lichter grabs a mic from ringside and begins to speak.

Lichter: A few we...

The crowd instantly begins to boo louder, and a loud "Asshole! Asshole!" chant begins.

Bama: "I love it when the fans go old school, baby!"

Lichter cringes as he lowers his mic and shakes his head. One of the people in the jumpsuit pats Lichter on the shoulder and encourages him to continue.

Lichter: A few weeks ago, we witnessed the full savagery of the radical left. We watched, helplessly, as these savage thugs brutalized a great patriot and a great Christian. I hate watching this video, but I have been given orders from Father Cheney to show this unprovoked attack, so everyone can be reminded of the violent nature of the communist brutes that continue to plague our society.

Lichter lowers his mic and turns to the screen, which plays the events from Cannabis Cup that Lichter is referring to.

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Back outside, Erin has a hold of the back of Father Cheney’s neck and begins to drag him towards the announce tables. Cheney continues to shake his head and try to beg off the attack, but instead, Erin clears off the top of one of the tables. Kieran and Meagan pick Cheney up and place him on Erin’s shoulders, and Cheney lets out one last scream before Erin drives Cheney through the announce table with a powerbomb! The crowd explodes as the table collapses and Cheney falls into a broken heap.

The screen cuts and the camera returns to Lichter, who wipes a tear from his eye. The crowd, meanwhile, cheers the destruction they had just witnessed.

Bama: "I can watch that all day, baby!"


Vinnie Lane: "I should remind everyone that Father Cheney entered the match as a legal participant and willingly put himself in harm's way."


Lichter: Now, I know that this must be absolutely hilarious to the communists here in Cuba...

The Puerto Rican crowd boos even harder.

Lichter: ...but back in America, we're reeling from this loss. One of the great leaders of our time - a man who has dedicated himself to bring the United States of America back to its greatness, is forced to sit at home and nurse injuries while these leftist thugs roam free with zero consequences. Not only that, but they are being ENCOURAGED to do so by those in great power. Kaitlin, if you could, please.

Lichter lowers his mic to the side and a woman in an orange jumpsuit steps forward to take the mic. Politically astute viewers would recognize her as activist, talking head, and all around crazy person Kaitlin Bennett, but she is met with mostly apathy by the Puerto Rico crowd that does not know her.

Bennett: This past week, we saw the unlawful and unprecedented raid by the woke FBI on the home of history's greatest president, Donald Trump...

And just like that, the originally apathetic crowd instantly begins to boo.

Bennett: This is happening all across America! The ANTIFA left are using their power and influence to keep good, Christian Americans down! What you see in front of you is the future that liberals want - political prisoners, persecuted for having the audacity to speak their beliefs in public! This is the kind of over-reaching communism that Father Cheney had the courage to speak up against, and he found himself in the hospital because of it. Our country is headed towards dark times, and we can not sit back and allow it to happen!

Bennett hands the mic back over to Lichter, who speaks again.

Lichter: We are systematically being targeted, and the radical communists will not stop until we are all taken down, but I promise you ALL that the Moral Army of Godly Americans will remain on the front lines of this war until we see the evil of this world eradicated from this world. Soon, Father Cheney will join us once again, and he will be smiling with us as the rats are tossed back into the alley. Soon, the wor...







The crowd instantly explodes as the familiar theme of an XWF legend interrupts Lichter. Lichter angerly lowers his mic and all the people in the ring turn their attention toward the ring, waiting for Centurion to arrive; however, he doesn't show up. Instead, the camera pans to the upper deck of the arena, and Centurion is seen walking through the crowd and down one of the aisles.

Bama: "Oh yeah! He's back, baby!"

Centurion gets to the ring of the aisle and tops to look out over the fans and towards the ring. The fans in the upper deck of the Coliseo all reach out and pat Centurion on the shoulders and back, and Centurion pulls out a microphone from his inner jacket pocket before speaking.

Centurion: Are you done?

Lichter goes to raise his microphone, but is immediately cut off by Centurion.

Centurion: No, no, let me rephrase that for you. You're done. This isn't CPAC, and we don't have time for your little conservative circle jerk. You so badly want to be victims? Well guess what - I have no problem victimizing you.

The crowd cheers again as a furious Lichter steps closer to the ropes.

Lichter: Remember the last time you promised that, Andrew? Remember when you suffered, as you called it, the "most embarrassing loss of your career"? Remember when I ended your chances of winning the Plump Pigeon Tournament? You're all talk, but your time here is over. Your career is finished. You might as well have one of your "queer" friends fight this battle for you.

The crowd lets out another loud boo as Centurion shakes his head.

Centurion: You know, it doesn't surprise me that you rely on things like slurs to get your point across. It makes sense, considering your mouthpiece is gone and you replaced him with Discount Eva Braun there.

Bennett angerly steps next to Lichter and grabs his mic.

Bennett: Listen up, you baby-killing snowflake! You have no right interrupting this very serious event! If you have something to say to us, why don't you come down here and say it to our faces!

Bennett slams the mic back into Lichter's hand and Centurion uses his finger to clean out his ear.

Centurion: I'm going to be honest, I barely heard a word of that. Your voice is so terrible, it causes my brain to instantly bleed. There was one word I caught in there, though - snowflake. It's interesting you use that word. See, here's the thing about snowflakes - they may seem harmless on their own, but if you get a lot of it in one place at one time, well...it can be pretty deadly.

As Centurion says that, some flakes of snow begin to fall from the sky. The folks in the ring look up, confused as to how that's even possible, when suddenly a MASSIVE pile of fresh powder drops into the middle of the ring, covering everyone in the ring in snow! Half of the group falls to the mat under the weight, while the other half roll out of the ring, yelling and attempting to brush themselves off, all while shivering under the sudden cold. The only person still standing in the ring is Lichter, who is leaning against the ropes and looks furiously at Centurion. The crowd, meanwhile, goes crazy, and a "Centurion! Centurion!" chant begins.

Bama: "Where did he get all that snow, baby?!"


Vinnie Lane: "Looks like Centurion spent some time at the ski slopes and learned a thing or two about making artificial snow!"


Centurion: The avalanche is coming for you, Lichter! And it will bury you in ways you never thought imaginable. Get your shit together, because I'll see you...at RELENTLESS!

The crowd cheers as "Wild Thing" plays again. Lichter still hasn't moved, only continuing to stare at Centurion as Centurion walks back through the crowd and towards the concourse.


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Alex Blade
- vs -
O. Bay T-Law
- vs -
Tommy Wish
- vs -
Lord Raab
Fatal 4-Way!!

Referee: Chaz Bobo

Vinnie Lane: “Time for the fatal fourway. Bama, who's your pick here tonight? I'm thinking we might see a star be born with the debut of Alex Blade!”


Bama: “Lord Raab all day. That man was built for chaos like this, and I think he might murder someone in there to get that W!”






The Song soon begins with the Guitar rift starting and soon the bass and drums as the lights begin to flicker in the arena soon Rob Zombie's Lyrics begin

King Freak gathering the brains of hyenas
King Freak drinking blood in the arena
King Freak taste the vectors of disease
King Freak destroy you while you're on your knees

We ain't your execution (get off)
We ain't your head pollution (get off)
We ain't your flock of sheep (get off)
We ain't your minds to read, yeah

As Rob sings Alex Blade comes out from behind the Curtain and stands on the Ramp as he looks at the crowd slightly and then at the ring as the crowd boos loudly at the sight of him

King Freak circling a legion of doom
King Freak exploding from a sonic boom
King Freak ringing your cathedral bells
King Freak calling from the mouth of hell

We ain't your execution (get off)
We ain't your head pollution (get off)
We ain't your flock of sheep (get off)
We ain't your minds to read, yeah

As The Song continues, Alex soon begins to make his way towards the ring as the lights continue to flicker and Alex is now focused on the ring and his opponent in the ring, The guitar rift soon kicks in as Alex is near the ring. He walks over to the Ring side Steps and begins to climb up them

And the crows will dig your grave
I do not forgive, I do not save
And the crows will dig your grave
I do not forgive, I do not save

Alex Soon enters the ring slowly as he looks out at the fans one last time as the music fades out


Vinnie Lane: “Alex Blade is a new face here on Anarchy. We've seen snippets, but tonight is the red carpet premiere!”


Bama: “Well I hope he turns out to be a blockbuster hit, not like that lady ghostbuster flop!”






Monster by Skillet plays over the sound system as Lord Raab comes out through the curtain wearing his green and black wrestling trousers with his nickname The Green Disease German Monster on the front of them with Monster Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands and wears a black and green mask and ignores the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and crouches down in the corner moving backwards and forwards, rubbing his hands and moving his neck around while looking at his opponent with anger in his eyes while waiting for the match to start.



Vinnie Lane: “Raab looks ready to hurt someone, dude.”


Bama: “The guy is unhinged. Plus his brother drives NASCAR. I absolutely LOVE NASCAR!”






T.LAW simply comes down to the ring, flexes his “badge” at the booing crowd, and he enters the ring, and he “flexes” his biceps over his blue police uniform, and his theme fades off from there.

As soon as the bell rang, the PR fans noticed that there were only three men. And the arena audiences were chanting “WHERE IS TOMMY?” in unison, as the three men circle around one another. Then Alex and Raab gang up on T-Law, and they start punching him repeatedly, then Raab locks T-Law’s arms on his back as Blade starts dishing out punches to the body, then Raab Headbutts the back of his head, then Blade hits a Palm Strike on T-Law’s chest. Then Raab hits a Back Suplex on T-Law, which causes him to roll to the outside.

Then Alex and Raab start confronting one another, and it lead to the shoving one another. Then Alex automatically Low Blow’s Raab in the nadds, as Chaz reprimanded Alex for it. Alex then follows it up with a Throat Strike, and does a Single Leg Takedown, and he attempts for a Kneebar but Raab manges to hold the bottom rope.

Alex locked it in until Chaz counted to four, and T-Law came back to the ring and hit Alex with a nightstick to his head to break the hold. Then he takes some shots at Raab as well, then Chaz tries to take the stick away from him, but T-Law also decks him with the stick as well. T-Law then taunts the PR crowd who then starts to boo him, while throwing some garbage in the ring.


Vinnie Lane: “Man, these fans are getting quite rowdy for this match, but you know where Tommy is?”


Bama: “I wouldn’t know, maybe he’s at a strip club, trying to pay for a foot session with the local strippers here….wait a minute is that?..”






The camera pans around the arena, and it spots Tommy coming down from the fans seating holding his Kendo Stick, and as he came down to the ring, T-Law was scared so he tried to throw some garbage to the outside to distract him, which does not work as he hopped over the barricades as his theme cuts off. Then he slides in the ring, and T-Law tries to stop on his back, which works and sends him to the corner, and tries to Knife Edge Chop him, which Tommy did not sell and screamed at T-Law.



DING! DING! DING!!!


Vinnie Lane: “Well now the match has officially started...”


Bama: “Tommy had a game plan, he wanted to come in hot from the jump!”

Then he aims the Kendo Stick to his vicinity, and T-Law pleads not to get hit. Tommy hears the PR crowd, and he beats him with the Kendo Stick, then he gets him up and whips him to the ropes and he hits the Kendo Stick to his gut, and he does a White Russian Leg Sweep with the Kendo assist to his throat. He doesn’t go for the cover, since he noticed Chaz was down, so he woke him up with the stick.

But Alex hits Tommy with a Crescent Kick to his back, and he grabs his head, and he slams it on the top rope a couple of times. Then he puts him in the corner, and beams him to the corner, but Tommy reverses it to have him in the corner. Tommy then tries to charge at him, but Raab stops him and he gives Tommy a Clothesline and covers him for the pin..


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ALEX BREAKS THE COUNT!


Vinnie Lane: “Wow, this match is getting kinda hot here with Tommy in the mix, all these men are putting on are a stellar match for these blood thirsty fans!”


Bama: “I mean, you are right and all but it’s a Fatal Four Way, not a 3 Way Dance either!”

Then Raab and Alex start to throw bombs at one another, as T-Law locks Tommy in a Chinlock. The crowd starts booing even harder as T-Law was talking trash to the PR fans, and Tommy tries to get on his feet to break the hold, but T-Law bites on his left shoulder. Then he punches his lower back, then he goes for the night stick again but Raab steals it from him and hits T-Law with it and tosses it to the rabid fans.

Raab then bites T-Law’s head, and Headbutts him repeatedly, then he goes to the corner with him and he tries to get him to the top of the ropes, but T-Law stops him by punching him in the gut. Alex then gets underneath Raab’s legs in a Powerbomb position, as Raab is putting T-Law in a Suplex position. Then all three men hit Tower Of Doom Spot, which made the fans pop for it.


Vinnie Lane: “Man I love the Tower Of Doom, when I wrestled many moons ago, I couldn’t afford to bust that out of my arsenal.”


Bama: “Man, as much as it looks cool, but i can imagine taking it is a pain in the you know what, oh Alex is creeping in for a pin!”

Then we see Alex crawling to pin T-Law as Chaz counts it..


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BARELY A SHOULDER UP BY T-LAW!!!

Then Tommy gets on his feet, and he picks up T-Law and he gives a stiff Uppercut onto him. He then hits a Scoop Slam onto him, and he drags him to the middle of the ropes, he places his body on the middle rope, and grabs his legs up. Then Alex slowly gets on his feet and he jumps over Tommy and hits a Flying Taint on T-Law’s back.

Then Raab gets on his feet and attacks both men with punches, and he goes to Headlock Alex, but Tommy does an Ax Handle to the back of Raab. Then Alex and Tommy go for a double team DDT on Raab, then they double stomp him on the mat. T-Law then grabs Tommy's head and tosses him out of the ring.


Vinnie Lane: “This police guy is strong and all that, but this match can go either way for one of these guys.”


Bama: “Well it depends on how far they will go to achieve the victory here tonight.”

T-Law then pulls out some mace and he sprays Alex’s eyes with it, and he goes to the downed Raab and pulls out some handcuffs and tries to cuff his hand on top of the ropes, but Tommy comes back in to stop him from doing it. He then goes and hits a DDT on T-Law, then Alex goes to T-Law and he tries to mound on his back and then starts to strike him on his back and neck area.

T-Law then tries to reach for the bottom rope, but Tommy stomps on his arm. He then gets pushed back by Chaz, and the two argue over the incident. Then Raab sneakily goes for a roll up on Tommy..


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KICKOUT BY TOMMY!!


Tommy rolls out of the ring and slams his hand on the Apron in frustration, then Alex beams Raab with a Spinning Elbow Strike and he then does a combo of kicks to a kneeling Raab and then he follows it up with his signature move, MISGUIDED MISSILE out of nowhere on Raab and goes for the cover…


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TH–SHOULDER UP BY RAAB!!


Vinnie Lane: “Sheesh, Raab is a monster who will not surrender! Alex basically had to kick his leg out of his LEG TO GET HIM DOWN!”


Bama: “Heh Leg outta his leg.. RIP to Owen Hart!.. Oh no, T-Law is trying to get heat!”

T-Law then grabs Alex by the arm and tries to do the same spot again with the handcuffs to the middle rope, which he does successfully, and then puts the boots onto a cuffed up Alex to his body and face to a chorus of boos from the PR crowd. Then he looks at one of the fans, and mouths to him “SHUT IT YOU BROWN PEOPLE!” and the person wanted to jump over the barricades but the guards stopped them.

Then Raab gets on his feet and he hits a Goldberg like Spear onto T-Law, then he stomps his feet on the ground as the fans chant his name in unison, then he lifts his hand up and goozle’s T-Law’s throat and slams a CHOKEINATOR on to T-LAW, then he points to T-Law and and nodded his head to finish him off.

Then he waits for T-Law to get on his feet, but the handcuffs that Alex was on his wrist were weak so he breaks out of the cuffs and goes berserk. He Hook Kick Raab, then to a groggy T-Law, then he does a Karate pose and he gives them both a Double Fist to the face, then he does a Hip Shift throw on Raab, then he hits a DEADLY COMBO onto T-LAW.

Alex goes for the pin, but Tommy randomly flies into the ring with a elbow drop on Alex’s back. Then he takes Alex out of the ring, and the two men start brawling outside, then Raab takes advantage of T-Law by get him up to his feet and he hits the KILLERBUSTER on T-Law and slowly covers him.


Vinnie Lane: “Oh wow, that was a clean Killerbuster on T-LAW here, and with Alex and Tommy brawling near the crowd, you think Raab will end up coming home with the win?”


Bama: “Only Chaz will decide that, oh look he’s on the mat counting the fall!”


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Tommy Wish drags Raab off from the outside!

Wish to the apron, and then he springboards off with a flying cutter to Raab!

T-Law groggily to his feet, he looks to take Wish out with a clothesline but Wish ducks under and sends Law spilling over the top, where he land son Alex Blade and the two collapse in a pile of limbs.

Raab's back to his feet and he spins Tommy around for a big right hand...


BLOCKED!





HIDEYAFACE!!!!!!!!!!!




Wish with the cover and Bobo is down on the mat...



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3!!!




Winner by Pinfall - Tommy Wish




Vinnie Lane: “Tommy Wish with a huge win here tonight! Fantastic work by the veteran!”


Bama: “Gotta be that fresh Puerto Rico air in his lungs!”

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Big Money Oswald
- vs -
Unknown Soldier
Cage Match!

Referee: Ari Silverstein

The Anarcho-Tron shows a large cage being lowered around the ring.


Vinnie Lane: “You know a lot of people think this is a dream match. It’s hard to believe these two haven’t collided before, dude!”


Bama: “Well we got it tonight, baby! They might be past their prime but they’s gonna BRING IT in that ring, believe you me!”





Unknown Soldier prays to SATAN! in the middle of the ring while a red pentagram traces him from above in the rafters.  The red disco lights tracing the pentagram around Soldier continues to encircle him constantly in a counter clockwise motion.  While standing in the center of this pentagram of glowing lights, he kneels and touches both his shoulders and forehead as a sign of the Unholy trinity.  In the name of the Liar, the Sinner, and the great father and lord of all that is Evil!  Soldier then gets up and strokes his penis exactly 666 times getting faster and faster as the lights around him speed up in pace as well.  He is also wearing an ICONOCLAST ONE LAST MATCH shirt for some reason.



Vinnie Lane: “Welp. He promised he wouldn’t do that anymore.”


Bama: “The guy’s a demon, Vinnie, you think he tells the truth?!”




His music hits, soon the ramp opens up and slowly Oswald begins to rise. His ornate cane planted in the platform, dressed to the nines like always. The crowd starting to chant "MAY-HEM! MAY-HEM! MAY-HEM! MAY-HEM! " Once he was equal to the stage, he flung open his arms to form a t, letting out a loud roar, before grinning as he steps forward, making his way as he slowly unbuttons his suit jacket, his tie, his dress shirt, and unbuttoning the Billion Dollar Championship belt, handing it, his clothes, and the cane, to one of his servants as it appears as he takes his stance to get ready to face off against his opponent.


Vinnie Lane: “I can honestly say this might be the first time I have ever truly rooted for this guy to win. Something about him rubs me the wrong way, dude, but at least he didn’t start wanking right here on TV!”


Bama: “YET!”



DING! DING! DING!!!



Right from the sound of the bell, Big Money Oswald goes on a tear, asserting his physical dominance over the smaller Unknown Soldier. Soldier is sent into all four corners one at a time, and then battered with a football-style shoulder tackle that would make the late Keven Greene proud. Ozzy also turns Soldier inside out with a screaming running lariat.

Soldier gets a little breathing room when Ozzy charges him again and he grabs the top rope falling backward. Big Money ends up ass over teakettle on the apron, which allows Unknown Soldier to hit the far ropes and smash into his torso with a HUGE spear to Oswald… and the impact drives both men straight through the steel cage! The cage section simply snaps right off and falls to the side while Ozzy tumbles to the floor. Soldier holds onto the broken cage and climbs onto the middle support then flies off with a wicked corkscrew, driving Oz back into the guard railing. With Oz draped across the steel railing, Soldier once again climbs up onto the cage, climbs into the ring, and slingshots himself over the top rope and through the cage opening into a somersaulting leg drop right across the back of Ozzy’s neck, nearly decapitating him on the railing!


Vinnie Lane: “This is already bonkers! They’ve broken through the cage wall and now Soldier almost killed BMO! What else can possibly happen?!”


Bama: “Something tells me we are about to find out, Vinnie… look!!”


Bama points to the ramp where Puddles the Clown, the wandering sad harlequin who is perpetually seeking his alleged son Phantom Panzer, is riding on the back of a circus bear that looks equally depressed.

The bear and the clown wander down to ringside as Soldier beckons them, and we see that behind the bear is none other than Bar Rescue’s Jon Taffer with a cattle prod, zapping the bear so it keeps moving forward.

Unknown Soldier grabs the portion of the cage wall that’s been broken off, and he props it up so that one end is on the railing and the other end is back in the cage hole where it broke free from, leaving it at a bit of an angle.

Soldier turns to grab Ozzy, but Ozzy charges him and blasts him against the apron, banging the back of his head against the remaining cage structure. Soldier looks dizzy, and Oz then scoops him up and drills him with a running powerslam through the propped up cage wall!

Oswald roars as Soldier gets wrapped up like a burrito in the wrecked cage wall portion. Just then Taffer, Puddles, and the bear arrive, and the bear stands up on his hind legs to attack! That’s when Vinnie realizes…


Vinnie Lane: “Dude! That’s the bear Ghost Tank fought a few years back! I thought that thing was dead! But he’s here for vengeance!”


The bear  pummels Ozzy, and Puddles hops off to start swinging limp wristed punches onto Big Money as well.




BLUE THUNDER BOMB ON THE BEAR!!!




Big Money just lifted that whole-ass bear and spun it into a blue thunder bomb. Puddles then gets grabbed and thrown like a javelin into the broken open cage, and he lands in the ring.

THEN HE THROWS THE BEAR IN THERE TOO!!!


With Puddles and the bear stuck in the cage licking their wounds, Big Money turns his attention to Jon Taffer, who takes a swing at Big Money with the cattle prod. Oz snatches the cattle prod and bashes it over Taffer’s head. Oz then grabs Taffer and powerbombs him against the apron, sending him crashing through ANOTHER section of cage, one of the lower ones catty corner from the first.

Ozzy climbs into the ring and grabs the cattle prod, then rams it right up the backside of Jon Taffer! Then does the same to Puddles the Clown! And finally, he rams that sumbitch right into the nutbag of that bear!

All three convulse and fall out of the ring, where they simply fall to the floor and continue to twitch.

Oz turns around and gets caught with a flying ninja kick from a rejuvenated Unknown Soldier!

Oz is sent reeling into the cage wall, and he grabs onto it for balance. Soldier grabs the cattle prod and turns it all the way up… then jams it against the metal cage! The electricity courses through the twisted steel and electrocutes Big Money Oswald like he was strapped into Old Sparky.

Ozzy stumbles off of the cage, smoke rising from his ears and mouth. Soldier makes his way up to the top of the cage area and jumps… THE DARK STAR FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!!

Unknown Soldier lays on top of Big Money!













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Winner by Pinfall - Unknown Soldier



Vinnie Lane: “Because I never get what I want, Unknown Soldier is your winner! He’s still never getting anywhere near the Anarchy Championship again for as long as I’ve got anything to say about it.”


Bama: “I concur. See look Vinnie, we agree sometimes!”
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The Misfits
(Mastermind, Scarlett the Hunteress, and Kris 'The Hammer' Von Bonn
- vs -
The X-Treme Alliance
(Micheal Graves, Barney Green, and Darren Dangerous)
Special Triple Threat RP Rules!

3K total - can be used collaboratively or individually!


Referee: Norland MacSkeevey



Vinnie Lane: "Up next, our main event!"


Bama: "But first: A word from our sponsor!"

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Vinnie Lane: "Welcome back to Anarchy, were our competitors for tonight's main event are already standing by in the ring!"


Bama: "It's been an action packed show tonight, and time's running low, but we're going to make sure we fill every minute of what we have left with all of the action we can squeeze in, baby!"


DING! DING! DING!!!

Team Xtreme rush The Misfits and hammer them against the ropes! Gravy pairs off with MM as the two trade blows for dominance while Darren and Barney chase the other Misfits to the outside! Inside of the ring, Mastermind takes control and bullies Gravy into the corner, but Graves kicks MM in the balls and throws him into the corner and begins hammering on him! Outside of the ring, Darren and Barney are working over Kris Von Bon with chairs. This got hardcore quick, but Scarlett sneaks up behind Barney Green and snatches the chair out of his hands! Barney turns around instinctively only to take cold hard steel to the face! Darren lays off Von Bon and swings for Scarlett, but she blocks the blow with her chair and delivers a shot to the gut, followed by one the the back of Darren Dangerous!


Vinnie Lane: "Dang, what an explosive opening to our Anarchy main event!"


Back inside of the ring, Gravy is setting MM up for a Superplex, but Scarlett slides into the ring and smashes him across the back with the chair! Graves drops to the mat and Scarlett continues the assault as MM recovers in the corner.


Bama: "This is a good old fashioned donnybrook, baby!"


Von Bon slides into the ring and the next thing you know, he and Mastermind jump in on the mugging of Micheal Graves!


Mastermind flashes his infamous smirk and parts the Misfits like the red sea before covering Graves!


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Kickout!



Vinnie Lane: "No surprise there, Micheal Graves is a tough nut!!"


Bama: "In the ring and under the sheets, right baby!?!"


Vinnie Lane: "Dude!"


Mastermind quickly mounts Gravy and grabs a fist full of hair before unleashing rapid fire fist to the face! Gravy tries to cover up, but most of them break right through! Luckily, Barn and Darren both hit the ring and ambush The Hunteress and The Hammer with some good old fashioned kendo sticks!


-CR-CRACK!

Barney and Darren continue to whack away at the two Misfits, but Mastermind takes notice of what's happening and climbs off of Gravy, whose beaten pretty good ATM.

Bama: "The Dangerous Daddies may have The Misfits on the run, but Graves is out cold and daddy bear has taken notice, baby!"


Darren runs at Mastermind with his kendo stick, but Mastermind knocks him out of the ring with a masterful Dropkick! Barney comes at him next, not giving MM time to get back to his feet before he starts hammering in the kendo shots any and everywhere he can land them! MM remains on his knee, crouched, his chin tucked and his arms covering his head the best he can. The strategy pans out, and soon enough, Barney's stick is broken from the repeated shots. MM grins and pushes up to his feet. Barney tosses the stick and fires off a heavy, but slow haymaker! MM parries the big right and fires back one of his own! Barney stumbles and MM steps in, grabbing his arms and whipping him across the ring! No sooner than Barney hits the ropes for the rebound, MM spears him! Maybe out of his boots, but definitely out of the ring! Darren is back on his feet and tries to jump MM from behind, but the recovered Misfits cut him off at the pass as Von Hammer flies off of the top, seemingly from out of nowhere with a HUGE double axe handle, and Scarlet is right there to hit the inverted DDT that she calls, "You Are Being Trapped"!


Vinnie Lane: "Oh crap! Darren just had what little brains he had left scrambled by that combination!"


Scarlett hooks the leg!



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GRAVY DIVES IN AND BREAKS THE COUNT!



Bama: "GRAVY WITH THE SAVE, BABY!"


MM and Von Bon are on Gravy like white on rice! Scarlett joins in again as Darren rolls under the bottom rope and lands with a thud to the outside.


Vinnie Lane: "Micheal Graves is all alone and outnumber yet again!"


MM begins shouting orders to the Misfits! Scarlett helps MM peel Gravy off of the mat. The two of them hold him in place as Kris Von Bon prepares to show the fans in attendance, and watching all over the world, just why they call him "The Hammer"!


Bama: "Things are about to go from bad to worse for the Dark Warrior, baby!"


Kris smiles with glee as he slowly approaches Gravy, smacking his hammer against the palm of his hand. Defiantly, Micheal mouths him off and with a sick grin actually begs the attack ON! This seems to throw Kris off for a moment, but he quickly regains his mental footing and brings the hammer down, hard, across the base of Gravy's skull!


Vinnie Lane: "Holy crap! We may have just witnessed the end of Micheal Graves! For real, dude is convulsing!"


For real, the dude is convulsing, and a good amount of blood is soaking into the canvas. Scarlett and MM almost seem to second guess that action, now having seen the aftermath, but Kris The Hammer seems pretty proud of himself. He kneels down and taunts the convulsing Gravy, but Graves springs to life and rolls him up with a small package!


Bama: "Holy shit, he suckered him in after that crushing blow to the skull!"



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MM and Scarlett rush in with stomps across the back of Gravy causing him to break the pin! Suddenly the crowd pops! It's Darren Dangerous! He's on the top rope pouring what looks to be gasoline all over himself! The Misfits take notice just as he sets himself ablaze and dives off the top with a crossbody! Scarlett and Kris protect MM from the flaming idiot, but they take the full force of that flaming crossbody from Darren!



Vinnie Lane: "Holy crap, dude! Mastermind questioned why I booked this match, and here it is! We've got a guy leaking brain matter in the center of the ring and three wrestling currently on fire! If this isn't the definition of Anarchy, I don't know what is!"


Bama: "A-Gudang-Men, Baby!"


XWF staff rushed the ring to extinguish the flames, but the damage is done, and it looks like we're down to two on one for the moment! MM takes a moment to check on his people, but once he knows that they are mostly fine, he sets his sights back on Graves, who hasn't moved an inch this whole time.


Vinnie Lane: "Uh, I guess you could call that a win for Darren Dangerous, but with Mastermind coming out unscathed, this may be the beginning of the end for The Xtreme Alliance!"


Mastermind has his way with Graves who puts up no fight whatsoever as he eventually finds himself locked in the Mind Controller! Gravy yelps out in pain, but nothing he says sounds even remotely English.

Vinnie Lane: "Our official is checking if Gravy wishes to submit!"


Bama: "I don't know that he has the wherewithal to give a proper answer, baby! It may be wise to call it now!"


Gravy can't answer and the official is about to call it!


Vinnie Lane: "It's over!"


It's not! Barney smashes MM across the back of the head with a light tube! MM drops Graves and staggers forward and into the corner where he attempts to collect himself, but OH NO!


Barney Green is wearing a makeshift light tube suit and he comes barrowing into the corner after MM! Barney crashes into the Anarchy champion as glass and blood explodes from between them!


Bama: "That's the most hardcore thing I've ever seen, baby!"


MM slumps into the corner spazzing at the hundreds of glass filled cuts now covering his face and body. Meanwhile, Barn is fighting to remove his pants, which are caught on the razor wire underwear that he wore for tonight!


Vinnie Lane: "Oh crap, here comes the promised Stink Face!"


But MM explodes to his feet and catches an unprepared Barney Green with an RKO Stunner!


Bama: "It's over!"


MM makes the cover on Green!














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Kickout!


Vinnie Lane: "Barney kicked out!"


MM is pissed, but he doesn't argue the count and instead he hammers away at Barney. Hammers him into submission. Hammers him so hard that a crispy fried Von Bon lays outside of the ring with a smile, despite all of the pain that he and the Huntress currently find themselves in.

In a corner, we see a singed up Darren Dangerous setting up what looks like a hot plate. He plugs it in and turns it on, placing a sack on the plate.


Bama: "I think Mastermind has had enough of this match!"


Vinnie Lane: "He had enough of this match before it ever started!"


MM grabs Barn's now lifeless legs and is looking to lock in the The Mind Controller on another member of the Alliance of Xtreme. MM steps though with the Boston Crab and goes to sit down as Gravy rushes in with a diving forearm to the face! MM falls back on top of Barney and scrambles to his feet, but Graves is back up too and the two are amazingly hammering it out in the center of the ring considering the hammer shot to Graves skull earlier!


Bama: "How is Micheal Graves even standing, much less duking it out with the Anarchy Champion!?"


Vinnie Lane: "Listen Bama, Graves has never made sense. Just enjoy the ride, or don't, but never bother questioning any of it."


Bama: "Noted, baby!"


Mastermind ducks a wild punch from Gravy and locks in the MIND SLEEPER! Graves is turning PURPLE almost immediately, and one of his eyes is bugging out all weird-like. Are we going to see an eye come out???


Gravy starts to slump, but then MM goes rigid as Darren Dangerous blasts him in the back of his hooded head with that sack he had on the hot plate! It was full of Sacagawea gold dollars!


Mastermind collapses after being hit in the skull with a bag of hot coins, and Graves falls on top of him!




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DING! DING! DING!!!



Winners by Pinfall - The X-Treme Alliance




Vinnie Lane: "Oh my god! Mikey Graves just pinned the Anarchy Champion!"


Bama: "He sure did Vinnie! He's got to be in line for a shot at the gold now, right!?"


Vinnie Lane: "Definitely! Right after Xavier Lux."


Bama: "You're bad at this, you know that?"


Vinnie Lane: "What I know is that we are all out of time here on Anarchy. What a show we just had! What a spectacle! Thank you everyone for joining us in Puerto Rico... Sassy, say goodnight!"


Sassafras: "Arf!"


Bama: "Good girl."



Anarchy fades out as Graves celebrates in the ring with his team. Mastermind simply holds the Anarchy Title high above his head as the Misfits back away down the ramp.


SPECIAL THANKS:

Raion Kido
Centurion
Charlie Nickles
Micheal Graves
Tommy Wish



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08-15-2022, 06:54 PM

A bloodied and battered, but otherwise A-OK Micheal Graves sits on the trainers table looking similar to the image Mark Flynn shared earlier today, or uh... in the future? Anywho, Mikey just smiles and reveals his; 


"NEW MERCH!"


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